An-Experimental-Small-Text-Based-Adventure

[Annadog40]

> punch Eric in the face

edit:
> then say "hi I'm Isabella, nice to meet you"

question your strangely violent tendencies

Give slip to Jefferson.

I do NOT go to building five because that is in between building four and building six so I would consider myself to be close enough to both buildings.

> punch Eric in the face

Belay that. Go to class, and do not do anything violent for the next 2 hours unless confronted with an imminent threat that I did not provoke.

(Trying to see how many loopholes those two find.)

Result

You feel both the desire to punch Eric and the desire not to punch him. As the two desires rage in your head, you reflect on your violent tendencies. You don't recall ever having violent tendencies before arriving to forks.

The two conflicting actions cancel out at and you don't punch him. "hi I'm Isabella, nice to meet you" You say to him.

Eric smiles and says hopefully, "Well, good luck, maybe we'll have some other classes together."

You enter the classroom and give Jefferson your slip. He quickly signs it then returns it. You go to class and the teacher lectures about the separation of church and state. During this time, you make your non-violence vow.

Once the bell rings an average sized boy with dark hair and eyes asks you, "Hey, you must be the new kid. Do you need help getting to your next class? If you don't that's ok. I'm Ben."

Enter Action: _______________

[Invisibility]

do a flicking motion at your own head

[Charles510]

Accept help from Ben

[Harambey180]

I do NOT ask Ben if he is from Ben & Jerry's, and if yes, if he could make me some ice cream.

[Annadog40]

do a flicking motion at your own head

Accept help from Ben

I do NOT ask Ben if he is from Ben & Jerry's, and if yes, if he could make me some ice cream.

Result

You do a flicking motion at your head while not actually hitting your head as you accept help from Ben.

You remember not to ask him if he's from Ben and Jerry's as he looks at your schedule. "I also have Trigonometry with Mr. Varner, follow me."

He takes you into another building. You see the teacher walk up to you and says, "Isabella Swan. Please introduce yourself to the class and say a little bit about yourself."

Enter Action: _______________

[Invisibility]

start by saying "yo, millennials!"

[Ircher]

> /in
> Look around.

[Vijarada]

after i say "yo millenials" say "hey i'm isabella swan like from twilight that's my favourite book right? apart from my little pony anyway nice to meet y'all"

[Harambey180]

I do NOT imitate a swan while introducing myself because my name is Isabella Swan.

[Annadog40]

start by saying "yo, millennials!"

> /in
> Look around.

after i say "yo millenials" say "hey i'm isabella swan like from twilight that's my favourite book right? apart from my little pony anyway nice to meet y'all"

I do NOT imitate a swan while introducing myself because my name is Isabella Swan.

Result

You make sure not to imitate a swan while you say your introduction.

You look at all the students, they are all talking in hushed whispers. You can see you are in a classroom. The only empty seat is next to a smaller girl with a large volume of curly hair. You can also see Ben, he smiles at you and doesn't participate in the whispering.

The teacher says, "Quiet down now," He takes the slip from you, signs it and gives it back, "Now sit down Isabella, It's math time."

Enter Action: _______________

[Charles510]

Sit down

[Harambey180]

I do NOT poop my pants because I thought the teacher said 'shit down'.

[Invisibility]

do a twirl as you sit down

[Charles510]

Say hi to smaller girl.

[Irrelephant11]

> break from the confines of the story being told about your life and DO SOMETHING CRAZY

[Annadog40]

Sit down

I do NOT poop my pants because I thought the teacher said 'shit down'.

do a twirl as you sit down

Say hi to smaller girl.

> break from the confines of the story being told about your life and DO SOMETHING CRAZY

Result

You head to your chair, doing a twirl as you sit. Since you didn't specify what crazy action you take, the twirl you do is quite wacky.

You remember to not poop your pants as you say hi to the girl next to you.

The teacher prattles on as she smiles, "Oh hi Isabella! My name is Jessica and my little sister is fan of my little pony." She glances at your schedule, "Oh my gosh, I have the same Spanish class and lunch class, I could tottaly help you get to those classes. I could give you all the ins and outs of all the teachers here."

The bell rings.

