"Say John Goodman!"
"Say John Stamos!"
"He looks a lot like Tom Arnold. That's the median of John Goodman and John Stamos."
"In this economy, you don't get a lot of tips, you get a lot of, y'know, staying in unclean lodging, there's a lot of--there's a lot of syphilis, just, like, a lot of syphilis. Like, a lot, you guys."
"In the contract?"
"Guys, there's, like, a
"I cast magic missile at him again!"
"Okay, you're going to try to rip this thing's arms off, essentially. We'll do a strength contest. This thing is going to resist having its goddamn arms ripped off."
"Oh my god, my whole goal... my goal for this adventure is to invent the taco."
"Roll for salsa!"
"Uhh... Absolutely not. Listen. I love you guys. You're my oldest and dearest friends. You threw my dog in a goddamned fire."
"No. I am going to need you to get this show on the road, as they say. As we say at Harvard."
"You'd have to be a complete idiot to high five it!"
"Did we get a verdict on high fiving it? I feel like we have a thumbs down?"
"Why is that?"
"No reason."
"I've got an uncle in Phandalin. Uh, were you just there?"
"Correction, darling, you
"He was probably away on business, he's probably fine."
"Well, I mean, he wasn't like my favorite uncle or anything.
"Just check with the executor of his will, I mean, just saying."
"Did you know him?"
"Are you kidding? Now who’s the orcist? 'Yeah, d’you, oh, do you, uh, do you know Steven? He’s an orc too. Hey I know an orc named Steven, do you know him?' That’s what you sound like right now, Taako!"
- Varsoon
- MaxwellPuckett
- Backhand
- Dunnstral
- Albert B. Rampage
- Pim
- Suzune
- SlySly
- havingfitz
- SirCakez
- Creative
- Frozen Angel
- Alisae
Varsoon will get the role tied to the first die result, then that role will be removed from the list. then MaxwellPuckett will get the role tied to the second die result. this will continue, then at the end Alisae will get whichever role is still there.