Micro 1048: Jungle of Bullshit XXL - Game Over

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Micro 1048: Jungle of Bullshit XXL - Game Over

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Sun Mar 27, 2022 8:02 am

Post by Not_Mafia »

Welcome to
Micro 1048: Jungle of Bullshit XXL


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Roles were randomised using this. Dr Worm is back-up moderator.


Playerlist


Cat Scratch Fever

MegAzumaril

DkKoba

Dwlee99

Radical Rat

Korina

Yeet

Enchant

Toogeloo


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indicates confirmation. Asterisk* indicates a prod.
Strikeout
and small text indicates replacement.


Spoiler: Alive (3)
MegAzumarill
Korina
Enchant


Spoiler: Dead
Cat Scratch Fever
Mafia Goon
was
killed
night 1

Radical Rat
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was
killed
night 1

Yeet
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was
killed
night 1

DkKoba
Mafia Goon
was
killed
night 1

Toogeloo
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was
killed
night 1

Dwlee99
Mafia Goon
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killed
night 1


Spoiler: Sample Role PM(s)
Vanilla TownieWelcome!

You are a
Vanilla Townie
.
  • Your weapon is your vote, you have no night actions.
  • If you are eliminated day 1, you are not eliminated and instead given a six-shot compulsive dayvig.
You win when all threats to the Town have been eliminated.


The game thread is here.


Mafia GoonWelcome!

You are a
Mafia Goon
.
  • At any time during the game you may talk with your partners here here.
  • If you are eliminated day 1, you must confirm one of the town players as town and kill five of your buddies.[/b]
The game thread is here.


Spoiler: Significant Events
Last edited by Not_Mafia on Sat Apr 02, 2022 11:58 pm, edited 5 times in total.
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Sun Mar 27, 2022 8:04 am

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Game Rules

(stolen and modified from Human Destroyer, who stole them from Tierce, who stole them from Glork and Magua)


General Rules
  1. All site-wide rules apply.
  2. Play to your win condition.
  3. I do not tolerate personal attacks, I will be more strict about this than most moderators. Remember first and foremost this is a game, find a way to vent your frustrations that doesn't lessen the game for others; attack the playstyle, not the player.
  4. Do not attempt to impersonate the moderator. My moderator colour is
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    , do not use it.
  5. Do not edit or delete your posts in this thread. If there are faulty tags in your post, I am happy to fix them
  6. Do not quote any form of external communication in the game thread, including, but not limited to; role PMs, private topics and moderator communication. This specifically includes PM timestamps. Paraphrasing is permitted. If in doubt, ask.
  7. Do not discuss the game outside of this game thread; unless I have given you explicit permission (this includes private topics).
  8. Do not use cryptography, invisible text, tiny text, or anything to obscure any content beyond reasonable expectation (e.g. Spoiler tags are fine).
  9. Do not use any form of provable randomness. Claiming you rolled dice and acting on that is fine. Using dice tags is not.
  10. Do not attempt to bring any external influences into this game. Including, but not limited to signature bets and promises of real life rewards.
  11. Claiming scum by yourself is fine. Claiming scum with others is not, regardless of the truth of this claim.
  12. Pretending to break a rule will be treated the same as breaking the rule.
  13. Breaking one of these rules may, at my discretion, result in a modkill. If you are modkilled, you will become a Neutral Survivor, and will not win with your faction, regardless of the outcome. Modkills made during a day phase will generally punish the offending faction (A modkill on town will end the phase, a modkill on scum will not), however, circumstances depending, there may be exceptions to this.
  14. No set of rules can be all-encompassing. I reserve the right to take any action at any time, for any reason. And change or implement any rule as I see fit (this will be announced).
  15. My job and goal as a moderator is to provide my players with an enjoyable experience. If you have any questions or issues about the game, rules, players or me as a moderator, you should never hesitate to PM me.
Activity & Deadline Rules
  1. If a player goes 48 hours without posting, they will incur a prod. Prods will be announced in thread.
  2. If a player does not respond to their prod in thread within 24 hours, or receives 3 total prods. They will be replaced.
  3. If you will be V/LA, please alert me in the thread or via PM.
  4. There will be no deadlines for day phases, nights will last 48 hours.
Voting Rules
  1. Votes must use vote tags or
    bold
    (VOTE: Not_Mafia or
    Vote: Not_Mafia
    ). Abbreviations, missing punctuation, and misspellings will be accepted as long as it is obvious to me who is being voted for. If I perceive it as a vote, it counts as a vote.
  2. Unvotes (UNVOTE: Not_Mafia or
    Unvote: Not_mafia
    ) are appreciated, but not necessary.
  3. Once a majority of votes is reached (50% of active votes + 1), that person is eliminated.
  4. If a player has been eliminated, the game will be in Twilight, you may continue to post until I enter and officially end the day.
  5. If you are dead, you are allowed a single "bah" post. This post may not contain any content and will be deleted and reported to the list moderator if it does
Game and Set-up Specific Rules
  1. Find the set-up here.
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Sun Mar 27, 2022 8:08 am

