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Dear Mr/Ms. [Surname],

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.

Yours sincerely,



Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress

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HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY


UNIFORM

First-year students will require:

1. Three sets of plain work robes (black)
2. One plain pointed hat (black) for day wear
3. One pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar)
4. One winter cloak (black, with silver fastenings)

Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry name tags.

COURSE BOOKS

All students should have a copy of each of the following:

The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1)

by Miranda Goshawk

A History of Magic

by Bathilda Bagshot

Magical Theory

by Adalbert Waffling

A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration

by Emeric Switch

One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi

by Phyllida Spore

Magical Drafts and Potions

by Arsenius Jigger

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

by Newt Scamander

The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection

by Quentin Trimble

OTHER EQUIPMENT

1 wand
1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2)
1 set glass or crystal phials
1 telescope
1 set brass scales

Students may also bring, if they desire, an owl OR a cat OR a toad.

PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS

ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICK


Yours sincerely,



Lucinda Thomsonicle-Pocus

Chief Attendant of Witchcraft Provisions


You may now choose your pet option either cat, toad, owl or none. When that is done, you will be given a wand.

oh on...

In post 1, 2 718281828459 wrote:oh

come

on...

Pet Option: None

You also now have an 14-inch pine wand with a unicorn hair core, slightly springy

You now have everything you need to go to Hogwarts

You express your discomfort about your situation.

You have 10ʛ.

i want to roleplay but i havent read the books

What is the 10 or whatever?

I would like , please and thank you.

I don't know where this is going...

But

In post 3, Invisibility wrote:i want to roleplay but i havent read the books

You also now have an 14-inch pine wand with a dog hair core, quite thick

You now have everything you need to go to Hogwarts

Your class books are in your trunk but you can always get them out on the train.

You have 10ʛ.

In post 4, 2 718281828459 wrote:What is the 10

G'

or whatever?

You question what ʛ's are. A snobby looking fellow in fine robes scoffs, "Those are your Galleons of course." He walks away with his son muttering about 'filthy mudbloods'

In post 5, Flicker wrote:I would like

a cat

, please and thank you.

You now own a calico female cat. You also now have a 9-inch inflexible Elm wand with a kelpie hair core.

You now have everything you need to go to Hogwarts

You have 9ʛ.

In post 6, BuJaber wrote:I don't know where this is going...

But

I'd like an owl please.

You now own a calico female owl. You also now have a 20-inch extremely flexible birch wand with a grounded up study of football concussions paper core.

You now have everything you need to go to Hogwarts

You have 9ʛ

You wonder where this is going.

THE TRAIN ARRIVES IN THE STATION

Can I get on the train and sit in the first empty compartment I see?

Get on the train and sit in the first empty compartment I see that is not Flicker's compartment or one adjacent to Flicker's?

Can I have a pet dragon?

I require the closest pet that looks like a dog.

This is likely a cat

can i cast a spell that makes me unexist

You have to exist in order to learn how to cast the spell, no?

exist ==> spell ==> unexist

In post 8, Flicker wrote:Can I get on the train and sit in the first empty compartment I see?

You can and do. You find an empty compartment. As you sit down the door opens, a redheaded boy
comes in

"Anyone sitting there?" he asks, pointing at the seat opposite you.
"Everywhere else is full."

In post 9, 2 718281828459 wrote:Get on the train and sit in the first empty compartment I see that is not Flicker's compartment or one adjacent to Flicker's?

You enter your empty compartment. Unfortunately it isn't empty for long as an adult enters in and sits on the other side of the compartment.

In post 10, Aronis wrote:Can I have a pet dragon?

no
You have a dragon heartstrings core wand with willow. Slightly inflexible. 34 feet long.

You have everything you need to go to Hogwarts

You have 10ʛ.

In post 11, Cheery Dog wrote:I require the closest pet that looks like a dog.

This is likely a cat

You have a calico female cat.

You now have everything you need to go to Hogwarts

You now have a 7-inch slightly bendy pine wand with a Snake Fang core.

You have 9ʛ.

In post 12, Invisibility wrote:can i cast a spell that makes me unexist

Not at ur power level.

can i sit on a bench and not move for an uncomfortably long amount of time, missing the train
or am are you going to force me to get on the train

I'd like to sit in a compartment without cats. I don't think owls get along with them.

1. Am I the redhead?
2. Who is the adult?
3. view inventory
4. How many people are on the train right now?

I want a tortoise....toads are a bit boring:P

Can i have a pet snake then?

In post 16, Invisibility wrote:can i sit on a bench and not move for an uncomfortably long amount of time, missing the train
or am are you going to force me to get on the train

You sit on the bench the train goes on without you. You become uncomfortable. Suddenly you are forced out of the platform and into the muggle section of Kingscross. The muggles look at you weirdly.

In post 17, BuJaber wrote:I'd like to sit in a compartment without cats. I don't think owls get along with them.

You manage to find one with only one occupant. He had black hair and his only pet is a snow white owl.

In post 18, 2 718281828459 wrote:1. Am I the redhead?
2. Who is the adult?
3. view inventory
4. How many people are on the train right now?

Yes. You see their suitcase has the name Annadog40 on it. You have all of the required books, equipment, writing stuff, 10 galleons, your wand and a spoon. A couple hundred.

In post 19, Selynee wrote:I want a tortoise....toads are a bit boring:P

The shopkeeper takes a toad, puts a shell on it and hands it to you. You now have a calico female 'tortoise' You also have a six inch rosemary wand with a rose thorn core. You have everything you need to go to hogwarts.
You have 8ʛ.

In post 20, Aronis wrote:Can i have a pet snake then?

No.
You have a one inch pinecone wand with a orphan tears core. You have everything you need to go to hogwarts.
You have 10ʛ.

In post 21, Annadog40 wrote:You manage to find one with only one occupant. He had black hair and his only pet is a snow white owl

Yeaaaah my man HP.

i find another bench and sit there too

Wonder why I'm the poorest future student and ask fellow students about wealth spells.