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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Wed Dec 30, 2020 4:11 pm

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Willing to play whoever wants to take the other side of this.

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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:05 am

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let's battle king vs king
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:03 am

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A true king leads his army into battle.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:29 am

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two can play at that game
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:06 am

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I think that's enough piece development for now
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:11 am

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do we start to be serious or is this game a total meme?
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:22 am

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Looks like we're getting serious! We can always meme the next game.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:27 am

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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:28 am

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okay then, serious mode activate
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:34 am

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Opening checklist:
✓ Expose the king
✓ Bring the queen out early
✓ Make lots of pawn moves
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:38 am

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haha fork, get destroyed
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:46 am

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Shouting CHECK over and over again is a really good habit, right?
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:49 am

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[quote="In post 11, Umlaut"]

you are now required to en passant, it is the law of chess
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:54 am

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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:59 am

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very proud to have made 4 non-king moves
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:21 am

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Moving my queen again, I am so good at development
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:24 am

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noooo i've been forced to unboncloud
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:32 am

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Preen out with my queen out
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:36 am

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*pokes queen*
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:39 am

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In Soviet Russia, queen pokes you.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:44 am

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oh fuck that's unavoidable

gg, nice one
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:53 am

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Want to take white and play again?
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:59 am

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yeah okay
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:59 am

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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:16 pm

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The only logical response.
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