Survivor Mafiascum Rankdown (Properly Dead. Leave it dead)
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Cutting NS in general is probably a good idea"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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474. Theon Greyjoy - Game of Thrones Survivor
-"[my tribemates] are lying scumbag fuckheads who deserve to lose and feel shitty about lying through their teeth. there was literally nothing I could have done differently. Y'all fucked me over with the tribe swap and Davros decided to muscle into control. I don't know why I signed up for this. Is survivor supposed to be fun at some point?"
Theon would have been a pretty cool character if not for his tantrum post-game. He was playing pretty competently, and only got voted out because Tyrion got a replacement, and Blackberry is Blackberry. Usually, players getting emotional over the game is pretty compelling stuff that makes for great TV, and it's easy to sympathize with those players. But Theon's frustration with the game was less entertaining than it was uncomfortable and depressing for all involved. Bye Theon."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
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Zito's mom deserves a stand-up fellow"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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If anyone following along wants to tell me people to cut, I am willing to take suggestions for no charge"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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467. Warlock's Daughter - Arkham Asylum
-"Quote not found."
Warlock's Daughter was played by someone, probably. She was kept around the first Tribal Council despite not doing much in favor of voting out Bane, who was really hilariously misplaying. Then Round 2 there was a dumb challenge where each tribe had to guess the results of 10 coin flips and Warlock's Daughter's tribe lost again, but then she quit. The end."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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FTFYIn post 55, xofelf wrote:Aren't we all?"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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My feelings against this are that people are much more likely to have recency bias in voting for things to be cut, and we don't expect people to go back and read through Survivor: Destiny Islands if they weren't around for it. I think a UXYS would work for games of the past 2 years or something like that.In post 53, Cheery Dog wrote:
Yes! We should do this UXYS(whatever number we're up to) style!In post 21, Radja wrote:Drench, you should run this game like you had the videogame thingy."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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Oh, was it really? Xof just told me at the time as a spectator that the correct answer was all heads.In post 58, KingdomAces wrote:Technically that challenge was rigged, originally to even out the tribes. When she quit though, the rigging was reversed and she was eliminated without TC."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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For some reason that surprises me even though it's far from the most bastard thing the first Arkham did!"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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Stop this topical political commentaryIn post 74, DeathNote wrote:Lol Bernie just a stepping stone for Hillary"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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460. Thomas: Season Finale - 5th Place
-"Or I might try to make a move. Next round. I’m sure I could gather Carmen, Nappa and Yzma to vote for Jesse. That’d be a move and everyone likes it when you make a move, that’s always nice to say at the FTC ‘hey, I made that big move!’ "
Time for the first (sort of) controversial cut. I think there's one thing worse than inactive players from a spectator or mod's point of view: players who recognize that they can't win against the people they're currently going to the end with and do nothing about it. Inactives are usually voted out early, but these guys make it deep into the game and make it dreadful to even continue following. Season Finale obviously had numerous design flaws that led to things being as boring as they were (such as no swaps, only two people voting at final 10, and only one person voting at final 4) but there was still the ever-important final 7 and final 5 votes. After all, in seasons with a final two such as Season Finale, the final 5 is the last time the people who won't end up in FTC outnumber the people who will. In the quote above, Thomas was talking about flipping at the final 6, but then he... didn't. And then he quit at the Final 5, robbing us of literally the only entertaining part of a post-merge pagong: when the majority has to cannibalize itself. Obviously, real life is more important than the game, and I respect TBO's decision to step out, but that doesn't mean it didn't ruin the only chance the season had to be fun.
Even Nappa was fun because of how delusional he was. Other people eventually tried to make a last-ditch effort to save themselves. But I can't say any positive things about Thomas's presence in Season Finale.
"We've already been quite a while in our original tribes, so the game will inevitably become boys against girls.""CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
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Booo @ spoilers for future cutsIn post 87, animorpherv1 wrote:
I'm going to be cutting Kairi before too long.In post 83, Cheery Dog wrote:i don't know anything about Destiny or Seafoam islands, but at the moment my guess is Eon will survive the longest before being cut."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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I don't disagree with Zilean being cut this early, but the one part that does bother me is it feels like it's fishing for a reaction, when if BBM were to reply everyone would shit on him.
454. Zilean - League of Legends
-"site news: have fun"
Don't tell me how to live my life
It's no secret that Flameaxe is my best friend on Mafiascum, period. And I understand that his actions in League of Legends rubbed a lot of people the wrong way, which is completely reasonable. But I have problems with the way it was chalked up to Flameaxe simply being a dick.
