Micro 836: Jester Nightless Game Over

[Bambi Jay]

Sup mothafuckas.

[Bambi Jay]

That thot is my older sister, yes.

[Bambi Jay]

So, since I'm new here, anyone feel like giving me a recap of what events have happened? I can't be bothered to read backwards for my first game here.

[Bambi Jay]

Ah. Has anyone told you that strategy seems shitty?

[Bambi Jay]

Current Vote Count

Flavor? What's flavor?

With 7 Alive, it is 4 to Lynch!

Nancy Drew 39: (2) Nancy Drew 39 (503), the worst (544)
Bambietta Basterbine: (1) Kent and Sain (528),
ceejayvinoya: (1) theslimer3 (538),
theslimer3: (0)
Kent and Sain: (0)
the worst: (0)
Suka: (0)

Not Voting (2): Bambietta Basterbine, Suka, ceejayvinoya (582),


Deadline is in (expired on 2018-12-23 13:00:00). Currently, this means Nancy Drew 39 will be lynched.

Important Notes:
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the worst is V/LA until Dec 24th. I'll translate the letter from him when I'm less tired.

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I have decided that due to the important nature of deadlines in this game, the day phase following this one will be extended by four days and Christmas and New Years will both be ignored entirely for prodding purposes. Your input on this decision, while welcome, will be completely ignored.

Who is this "Bambietta" you speak of? Clearly that's a has-been.

[Bambi Jay]

Why vote for me now anyway?

[Bambi Jay]

There's a shitton of "Day 4 Lynch"es going on here...

[Bambi Jay]

I gave up on trying this game instead, but yeah, slimers words are accurate.

VOTE: Nancy

Kill me after this since you only want to kill town. Sigh.

How can I be a troll yet the only one with sense? Have fun with all those people who you said to "lynch day 4", by the way.

[Bambi Jay]

By that logic the most townie player is the jester getting themselves lynched since its the "optimal strategy".

[Bambi Jay]

Current Vote Count

Flavor? What's flavor?

With 7 Alive, it is 4 to Lynch!

Nancy Drew 39: (2) Nancy Drew 39 (503), the worst (544)
Bambi Jay: (2) Kent and Sain (528), ceejayvinoya (592),
ceejayvinoya: (0)
theslimer3: (0)
Kent and Sain: (0)
the worst: (0)
Suka: (0)

Not Voting (3): Bambi Jay, Suka, theslimer3 (598),


Deadline is in (expired on 2018-12-23 13:00:00). Currently, this means Nancy Drew 39 will be lynched.

Important Notes:
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the worst is V/LA until Dec 24th. I'll translate the letter from him when I'm less tired.

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I have decided that due to the important nature of deadlines in this game, the day phase following this one will be extended by four days and Christmas and New Years will both be ignored entirely for prodding purposes. Your input on this decision, while welcome, will be completely ignored.

VOTE: Nancy

I gave up on trying this game instead, but yeah, slimers words are accurate.

VOTE: Nancy

Kill me after this since you only want to kill town. Sigh.

How can I be a troll yet the only one with sense? Have fun with all those people who you said to "lynch day 4", by the way.

You've been dead since I voted, Nancy. Kent just revoted.

[Bambi Jay]

This is a game.

[Bambi Jay]

Are you sure this is a game? What if I just lied to you? What if this isn't actually a game?

[Bambi Jay]

VOTE: Kent and Slain

Suka says this is scum. Might as well follow someone playing the game right.

[Bambi Jay]

It's not gamethrowing if you are trying to lynch mafia. Sorry jester, playing town to get yourself lynched hasn't worked out for ya.

Rebel against the tyrannical Aussie. Play the game as it was meant to be played.

[Bambi Jay]

This may or may not be an illusion.

[Bambi Jay]

Do it you won't.

[Bambi Jay]

Your mum is dead.

[Bambi Jay]

I never had a mom. I gave birth to myself.

[Bambi Jay]

Sure thing, "ralsei". If that's even your TRUE FORM.

[Bambi Jay]

Glad I didnt listen to the Aussie duck then. Woohoo.

[Bambi Jay]

Him, obviously,

[Bambi Jay]

And then there were 4.

[Bambi Jay]

No. We talk to me.

[Bambi Jay]

Where's Suka when you need him.

[Bambi Jay]

Vc later.

Kent and Sain was town.

Ceejayvinoya was jester, and suicided D4.

Anyone want to talk about how Ceejay wasn't actually scummy? So clearly if we went to hang town we'd have been fucked.

[Bambi Jay]

Alright I'm just gonna do this then.

VOTE: Theslimer3

Day 4 ends.

Day 5 begins.

VOTE: The Worst

Ducky you clearly were just trying to hang townies for no damn reason. GG to Suka if scum but otherwise I'm not losing to scum you.

[Bambi Jay]

You also said that to Elsa in Limbo, she told me.

[Bambi Jay]

I just dont like you RN. It's a grudge vote. You killed the townies and hung Nancy despite them being towncleared. You just wanted to have your cake and eat it too as scum. Getting town points for literally doing your job as scum.

