Micro 796: warmup, and speakeasy (Post marrige party)

[Korina]

Do you have a wedding gift?
If not, Imma dayvig ya, then declare truce with Ari.

[Killthestory]

are you not denying youre a mafia

[Korina]

dayvig Kill, then declare victory and convert Ari to cult

[Korina]

I am claiming NK Immune Miller Vig

[Korina]

Actually wait, don't convert Ari.

[UC Voyager]

*Ari and Korina are now married!*

the other users stare in a mixture as confusion, terror and jealousy. Things had gotten a little crazy so they didnt try to speak up. in the corner, you see MYLO singing (when i was your man). People are cheering. Everyone is happy besides MYLO, KillTheStory, and the hydra account. Ari and Korina are dancing and singing(all of me) Flowers are being thrown, The fat lady is finally singing. UCV is no longer shitposting. lol nope he still is. all is well.

MYLO finally moves on to singing (let it be) when Korina pops out of no where and blast his head. THEN you hear (welcome to the jungle)

When everything has died down, KillTheStory dies of loneliness.

Ari and Korina spend the rest of their yers sharing their favorite porn vids, and taking pics of each other...

The End

credits coming tomorrow!

[Korina]

Wooooo easy scum win wooooo

[Korina]

If that's not game: Ari, I propose this: we lynch Kill, then we declare draw.

[Korina]

Oh wait, that's game rofl

[Korina]

convert Kill's role into a bulletproof role, then become SK and kill him, because bulletproof doesn't protect against knives! ;3

JEsus. they are all dead. like. i was lynched, you murdered MYLO twice now, Killthestory died of loneliness and you also murdered him.

now it is just you and ari and you cant kill eachother due to legal reasons plus im satisfied with all the has happened here. i really feel like mafia scum is a better place.

[Killthestory]

VOTE: Korina

[Aristophanes]

VOTE: Korina

VOTE: KTS

HOW DARE YOU!?!?

[Korina]

VOTE: KTS

YAY I'M THE WINNER LIKE 5 TIMES NOW

[Aristophanes]

I have literally no clue what happened here but I am happy with all of it! XD

[Korina]

I AM THE MAFIA ALIGNED MAYOR

VOTE: KTS
VOTE: KTS
VOTE: KTS
VOTE: KTS
VOTE: Mylo
VOTE: Mylo
VOTE: Mylo

[Killthestory]

wtf

[Killthestory]

mention me when game is over, kids. i thought i was playing mafia.

[UC Voyager]

This is a bastard UCV game. How the hell did you think for a sec this was going to be mafia.

[Aristophanes]

mention me when game is over, kids. i thought i was playing mafia.

I don't honestly know what this is...

[UC Voyager]

mention me when game is over, kids. i thought i was playing mafia.

I don't honestly know what this is...

This is speakeasy mafia.
Same physics of normal mafia, but 99% of laws are tossed out the window.

[UC Voyager]

Do y'all want to have a normal game of mafia. With 4 Mabye 5 players. Non bastard besides my random thoughts?

[UC Voyager]

I mean. This game has all ready gone down as probably the best game of mafia of all time. Why end it now?

[Aristophanes]

I mean. This game has all ready gone down as probably the best game of mafia of all time. Why end it now?

[UC Voyager]

Okay. Here is the deal.

Y'all get to decide the conditions of the next game. Everything besides setup.

Y'all will decode day legnth, night legnth, bastard, not bastard, special mechanics, standard mechanics, standard or non standard rules, or anything else other than setup.

There will be a 5th player. I will find one.

I hope that we can get this started asap. Still. Try to cone to an agreement where everyone gets something they want put of the game.

[Aristophanes]

Ask for a replacement for yourself in the replacement queue UCV

I will take anything bastardly and fun