The Ferris Wheel of Death Reopens for Business (Game Over)

[Not_Mafia]

If anyone shoots me I will shoot them IRL with my banter bazooka, you will never recover from being so thoroughly owned by my hardcore bantz that you will be forced to quit the site out of shame

[Felissan]

Jumble misspelled /in, only typing /i.


The first player on the wheel with a name starting with an I is Ircher, in spot number 4.


Post #4 is Jumble.


Sorry, I tried to add some pointless intermediate steps to avoid punishing you for meaningless mistakes, but it looks like that couldn't save you

I fire Jumble at I4, and they hit my opponent's submarine!

[Allomancer]

If anyone shoots me I will shoot them IRL with my banter bazooka, you will never recover from being so thoroughly owned by my hardcore bantz that you will be forced to quit the site out of shame

This is... quite the threat.

[logan5123]

if the ferris wheel moves the way I think it does, Aronis is up.

... oh yeah. and remember.
You've got one shot.
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap BACK TO REALITY

[Not_Mafia]

[logan5123]

also I'm not kidding about that "you've got one shot" line. kingmaker rules state that you either die or get a second shot to win

[Not_Mafia]

if the ferris wheel moves the way I think it does, Aronis is up.

... oh yeah. and remember.
You've got one shot.
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap BACK TO REALITY

Players can actually have multiple shots if the Ferris wheel circles back to them, players are also unlikely to react so virulently to a meaningless forum game, please find amended lyrics below

You're quite likely to only have one shot
So shoot the correct person, or not, the game is mostly random and there's no prize for winning anyway
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming

[logan5123]

if the ferris wheel moves the way I think it does, Aronis is up.

bad quote

Players can actually have multiple shots if the Ferris wheel circles back to them, players are also unlikely to react so virulently to a meaningless forum game, please find amended lyrics below

You're quite likely to only have one shot
So shoot the correct person, or not, the game is mostly random and there's no prize for winning anyway
And they don't stop coming x20

fair

[logan5123]

wait, does the ferris wheel move randomly? in that case kingmaker rules don't apply and I look like a stupid idiot which I am

[StrangerCoug]

1. Felissan
   
2. Aronis
   <— TOP OF THE WHEEL
   
   
3. Not_Mafia
   
4. Ircher
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   SUBMARINE SUNK
   
   
6. animorpherv1
   
7. Chemist1422
   
8. bugspray
   
9. Formerfish
   
10. Panzerjager
    
11. logan5123
    
12. Iprobablysuck
    
13. Allomancer
    
14. D3f3nd3r
    
15. Tatsuya Kaname
    
16. StrangerCoug

wait, does the ferris wheel move randomly? in that case kingmaker rules don't apply and I look like a stupid idiot which I am

The turn order itself is determined randomly, but once chosen, it stays like that for the whole game.

[logan5123]

hmm ok then kingmaker rules do apply
odds are now that I've established this I'm dying next spin so see avatar

[Allomancer]

Wait what are kingmaker rules?

[StrangerCoug]

They're not explicit, but I believe logan means that the person whose turn it is when there's three left essentially picks the winner by killing the other person.

[logan5123]

yeah basically
notably though, me metagaming hard means that essentually this game turns into a layered kingmaker
because you choose who chooses who chooses etc. the winner

[StrangerCoug]

Aronis has only (expired on 2020-03-18 13:55:30) left to shoot.

[PJ.]

Oh no i got in, someone be my ally

[logan5123]

Aronis has been time stopped.
RIP in pizza time.

[Not_Mafia]

Aronis? More like Baroness, as in Baroness Orczy cos he disappeared like the Scarlet Pimpernel amirite?

Beg for your lives clodpoles

[StrangerCoug]

1. Felissan
   
2. Aronis
   THREE... TWO... ONE... *BOOM!*
   
   
3. Not_Mafia
   <— TOP OF THE WHEEL
   
   
4. Ircher
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   SUBMARINE SUNK
   
   
6. animorpherv1
   
7. Chemist1422
   
8. bugspray
   
9. Formerfish
   
10. Panzerjager
    
11. logan5123
    
12. Iprobablysuck
    
13. Allomancer
    
14. D3f3nd3r
    
15. Tatsuya Kaname
    
16. StrangerCoug

Not_Mafia has (expired on 2020-03-19 13:55:30).

[Chemist1422]

NM you are very cool and have very good opinions on terminology

[logan5123]

Oh, and since I've gotten this before: any moments of mine that are parallel to the character Kefka Palazzo from the game Final Fantasy VI are completely coincidental.

[Not_Mafia]

NM you are very cool and have very good opinions on terminology

You will be spared

[Formerfish]

NM you are very cool and have very good opinions on terminology

You will be spared

I often find myself mesmerized by your avatar. Those milky jugs man... whoo

[Formerfish]

Oh no i got in, someone be my ally

Wanna be frenamies with me? We can end this like real men when it comes to it, one of us stabs the other in the back.

[Iprobablysuck]

Miltank is a top tier normal type