Micro 678: Grand Idea Mafia! - GAME OVER!

[drealmerz7]

CHEATING

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badgers...

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MODKILL BEGGAR!

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maybe it is just lady godiva

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I think it was a telegraph

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yep, telegraphed dayvig

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"I am not stubborn" is the subcaption there

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shoot CM!

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choooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose

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):

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VOTE: drealmerz7

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GET BACK HERE

VOTE: nolynch

[drealmerz7]

SHOOT CM GDIT

[drealmerz7]

don't shoot me you will die

[drealmerz7]

WHY DO YOU HATE?!

remove the hate from your heart

love

and shoot CM

[drealmerz7]

DO NOT SHOOT ANY OF THE KAIN TEPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!//..........

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this game is off the hook btw

[drealmerz7]

Infinity 324 - 0 -
drealmerz7 - 0 -
Screenplay - 2 - Not_Mafia, Toto,
KainTepes - 0 - Alisae
Toto - 1 - TTTT, Infinity324, Alisae
Secret Agent Jin - 0 -
Crystal Maiden - 0 - not nearly enough
Not_Mafia - 2 - Srceenplay, Infinity324
TTTT - 1 - KainTepes


9 players takes 5 votes to lynch/nolynch

[drealmerz7]

obvs that is 3 on toto

[drealmerz7]

Infinity 324 - 0 -
drealmerz7 - 0 -
Screenplay - 2 - Not_Mafia, Toto,
KainTepes - 0 -
Toto - 3 - TTTT, Infinity324, Alisae
Secret Agent Jin - 0 -
Crystal Maiden - 0 - not nearly enough
Not_Mafia - 2 - Srceenplay, Infinity324
TTTT - 1 - KainTepes


9 players takes 5 votes to lynch/nolynch

[drealmerz7]

so I bombed the one near page-bottom

but I nailed the one at pagetop

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OMG WOULD YOU PEOPLE GET IT CORRECT!?

IT'S "SRCEENPLAY"

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that wasn't @you screen

was it at scumbuddy chat and you mis-entered?

[drealmerz7]

SRCEPPLAY

HEY!! NICE TRY

BUT STILL FAIL!!!

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VOTE: crystal maiden

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you would have SAVED YOUR HURTS till end of DAY to kill seomeone,,

but if you are LYNCHER it makes PERFECT SENSE,, you are FAKECLAIMING to throw off SUCPIISOUS

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SRCEENPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU ARE JUST USING EXCUSES TO KILL ME I AM BEING HELPFUL AND STOPPED SPAMMING BUT YOU STILL WANT ME TO DIE BECAUSE YOU KNOW I AM CONF.TOWN AND YOU ARE SCUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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LOOK HOW BLATANT AND YET YOU ARE LETTING IT GOOO

I AM CONF.TOWN, PEOPLE

AND YET I AM OKAY TO DIE?! NONO NO NO NO

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especially if you actually claiim to believe I'm innocent scumbag (which I'm not!)

then you'd still have to think I'm town and let me live

BUT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH KILLING ME

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SRCEENPLAY

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no future votes for SRCEENPLAY will count unless they are properly typed SRCEENPLAY

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AGREED

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tomorrow

after we no lynch

[drealmerz7]

CM you better not use your site-developing skills to go back and edit that out of your post!

*goes checks*

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scum!

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srceenplay that is not how it works

it is no good if CM picks

you should pick

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SRCEENPLAY

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END THE SUFFERING

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I think that's lynch

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off the hook

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SRCEENPLAY

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DOES NOT COUNT SPELLED INCORRECTLY

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SRCEENPLAY, if you can shoot, you should shoot your choice

it's dum to get told

asking for opinion is fine

or trying to fake them out if that is what you tried (to get a real answer but then not follow through with it)

but it is over now, CM is not someone you can get to move on that

you must shoot, if you actually can

[drealmerz7]

well it's not going to happen so just shush and move on then

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who's being pro-town now, HUH?

HUH!?

ME!

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SHSUH ON IT

SHE K NOWS, IF SHE WANTS IT EVER, I AM SURE SHE WILL LET YOU KNOW

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then go to bed

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oh it's been noted, check your references:

off the hook!

