Micro 343: UPick Any Goddamn Thing (GAME OVER)

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WELCOME TO MICRO 343: UPICK ANY GODDAMN THING
HAVE FUN

Spoiler: Living Players (4/9)

1. My Milked Eek
   
2. BBmolla
   
3. Bulbazak
   
4. snscompt1

Spoiler: Dead Players (5/9)

1. PiggyGal15,
   Nyan Cat or Tac Nayn (

   Town Compulsive Odd-night Poptart Vendor, Even-night Vig

   )
   , Lynched D1
   
2. Marquis,
   Hollaback Girl (

   Town Banana-Granter

   )
   , Killed N1
   
3. Blackberry
   Burning_Earth
   ,
   Tony Abbott (

   Town Vanilla Asshole

   )
   , Lynched D2
   
4. tn5421,
   Tom from Ruby Quest (

   Town Bodyguard

   )
   , Killed N2
   
5. theslimer3,
   This Particular Bottle of Doctor Pepper (

   Town Ultimate Miller

   )
   , Lynched D3

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RULES:

General:

• The Site Rules apply.
  
• I reserve the right to alter these rules if I deem it necessary, including retroactively enforcing new/altered rules.
  
• Use
  bold text
  to communicate with us in thread, or you may send us a PM.
  
• Bolded purple is my color. Do not use it.
  
  
• All roles have been given out by Random.org.
  NOT THIS TIME
  
• You may not quote directly from any communications that are not the game thread. This includes PMs, QT's, and Private Topics.

Voting/Lynching:

• Voting will be done either using the VOTE: tag, or in this format:
  vote: Nixon
  .
  
• There will be no voting trickery. If something appears to be a vote for a specific player, we will treat it as such.
  
• A lynch will occur when half-plus-one of living players are voting for the same player. As soon as the hammer vote is cast, the game will enter Twilight.
  
• Players may vote for No Lynch. A No Lynch will be hammered at half of living players, not half-plus-one.
  
• All living players (including the lynchee) may talk in Twilight, but any voting/unvoting will not count. Twilight will last until we post the final vote count / scene.
  
• Roles will be revealed upon removal from the game, for any reason.
  
• After you are lynched or killed, you are allowed a single ‘bah’ post at the beginning of the next Day Phase. This may not contain any game-related content.
  
• If there is no majority at deadline, a no-lynch will occur.

Activity:

• Prods will be given if a player does not post for 48 hours.
  
• If a player does not post within 48 hours of receiving a prod, they will be force replaced.
  
• We reserve the right to replace anyone who has been V/LA for too long.

Don’t Be Stupid:

• Play to your win condition.
  
• Don’t use hidden or encrypted text. You may use small text, unless it is hiding game-related or important information.
  
• Do not excessively insult your fellow players. Insult the play, not the person.
  
• Have fun. No, really. Have fun.

Game-Specific Mechanics and Rules

• Roles were designed, then alignments were randomized, then tweaks were made as necessary.
  
• That's pretty much it.

This is a sample Town PM.

Spoiler: Sample PM

Playername

You are

Jiminy Cricket (

Town Conscience

).

Once per game, you may post the following words, in bold, in the thread: "Let your conscience be your guide!" At this point, I will announce the scumteam and the game will end.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated or nothing can prevent that outcome.

The game thread is here.

Please confirm by PMing me with your alignment and role.

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All Role PMs are now out! The game will begin once I receive confirmation from everyone.

Sorry again for the delay; the crash screwed up all of my scheduleyplans.

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Day 1 Begins!

Votecount 1.0

Not Voting (9) - My Milked Eek, PiggyGal15, BBmolla, theslimer3, Bulbazak, Marquis, Burning_Earth, tn5421, snscompt1

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.
Deadline is 6/23 at 4 PM Eastern, which is in (expired on 2014-06-23 18:00:00).

[tn5421]

VOTE: Marquis

I don't like you.

