"Crist man, what a fucking place. Criminals, Corporations, you name it, they can grow in power here. And everyone has a bit of technology put into them to make sure they obey laws. Man, what a fucking mess of a place this is. Like, who would even want to live here? It's seems like there's chaos here every fucking day, it's quite disgusting if you ask me. If you're out there alone you're sure to die, so you gotta show atleast some caution. I don't even have the energy or time to mock anyone right now, because this is just depressing.
And my employers were like
Employers: We demand you drive a tour through Glitch City.
and I'm like
Tour Guide: For fuck sake really? That place is just straight up depressing. Who the fuck wants to tour that place? I'm sure I can take people many other places where they can suffer. Hell we can bring them here for all I care just don't make me go to that boring as fuck place it is SO BORING.
But welp,
here I am.
I will say, I will take you to one place I enjoy.
One place that is say, special to me.
Anyways, welcome to Va-11 Hall-A.
But we just call it Valhalla.
And all you gots to do here is just wash your worries away here.
Well, we'll take a break here and pick up our tour once we leave this city.
Maybe I could get some energy then to sass ywall or tease ywall or flirt with ywall or something."
The fine Tour Guide dressed in a blue dressed informs her tour as she goes into the bar.
And even though you're thinking to yourself "I'm pretty sure this character has nothing to do with the flavour why is she here?"
It's probably best if you
didn't
ask that question.You can sense that she has the power to just rip you apart as you remind yourself by looking at the skulls she has on her hat, or the skulls she has on her bag, or the skull badge she has. You remind yourself that those things stare you with daggers of death.
So it'd be best if you follow her in for a drink.
It's better then being out there, dangerous and unpredictable.
It's safe to be with someone strong.
Because oh man, are there a bunch of crazy stories about this place, I cannot even begin to fathom the horrors this city has and the despair that seeps within it.
So go into the bar.
Have a drink.
It's restless out ahead.