[drealmerz7]

scum is in {screen, alisae, n_m, toto} and maybe tttt, CM.

FTFY

[drealmerz7]

readslist:

Gurdjieff's: Beezlebub's Tales to his Grandson
Nietzsche's: Thus Spake Zarathustra (only ever read parts, damnit!)
Dostoevsky's: The Brothers Karamazov
Boccaccio's: The Decameron
Aeneid's: Virgil
Aldous Huxley's: Island
Rudyard Kipling's: KIM

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those are some of the best reads of all time

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dont shoot

damn

*takes note that in order to get CM to not want to kill him all he has to do is come up with a claim CM likes*

cause holy fucking shit

YSE SHOOOT!!!

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I don't give a FUCK if no one asked my opinion, don't you realize that already? wtf

you're so scummy

obviously he would have chosen it in advance

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OMFG

SRCEENPLAY

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and I'm here to make sure they know if they spelled your name wrongly

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Still think we should shoot dreal

you have to catch me first

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omg no

HUSH

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ohno don't fuck up her fake theories!

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"because I'm scum"

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omfg

The Mod has an announcement to make...

drealmerz7 is a

mod-confirmed innocent

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The Mod has an announcement to make...

drealmerz7 is a

mod-confirmed innocent

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The Mod has an announcement to make...

drealmerz7 is a

mod-confirmed innocent

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The Mod has an announcement to make...

drealmerz7 is a

mod-confirmed innocent

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The Mod has an announcement to make...

drealmerz7 is a

mod-confirmed innocent

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The Mod has an announcement to make...

drealmerz7 is a

mod-confirmed innocent

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The Mod has an announcement to make...

drealmerz7 is a

mod-confirmed innocent

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The Mod has an announcement to make...

drealmerz7 is a

mod-confirmed innocent

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The Mod has an announcement to make...

drealmerz7 is a

mod-confirmed innocent

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The Mod has an announcement to make...

drealmerz7 is a

mod-confirmed innocent

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The Mod has an announcement to make...

drealmerz7 is a

mod-confirmed innocent

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[drealmerz7]

I didn't play scumy. I didn't play the way you expected/want me to.

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what double-voter role is in the role-list possibilities?

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and which are scum?

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those are not my real hands

you can't see them for reals they move TOO FAST

I'm like a ninja

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OMG I DID NOT JUST SOFTCLAIM NINJA

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yes you did

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NO I DIDN'T

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ummm:

I'm like a ninja

yes you did

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would I fucking do that as that?

waht kind of balls do I have?

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yes you would

BIG ONES

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ok yeah but I didn't do that this time

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so you say

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I do

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cccccombo breaker

fail

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OHSHUSH ABOUT IT OMG

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I believe you believe they believe I believe you believe they believe

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but do you believe me?

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CM was obviously lyncher and you are all thick!

I couldn't play straight, obviously.

[drealmerz7]

I was the innocent scumbag but I had qualities that are not in the role-description:

Innocent Child: [Passive] At the beginning of Day 1, the Mod will announce you as a confirmed innocent.

Scumbag: [Post Restriction] In each post, you must act as scummy as you can, by using craplogic, voting for people who are clearly innocent, contradicting yourself constantly, and anything else you can think of. You should act as much against your basic town win condition as is humanly possible. (To encourage this, you have another possible win condition - if you are lynched). You may still vote for people that you genuinely find scummy if you want to win as town rather than as a jester, but you will have to do it using ridiculous, illogical reasoning. You also cannot claim your role."

had no idea people were going to be mining the role-thread to figure out what they could

felt at a disadvantage after I realized that because I wouldn't have played it like I did had I known that

so I just tried to pretend I was that mafia one instead who was pretending to be the innocent scumbag, but, since my initial approach was off I figured it was a hard road to navigate to getting my own lynch

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you could have played it better, FA

you don't have to be so single-minded, even if that is your wincon

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I'm just annoyed

try having my role...

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ummm

actually

that was the most effort I've ever put into a game

[drealmerz7]

it wasn't easy to do at all

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I mean, I could have not played to my wincon or embraced my role, but

that is fucked in mafia

[drealmerz7]

my goal when I play is to "have the most WIM for my role/alignment that I can muster and to do the moderator proud in doing so, and to have fun!"