[My Milked Eek]

Vote: Marquis

[tn5421]

Vote: Marquis

Such sheep, very vote, wow.

[tn5421]

Ok, let's get a bit of discussion going. I do not know My Milked Eek or PiggyGal15. I play Dota 2 with BBmolla every now and then. Theslimer3 was in my first newbie game. I was scumbuddies with Bulbazak in my first on-site scum game. I've talked to Burning_Earth a lot via site chat. I've played one or two games with snscompt1. I dodge Marquis when possible because of his/her "post 2-3 pages of posts on my own" replace game when all of the content would fit into 3 or 4 posts neatly.

[snscompt1]

Tn, you scum again?

VOTE: BBmolla
Alphabet strategy anyone?

Also, Ive mulled it over in my mind about a hundred times and I fear that I have to role claim. I dont like to, but not role claiming could seriously hurt town.

Im a Vote Magnet. Anytime a player decideds to

UNVOTE

and not revote in the same post, their vote will switch to me. So Im giving this warning now to everyone, that way if I get lynched because someone "forgot" about my role, you guys can call BS.

[tn5421]

No, scum don't get a manly physique like I do.

[theslimer3]

I'm a mirror. I wouldn't target me unless you want to randomize who you targeted

[PiggyGal15]

Vote: Marquis

Such sheep, very vote, wow.

Mreow! I don't like the canines very much nya~ nya~
VOTE: tn5421

[theslimer3]

Oh and hi

[Marquis]

VOTE: tn5421

[Marquis]

UNVOTE:

[BBmolla]

VOTE: PiggyGal

Scum found gg

[My Milked Eek]

VOTE: PiggyGal

Scum found gg

Yup. Also, marquis can be in the town pile for now.

unvote. vote: piggygal

[snscompt1]

UNVOTE:

I take it youre checking my claim?

[Marquis]

Anytime a player decideds to

UNVOTE

and not revote in the same post

at this moment let's assume both that sns is telling the truth and that this counts and that there are two votes on sns.

i don't see a reason why you would lie about the claim as town or scum. just in case you try to reach too far and say the modifier/role confirms you as town, no, it doesn't.

[snscompt1]

Mm i didnt even think about my unvote counting.

And no. Ive mulled this over a million times and this role is in no way alignment inclined.

[snscompt1]

But thanks for your pre confirmation.

[Bulbazak]

Ok, let's get a bit of discussion going. I do not know My Milked Eek or PiggyGal15. I play Dota 2 with BBmolla every now and then. Theslimer3 was in my first newbie game. I was scumbuddies with Bulbazak in my first on-site scum game. I've talked to Burning_Earth a lot via site chat. I've played one or two games with snscompt1. I dodge Marquis when possible because of his/her "post 2-3 pages of posts on my own" replace game when all of the content would fit into 3 or 4 posts neatly.

Was there a point here? Perhaps a question? Or was this simply filler?

VOTE: BBmolla
Alphabet strategy anyone?

You scum bro?

Vote tn5421

Marquis stole my joke...

[tn5421]

UNVOTE:

Tn, you scum again?

VOTE: BBmolla
Alphabet strategy anyone?

Also, Ive mulled it over in my mind about a hundred times and I fear that I have to role claim. I dont like to, but not role claiming could seriously hurt town.

Im a Vote Magnet. Anytime a player decideds to

UNVOTE

and not revote in the same post, their vote will switch to me. So Im giving this warning now to everyone, that way if I get lynched because someone "forgot" about my role, you guys can call BS.

What the actual fuck, Marquis? Are you on a quest to piss me off even more?

@Bulbazak: The point was to put some information out there to get discussion flowing. It seems everyone is set in stone on how a game must progress though.

[Marquis]

i only join games when i see you're on the playerlist, tn5421. it does indeed get my juices flowing to watch you squirm in self-righteous discontent

[BBmolla]

More Piggy votes please