It probably wasn't the best move for Zilean to join the game considering his state of mind at the time, but he did explicitly tell BPC not to put him in the game unless they really needed him to fill the cast. As someone who has been in that position, it already doesn't say great things about your motivation to play.
But as far as Zilean in the game goes, it's a bit of revisionist history to say he was completely inactive. The first boot on that tribe was based on activity, and Zilean wasn't even brought up as an option. Hell, he was going to easily survive the second vote too before Ashe quit, and that was overthe eventual winner of the game. Once Dr. Mundo was voted out, he brought up several times how he was very much looking forward to working with Zilean before he quit, and that doesn't speak well to the viewpoint that he was completely uninvolved with the game.
I also agree with a few of his complaints about the game design, such as the reuse of the Eon pairs mechanic and the idol hunt being entirely random. He did not articulate those complaints in a way that was fair to everyone involved in the game, but I can't disagree with them.
Overall, if Zilean had merely been voted out in 17th place rather than quitting in the explosive way he did, I would say he'd deserve to be around 100 spots higher due to the fact that he seemed to be generally well-liked by everyone on his tribe, and gave a lot of funny commentary when he wasn't talking about quitting. I'm cutting him now to end the discussion of this for good, because nothing helpful can possibly come out of it.
Survivor! woooo!"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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cut rockyIn post 105, Drench wrote:kan sum1 cut shrinini oshsksosh'gabon next pls"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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i mean i guess you could call me a game changer"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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447. Morcheeba - Battle of the Bands (20th Place)
-"They are all plotting against me I just know it."
pirate mollie is far too genuinely kind-hearted of a person to ever win Survivor. At SurvivorMeet, this was very compelling, and made her easily the best character in that game! But Morcheeba sort of just stopped existing. And then got voted out."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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441. Arlie - Expected the Unexpected (21st Place)
-"Derrick and I are buds. We see eye to eye, and it's been working. I like how far this is going, and I want to continue with this. We bonded over Big Brother 16, and man this guy is just awesome."
Arlie was a player in Survivor: Expect the Unexpected,"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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Elizabeth Warren isthe best first boot in Mafiascum history.She has an entire self-contained downfall arc within the course of 3 days, and it was spectacular to watch. She is easily a top 200 character, and it is an absolute travesty for her to go out anywhere near this early.
-"I think I just proposed Rand Paul and Tulsi ally with me in the name of dolphins and libertarianism."
"I'm just going to have fun being a tyranical terror and see how it goes. Stage 1 of melding into the tribe melting pot seems to be going well. I think I will be safely ensconced in the Good Pile and get to move on to whenever the swappy thing happens."
"Beep boop let's just MOVE ON PAST all that thinking talk."
"I keep myself sharpened to a razors edge, by filling with all the hate and power of The Dark Side."
"Game's pretty a'light. I don't feel really connected to anyone yet, as much as I'm trying to #BeFriends with people. I've got a cool threesome, that just doesn't make me comfy in a tribe of nine I guess."
"I could probably solo this for awhile. It depends how long these tribes last. I feel safe enough that I'm playing with a slogan generator instead of PMing people! Here's some good ones:
The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Warren
151 Countries, One Warren"
"I did leave seeds with other people. We'll call it planting a Warren Seed #Original."
"Donald is literally asking me to just tell him who to vote for. This tribe is in serious need of a leader. No one wants to fall on the leadership sword lol. This is getting silly."
"I would be worried if anyone in my tribe could figure out how to open the forum posts in the first place."
In conclusion, Elizabeth Warren is a modern treasure."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Oh, and fun fact: this is the first time Elizabeth Warren has ever been saved by an idol. Just a little too late."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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436. Lockhart (gamsimbre) - Hogwarts (22nd Place)
-"This is one strong house which is good and bad for different reasons. It's good because we seem to be all active,"
Incorrect! Lockhart was around for a little bit at the start of the game, and he was starting off trying to be a devilish character, but then he wasn't. He disappeared and saved Viktor from being Slytherin's first boot."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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Doing a ranking on gameplay alone would be extremely boring and tedious imoIn post 188, MattP wrote:I like that this ranking is about entertainment factor specifically."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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Voldemort immediately trying to make an 8-person alliance at the fake merge !!!!!!!!!In post 193, Crazy wrote:Okay, imagining Voldemort as the awkward third wheel in that group just makes me love that character even more."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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429. Trapinch (JDGA) - Survivor Eon (24th Place)
"Alright. I know you're all just targeting me, I'm still receiving no PMs at all and people have been online. Dare I ask why...?"
