Micro 763 - Shut Up and Vote IV: Crowdfunded Edition, GG

[RadiantCowbells]

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

VOTE: Charlie

[RadiantCowbells]

UNVOTE: Radiant Cowbells

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

[player] is scummy because their reasoning doesn't make sense/is a stretch.

VOTE: Raybells

[RadiantCowbells]

[PlayerName] is voting eagerly. This is scummy.

VOTE: Katyusha

[RadiantCowbells]

UNVOTE: Radiant Cowbells

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

[player] is scummy because their reasoning doesn't make sense/is a stretch.

VOTE: Raybells

[RadiantCowbells]

VOTE: Raya36

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

[RadiantCowbells]

VOTE: katyusha

VOTE: katyusha

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[RadiantCowbells]

VOTECOUNT 1.2
UC Voyager (2) - northsidegal, Katyusha
Raya36 (1) - RadiantCowbells
Katyusha (2) - UC Voyager, Raya36

PEOPLE NOT VOTING (0):

DEADLINE - December 18, 8:15 pm EST
5 ALIVE = 3 TO LYNCH

VOTE: Raya36

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

[player] is scummy because their reasoning doesn't make sense/is a stretch.

[RadiantCowbells]

VOTE: Raya36

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

[RadiantCowbells]

VOTE: Raya36

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

[RadiantCowbells]

VOTE: Raya36

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

[RadiantCowbells]

VOTE: Raya36

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

VOTE: Raya36

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

[RadiantCowbells]

GAME SPECIFIC RULES

You are fully responsible for understanding and following these rules. Failure to read is not a defense.

Setup

• This Setup contains 4 Townies and 1 Mafia Goon.

Game Specific Posting Rules

• There are only two types of text allowed in posts. These are VOTE: Playername and UNVOTE: Playername or UNVOTE: .
  
• Each post may contain
  at most ONE
  of each vote and unvote. Playernames must be spelled or abbreviated, you may
  NOT
  do the following:VOTE: Hi everyone I think XYZ is scum because they are voting ABC and that's opportunistic
  
• In addition to the above, you may also quote any number of posts
  FROM THIS THREAD ONLY
  as part of posts.
  
• Quoted posts may not be modified in any way. Any violations of the above rules will result in a warning or instant modkill.

Last Will Mechanic

• This game will also use the Last Will Mechanic.
  
• Each player can at any time during the game pm the mod a single post, with no post restriction or limit. This post will be posted in thread by the mod upon the player's death.
  
• A Last Will may be updated at any time, and the latest version at time of death will be posted to the thread.

Quotable Posts

• The following 5 posts were submitted by the the players AFTER receiving role pms. You may quote them but you may NOT edit them in any way.
  
  
• The 1st post was submitted by UC Voyager
  
• The 2nd post was submitted by northsidegal
  
• The 3rd post was submitted by Katyusha
  
• The 4th post was submitted by RadiantCowbells
  
• The 5th post was submitted by Raya36

VOTE: RadiantCowbells
VOTE: Raya36

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[RadiantCowbells]

VOTE: RadiantCowbells

UNVOTE: Katyusha

UNVOTE: UC Voyager
UNVOTE: NSG

VOTE: Raya36

[RadiantCowbells]

UNVOTE: UC Voyager

[RadiantCowbells]

VOTE: UCV

[RadiantCowbells]

UNVOTE: RadiantCowbells

UNVOTE: UC Voyager

UNVOTE: Katyusha

VOTE: NorthSideGal



VOTE: Raya36

[RadiantCowbells]

UNVOTE: RadiantCowbells

UNVOTE: UC Voyager

UNVOTE: Katyusha

VOTE: NorthSideGal



VOTE: Raya36

[RadiantCowbells]

Its day 2.

Alive: UC Voyager, Katyusha, RadiantCowbells

You guys have a week from this post

VOTE: RadiantCowbells
UNVOTE: RadiantCowbells

[RadiantCowbells]

PRODDED RADIANTCOWBELLS

[RadiantCowbells]

UNVOTE: Radiant Cowbells

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

[player] is scummy because their reasoning doesn't make sense/is a stretch.

VOTE: Raybells

VOTE: Raybells

[RadiantCowbells]

NOONES VOTING ANYONE

THERE ARE 3 OF YOU ALIVE

ITS LYLO

POST MORE

[RadiantCowbells]

UNVOTE: Radiant Cowbells

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

[player] is scummy because their reasoning doesn't make sense/is a stretch.

VOTE: Raybells

VOTE: Raybells

NOONES VOTING ANYONE

THERE ARE 3 OF YOU ALIVE

ITS LYLO

POST MORE

[RadiantCowbells]

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UNVOTE: RadiantCowbells

UNVOTE: UC Voyager

UNVOTE: Katyusha

VOTE: NorthSideGal



VOTE: Raya36

[RadiantCowbells]

[player] is scummy because their reasoning doesn't make sense/is a stretch.

[RadiantCowbells]

[player] is scummy because their reasoning doesn't make sense/is a stretch.

[RadiantCowbells]

VOTE: RadiantCowbells
UNVOTE: RadiantCowbells

[RadiantCowbells]

UNVOTE: Raybells

GAME SPECIFIC RULES

You are fully responsible for understanding and following these rules. Failure to read is not a defense.

Setup

• This Setup contains 4 Townies and 1 Mafia Goon.

Game Specific Posting Rules

• There are only two types of text allowed in posts. These are VOTE: Playername and UNVOTE: Playername or UNVOTE: .
  
• Each post may contain
  at most ONE
  of each vote and unvote. Playernames must be spelled or abbreviated, you may
  NOT
  do the following:VOTE: Hi everyone I think XYZ is scum because they are voting ABC and that's opportunistic
  
• In addition to the above, you may also quote any number of posts
  FROM THIS THREAD ONLY
  as part of posts.
  