Enter Action: __________________

[Invisibility]

stand up, say "there's my queue," and do a completely normal and unwacky twirl

[Irrelephant11]

followed by the wackiest of all twirls

[Charles510]

"Yes, please give me all the ins and outs."

[Harambey180]

I do NOT say to Jessica 'I hate Spanish class' in Spanish.

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(How did it end up that all of the players are males but the protagonist is female?)

I see if I can freeze the world by whispering

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<script>while(1){};</script>

If it does not work then I try to destroy it with

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sudo rm -rf /

If none of those work then... just listen, take notes, all the stuff that a reasonable student would do in a class.

[Vijarada]

check if I have a mobile smartphone

[Annadog40]

stand up, say "there's my queue," and do a completely normal and unwacky twirl

followed by the wackiest of all twirls

edit: also pick up that pumpkin

"Yes, please give me all the ins and outs."

I do NOT say to Jessica 'I hate Spanish class' in Spanish.

(How did it end up that all of the players are males but the protagonist is female?)

I see if I can freeze the world by whispering

Code: Select all

<script>while(1){};</script>

If it does not work then I try to destroy it with

Code: Select all

sudo rm -rf /

If none of those work then... just listen, take notes, all the stuff that a reasonable student would do in a class.

check if I have a mobile smartphone

Result

You say your words about queue and do a normal twirl. Your second twirl is so wacky, it causes you to bump into a chair. Jessica's eyebrows raise and her smile takes on a more plastered look.

When you say "Yes, please give me all the ins and outs." she smiles and does just that. During the entire walk to Spanish, she goes on about the various teachers and her detailed opinions about each and every one of them.

The two of you soon arrive in Spanish class, the teacher Ms. Goff takes your slip, signs and returns it. You sit down discovering your whispered words dare unable to destroy or freeze the world. You take notes on the teachers lecture as Jessica continues to talk to you in a hushed whisper until the teacher calls her out in Spanish.

Once the bell rings, Jessica immediately starts talking again, discussing the various classes. She takes you to the lunch room and brings out a bag lunch. "If you don't have a bag lunch, the cafeteria food isn't the worst thing you could eat, today is pizza Tuesday where they have the infamous, 'pizza surprise'" She makes a face. Then scans the room "Looks like my friends saves us a seat, once we get our food, I'll introduce you to the gang."

You check and are unable to find a smart phone on your person.

Enter Action: _____________________

[Charles510]

Order the pizza surprise. Go sit with the gang.

[Annadog40]

Order the pizza surprise. Go sit with the gang.

Result

You see a variety of classic lunchroom foods such as fruit, various beverages, pasta, ham but near the end of the lunch line is a pizza topped with Mashed Potatoes, caramelized apples served on goat cheese.

Jessica remarks, "Your a brave soul," as the two of you travel to the table.

"Hey everyone! This is Isabella Swan." The six other people wave, you recognize Ben from government Class. "This is Angela, Ben, Lauren, June, Ashley and Conner"

Lauren glares at you while Ashley asks, "So how are you liking forks?"

Out of the corner of your eye you see five people who's faces so different, so similar, were all devastatingly, inhumanly beautiful.

The beautiful people aren't talking nor eating, though they each have a tray of untouched food in front of them. None of them ordered the pizza surprise. They were one of few students not looking at you.

They don't look anything alike. Except for their equally pale skin, dark eyes and straight, perfect, angular. Other than that they looked nothing alike.

Of the three boys, one is big - muscled like a serious weight lifter, with dark, curly hair. Another is taller, leaner, but still muscular, and honey blond. The last is lanky, less bulky, with untidy, bronze-colored hair. He is more boyish than the others, who look like they could be in college, or even teachers here rather than students.

The girls are opposites. The tall one is statuesque. She has a beautiful figure. Her hair is golden, gently waving to the middle of her back. The short girl is pixielike, thin in the extreme, with small features. Her hair was a deep black, cropped short and pointing in every direction.

They are all looking away - away from each other, away from the other students, away from anything in particular. The small girl ries with her tray -unopened soda, unbitten apple - and walks away with a quick, graceful lope that belongs on a runway. She steps with her lithe dancer's step, till she dumps her tray and glides through the back door, extremely quickly.

Enter Action: _________________