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Survivor Mafiascum Rankdown (Properly Dead. Leave it dead)

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:31 pm
by xofelf
This is a rankdown! All 479 characters from every anon Survivor on MS are included. One at a time, each ranker will cut someone they think is the weakest character left. People are ranked in relative entertainment value, but people can do whatever they want idrc. Everyone has three idols that they can use within 24 hours of a cut to nullify it. One idol has to be used before 350, one before 150, and the last idol can be used up to the end. If a cut you make is idoled, you can never cut that player again.

Order of cutting, randomized:
  1. Crazy
  2. Klick
  3. Drench
  4. Xalxe
  5. xofelf
  6. Snakes
  7. Cephrir
Google doc keeping track of shit

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:45 pm
by Crazy
My first cut will be
Fred
from Survivor: Hogwarts, played by Nobody Special. He never voted or posted in his confessional; I'm not sure if he ever PMed anyone. And while NS was an early boot in all three games he played (Destiny Islands and PSV being the others), Fred is his worst showing.

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:50 pm
by animorpherv1
ego

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 3:08 pm
by CuddlyCaucasian
Cutting NS in general is probably a good idea

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 4:54 pm
by Cheery Dog
Yay top 478!

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 5:01 pm
by Klick
This looks fun
oh I'm doing this now!

I'll cut
Saruman
, AKA Klick, from Survivor: Middle Earth. Saruman signed up and then immediately forgot the game existed until a week later, only to find he was voted out. He did literally nothing.

:P

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 10:13 pm
by Drench
I'm sorry, no offence, but Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom was way too fucking big. Like, thirty players is literally ridiculous. Here I'm sitting, looking at the player list, and I can't even comprehend how this was supposed to go, because what the hell are you going to do with thirty people? How is that even a little bit conducive to building characters and a good game?

I'm joking I love you Scopey and it was the first go around so like, of course things were a bit out of whack. But, honestly, this character was a total flop. No posts in their confessional, literally I can't even find their profile, and they quit. We had Hammer Bro who was actually contributing and this dude quit. And I'm actually pretty damn surprised that this character was played by this person, because they turned out to be basically amazing, but this time? No no no.

Sorry. Not sorry. It's not a-me, it's a-you,
Mario 1.0
aka
xRECKONERx
.

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 2:37 am
by Papa Zito

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 3:58 am
by animorpherv1
I'm going to go with
Ralts aka Kari from Survivor: Sky Pillar
. Throughout the course of the game, Ralts had 3 posts (none of which are in her confessional), and no votes even though this tribe went to Tribal Council.

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 4:30 am
by xRECKONERx
ego

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:27 am
by xofelf
I'm going to cut
Zelda aka notscience from Survivor: Greece
. While you had a great intro submission and you made a post in your confessional, you basically didn't log into the game at all after that. You had one of the cuter avatars in that tribe, but we didn't get to see your lovely face much anymore.

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:49 am
by MattP
I dont understand whats happening

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:34 am
by Papa Zito
it's the survivor version of the speakeasy popularity poll

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:40 am
by CuddlyCaucasian
474. Theon Greyjoy - Game of Thrones Survivor


Image -
"[my tribemates] are lying scumbag fuckheads who deserve to lose and feel shitty about lying through their teeth. there was literally nothing I could have done differently. Y'all fucked me over with the tribe swap and Davros decided to muscle into control. I don't know why I signed up for this. Is survivor supposed to be fun at some point?"


Theon would have been a pretty cool character if not for his tantrum post-game. He was playing pretty competently, and only got voted out because Tyrion got a replacement, and Blackberry is Blackberry. Usually, players getting emotional over the game is pretty compelling stuff that makes for great TV, and it's easy to sympathize with those players. But Theon's frustration with the game was less entertaining than it was uncomfortable and depressing for all involved. Bye Theon.

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:43 am
by Flameaxe
In post 12, Papa Zito wrote:it's the survivor version of the speakeasy popularity poll
Except the popularity with an esteemed popularity death panel

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:56 am
by Cephrir
473. Ashe - Survivor: League of Legends


Ashe didn't quite seem to understand the game when she was in it. For some that might be cute, for others it might be painful. If you translate it into human behavior you might find on the real show, the corresponding image of someone trying to roleplay as a character in real life is not a great look. Her tantrum and subsequent quit were unpleasant to watch and on the whole, the game would have been improved if she hadn't showed up at all.

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:58 am
by Radja
Woops

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:59 am
by Radja
Wait am I not supposed to cut people?

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:04 am
by animorpherv1
In post 17, Radja wrote:Wait am I not supposed to cut people?
We kind of set this up beforehand, and are doing it in a public setting for all to see. Oops.

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:06 am
by Flameaxe
Ur not cool enough rajjja

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:07 am
by Radja
I'll go have my own game of cutting people :'(

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:09 am
by Radja
Drench, you should run this game like you had the videogame thingy.

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:24 am
by MattP
but wat if the rankers just idol themselves

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:25 am
by Radja
We will publicly humiliate them instead.

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:26 am
by animorpherv1
In post 22, MattP wrote:but wat if the rankers just idol themselves
What Radja said - feel free to humiliate us!