I remember Trapinch being someone who was there and was vaguely likable but got unlucky by being the last to get into Vien's alliance structure. Rereading through her confessional, my memory wasn't wrong. Now that we're moving out of the phase of people who didn't do much and were voted out for being inactive, it's time to cut people who didn't do much and were voted out for being slightly more active."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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423. Thwomp (jmj3000) - Mushroom Kingdom (25th Place)
"Apparently, there has been talk about me being the first to be sent home if we lose this immunity challenge. I do not approve of this."
Thwomp seemed to at least be aware of the fact that there was a majority alliance on his tribe that he was not a part of, but he didn't do a great job really fighting against it. Then he got voted out."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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417. Adam Mitchell (Burning_Earth) - Doctor Who (17th Place)
"Holy shit tribe swap. Hopefully the other tribes aren't sticking together like us. Otherwise that would be hard"
"Rory is like me and I don't like me so I don't like Rory"
Adam was such a cute newer player. Burning_Earth was far less memorable here than in Hogwarts as Voldemort, but about as memorable as his equally ill-fated Red Hood in Conclave (which really should be cut by now). His tribe went to Tribal Council once and he was involved in voting out the famous K9, but after that he was pretty UTR. He tried to stick together with his original tribe after the swap, but unfortunately for him they were more interested in people that weren't named Adam. After Clara was talking about quitting the game, Rassilon tried to go back in time and vote her out instead of Adam, but the votes weren't there.
Oh yeah, and the most interesting thing about his confessional is the one part where he talks about his performance in Hogwarts (his much superior character, as mentioned earlier) and this great exchange happens.
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"oh guys I'm not gonna cut tonight so I don't half-ass the post"
*posts 3 sentences*"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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410. Kafei (pizzadudes7) - Hyrule (20th Place)
"SO, I feel as though I've gotten my dream tribe right here. I got Navi, my number 2 in this adventure. I got Anju, whom I have come to be close to (insert #ZeldaLore joke here). V will make a nice 4th woman, and Bow-Wow and excellent fall-guy if we end up at tribal. I couldn't be happier!"
Kafei was pretending to be a newbie, which is a unique and effective strategy that makes for many memorable characters. /s Pretending to be a newbie is the lying about your job of forum Survivor. Other than that, Kafei had a public thread called Kafei's Cafe which was pretty swell. He was in a 3-person alliance with Navi and Epona, but who wasn't? The most entertaining part of Kafei's story is that he was exiled from his tribe because he was unpopular and then got to pick his new tribe! As seen in the quote above, he was ecstatic that he wound up with two of his closest allies in the game, in a 5-person tribe! Everyone on the new tribe with him was in his tribe at the start of the game. It should have been an easy majority with his two allies, but they didn't see him in the same way and Kafei was unanimously voted out the first time the new tribe lost a challenge."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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Ani please stop being offended on behalf of females across America"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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403. Hayden (T-Bone) - Unexpected the Expect
"*throws hands up in the air*"
Hayden was definitely in the game, but no one had much to say about him. He was primarily a gamebot, and instead of saying anything else, here's a word cloud of his confessional.
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396. R.E.M. (BROseidon) - Battle of the Bands (19th Place)
"I think being a winner requires a lot of skills coming together at once - Right now I'm focused on building relationships so that everyone is willing to talk with me."
Man, I'm not being too kind to Battle of the Bands, am I? Well, if The Wiggles is out, there's no reason for the far less dynamic characters from that game to stay in. R.E.M. was probably one of the more rootable early boots that's taken out for not being active enough, but that doesn't help the fact that it's an uninteresting arc. R.E.M. definitely showed a lot of signs of understanding the game and what was going on within his tribe, but when you're voted out over someone who self-voted at all three TCs they attended, you needed a bit more work on your social game. And BROseidon returned to play a much more successful game in League of Legends!"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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I hadn't cut REM for a while since I was rooting for him at the time of the game"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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I think the only ones left that haven't been idoled are Bane 1.0, Carrie Underwood, and K9. The first two were doing fairly well for first boots but got taken out due to unusual circumstances, and K9 is K9."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Oh, and Barney, who was the only beacon of positivity in a depressing game."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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389. Two-Face 2.0 (animorpherv1) - Conclave (8th Place)
"Ugh. How do I get out of this."
