I had a quote I wanted to use. It was 720 characters so I trimmed it down, but I can't really get it under 450.
I could easily not use it, but I figured I'd float the idea.
IA, IA, TRUMP FHTAGN! IA, IA, TRUMP FHTAGN! IN HIS YUGE TOWER IN R'YLEH, DREAD TRUMP LIES DREAMING!