I want every mod when I play their games, after it is over to go "wow, I couldn't have imagined someone playing that role better"

I don't mean to be arrogant that that is something I can achieve even 1/10 times, but, it is what I strive for

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to me moderators are the writers/directors of mafia games

and we are the actors in roles

and we should be trying to help the moderator achieve their ideal for the game (which encompasses a passionate playerlist trying their hardest and having a great time doing so)

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I did and got warned by the mod that I violated my post restriction by being too logical

I made some assinine case as to why someone was scum (I didn't believe it and was talking out of my ass, completely backwards logic to me) and the mod PMed me telling me I couldn't actually use sound logic regardless of the premise being false.

I also didn't know that the role would be "known", as I said, that would have changed my approach

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I think if the role wouldn't have been outted I had the gruop on the way to thinknig that I was scum pretending to be obvi-jester so you would lynch me.

[drealmerz7]

srceenwas obvitown

eesh

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yep she wins and is out of the game, I think

just like if I got lynched, I would have won and been out of the game

and you all would have continued

[drealmerz7]

I agreed to yes

it took a little decompression time - seriously, I got exhausting playing this role this way...

but of course! I look forward to a complete re-roll

btw, for the record, fyi, APB: I will not be looking at, mining, referencing, or wahtever, the role-idea thread, STILL, ever, so, yep...you're going to have to inform me and not expect me to know wtf you are talking about if you reference/think there is assumed knowledge about possibilities or whatever

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then NM is the scum with tttt

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...

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por puckth thake! whad dhe puck!

do help you awead dhith meththage: pawedend I am a liddle kid

dhith pothd ith haawd do make cauthe I am a liddle kid widh a pothd blank

I don'd know how I am going do play widh dhith pothd blank thhid

dhith ith a aweally pucked up pothd blank tho pleathe beaaw widh me

op couawthe I am inno widh thhid like dhith - don'd kill me! I will be huthh moawe dhan dalk I juthd had conp. dime do make dhith meththage

I thpend a good amound op dime on dhith meththage I hope you aawe able do laugh and aawe nod having doo haawd op a dime widh id

why me? id ith making me laugh ad leathd poaw now

I will do my bethd

puck dhith ith haawd

I know id ith haawd poaw you all doo!

ath you mebbe gueththed I will not be doing a lod op pothdth op gawead depdh bud I will pind thcum widh you

haha! look oud thcum! heawe I come!

don'd hade me! id ith nod my pauld!!!

I love you all!

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yeth dhith ith theawiouth

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puck, me I know

puck us all!

puck dhe mod!

puck dhe cweadoaw op dhith pothd blank

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puck you!

I thaid I will do my bethd do be thhord and pind thcum

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ip you make id a pocal poind I will vode you tho pathd

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demo cop ith cool awole, but PLEATHE DO NOD CLAIM

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nod even ad L-1 I don'd dhink you thhould claim, bud I will dhink moawe on id

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NO one thhould claim unlethth dhey aawe ad L-1, exdra tho thinthe dhethe awoles can be pound oud by looking dhem up, id juthd helpth thcum plan ip dhey know awoles

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no

dhad wath moawe like dhe jethdeaw, dhith ith moawe beddeaw dhan dhad wath

dhis ith kind op pun now dhad I am uthed do id

I hope you all ged uthed do id doo

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cauthe I'm heawe do thday!

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unlethth I die

and dhen we will all be pree op me and dhith pothd blank

bud nod my thkillth! THKILLTH I THAY! I HAVE DHEM!

[drealmerz7]

restriction

=

blank

duh, ip you didn'd piguawe id oud yed

[drealmerz7]

ohman dhith ith punny

p-edid: hi, CM!!

I'm inno AGAIN!! YAY!!!

dhith dime widh a pothd blank

[drealmerz7]

yeth I can vode

thee

VOTE: alisae

[drealmerz7]

and dhen I can unvode:

UNVOTE: alisae

[drealmerz7]

my pothd blank peawmidth nameth and vodedags

[drealmerz7]

tho I can call you ALISAE and not have to thay "when alithae thaid thuch and thuch..." cauthe dahd would be doo much

tho I can uthe alisae - phewwwww

[drealmerz7]

I am nod a droll!

id ith juthd bad luck!!! I am a good playeaw!

