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THAT'S A THING. WOW.- Aristophanes
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Oh my god, the horsemen are fantastic! :OHalf meme, Half real, All Aristophanes ;)- JingleAri has appeared way too competent for me to even pretend to know what they're thinking
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So, she'd better continue being herself?Half meme, Half real, All Aristophanes ;)- JingleAri has appeared way too competent for me to even pretend to know what they're thinking
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Join me on my quest to play every NES game! Some of them are awful.
Kuribo's read is foolproof: one night he was high on NyQuil, and he's ancestors reveiled Aureal's alignment to him. - Dessew- Nero Cain
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death by walls, I'd buy it.Of all tyrannies,a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
edited c.s. lewis quote b/c limit- gameplay506
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We've had a member drop out and are looking for a highly motivated player who will impress Elsa, Gamma and myself.
Apply by pm with your qualifications and a short paragraph of why we should pick you.
Go!Show"Getting lost in the details of nothing..."
"FF, you're a dick, but you don't hit below the belt. So you're a dick about finding scum, not hurting the people who are playing the game. That's acceptable dickary." MaryJoLisa
Need advice? Ask a Fish.- Bambi Jay
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He sent a pm to me, I didn't realize it was just to me. RL reasons claim another scummer.
Pour some out for our fallen homie and pray for his rivals to fall and his debts to be erased.Show"Getting lost in the details of nothing..."
"FF, you're a dick, but you don't hit below the belt. So you're a dick about finding scum, not hurting the people who are playing the game. That's acceptable dickary." MaryJoLisa
Need advice? Ask a Fish.- pisskop
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hit up saudade
also /egobeeboy - Everyone thought this game was made to troll pie but it was really made to troll pisskop.
Almost50 pisskop: Overall, that's a townie slot. Don't ask for specifics because with PK everything can be interpreted either way. It's probably WHEN he says/does things that matter, so it's more of a matter of conception rather than solid reasoning.- Hopkirk
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Introducing: Team 'Team' Team
Reading through this thread I’ve noticed a lot of complaints that people take team mafia so seriously. Apparently last year there was a serious lack of self-hammers, lolhammers, camel-up references, insistences that bamboozler cult jester is a normal role, trying to talk the mod into modkilling themselves, drunk driving, lurking (ok maybe not this one), claiming things that definitely can’t be in the game, claiming to be blind, and just a general lack of trust tells, modkills, and instance that ‘meta’ is a legitimate reason to townread someone without actually explaining what meta you’re talking about and when you haven't actually played with that person before or read any of their games (this one actually works btw).
I bet you’re wondering who we are. We were hoping to keep you wondering there but the turns out the mods weren’t happy with that. I know it’s a questionable mod decision but don’t worry, we’ve already began step one in a long process of spreading rumors about Micc. On that note I still can’t believe he crashed that lorry the other day and the best defense he could think of was ‘that busfull of nuns and orphans had it coming’.
We are legally obligated to inform you that we’re a registered team composed of the following members.:
Hectic
‘Plan B is basically just plan A but with three as much flailing’
You might question the logic of putting someone on the team who pretty much only posts in the form of memes and gimmicks. Turns out it gets you inexplicably townread in every game. It literally doesn’t matter what, people will justify a townread on him afterwards for the flimsiest of reason.
I never thought I’d see three people claim they townread someone because ‘he said he was blind so he couldn’t read the setup and if he was scum his partners would have explained the setup to him so he’s unlikely to be scum’.
Hopkirk
‘I’d say saving lives was the best part of playing town doctor if I didn’t so enjoy the daily executions’
You might question the logic of putting someone on the team who’s funny, handsome, and who’s got an 80% win rate if you don’t count any of the games pre-2017 when he was bad at mafia. That’s kind of a hard act for the rest of the team to follow. Elements just remarked in the last game we played together that he couldn’t follow a word of it.
We’re hoping that my jokes are so funny that the mafia refuse to kill me night one. On an unrelated topic, does anyone know why I keep getting killed night one?
