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Teach me forum chess please

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:32 am

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Hi, if anyone would like to handhold me through forum-chess then let's play :)
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Fri Apr 27, 2018 9:43 pm

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One time I played chess for a team of friends because they had too few people and would have had to forfeit and I won with random moves

I think the other person was pretty bad

Want to play? I think I get the chess tag thing
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Fri Apr 27, 2018 11:15 pm

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Sure wanna go white or black?
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Fri Apr 27, 2018 11:38 pm

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SHOTGUN

ok to play I think quote this post, then after my "d4" put the position you're moving to...
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Fri Apr 27, 2018 11:57 pm

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it takes pretty general notes, if you just put in the destination for the open it'll move w/e piece can actually get there
you can do e.g. d7d5 to move pawn from d7 to d5

wish it had the axes labelled, I am not a chess wizard. xD
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:02 am

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Hey the worst you mind doing simul chess? I want to learn how it works here too cuz I love chess (also because I'm quite good at it apparently - my win percentage on sparkchess is well above 80%)
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:09 am

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In post 3, the worst wrote:

SHOTGUN

ok to play I think quote this post, then after my "d4" put the position you're moving to...
Here goes

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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:10 am

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Ooo that worked
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:18 am

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In post 5, Harambey180 wrote:Hey the worst you mind doing simul chess? I want to learn how it works here too cuz I love chess (also because I'm quite good at it apparently - my win percentage on sparkchess is well above 80%)
simul chess?
I'd be down for sure but idk what it is :']
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:24 am

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@profii


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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:31 am

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Well you could also play a game with me in this thread so you're playing a game against profii AND a game against me in the same thread.
Though probably two separate threads would be clearer.
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:37 am

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oh yes, yes I definitely can
I am bad at chess though, would profii be a better opponent?
(like I have no strategy, my concept of chess is 'control the middle of the board and don't fuck up' :lol:)
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:46 am

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In post 9, the worst wrote:
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The preview thing really helps :D

I haven’t played chess for years. I figured I’d learn the B.B. code and see how I go...
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:49 am

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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:52 am

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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:59 am

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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:15 am

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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:19 am

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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:21 am

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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:24 am

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Why did you have to write g2g4 - I can’t see anything else that can move there :-/
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:09 am

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I am a duck, don't expect practical decisions o.0
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:37 pm

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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:06 pm

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I'm baaack



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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:14 pm

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I was missing you
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Tue May 01, 2018 10:52 pm

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check bitchhh
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