Micro 836: Jester Nightless Game Over

[theslimer3]

I'm a day 0 rolecop, Yes Mafia is the jester :/

[theslimer3]

Dammit, I'm an insane cop >:c

[theslimer3]

I DIDN'T FLAKE JESTER CALM DOWN!

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VOTE: Yes Mafia

VOTE: Yes Mafia I'mma call your bluff

[theslimer3]

HA.
VOTE: the worst
Neeext

[theslimer3]

I'm literally not
lynch me then someone else obvtown so the jester disappears then just find teh scumz

If you're making such a noble sacrifice, then vote yourself right now

[theslimer3]

Can bet money he's bluffing scum at least

[theslimer3]

I currently exist.

If you exist, then everything that doesnt, does not. But if you dont exist, then all that exists, exists.
-Slimer 2018

[theslimer3]

Vote the worst pls

[theslimer3]

The question is more of why do you want to?

[theslimer3]

We seem a bit decisive. Are we waiting till day 4 to lynch scum or doing it now?
Put it to a vote. This isnt an alignment indicative thing, this is just to make us all try to be on the same page.
I VOTE: Find scum

Itd be boring otherwise

[theslimer3]

I don't believe in killing teammates. Lynch scum, please!

I wanna say Suka's reaction to this makes him either jestery or possibly scummy. Day 4 lynch for sure

[theslimer3]

fuck it, you're all probably jesters

[theslimer3]

If Michael really is at L-1 and hasn't hammered himself, he's cleared as not being a Jester.

He's not. I was going to hammer him, then self vote for day 3 for the easy jester kill, but it turns out he wasnt. I'm not sure what he's getting at in 337

[theslimer3]

Hmm. Maybe a day 5 lynch would be best for him

[theslimer3]

4*

[theslimer3]

I dont think nancy's scum.

But why are you so adamant in thinking I'm scum, wolf?

[theslimer3]

Idc if you dont think I should be town. You can lynch me tomorrow, I'm perfectly willing, especially if we get you/michael for a red flip. I'm just wondering why you're scumreading me

[theslimer3]

Idc if you dont think I should be town. You can lynch me tomorrow, I'm perfectly willing, especially if we get you/michael for a red flip. I'm just wondering why you're scumreading me

you sound nervous
if you're town, be town

how about you hammer Nancy? she's confirmed scum or town so I'm not sure why you didn't?

Throughout all of my games (as far as I remember) I've never really cared about coming off as town. And it seems like in a game like this, that matters even less

And no, I want to lynch someone I think may be scum. What's the point of playing mafia if we're too afraid to play. Optimal < strategical
After the jester dies we'll lose all leverage we have on protown players to cling to

[theslimer3]

He's definitely either scum or jester. But I guess he does have a point. Theres no real way to tell who could be jester.

I'm not sure if he's acting this way because he's jester or because he wants to be seen as jester

[theslimer3]

It's not laziness, its forward thinking. And from the way you're acting, your sporadic attitude and self referential nature to the game just seems overly scummy.
I'm honestly reconsidering my vote


Btw of course we see the optimal way to play the game. We're just being strategic. As I've said, having a bunch of scummy players after day 4 would be pretty eh without a townie anchor.

Besides, it's boring

[theslimer3]

Btw of course we see the optimal way to play the game. We're just being strategic. As I've said, having a bunch of scummy players after day 4 would be pretty eh without a townie anchor.

No lol, your strategy is derp, if you're gonna lynch a scummy player and it turns out they were jester, you lose.

yeah, let's not go outside because we could get hit by a car!

[theslimer3]

No,

"there's a tornado outside, let's lynch someone who's clearly town!"

[theslimer3]

Whatever. I'm heading to bed
I know I'm being irrational in your head, lynching scum now would be just as valuable as later.
Not to mention that an "obv town" could just be just, or just acting that way since clearly thats a viable strategy in the first damn place

[theslimer3]

Whatever. I'm heading to bed
I know I'm being irrational in your head, lynching scum now would be just as valuable as later.
Not to mention that an "obv town" could just be

jest

, or just acting that way since clearly thats a viable strategy in the first damn place

EBWOP:

[theslimer3]

I actually think we'd get the most use out of lynching a lurker here. Especially since the jester would want to be lynched tomorrow, theyd be someone trying to be active.
Scum would probably just want to stay in the shadows and not be seen as much

[theslimer3]

VOTE: CeeJay

[theslimer3]

Neither is Ceejay more than likely. Nancy is confirmed not jester

[theslimer3]

VOTE: CeeJay

You're lynching town now too? Yay<3

Nope. He could be scum. Ez

My info. is that there is no world that the worst is ever scum in this game. He is probably more likely than not town - outside possibility of him being jester but if it gets down to LYLO - between him and any other player left inthe game, never lynch the duck. If he survives past D4, he is locktown, bank on it.

I'm not sure if I agree, but I guess its noted.

Also why dont you want to lynch scum anymore? I could understand if the deadline was a few days away, but this seems out of nowhere from my perspective

[theslimer3]

Also why dont you want to lynch scum anymore?

Purpose of this question?

So now that I’ve confitowned myself, can we please lynch me? Kthanx.