Elements
‘They don’t call it the Elements sensitivity training school for nothing’
You might question the logic of putting someone on the team who gets lynched day one ninety percent of the time. Let’s just say we’re REALLY hoping we roll a jester in at least one of these games. Plus, if people think he’s enjoying getting lynched they might get too creeped out to lynch him.
In a game where players are definitely going to look at meta, Element’s tactic of being so scummy he gets lynched in every game no matter what he says is the ultimate defense. We’re planning to put him in whatever game Cowbells and Mastina end up joining to avoid having to come up with an offense.
Jcras
‘Ok I’ll play mafia with you this time, but can wefinallyget around to playing strip Russian Roulette afterwards?’
You might question the logic of putting someone on the team who hasn’t played on mafiascum before. I’m going to be honest here, we want at least one person we can blame if this doesn’t go well for us.
That’s all of us. We’re planning to judge our success based on the amount of teams that decide they’ll compete next year instead after they read this post.
In the interest of keeping this fair we’re going to reveal some of the strategies we plan on using in the upcoming contest.
Mafia: lurk and hope the town mislyncha lot.
Town: lurk and claim 100% of the credit for winning.
Serial killer: lurk heavily.
This is a pretty good example of how we intend to play this. Relevant context is that we’d been prodging for a long time because it seemed funny and this seemed like a much better idea than gamesolving: viewtopic.php?p=11287633#p11287633
And remember our goal isn’t to win this. We’re here teach mafiascum to be afraid.
Offbyscum “Offed-by-scum” OffbyscumThere's no reaching. I've become enlightened.- Hopkirk
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Do I necessarily have a flawed sense of humor if I don't find juvenile drunk driving fatalities funny?"Let us say that you are right and there are two worlds. How much, then, is this 'other world' worth to you? What do you have there that you do not have here? Money? Power? Something worth causing the prince so much pain for?'"
"Well, I..."
"What? Nothing? You would make the prince suffer over... nothing?"- Hopkirk
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kuribo he/himFire and Brimstone
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In post 287, Hopkirk wrote:hasn’t played on mafiascum before.
Ooooo fresh meat
I̩ ̥̖̪͖̭̀h̜̯u̙̮̭͖͍̫̭n͏̜̠̝͈͉̪ͅg̖̲͙͕e҉̤͚͇̥r͍͠Join me on my quest to play every NES game! Some of them are awful.
Kuribo's read is foolproof: one night he was high on NyQuil, and he's ancestors reveiled Aureal's alignment to him. - Dessew- Jingle
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Bad jokes.In post 287, Hopkirk wrote:On an unrelated topic, does anyone know why I keep getting killed night one?This is a Parachute.- the worst
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That was fucking excellent.In post 289, Alisae wrote:- Vorkuta
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I accept your gracious concession of defeat and your acknowledgement that the scum team has bested you in that gameIn post 287, Hopkirk wrote:This is a pretty good example of how we intend to play this. Relevant context is that we’d been prodging for a long time because it seemed funny and this seemed like a much better idea than gamesolving: viewtopic.php?p=11287633#p11287633"Vork are you really confused about editing your sig?" ~Formerfish- Volpe14
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heeheehue thats great! why wasnt i shown this beforehand? Snekgirl and kittygirlbeeboy - Everyone thought this game was made to troll pie but it was really made to troll pisskop.
Almost50 pisskop: Overall, that's a townie slot. Don't ask for specifics because with PK everything can be interpreted either way. It's probably WHEN he says/does things that matter, so it's more of a matter of conception rather than solid reasoning.- Volpe14
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:' )In post 297, pisskop wrote:heeheehue thats great!
sorry!In post 297, pisskop wrote:why wasnt i shown this beforehand?
I thought I was taking too much time to send our team then I ended up posting the photo in the discord group and here almost at the same time :d- pisskop
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well done! its far better than some copypaste of our avatar!beeboy - Everyone thought this game was made to troll pie but it was really made to troll pisskop.
Almost50 pisskop: Overall, that's a townie slot. Don't ask for specifics because with PK everything can be interpreted either way. It's probably WHEN he says/does things that matter, so it's more of a matter of conception rather than solid reasoning. - pisskop
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