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Post Post #75 (ISO) » Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:48 am

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Page seconds are 5 simoleons
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #76 (ISO) » Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:06 am

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YEET
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Post Post #77 (ISO) » Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:45 am

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Ok fish we have a sacred alliance now
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Post Post #78 (ISO) » Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:52 am

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In post 77, bugspray wrote:Ok fish we have a sacred alliance now
You know how this ends Highlander... There can be only one.
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Post Post #79 (ISO) » Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:03 am

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In post 75, Not_Mafia wrote:Page seconds are 5 simoleons
Aren't you supposed to be dead?
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Post Post #80 (ISO) » Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:21 am

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  1. Felissan
  2. Aronis
    THREE... TWO... ONE... *BOOM!*

  3. Not_Mafia
    SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, AND HE SHALL APPEAR

  4. Ircher
    STOLE FORMERFISH'S THUNDER STICK

  5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
    SUBMARINE SUNK

  6. animorpherv1
  7. Chemist1422
    THINGS GOT A LITTLE DICEY

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  10. Panzerjager
    STOP! HAMMER TIME!

  11. logan5123
    <— TOP OF THE WHEEL

  12. Iprobablysuck
  13. Allomancer
  14. D3f3nd3r
    KILLED PLAIN AND SIMPLE

  15. Tatsuya Kaname
  16. StrangerCoug
STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!

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Post Post #81 (ISO) » Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:02 pm

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Since I was just asked on Discord about it, logan5123 has (expired on 2020-03-20 23:55:11) left to kill.
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Post Post #82 (ISO) » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:16 pm

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F
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Post Post #83 (ISO) » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:55 pm

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My time to shine

Felissan is attacked by a never ending army of killer bees. They start coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and you get the idea
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Post Post #84 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:07 am

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Post Post #85 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:41 am

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Iprobablysuck ate too much Bologna Sausage.


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Post Post #86 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:00 am

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all of a sudden i'm glad i was out first
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Post Post #87 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:18 am

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Allomancer is killed in a fight over who gets to buy the last roll of toilet paper at the store

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    AND THE KILLER BEES DON'T STOP COMING

  2. Aronis
    THREE... TWO... ONE... *BOOM!*

  3. Not_Mafia
    SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, AND HE SHALL APPEAR

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    STOLE FORMERFISH'S THUNDER STICK

  5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
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  6. animorpherv1
    SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

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    THINGS GOT A LITTLE DICEY

  8. bugspray
    <— TOP OF THE WHEEL

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    STOP! HAMMER TIME!

  11. logan5123
    TIME'S UP!

  12. Iprobablysuck
    TOO MUCH BOLOGNA CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

  13. Allomancer
    KILLED OVER TOILET PAPER

  14. D3f3nd3r
    KILLED PLAIN AND SIMPLE

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Post Post #88 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:22 am

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Is it possible for me to win
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Post Post #89 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:23 am

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Oh look at that.
bugspray gets to pick the kingmaker.

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Post Post #90 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:24 am

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who do you trust more between Tatsuya and Formerfish?
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Post Post #91 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:27 am

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Fish you are endgamed to not be able to win. You get second place if I shoot coug and you shoot tatsuya. Let's do this for team Pennsylvania.
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Post Post #92 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:32 am

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Hello. I'm still alive :P I'll thank you for keeping me that way.
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Post Post #93 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:03 am

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Also I'll bring you a 6 pack of beer to the scum meet that we will eventually have. Do you like Victory?
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Post Post #94 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:44 am

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In post 91, bugspray wrote:Fish you are endgamed to not be able to win. You get second place if I shoot coug and you shoot tatsuya. Let's do this for team Pennsylvania.
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Sure. Keystone state all the way!
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Post Post #95 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:44 am

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In post 93, bugspray wrote:Also I'll bring you a 6 pack of beer to the scum meet that we will eventually have. Do you like Victory?
Can I hold you to this if I agreed before I read it?
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Post Post #96 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:58 am

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tatsuya trips over one of fish's empty beer bottles
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Post Post #97 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:39 am

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StrangeCougar sees what is coming and tries to reach for the lever to stop the ride and get off before the murder cock comes knocking on his door. Unlucky for him his hand got caught in the handle and it ripped his arm off, while the lever flung the opposite way and threw the ride into overdrive spinning faster and faster. FF and BS were able to hold on with both dry hands and stayed in their cars. SC unfortunately only had one hand left, and it was slick with the furiously pumping blood emptying from the massive hole where his other arm used to be and was flung from his car as his grip slowly and agonizingly unavoidably loosened and was flung into the inner workings of the Ferris Wheel.

As SC's body bounced around like a human pinball against the cars and other dead bodies he managed to land a few blows more epic than the others. In the end, SC was able to upend the cars of FF and BS and they each hung on with one arm, the others had been disabled by massive charlie horses from SC's random assault. (
Off camera SC is finally thrown from the wheel and into space where he froze and now drifts endlessly.
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BS: I didn't even know we were playing a game.
FF: Life is a game my friend, we are all playing it whether we want to or not.
BS: I'm not ready to die. There are so many things I wanted to do, places I wanted to see...
FF: Who is ever ready to leave the party? Don't bemoan the time we don't have, think on the times we had, and remember me in the future.
BS: What do you mean, remember you? Where are you going?
FF: I'm sorry BS, but look at where we are. The wheel is slowly tipping because of the weight, and if one of us doesn't let go we will both surely die. I've seen the world in my life, have fathered a beautiful girl who will carry on my memory, my life has been well lived for the most part. You are young and full of life. Live it.

With that FF lets go of the railing and waves one last time with the same hand as he plummets to his death. BS watches on with surprised horror as FF silently falls to his death. The impact was so loud and the silence came back in so quickly that BS had to wonder if it made a sound at all, as his hearing was drowned out by the pumping of blood through his arteries. The world around him came back into focus with the growing sounds of sirens blaring in the quickly closing distance.

BS: Why didn't he just hold on? They were so close...

BS found out why FF made that choice as the wheel collapsed immediately after he was taken to safety, there was only ever time to save one.
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Post Post #98 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:47 am

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Okay maybe I'll get you a case instead of a pack for that
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Post Post #99 (ISO) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:37 pm

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alright so
I fucked up

oof
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