Rata Mall - Bathrooms - Phase 2 - Locked

[Green Crayons]

escape the men’s room so i don’t get drenched

That was rude

Okay so there’s working water and water pressure

Had to come from somewhere

search the area between bathrooms for piping, or switches, cameras, or ceiling tiles that I can scurry up into

[ambic]

For no apparent reason, as fast as the pipe started leaking and gushing, it stopped. The bathroom is utterly flooded, and some of it has leaked into the womens as well. Your shoes and pants are soaking wet, and the toilet paper in the cabinets is ruined.

[ambic]

You wouldnt have fit in any gaps anyway. You can hear the water draining away.

[ambic]

The water drains away entirely. The floor remains damp, and horribly cold. It wasn't fun for you, but you, Leo, survived yet another misadventure.

[Green Crayons]

The adventures I have!

Some might call them misadventures. But if I survived it was an adventure through and through.

check out drains to verify whether they are sized so someone less... rotund... could fit

[ambic]

The drains are tiny, about the size of two business cards

[ambic]

THe pipe is no longer dripping. THe camera would have recorded that incident. You hope that never ends up on social media somewhere. It might effect any re-election dreams you might still harbour.

[ambic]

The pipe begins dripping again...

[ambic]

Only to stop again. Must be residual

[Green Crayons]

ponders whether there is anything more to find in the public bathrooms

[ambic]

The best way to find out is try random stuff

[Green Crayons]

Alright so there’s potential.

tap tiles on the wall with my kickin’ rad pipe, looking fit loose tiles or hidden switches or anything interesting

sing “Singing in the Rain” to the video camera

assess what the main area between the two bathrooms are like

[Green Crayons]

Hm. I should get more creative.

take all tank lids off the backs of the toilets, look inside for goodies

remove drain pipes if possible; stick hands/arms down into to find goodies

inspect area where pipe was leaking and gushing water

[ambic]

There is water in the toilets, no goodies. Not even so much as a brick.

Remember what happened last time you removed piping - are you totally sure you want to do that again. ANyway, you shove your arm in the pipes and out again. You look in the mirrors, and realise that you are now quite a frightful mess.

The pipe that was leaking looks like an old pipe, with a piece missing (in your inventory). It doesnt seem to mind being more broken. But then again, it isnt running a torrent any more.

[Green Crayons]

I will bring Noah back to life if I have to!

break more pipeage off for more weapons, also help ensure the second flood

[ambic]

Youve got as much pipe as you are going to get.

[Green Crayons]

Heh heh heh

[Green Crayons]

Don’t I know it.

Anyway.

try to do whatever it was that caused the flood the first time

[ambic]

Given that you have no idea what caused the flood, you reattach the pipe you pulled off, and then pull it off again. Nothing happens

[Green Crayons]

I'm an idiot

grab spray paint, and write on walls where video that's recording can see:

Let's Talk

F

[ambic]

You spray Let's Talk F.

It doesn't have any effect on the camera, but you are sure you did something interesting.

[ambic]

You swear you can hear something, something beeping

[Green Crayons]

That's right, robot overlords.

[Green Crayons]

spray:

01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111

[Green Crayons]

(because in all my travels, I know how to get crazy)