[theslimer3]

She's trying to just pass of her lynch as adequate for the day. I don't get what you're trying to get from me here

[theslimer3]

Ah. Has anyone told you that strategy seems shitty?

A few people who are either scum or pretty bad but the incumbent paragon approves it so I'm mostly just ignoring them

I still stand by lynching town as a bad idea

[theslimer3]

Just give me one reason why we shouldn't lynch CJ
He's been flying under the radar mostly and doesn't seem very relevant. If he's trying to get lynched, then he's got a bad strategy going

[theslimer3]

We seem a bit decisive. Are we waiting till day 4 to lynch scum or doing it now?
Put it to a vote. This isnt an alignment indicative thing, this is just to make us all try to be on the same page.
I VOTE: Find scum

Itd be boring otherwise

We might accidentally hit the jester then...

Why not? Who needs to play optimally? Lols

I'm thinking that rather than go for towniest or scummiest we just rando lynch like that yes mafia lynch back on d1.

Nvm. Day 4 lynch.

UNVOTE:

[theslimer3]

Once in Team Mafia earlier this year, Magical Stories, I was the last scum who got to like last 4-5 players out of A LOT. Crazy game, so meh. Fun game, though.

And then ai got lynched as town in a Day 5 large, in lylo after a direct 1v2 against the remaining scum.

So tell me, what’s a guy gotta do to get lynched around here.

@The Worst - you seem like you would know?

~Sain

Day 4 lynch number 4

[theslimer3]

So I guess everyone all at once gave up on lynching scum

[theslimer3]

@The Worst - you seem like you would know?

Just ask nicely <3
that tm2018 game was a fun read

Magical Stories?


Did somebody say L-1?

VOTE: Drew

#goodposting
also yes

VOTE: teh worts

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Hell no. No.

[theslimer3]

I feel like we should at least leave one sensible guy alive rather than lynch all of them

Unless you all want an epic battle of the day 4 lynchees?

We need sensible people alive, that's why we should not lynch you

Now you care about who makes it to the endgame?

[theslimer3]

I'm not sweaty <~<
Anymore. >~> I took a shower

[theslimer3]

While I understand the theory behind the strategy of lynching town, in practice it leads to jester wins more often than town wins.

VOTE: Suka
Looked more scummy slip than jesty slip. Plus you guys aren't doing anything. Including me

[theslimer3]

Dont catch you slippin up. Dont catch you slippin up

[theslimer3]

VOTE: The Worst

I will literally cut you

[theslimer3]

Hmm.. I'm kinda waiting for him to vote himself and say "gg" tbh

[theslimer3]

Hmm.. but why arent they talking right now anyway?

Maybe this will help

Int to hammer

[theslimer3]

I'll cut u I swere on mi mum

[theslimer3]

Yrs gay

[theslimer3]

Same actually

[theslimer3]

FUCK. who was scum?

[theslimer3]

Wait wha

[theslimer3]

If you're not jester then you're more than likely scum
VOTE: Worst

[theslimer3]

My gut says you. And I really really want to trust my gut. But looking back at suka makes me really double think. I mean what if I'm right and I have you in lylo then end up getting quick lynched?

[theslimer3]

No. You talk to me

[theslimer3]

And yours is mostly "Nancy said it tho" and "I'm not scum I'm obvtown, c'mon bro"

[theslimer3]

Alright I'm just gonna do this then.

VOTE: Theslimer3

Day 4 ends.

Day 5 begins.

VOTE: The Worst

Ducky you clearly were just trying to hang townies for no damn reason. GG to Suka if scum but otherwise I'm not losing to scum you.

This was pretty terrible though. I have no doubt in my kind that you're scum now

VOTE: Bambi

[theslimer3]

How. Tell me how seeing your post as scum aligned makes me scum even in the slightest
It's like you're omgusing me just for a chance to jump on my wagon again

[theslimer3]

I could jump onto your wagon eithout any reason. Didnt you just see me me do that to Worst?

You all called Suka as town. Whether you die or the worst dies, I'm not hanging Suka. Only you 2, preferably TW first.

When did any of us, except for you, clear suka as town?

Did either of you figure out a reason to not vote me or is this just Christmas shenanigans.

You've done nothing to convince me otherwise

[theslimer3]

Why are you so obsessed with it being me?

[theslimer3]

Why are you so obsessed with it being me?

Bambi's "I don't want to lose to scum you" comment is quite towny. Unless you actually explain why Bambi's scummier, I'm voting Slimer.

Please answer this

[theslimer3]

You seem pretty damn convinced that I'm scum with no reasoning at all. You're so sure that im scum without any reprieve. Especially with this game being 1 mislynch away from a loss

[theslimer3]

I don't get how you're this tunneled on someone when you can't even explain why they're scum to me.

Ironic

[theslimer3]

Bambi's "I don't want to lose to scum you" comment is quite towny. Unless you actually explain why Bambi's scummier, I'm voting Slimer.

You're on me. You want me specifically lynched. You want to hear his case for bambi, but ultimately you want me. Tunneling

[theslimer3]

You're all probably scum

[theslimer3]

Heck

[theslimer3]

VOTE: The Worst
Gg


I'm cool with releasing the mafia thread if the other half is. After they died I kinda used it as a thot box