• Quoted posts may not be modified in any way. Any violations of the above rules will result in a warning or instant modkill.

Last Will Mechanic

• This game will also use the Last Will Mechanic.
  
• Each player can at any time during the game pm the mod a single post, with no post restriction or limit. This post will be posted in thread by the mod upon the player's death.
  
• A Last Will may be updated at any time, and the latest version at time of death will be posted to the thread.

Quotable Posts

• The following 5 posts were submitted by the the players AFTER receiving role pms. You may quote them but you may NOT edit them in any way.
  
  
• The 1st post was submitted by UC Voyager
  
• The 2nd post was submitted by northsidegal
  
• The 3rd post was submitted by Katyusha
  
• The 4th post was submitted by RadiantCowbells
  
• The 5th post was submitted by Raya36

VOTE: RadiantCowbells
VOTE: Raya36

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UNVOTE: northsidegal

UNVOTE: northsidegal

northsidegal died they were TOWN

This is their will:

if you're all reading this then i was nightkilled. don't put too much weight into the nightkill, however – i think scum have won almost all of the past suav games by wifoming the nightkill. i'm fairly confident that katyusha is town, so that places the last scum between ucv and rc. also don't forget to put thought into the visual composition of your posts, and look for people who seemingly don't – scum won the last game without really knowing what was going on.

also, here's a code: quote post 6 once for "yes" or "agree", twice in a row for "no" or "disagree". quote post 13 once to indicate something as "town/townie", twice for "scum/scummy".

VOTE: RadiantCowbells
UNVOTE: RadiantCowbells

[RadiantCowbells]

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

You stole fizzy lifting drinks.

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VOTE: uc voyager

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VOTE: UCV
UNVOTE: Raybells

[RadiantCowbells]

VOTE: UCV

[RadiantCowbells]

VOTE: UCV

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[RadiantCowbells]

UNVOTE:

[RadiantCowbells]

PRODDED UC VOYAGER

[RadiantCowbells]

VOTECOUNT 2.1

UC Voyager (1) - Katyusha

PEOPLE NOT VOTING (2): UC Voyager, Radiant Cowbells

DEADLINE = DEC 25th, 8:00 AM EST

3 ALIVE = 2 TO LYNCH

[RadiantCowbells]

VOTE: UCV

[player] is scummy because their reasoning doesn't make sense/is a stretch.

[RadiantCowbells]

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[RadiantCowbells]

northsidegal died they were TOWN

This is their will:

if you're all reading this then i was nightkilled. don't put too much weight into the nightkill, however – i think scum have won almost all of the past suav games by wifoming the nightkill. i'm fairly confident that katyusha is town, so that places the last scum between ucv and rc. also don't forget to put thought into the visual composition of your posts, and look for people who seemingly don't – scum won the last game without really knowing what was going on.

also, here's a code: quote post 6 once for "yes" or "agree", twice in a row for "no" or "disagree". quote post 13 once to indicate something as "town/townie", twice for "scum/scummy".

[RadiantCowbells]

VOTE: UC Voyager

[RadiantCowbells]

yeah so a lot about UC Voyager's game I don't think that he'd be able to pull off as scum and I don't think that he would skip nightkilling me.

But I'm quitting mafia and haven't put a lot of time in the game and don't want to be the guy who goes against the wishes of dead townies after mislynching when NSG did put time into the game, so that's why I made that hammer.

[RadiantCowbells]

Yeah I dunno when other people play the game based off of thinking they're better than the rest of the town they almost universally lose the game for town but whenever I back off of my guns I end up losing because of it. But I'm tired of being the bad role model who doesn't listen to my team ever even though I'm almost always right to do so because townies are just bad so stuff like this happens.

[RadiantCowbells]

I even went to hammer UC and started typing in Katyusha but undid it just because so many recent games have made me sick of being called out for trying to make the game about me and my reads.

[RadiantCowbells]

yeah so a lot about UC Voyager's game I don't think that he'd be able to pull off as scum and I don't think that he would skip nightkilling me.

But I'm quitting mafia and haven't put a lot of time in the game and don't want to be the guy who goes against the wishes of dead townies after mislynching when NSG did put time into the game, so that's why I made that hammer.

If it's not obvious this post was written and almost posted before the flip, I got the flip on the pedit for it.

[RadiantCowbells]

I dunno there's no benefit to being the hero in mafia. Being the hero in mafia gets you nightkilled N1 when you're town and feared and distrusted, and basically policy lynched whenever possible as either alignment unless you go to an insane amount of effort to maintain a meta out of game that teaches people that scumreading you is pointless regardless of your alignment. It also causes people to cheat to take you down for a grab at personal glory and makes you viscerally disliked by a significant subset of the older community who hates the idea that anyone with a join date that comes after them could possibly be worth caring about. At least back when I played league of legends being the hero came with a bunch of perks that made the game more fun, the better you get at mafia the less enjoyable it becomes.

SURELY SOMEDAY THE META WILL ADAPT THAT
UC VOYAGER IS THE LYLO LYNCHBAIT

That would require people to learn from their mistakes, but correctly reading lynchbait doesn't matter when people will continually to be oh so sure that the same people are scum time and time again.

But wait you lynched UC Voyager in the first newbie NSG will say and yes that's true but in the same game you copped the person that I said was 100% town and you had your dying wish to lynch the same person who I had as my by far top townread going into D2 this game so...

[RadiantCowbells]

You'll hit a point where anyone who has played with you before autoselects you as the nightkill before the game starts, regardless of what you do or who is scumreading you or what your reads are.

[RadiantCowbells]

I'm just gonna go be bitter elsewhere. I'm done