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Planet Earth Rankdown (Round 7)

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:47 am

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There are over 15 countries in the world, but like, which one of them is the best? That's obviously a job for us here at mafia mash dot gov, and we're going to put the debate to an end once and for all.

The Rules:
-When it's your turn, cut a country. There's a list of them that I'm gonna put here eventually.
-You must take roughly 9 days for your entry.
-You are not allowed to correctly interpret facts about countries.

The Rankers: (bolded still need to go this round)
1. CuddlyCaucasian
2. Flameaxe

3. McMenno
4. Cheery Dog
5. Aronis*
6. D3f3nd3r*
7. pablito*
8. Haschel Cedricson

9. Radja*
10. BROseidon*


* denotes someone still has an idol


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Spoiler: Remaining Countries
Albania
Algeria
Angola
Argentina
Armenia
Australia
Austria
Bangladesh
Belarus
Belize
Bhutan
Bolivia
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Botswana
Brazil
Brunei
Bulgaria
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cambodia
Cameroon
Canada
Central African Republic (CAR)
Chile
Colombia
Republic of the Congo
Costa Rica
Cote d'Ivoire
Croatia
Cuba
Cyprus
Denmark
Dominica
Dominican Republic
Ecuador
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Estonia
Ethiopia
Fiji
Finland
France
Gabon
Gambia
Germany
Ghana
Guatemala
Guinea
Guyana
Haiti
Honduras
Hungary
India
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Ireland
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Jordan
Kazakhstan
Kenya
Kiribati
Kosovo
Latvia
Lebanon
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Lithuania
Macedonia
Malawi
Malaysia
Maldives
Mali
Mauritania
Mauritius
Mexico
Micronesia
Moldova
Montenegro
Morocco
Mozambique
Namibia
Netherlands
Nigeria
Norway
Pakistan
Palestine
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Paraguay
Peru
Poland
Qatar
Romania
Russia
Rwanda
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Lucia
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Samoa
Sao Tome and Principe
Senegal
Seychelles
Singapore
Slovakia
Slovenia
Solomon Islands
Somalia
South Africa
South Korea
South Sudan
Spain
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Swaziland
Sweden
Switzerland
Tajikistan
Tanzania
Thailand
Tonga
Trinidad and Tobago
Tunisia
Turkmenistan
United Arab Emirates (UAE)
United Kingdom (UK)
United States of America (USA)
Uzbekistan
Venezuela
Vietnam
Yemen
Zambia
Zimbabwe


Spoiler: Final Ranking
138. Luxembourg
139. Madagascar
140. New Zealand
141. Marshall Islands
142. Barbados
143. Serbia
144. Czech Republic
145. Nicaragua
145. Turkmenistan

146. Kyrgyzstan
147. Laos
148. Cabo Verde
149. Philippines
150. Bahrain
151. Grenada
152. China
153. Malta
154. Sierra Leone
155. Uganda
156. Egypt
157. Comoros
158. Vanuatu
159. Portugal
160. El Salvador
161. Antigua and Barbuda
162. Afghanistan
163. Greece
164. Democratic Republic of the Congo
165. Benin
166. Suriname
167. Niger
167. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

168. Tuvalu
169. Saudi Arabia
170. Belgium
171. Syria
172. Mongolia
173. Palau
174. Uruguay
175. Ukraine
176. San Marino
177. Azerbaijan
178. Georgia
179. Timor-Leste
180. Kuwait
181. Iceland
182. Togo
183. Nauru
183. Uruguay

184. Chad
185. Taiwan
186. North Korea
187. Turkey
187. San Marino

188. Liechtenstein
189. Myanmar (Burma)
190. Bahamas
191. Vatican City
192. Djibouti
193. Monaco
194. Oman
195. Guinea-Bissau
196. Andorra
196. North Korea

197. Nepal
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:52 am

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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:53 am