[drealmerz7]

call me a dawoll when id ith me who gedth dawolled by dhe awoles!

[drealmerz7]

I can'd help id!!! ip I am dawolled by dhe awoles!!

I am soawawy I poawgod my "aw" in dhad lathd dawoll mod!!!

[drealmerz7]

Translating :

"For fuck's sake! What the fuck!

To help you

aware

with message :

Pretend

I am a little kid"

?!! trying to read the rest of it wait

rethd ith good!!

thawike woawd ith "awead"

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awow awow awoe your boad gendly down dhe thdaweam!!!!

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awoe!!! dhad wath a thlip!!

"awow"

p-edid: nope! I am woawd I can'd thay child

I think it might quite litterally be an innocent child that has the post restriction of making them talk as if they were actually a child.

dingding ding

thertain ledderth and thoundth muthd be uthed widh odheaw ledders

[drealmerz7]

I thhuddup now pleathe? yeth dhank you

[drealmerz7]

on widh dhe game!!! I will wadch and give advithe ath I dhink ith utheful

HAH CM!!! Dhad ith thcummy claim alaweady!!!

[drealmerz7]

you do nod dicdada dhe game

people can vode poaw you do be copped ip dhey wand

voding dhem por id ith veawy thcummy

VOTE: crystal maiden

[drealmerz7]

yeth, how lucky por me, por uth all!

[drealmerz7]

HURT: Alisae

very scummy. That was the worst way anyone could put a cop check >.>

no, and you making thuch a big deal oud op id ith way thcummiaw

[drealmerz7]

YOU need do be checked juthd poaw youaw lathd pew commendth!!! dhad one even moawe tho dhan dhe rethd!!

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no, juthd lynched

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you aawe dhe one who claimed alaweady

badbadbad way to play

[drealmerz7]

ath thcum or ath down, ith juthd dumb, I'd explain bud you are tho clothed I don'd wand do wathde my eneawgy

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juthd thaying dhad doethn'd make id drue

like I thaid, you aawe tho clothed you won'd even lithen dhad dheawe ith a bedder way

dhad ith you

you god theaweioth ego iththueth

dahd ith DUMB OMG

THCUM CAN JUTHD FAKE CLAIM AD DHEIR WILL WHEN ID THUIDTH DHEM!!!

[drealmerz7]

anyway, won'd change my sdanthe any moawe dhan I change youth I guethth

IIIII won'd ever claim milleaw, aethedic, oaw ANY DHING ELTHE EVER

dingding!!

awead!!!

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dheawe aawe many moawe levelth / dynamicth do id dhan dhad!!!

[drealmerz7]

tho many!!!

doo haawd do ekthplain widh dhith pothd blank dhough

opp undil ladeaw!

[drealmerz7]

"do id my way I know bethd and puck you all poaw nod agaweeing you aawe dumb!!!!!" dhad ith nod how you play

veawy glad CM ith gone!!!!

yayyyyyyyyy!!!! moawe pun!!!

[drealmerz7]

I love voding dhe mod!!!!!

nodhing bad uthually happenth

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dhad ith a playeaw widh dhe mindthed "ohno I can'd poawthe my will on dhem and be dhe bully I awekiawe do be I'ma be a thpoiled brad and quid"

udderly bad bad bad, doeth anyone enjoy playing widh dhad???? I know I can be haawd do ged along widh, bud holy puck!!!

thoooooo glad thhe ith gone!!!! wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! pardy dime!!!

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no

me

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thhe lepd cauthe op heawthelp, acdually

can'd handle nod being in chaawge and gedding heaw way

ith thad

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nod an elemend dhad ith good in mapia ad all

ith a deam game veawy much, thhe pailth do gawathp dhad idea

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dhad can lead do no-lynch ip we nod caawepul

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VOTE: not_mafia

widhoud dalking aboud id oaw being contheawed you vode dhe mod? thcummy!

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no, thhe thaid "nodhing happenth"

dhad could mean nolynch!!!