I don't believe I'm alone in finding Conclave's post-merge to be pretty boring. Overall, looking at everyone's confessionals makes it clear that spectators should be allowed to post in confessionals or else most players will lose interest. This was the case with Two-Face (as well as most other players that made it deep) so there obviously isn't much to sink your teeth into. Two-Face's role in the story of the season was something seen countless times: an indistinguishable number in a majority alliance for most of the pre-merge, before being pagong fodder at the merge, leading to a boring unanimous vote following the very contentious Riddler boot. Normally, this story would make someone a middling character, but there wasn't much of anything going on with Two-Face as a character aside from the role he played game-wise, which puts him much lower for me, especially when compared to any of the pagong victims of Season Finale. Usually someone in an underdog role is compelling by default, but that just wasn't the case here.
I checked Cephrir's edgic from that game and while he had a good first couple of episodes, everything from Episode 3 on is MOR2/UTR1 range, which feels accurate."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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Yeah I'm expecting a slower pace for when we get to more complex characters but waiting 20 hours for a 3 sentence write-up is bleghIn post 419, Cephrir wrote:It was cool when we were getting through 7+ a day!"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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Dobby was someone I went to school with that I recruited to play and she didn't realize Survivor involved voting people out, so she just wanted to write fanfics with Stan"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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382. Yumi Figeoroshi (CuddlyCaucasian) - Greece (16th Place)
"That's right, I am still a stripper at age 63 and going strong!
Cutting myself
Nah but really, reading through Yumi's confessional now is a fun look at young, naive CC. I had a conversation with Jamie (Klick) in there about how all the winners and people who make it far seem to be the exact same type of player, which is funny because 1) I still have that belief now and even young CC was picking up on it and 2) that was essentially my main argument at FTC as Zod, how it's time for a new type of player to win. Some things never change.
But Yumi was a fun UTR presence early on in the game, then she quit as CC characters tend to do. A lot of potential for a better character, but it was unmet."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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DN I had legitimately forgotten you were even in Hogwarts until just now, and then I was like wait he maid it to final three"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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I would imagine your relationship status definitely would beIn post 443, Save The Dragons wrote:the trajectory of my entire life would be vastly different had i gotten voted out then, thank you ravenclaw"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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If anything this has to make Madame Hooch your #1 for being the swing vote there"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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(she was already a great character regardless imo yeah)"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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The quote below is why I think Gastly was great for an early boot.
Gastly wrote:Today is the day. The day in which you will suffer for your insubordination to us, the ghosts of this game. From this day forth, Fart-Cloud and Hand-Puppet will reign down in spooky terror upon all you hold dear. No form of evolution will be safe and no legendary pokemon, not even Arceus will be able to stop the massive amount of spooky that will be brought forth. Is this a threat? Yes, you could say that but much more. This is a promise from the ghosts of this game that we will not be made a fool of and that no twists that you throw at us will sway our passion to scare the ever living EV's out of you.
So bring it on Mods, give us your best shot. We will not be swayed.
Prepare your buttholes for a scaring like none other!!!!
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Of course, there is an alternative. Yes, even us ghosts show mercy. The spookiness will stop if our demands are met.
1.) Our color must remain purple for the rest of the game for no other color truely emphasizes our Spookiness.
2.) You will address us as Lord Spooky Fart-Cloud and Lord Spooky Hand-Puppet from now on.
3.) You will inform us of the passcode to your secret meadow for nothing remains secret from a ghost for long."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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Amendum to my write-up for Yumi, I apparently sent this PM which made me lol irl
Hey there Hank
I hope I'm not being frank
But you're a cute little wank
And I'm a hot old skank
Why dontcha give me a spank"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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yeah that's why you fuckos need to do your research before cutting Lord Spooky Fart-Cloud"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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can't read what you guys are talking about, eyes too black"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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I still don't know how I missed all of this happeningIn post 489, OhGodMyLife wrote:Are we sure that wasn't actually just a collective nightmare that morning?"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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375. Auru (D3f3nd3r) - Hyrule (18th Place)
"Usually my gameplay isn't too great, but who knows what will happen here?"
I hate to continue the D3f3nd3r slaughter here, but Auru's tale was not an interesting one. He was in a middling-to-low position on his first tribe, then got swapped to a new tribe with two "easy boots" in Link and Barinade. But then it turns out everyone likes B)arinade more than they like Auru. Whoops!"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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Yeah that was a long-awaited cut"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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368. Agitha (Cybele) - Hyrule (22nd Place)
"Tetra - She's a girl that could win this game."
I don't have much time to do a longer write-up, but she's lasted long enough for someone who was doing well for a week and then flaked. Go read Drench's original write-up for more words idc"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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Yeah she's basically a Thomas that had a personality, except probably much more frustrating"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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Yeah like forreal Dora > Everyone on the Purple tribe sans probably Nappa"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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You did, which is why you've lasted so much longer than Thomas! But most of the time it was boring to watch"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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