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VC 1.00
Cat Scratch Fever (0)-

MegAzumaril (0)-

DkKoba (0)-

Dwlee99 (0)-

Radical Rat (0)-

Korina (0)-

Yeet (0)-

Enchant (0)-

Toogeloo (0)-


Not Voting (9)-
Cat Scratch Fever, MegAzumaril, DkKoba, Dwlee99, Radical Rat, Korina, Yeet, Enchant, Toogeloo

With
9
alive, it takes
5
to eliminate.
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Sun Mar 27, 2022 10:12 pm

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So, this is game where i will be pocketed by whole playerlist?

I feel important already. Challenge me.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Sun Mar 27, 2022 11:00 pm

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This game is hilariously unplayable.
Mafia could just torture souls of everyone trapped here (including mod) by not voting. Because deadline is not existant, we will never be free.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Sun Mar 27, 2022 11:42 pm

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"Koba doesn't really have a scumrange/townrange, Koba will kill your pet cat to win a game" ~Pooky
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 1:19 am

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UNVOTE:
retired
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"Koba doesn't really have a scumrange/townrange, Koba will kill your pet cat to win a game" ~Pooky
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 1:19 am

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hi enchant I guess its just us 2
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 1:38 am

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How are 7/8 of you guys scum. This is kind of ludicrous and I’m all for it

Hope the remaining townie finds this message well
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 1:54 am

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In post 8, Yeet wrote:How are 7/8 of you guys scum. This is kind of ludicrous and I’m all for it

Hope the remaining townie finds this message well
Blasting this one for sure
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 2:26 am

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?
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 5:42 am

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ah N_M games
always something, not necessarily good but they are something.
I love it
Imprefection is the spice of life.
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 5:50 am

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In post 11, MegAzumarill wrote:ah N_M games
always something, not necessarily good but they are something.
I love it
I am also going to shoot you
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 5:52 am

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Press X to doubt you're shooting anyone
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 5:54 am

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vote me already so i can blast everyone outside enchant and me
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 5:59 am

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VOTE: Radical

Can we agree after 14 days we just vote someone and kill them so this game can end
GTKAS:
The most recent one and the only one that actually matters. | ROOMS HAVE AIR ~ Who | Not_Mafia did not submit a naive cop action. big mistake there tbh ~ xyzzy
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:40 am

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Honestly, I don't really see much point in posting when scum's just gonna eliminate whoever they want anyway. Not until Day 2 things actually get interesting.
Maybe the real Mafia was the friends we made along the way

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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:43 am

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In post 15, Korina wrote:VOTE: Radical

Can we agree after 14 days we just vote someone and kill them so this game can end
In post 16, Radical Rat wrote:Honestly, I don't really see much point in posting when scum's just gonna eliminate whoever they want anyway. Not until Day 2 things actually get interesting.
Pew pew
vote me cowards
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:43 am

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GIVE ME DA GUN
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:44 am

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VOTE: radical i will help u bus tho
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:48 am

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VOTE: Not_Mafia
Maybe the real Mafia was the friends we made along the way

Shiny and new GTKAS thread!
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:48 am

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The only true hope of freedom
Maybe the real Mafia was the friends we made along the way

Shiny and new GTKAS thread!
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:49 am

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Hi enchant

You scum this game?

VOTE: Enchant
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:51 am

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Actually agree.

Mafia have plain benefit in just flashwagoning town at start of the day. Of course 5 flashwagoners will die for sanity sake, but there's 1/3 chance townie will shot wrong and win game for scum instantly. If not, then there's another 50/50 choice.


It makes up chances less than 50% for town victory, which is already decent for scum. I maked up this before game, because i believed i will be scum.
Lucky one, i am?

So can five scum just vote me, so we can deal with it via holy random? I don't want to sit 14 days.
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:53 am

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Imo that's also why no sane townie will RVS in this game, if this is somehow happens on another townie, mafia will plainly quickhammer it for instant win.
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