[Bambi Jay]

You openwolfed by killing Nancy, and tried to "hang yourself" to prove you werent jester. You tried to play the townie card to damn hard.

[Bambi Jay]

Bambi has no shame because even if you didn't get the scum card this game you hid behind mechanics and are being scummy.

[Bambi Jay]

I don't need evidence. I'm Bambi. And your scum with Yes_Mafia.

[Bambi Jay]

I scumslip as town too much for you to accuse me of that.

[Bambi Jay]

I'm pushing the Bambi objective, not a scum one. Learn the difference, scum.

[Bambi Jay]

Handing yourself is just jerking off in America.

[Bambi Jay]

I DIDN'T FLAKE JESTER CALM DOWN!

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VOTE: Yes Mafia

VOTE: Yes Mafia I'mma call your bluff

VOTE: Yes Mafia

You and slimer aren't likely to be on a team with Yes Mafia with this, Suka. TW and me are the only other likely candidates left to die. Obviously that means he's scum.

[Bambi Jay]

lol

Said the scummy Duck, rubbing his webbed feet together.

[Bambi Jay]

Suka lolhammer probably doesn't come from scum but that's not clearing on slimer you're just scum TMIing

Said the scummy Aussie, rubbing kangaroo blood covered hands together.

[Bambi Jay]

@Suka promise you're going to lynch Bambi if I flip today. Please. This is beyond a joke.

Said the Unoffical Mafiascum contributer, rubbing his replacement queued hands together.

[Bambi Jay]

Wow slime, that is so scummy it hurts. Is it because worst offered to hang himself next?

[Bambi Jay]

I could jump onto your wagon eithout any reason. Didnt you just see me me do that to Worst?

You all called Suka as town. Whether you die or the worst dies, I'm not hanging Suka. Only you 2, preferably TW first.

[Bambi Jay]

I never said he was cleared, just that he's more town then you.

[Bambi Jay]

Your right, I think they're mafia, not a wolf.

[Bambi Jay]

Did either of you figure out a reason to not vote me or is this just Christmas shenanigans.

[Bambi Jay]

But I'm not scum. I'm just Bambi.

[Bambi Jay]

You still think I didn't see you change your vote to Suka? Jeez, Ducky, you're only showing your true colors more and more at the moment.

Voting them in literally the same post then changing it too you? How do you not see it?

This was your scumtest. You passed with flying colors.

[Bambi Jay]

VOTE: theslimer3 probably not jester

Originally wanted to kill Slimer.

policy lynching is stupid in this setup
gonna keep lurking for a bit tho

Acknowledges he hates policy but does it here.

wait yeah ok
VOTE: Kent and Sain

then lynch K+S and be in awe when I'm still alive tomorrow and obvtown

Tried to confirm himself as town by getting hung but immediately went to kill K&S instead to attempt to pocket Suka earlier. Probably guessed his gambit paid off.

[Bambi Jay]

You still think I didn't see you change your vote to Suka? Jeez, Ducky, you're only showing your true colors more and more at the moment.

Voting them in literally the same post then changing it too you? How do you not see it?

This was your scumtest. You passed with flying colors.

Funny how you didn't mention this until the person you had pocketed did

Since when to police give the criminals a heads up that they're coming to arrest them?

[Bambi Jay]

You understand Not_Mafia just fine and he uses less words then me.

[Bambi Jay]

I'm playing Bingo. Any townie can see that. Bloody Scum.

[Bambi Jay]

I realized the unfortunate scenario here. Because of Plurality, I'm garunteed dead if 1 of you don't vote somewhere else. You, as scum, I understand, but with Slimer it makes me worried you'll convince them to also kill Suka tommorow and win. Like we pointed out before, Slimer and Suka make way less sense as Yes_Mafias partners then you. And You have clearly pushed down our throats the idea to lynch townies.

Do you know something else about the way that play happens this game? Scum are the ones who don't want the jester hung the most. You think what you did is from a town perspective, but it's the most NAI thing in the book. Actually, with how hard you did it, and discredited and called it gamethrowing not to play your way, it's outright fucking scummy.

You came in and after seeing your partner hung, you basically knew you had to lead the town in order to win. Mathdino did the same exact thing to me in this setup after he ALSO hung his scum partner Not_Mafia day 1. He was scum who pocketed me for the win because I blindly trusted him.

If Slimer wishes to ask me any questions, I hope they do so soon.

[Bambi Jay]

I was the first person to bring up the idea of a jester playing up as a townie dude. Suka just acknowledged it. Holy sheet you ignored most of everything I've said now.

[Bambi Jay]

VOTE: Theslimer

It'd have killed me because of plurality lynching rules in effect if you waited.

[Bambi Jay]

Sad goat Prince is sad.

[Bambi Jay]

Oh shit a second jester.

[Bambi Jay]

Tfw I knew it was Slimer but wanted to kill Ducky first for dominance over Australia.

[Bambi Jay]

Tfw I see the deadchat and people think I have a town OR Scum range. It's cute.

[Bambi Jay]

Ducky first.

VOTE: The worst