[drealmerz7]

why did you all nod conthidaw giving me my win cond. ath inno. thcumbag in 1thd awound? whhhyyyy!?!

[drealmerz7]

jethdeaw win cond., down keepth on playing

I would have been oud op game and day would have been oveaw

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me doo

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ip I was

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oopth

ip I had do dype nameth widh dhith pothd blank, youaw'th would be "dodo"

[drealmerz7]

id ith a aweally bad move to kill dhe mod

NM and toto aawe thscum I dhink

[drealmerz7]

ohnoeth!

[drealmerz7]

toto and TB aawe bodh good lynches

NM ith doo

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lyncheth!

[drealmerz7]

why doeth no one lithen do me>??

[drealmerz7]

toto hath been thcumming up dhe whole dhawead

[drealmerz7]

I'd thaay foawged aboud lathd game, you bawinging up "lathd game" and how ppl weawe theeemth thcummy do me

[drealmerz7]

cauthe he ith playing widh dhe thame gawoup

thwidch id up ith whad do do

[drealmerz7]

I alwayth am playing odheaw wayth

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puck dhith pothd blank!

[drealmerz7]

no woawdth biggeaw dhan theven ledderth (bepoawe dhe change)

[drealmerz7]

awole change

I dhink NM ith thcum by dhe way

[drealmerz7]

puck

cauthe id ith thpethipic

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ith dell cauthe op dheme game thdupp

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ugh

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woawdth!!!

I need woawdth!!!!

[drealmerz7]

U.TH.TH.AW. gun play thtupp

meanth wordth uthed ith delling

GAHHHHH

[drealmerz7]

waid! awuththian!!

theven ledderth!

awuththian! gun play thdupp

[drealmerz7]

*cawy*

[drealmerz7]

*cawieth thome moawe*

[drealmerz7]

mapiotho ITH delling!!!!

[drealmerz7]

how dhe PUCK AM I DO PLAY DHITH GAME?!?!?!?

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[drealmerz7]

*cawieth*

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ith nod my fauld!!

[drealmerz7]

wait! russian!!

seven letters!

russian! gun play stuff

??

bang bang game thdaawdth widh "AW"

meanth mapiotho could be in PMTH

[drealmerz7]

Can't tell if post restriction or just VI.

AWEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

[drealmerz7]

mapiotho = U.TH.TH.AW woawd

[drealmerz7]

VOTE: thinkbig

[drealmerz7]

bang bang game widh thpinny wheel!!! = awuththian!!

[drealmerz7]

= mapiotho

[drealmerz7]

=thcumthlip

[drealmerz7]

*cawy*

could be dhad!!!! bud could be thlip!!!

[drealmerz7]

ah hah!

HERE!

MAPIOTHO ITH AWUTHTHIAN WAWD

id judth COULD BE

[drealmerz7]

given dheme

[drealmerz7]

on widh yothelveth

id wath all I could exprethth

[drealmerz7]

ad leathd my poind god acrothth!!!

[drealmerz7]

*cawieth moawe*

[drealmerz7]

VOTE: mod[.vote] KILLLLLL MODDDD

jk jk jk

gawawaw

[drealmerz7]

apteaw 76 pageth op my lathd one!!!

[drealmerz7]

why me?!?!?!?

[drealmerz7]

dhumbth up!!

[drealmerz7]

I'm saying if he can justify what you said as a town slip I can justify what he said as a scum slip.

Oh lol I get your point

It's a good point actually

awighd!

AND dhe thcumthlip maketh thenthe widh flavoaw

[drealmerz7]

nod damning, bud, nodable

[drealmerz7]

hah

[drealmerz7]

and I'm voding TB

I did not count votes after a lynch has been achieved. Wait for the flip.

[drealmerz7]

I pawepeaw do lynch thinkbig

bud *thhawug*

[drealmerz7]

*love infinity* (tho glad I don'd have do thay 'inpinidy')

[drealmerz7]

aren'd you glad!?

tho, I would like do lynch ThinkBig, Toto, Not_Mafia

do dhad and dhe game ith won!

[drealmerz7]

I don'd much

bud odheaw lyncheth theem beddeaw