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what a dank meme

innnnnnnnn
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:20 pm

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cool cool
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:00 pm

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am I allowed to in if I'm not an america
Fickle, cold and harsh or caring and warm
Strongly opinionated or barely invested, but a constant
You know the wind will always come back.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:07 pm

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it's your funeral!!
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:45 pm

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/innnnn
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:38 am

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/in why not
“The assumption of good faith is dead”

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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:58 pm

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only 1 america to go woo
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:09 pm

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oh ok /in
Sup, later.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:34 pm

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#197. Nepal


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"We have a triangular flag isn't that so dumb"


first of all Nepal has so much official languages

Awadhi
Bhojpuri
Gurung
Kiranti
Limbu
Magar
Maithili
Nepali (official)
Nepal Bhasa
Rai
Sherpa
Tamang
Tharu

like lmao uh make up your mind guys!! can't we all speak american? it was ranked 145th on the Human Development Index in 2014, which is so low and it must suck to live there in a developing nation.

I guess one positive is they were renowned for their valor in some World Wars but I don't think those were very important and Nepal definitely didn't exercise their dominance by nuclear bombing some places. also their national economy is 8.1% knotted carpets and who even wants that many carpets


THEIR

FLAG

IS

A

TRIANGLE

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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:39 pm

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correction: #197. nipple
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:57 pm

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As an American, it is my God-given right to barge in where I'm not invited. As such, /in.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:29 am

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Wait, do we americas have any idols to use?
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:53 am

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every America has 1 idol
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:32 am

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oh yeah, stopping signups at 10 rankers cause that seems like an american number. rounds here work a little different so everyone still gets 1 cut per round, but you don't need to wait for your turn. so right now everyone else can make a cut whenever they want, then once everyone has gone we'll move onto round 2
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:50 am

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In post 14, CuddlyCaucasian wrote:every America has 1 idol
rip cutting murica first
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:50 am

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196. North Korea


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North Korea has a dictator. That dictator is terrible. They abuse human rights and shit.

Like idk how to do this writeup because North Korea is literally just the worst in every way as far as countries go. Maybe one day their government will get destroyed so they can have the chance to be not-terrible. Alternatively, they'll get nuked by China or South Korea or the US.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:52 am

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#196: Andorra

andowhat


this is one of those micro countries and not even an interesting one. it's so unimportant that I didn't even bother finding a picture of it. moving on

p-edit wait wait wait
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:54 am

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I want to idol that


our glorious leader does not deserve 196th place. north korea best korea
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:12 am

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195. Guinea-Bissau


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Remember when Facebook first allowed people to change their profile URL? All of the smart people jumped on the chance to change their URL to their own name as soon as possible, and the Johnny-Come-Lately's who shared the same name were forced to do stupid things like append characters or the year they were born, like "JohnSmith9" or "JohnSmith86".

Well, Guinea-Bissau is the national version of that. They overslept on Country Name Signup Day, and when they got to the party they discovered that Guinea was already taken. Other nations were in the same boat, but they came up with much better solutions, like "Equatorial Guinea" or "Papua New Guinea". But Guinea-Bissau wasn't creative enough to do these things, so they just added the name of their capital. Seriously, imagine if Mexico was called "The United States of America-Mexico City". That's what Guinea-Bissau did.
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:24 am

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that would be a much better name than Mexico UP TOP
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:28 am

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Idols expire at top 20 btw
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:11 am

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194. Oman


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TBH i dont know why a country would name itself after some shithead on mafiascum but here they go, they did it. He isn't even from Oman wtf

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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:14 am

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193. Andorra


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I'm not sure people in the US even realize how small Andorra really is. Andorra is called a "microstate". Andorra has about 85.000 inhabitants so it really is very, very small. Goodbye Andorra. You get a prize for participation but no points. Kinda like they have 0 points at the end of every World Cup or Euro Cup Qualifiers. That's what you get for selecting the local mailman for the national team.
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