Micro 937 / Reservoir Dogs DDU / Game Over!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Ew, blondes

VOTE: isis

no scum can truly dislike blondes

Blonde Fur

[Jake The Wolfie]

pagetop lol

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake looks around, at all the players.

He lays his eyes on one in particular.

"Conspire," he begins, "Why is your trenchcoat so long?"

He awaits his answer, suspicious of how many people are really at the table.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake swiftly turns his neck to face the person who voted them, almost at breakneck pace.

"I believe that there might be some extra people here that have laid unaccounted for. Don't you find it suspicious how obvious it would be to hide something inside of that trenchcoat?"

He turned his head back to Conspire.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake realized what Conspire was. Two people acting as one. He turned to Enter, the bouncer. How could he have let two people in, for the slot of one?

"Enter," he began, but didn't finish, instead looking at the others.

Jake took out a post-it note, and wrote something down.

VOTE: Conspire

He submitted this to the group, looking for how this might change the dynamics.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake nodded at Ame.

"What are your thoughts on.." He stopped short. The bouncer didn't need to be interrogated about. Instead, he considered Conspire's two alia, Esper and Cosmic. Who were these people? Why were they being secretive about their number?. It make him suspicious, but for some reason, it didn't stir thoughts of them being undercover cops. No, if they were undercover, they would only need one. But then again..

This thought process came to a conclusion: he was to observe Conspire and determine their motivations.

Going back to finish his sentence, Jake continued "Esher and Cosmic individually?"

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake looked at Enter. Like hell was he going to reveal his alias.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake heard someone speak to him. He turned to listen, and he heard from Iconeum,

yo Jakie any juicy reads?

He considered this for a second.

"I don't have any at this time. I would have to consider what has been said first."

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake looked at Isis, and spoke.

"Soviet. [So be it]"

He looked back into the table, lost in thought over the other parallel realities he was apart of.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake snapped back into this reality.

VOTE: SS & Isis
UNVOTE: Conspire

"If you see the truth, you will see how my actions are beneficial."

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake stared at Isis.

"Well, if you think that killing off one of your own is a good idea, then go for it. Just note that you only need 1 vote here too, Isis."

[Jake The Wolfie]

"Well, pardon my impresice language."

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake pondered over what the homerable Mr. Pink said.

"Don't you know that the cops are already here? There are at least two at the table.. listening."

"And no, I don't like carrots."

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake, in a moment of self-preservation, threw out three daggers, all with the word "vote" on them. They stuck to the table, next to three people.

VOTE: RCEnigma
VOTE: Isis
VOTE: Ame

"You wanted me to vote RCE and Isis, yes? Here they are."

[Jake The Wolfie]

"Mr. Pink.. may you go get me a bandage for my ear? It's hemmoraging more blood than shiki's body."

Jake turned to the ear slasher.

"So you are voting me because I'm loyal to our cause? That sounds quite strange."

[Jake The Wolfie]

No. Listen pops. Listen. Ok. Look.

Listen: town Ame = bad reads. scum Ame = slightly better reads. This isn't scum ame. I wouldn't put myself out there for no reason. That kill was obviously meant to frame me. Look, you're whole theory is that I'm scum with Jake. We lynch Jake to disprove the theory. Then we lynch Ico who is scum.

Jake let out a long and hearty laugh.

"You honestly think pushing for the death of a criminal will look good on your grave? I'd piss on the gravestone itself if I saw that shit."

VOTE: Ame

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: jake

Jake continued

"You couldn't even post a reason for your shit vote, could you?"

He heard one of Conspire speaking,

I am scared of Jake

~Celestial

"If you are afraid, then get the hell out. We don't need wimps who are afraid to die here."

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake turned to his trusted comrade.

"Mr. Pink, what do you think of Ame's shit excuse for a vote on me, and Isis' failure to even provide a shit excuse?"

He then pointed another accusation, at Isis.

VOTE: Isis

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake yelled out

"You guys are complete idiots! What criminal would ever want to push for another criminal's death just to prove their god damn innocence!? Think about it, Ame's playing you like a god damn fiddle!"

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: jake

Jake felt betrayed by his own partners.

"I don't talk to low life scum who betray their own. I'd rather die in the hands of a dirty cop than die to this utter defacing of my reputation. At least dying to a fucking cop means they gave enough shits about me to kill me."

[Jake The Wolfie]

jakie if ur town here i beg you

help a dragon out

Jake's red eyes of anger soften back to their naturally golden state.

"I only forgive you for your animalistic origins, and only that."

Jake, isis is town. I refuse to believe otherwise. Is your vote there OMGUS or do you actually scumread her? Ame is probs scum. So who is the other one?

He considered it, looking around the table.

"I suppose it could be Conspire, but that is only because I see my lifelong partner Mr. Pink as irreplacable."

He paused, then a question arose.

"Why do you see Isis as one of us?"

Isis, go reread Ame ISO and tell me it's not been setting up a Jake lynch since forever?

"I would also like to point out the obviously idiotic 'If Jake is a criminal, then I am too' bit. There's no fucking corrolation there."

He then shot up, remembering something.

"I almost forgot to vote the Conspires!"

VOTE: Conspire

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake rolled scum

This is why I wanted Jake to hammer [pink]

Jake looked at Isis.

"Pray tell, how am I both a scumbag cop and pushed by Ame to be shown a Criminal after I die? Your logic makes no fucken sense."

[Jake The Wolfie]

I think it might be exactly Jake + Ico.

~Celestial

Jake scoffed.

"Of course a cop like you and Ame would say that."

[Jake The Wolfie]

You think Conspire is town.
You think Mr Pink is not scum with Jake because he won't hammer
You think I am not scum with Jake.
You think Ico is town.

I don't really see many remaining options for your solve.

Jake thought for a second after this.

"This can only mean Isis thinks you and the honerable Mr. Pink are cops."

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake clutched his wound.

"You.. mother.... fuckerrr....."

He collapsed onto the ground. Out of his pocket dropped a photo. It was a photo of him and Mr Pink, partners in crime. In his dying grasp, he ripped it apart.