The Ferris Wheel of Death Reopens for Business (Game Over)

[bugspray]

You got shot

[logan5123]

Ironic: he could metagame for others, but not himself.

(I'll make a full version of the Darth Plagueis the Wise copypasta later)

[bugspray]

This is my actual mafia meta

[Formerfish]

Ironic: he could metagame for others, but not himself.

(I'll make a full version of the Darth Plagueis the Wise copypasta later)

I'm special.

[StrangerCoug]

1. Felissan
   AND THE KILLER BEES DON'T STOP COMING
   
   
2. Aronis
   THREE... TWO... ONE... *BOOM!*
   
   
3. Not_Mafia
   SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, AND HE SHALL APPEAR
   
   
4. Ircher
   STOLE FORMERFISH'S THUNDER STICK
   
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   SUBMARINE SUNK
   
   
6. animorpherv1
   SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
   
   
7. Chemist1422
   THINGS GOT A LITTLE DICEY
   
   
8. bugspray
   
9. Formerfish
   <— TOP OF THE WHEEL
   
   
10. Panzerjager
    STOP! HAMMER TIME!
    
    
11. logan5123
    TIME'S UP!
    
    
12. Iprobablysuck
    TOO MUCH BOLOGNA CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH
    
    
13. Allomancer
    KILLED OVER TOILET PAPER
    
    
14. D3f3nd3r
    KILLED PLAIN AND SIMPLE
    
    
15. Tatsuya Kaname
    WATCH YOUR STEP
    
    
16. StrangerCoug

I think Formerfish intended to kill himself in post #97. I've allowed doing that off-site, but it has to be bold to be official

[Formerfish]

StrangeCougar sees what is coming and tries to reach for the lever to stop the ride and get off before the murder cock comes knocking on his door. Unlucky for him his hand got caught in the handle and it ripped his arm off, while the lever flung the opposite way and threw the ride into overdrive spinning faster and faster. FF and BS were able to hold on with both dry hands and stayed in their cars. SC unfortunately only had one hand left, and it was slick with the furiously pumping blood emptying from the massive hole where his other arm used to be and was flung from his car as his grip slowly and agonizingly unavoidably loosened and was flung into the inner workings of the Ferris Wheel.

As SC's body bounced around like a human pinball against the cars and other dead bodies he managed to land a few blows more epic than the others. In the end, SC was able to upend the cars of FF and BS and they each hung on with one arm, the others had been disabled by massive charlie horses from SC's random assault. (

Off camera SC is finally thrown from the wheel and into space where he froze and now drifts endlessly.

)

BS: I didn't even know we were playing a game.
FF: Life is a game my friend, we are all playing it whether we want to or not.
BS: I'm not ready to die. There are so many things I wanted to do, places I wanted to see...
FF: Who is ever ready to leave the party? Don't bemoan the time we don't have, think on the times we had, and remember me in the future.
BS: What do you mean, remember you? Where are you going?
FF: I'm sorry BS, but look at where we are. The wheel is slowly tipping because of the weight, and if one of us doesn't let go we will both surely die. I've seen the world in my life, have fathered a beautiful girl who will carry on my memory, my life has been well lived for the most part. You are young and full of life. Live it.

With that FF lets go of the railing and waves one last time with the same hand as he plummets to his death. BS watches on with surprised horror as FF silently falls to his death. The impact was so loud and the silence came back in so quickly that BS had to wonder if it made a sound at all, as his hearing was drowned out by the pumping of blood through his arteries. The world around him came back into focus with the growing sounds of sirens blaring in the quickly closing distance.

BS: Why didn't he just hold on? They were so close...

BS found out why FF made that choice as the wheel collapsed immediately after he was taken to safety, there was only ever time to save one.

Edited.

[StrangerCoug]

1. Felissan
   AND THE KILLER BEES DON'T STOP COMING
   
   
2. Aronis
   THREE... TWO... ONE... *BOOM!*
   
   
3. Not_Mafia
   SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, AND HE SHALL APPEAR
   
   
4. Ircher
   STOLE FORMERFISH'S THUNDER STICK
   
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   SUBMARINE SUNK
   
   
6. animorpherv1
   SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
   
   
7. Chemist1422
   THINGS GOT A LITTLE DICEY
   
   
8. bugspray
   <— FINNISH HYMN!
   
   
9. Formerfish
   
10. Panzerjager
    STOP! HAMMER TIME!
    
    
11. logan5123
    TIME'S UP!
    
    
12. Iprobablysuck
    TOO MUCH BOLOGNA CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH
    
    
13. Allomancer
    KILLED OVER TOILET PAPER
    
    
14. D3f3nd3r
    KILLED PLAIN AND SIMPLE
    
    
15. Tatsuya Kaname
    WATCH YOUR STEP
    
    
16. StrangerCoug
    FLUNG INTO SPACE

[Formerfish]

Oh, im also dead.

[bugspray]

Formerfish cuddles with a cute kitty, but what is that behind him?

[Formerfish]

Formerfish cuddles with a cute kitty, but what is that behind him?

Holy Shit! What the fuck is that behind me?

[bugspray]

@mod please click special:random on wikipedia to decide what is behind him

[StrangerCoug]

Oh, im also dead.

He had to actually kill you to claim the win

1. Felissan
   AND THE KILLER BEES DON'T STOP COMING
   
   
2. Aronis
   THREE... TWO... ONE... *BOOM!*
   
   
3. Not_Mafia
   SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, AND HE SHALL APPEAR
   
   
4. Ircher
   STOLE FORMERFISH'S THUNDER STICK
   
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   SUBMARINE SUNK
   
   
6. animorpherv1
   SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
   
   
7. Chemist1422
   THINGS GOT A LITTLE DICEY
   
   
8. bugspray
   WINNER!
   
   
9. Formerfish
   THINGS GOT A LITTLE DICEY
   
   
10. Panzerjager
    STOP! HAMMER TIME!
    
    
11. logan5123
    TIME'S UP!
    
    
12. Iprobablysuck
    TOO MUCH BOLOGNA CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH
    
    
13. Allomancer
    KILLED OVER TOILET PAPER
    
    
14. D3f3nd3r
    KILLED PLAIN AND SIMPLE
    
    
15. Tatsuya Kaname
    WATCH YOUR STEP
    
    
16. StrangerCoug
    FLUNG INTO SPACE

[Tatsuya Kaname]

GG

[Felissan]

So, since SC didn't end up rolling for the cause of death himself...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainer_Cadete

[StrangerCoug]

Accidentally copied Chemist1422's death for Formerfish's without changing it, but eh, it's just a minor flavor error

[Ircher]

Congrats bugspray!

[bugspray]

logan pls pasta