Everyone Is A Cultist Recruiter I [End]

[Jingle]

:Throw bait:

Also, it's weird to me that the actual percentages for that are known. Like, I get why they're known, it just kind of ruins the mystique of my childhood.

[Ausuka]

yeah that's a shame. I don't get that really because throughout my childhood pretty much everything has been public lol.

[Jingle]

I just remember that holding the down button and B supposedly increased your chances to catch pokemon because computers are magical.

It was a wonderful, simple time, when ten year olds were allowed to leave home to fight monsters and there was a distinct lack of adult supervision except for that one weird guy who left like 7 siblings with his neglectful drug dealing dad to follow the ten year old around and hit on random women.

Some might say a better time. Those people probably wouldn't describe the time with the same words.

[Ausuka]

I just remember that holding the down button and B supposedly increased your chances to catch pokemon because computers are magical.

that was real! follow your dreams

It was a wonderful, simple time, when ten year olds were allowed to leave home to fight monsters and there was a distinct lack of adult supervision

if Pokemon games have taught me anything, this is still a thing.

except for that one weird guy who left like 7 siblings with his neglectful drug dealing dad to follow the ten year old around and hit on random women.

[SaskeIsMyYaoiKismesis]

Ausuka-chan dost thou really lack cognizance of whom Brock is?

[Ausuka]

oh that's brock? I don't remember his dad being a drug dealer and I thought he only hit on officer jenny but idk.

[the worst]

ゞ◎Д◎ヾ AHIRU-TAN why didst thou roll SCUM without me?? I thought we forged a promise to redeem our lost collaboration due to my flaking from JJ’s game?

I had to get you back for N1ing me that one time.

[the worst]

I RECEIVED A SCUM ROLE PM AND WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A REROLL.

Give me a moment...
Alright, I have the re-roll done.

Spoiler: reroll

1. Irrelephant11 the Cult Leader
2. Gamma Emerald the Cult Leader
3. SaskeIsMyYaoiKismesis the Cult Leader
4. the worst the VT
5. Jingle the Cult Leader
6. Kokichi Oma the Cult Leader
7. Ausuka the Cult Leader

I dig it.

[the worst]

apparently if you use a poke ball on a level 1 dratini with no status conditions at full hp you have a 12% chance of capture. so if this dice is 12 or below you can successfully capture me I guess

Original Roll String: 1d100 (STATIC)

1 100-Sided Dice: (60) = 60

Original Roll String: 1d100

1 100-Sided Dice: (90) = 90

oh that's brock? I don't remember his dad being a drug dealer and I thought he only hit on officer jenny but idk.

pretty good summary of Brock tbh

I'm here now read list incoming

[SaskeIsMyYaoiKismesis]

I dig it.

JUST like how you are about to DIG your own grave °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[Jingle]

oh that's brock? I don't remember his dad being a drug dealer and I thought he only hit on officer jenny but idk.

The Pewter city gym episode literally begins with Brock's dad asking ash if he wants to 'buy some rocks'.

And Brock hits on every girl in the series who isn't explicitly underage, afair.

[the worst]

{tw}
{Ausuka, Jingle}
{Gamma, Kokichi}
{Relly}
{Anumi-chan}

I don't mean to be overconfident and all but I'm pretty sure this game's a wrap. will the scumteam of Rel/SIMYK please surrender?

pedit

I dig it.

JUST like how you are about to DIG your own grave °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

more psychic than you could have known

[Jingle]

Wait, is Saske secretly Sabrina?

[SaskeIsMyYaoiKismesis]

I possess NO repsonse

[Jingle]

Dat ninja tho

[SaskeIsMyYaoiKismesis]

Wait, is Saske secretly Sabrina?

I possess an intelligence ranking NEARLY within omniscience so in a way this is certantly acura!

[Ausuka]

{Jingle}
{Irrelephant, Ausuka}
{the worst, Gamma Emerald}
{Kokichi Oma}
{SIMYK}

[Ausuka]

does this mean duckling is a diglett?

[SaskeIsMyYaoiKismesis]

Dat ninja tho

I MEAN, COMMON! (* ˚᷄ 艸 ˚᷅ *)

[the worst]

yo cuz why do you have Rel down as so strongly town? I'm pretty sure he's scum this time

[the worst]

[SaskeIsMyYaoiKismesis]

The only redlist THAT is worth anything is one that EXPOSES Ahiru-tan for being the traitorous duckling he TRUELY IS CAN MAYBE BE inside!

[the worst]

me? traitorous? that does not feel accurate. :<

[SaskeIsMyYaoiKismesis]

It is certainly Acura ^_^

Tobe the member of ONE scumteam and NOT mine is TREACHERY plain and simple.

[the worst]

Ooo Ausuka it's not too late to make your team name Team Safari Zone right?

just curious

pedit: I'm not scum!!