Do you really think that's the major flaw of your system? I assumed you were joking as much as I was.In post 148, Kappy wrote:You do realize for ten bucks Shotty can come back.In post 145, zoraster wrote:announcement: effective immediately we are implementing kappy's suggestions with exactly zero edits.
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In post 144, Kappy wrote:Pay-to-Play!
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In post 151, Kappy wrote:In post 144, Kappy wrote:Pay-to-Play!
Create an Account: $4.99
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1 Vote or Unvote: $0.49
5 Votes or Unvotes: $1.99*Save $0.46*
10 Votes or Unvotes: $3.49*Save $1.41* *Best Deal*
Use Night Action: $0.99
Mod a Game: $4.99
Become a ListMod, Discussion Mod, or Site Chat Mod: $9.99
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Bronze Membership(1 month): $4.99*5% off All Purchases*
Bronze Membership(6 months): $24.99*5% off All Purchases* *Save $4.95*
Bronze Membership(1 year): $39.99*5% off All Purchases* *Save $19.89* *Best Deal*
Silver Membership(1 month): $9.99*10% off All Purchases*
Silver Membership(6 months): $49.99*10% off All Purchases* *Save $9.95*
Silver Membership(1 year): $79.99*10% off All Purchases* *Save $39.89* *Best Deal*
Gold Membership(1 month): $19.99*25% off All Purchases*
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Name Change: $19.99
1 Smiley: $0.09
10 Smilies: $0.79*Save $0.11*
100 Smilies: $7.99*Save $1.01* *Best Deal*
GTKAS Access: $4.99
Speakeasy Access: $9.99*Includes GTKAS*
Simple Package Deal(1 Profile Edit, 1 Avatar Change, 1 Signature Change): $1.99*Save $0.48*
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with the purchase of any large timmy of equal or lesser valueIn post 154, zoraster wrote:Free Timmy: $999.99"I see angels, Mickey. They're comin' down for us from heaven. And I see you ridin' a big red horse, and you're driving them horses, whippin' 'em, and the're spitting and frothing all 'long the mouth, and the're coming right at us. And I see the future, and there's no death, 'cause you and I, we're angels..." -Mallory Knox- zoraster
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In post 152, Kappy wrote:In post 151, Kappy wrote:In post 144, Kappy wrote:Pay-to-Play!
Create a Main Account: $4.99
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1 Vote or Unvote: $0.49
5 Votes or Unvotes: $1.99*Save $0.46*
10 Votes or Unvotes: $3.49*Save $1.41* *Best Deal*
Use Night Action: $0.99
Mod a Game: $4.99
Become a ListMod, Discussion Mod, GTKAS Mod, or Site Chat Mod: $9.99
Become an Admin: $99.99
Get Unbanned Early from Short Term Ban: $1.99
Get Unbanned Early from Long Term Ban: $3.99
Get Unbanned from Permanent Ban: $9.99
Bronze Membership(1 month): $4.99*5% off All Purchases*
Bronze Membership(6 months): $24.99*5% off All Purchases* *Save $4.95*
Bronze Membership(1 year): $39.99*5% off All Purchases* *Save $19.89* *Best Deal*
Silver Membership(1 month): $9.99*10% off All Purchases*
Silver Membership(6 months): $49.99*10% off All Purchases* *Save $9.95*
Silver Membership(1 year): $79.99*10% off All Purchases* *Save $39.89* *Best Deal*
Gold Membership(1 month): $19.99*25% off All Purchases*
Gold Membership(6 months): $99.99*25% off All Purchases* *Save $19.95*
Gold Membership(1 year): $159.99*25% off All Purchases* *Save $79.89* *Best Deal*
Platinum Membership(1 month): $49.99*50% off All Purchases*
Platinum Membership(6 months): $249.99*50% off All Purchases* *Save $49.95*
Platinum Membership(1 year): $399.99*50% off All Purchases* *Save $199.89* *Best Deal*Update
Edit Profile Info: $0.49
Change Avatar: $0.99
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Title Change: $1.99
Name Change: $19.99
1 Smiley: $0.09
10 Smilies: $0.79*Save $0.11*
100 Smilies: $7.99*Save $1.01* *Best Deal*
GTKAS Access: $4.99
Speakeasy Access: $9.99*Includes GTKAS*
Simple Package Deal(1 Profile Edit, 1 Avatar Change, 1 Signature Change): $1.99*Save $0.48*
Advanced Package Deal(2 Profile Edits, 2 Avatar Changes, 2 Signature Changes, 2 Custom Title Changes, 1 Name Change, 100 Smilies): $24.99*Save $4.81*Update
Create an Alt: $1.99
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Help me get people excited enough to participate in discussing this stuff. That's currently the greatest barrier to Having Great Things.In post 146, Psyche wrote:
id like to help but i don't know how without being...peskyIn post 96, Kison wrote:There's definitely value in the site. A lot of people visit it, it has good SEO visibility & a ton of content. That foundation is valuable and not trivial to replicate.
Would you be able to make boatloads of money monetizing it today? Probably not. But think about how basic what we have is: a message board, the onsite chat & wiki. There's a ton of room to improve:
- Better website(moving wiki content there, building face-to-face app(kind of like Fibbage), building realtime game app with simple graphics)
- Improving what we currently have: streamlining the queues, modernizing the forum gameplay, better mobile optimization
This isn't me trying to persuade anyone to buy it(I'm here because it's fun to build stuff, don't care about $), but more to get people excited about the things we can do and can build if we just get excited about and focus on it.- SleepyKrew
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Being a skittle is less a privilege and more a sentence?In post 158, Equinox wrote:Why does becoming a moderator cost the same as Speakeasy access?ShowThat which is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil
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I'd be willing to record myself reading my own posts in a WWE promo style if mith thought he could make money off it.Join me on my quest to play every NES game! Some of them are awful.
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Admins don't become exempt from dues, only founders (aka mith) do.In post 149, AniX wrote:Why would you ever buy any of the memberships 6-month gold or above? For the same price you can become an admin and grant yourself an exemption from dues entirely.- SleepyKrew
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