Planet Earth Rankdown (Round 7)

[Aronis]

181. Iceland

Normally I leave ice alone and it leaves me alone. But lately ice got tired of living on it's island and thought it should come to america and it's been an absolute disaster. I was watching the news earlier and it's killed 15 people this weekend and what's worse? the cops haven't done a thing. They haven't tried to arrest the icelander terrorists and they aren't investigating either. The police just don't do a good job anymore, all they do is write tickets, show up five hours after you need them, and shoot innocent people. I think the police are clearly influenced by the icelanders and being paid off. After all polICE has the word ICE in it, which just completely backs up my point. the police are corrupt and ice is responsible. this is an outrage and that's why this horrible place must go.

Pagetop! don't want anyone to miss this gr8 cut.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

way togo

[Save The Dragons]

N-ice cut

[CuddlyCaucasian]

ayy round 3

[CuddlyCaucasian]

#180. Kuwait

I also dated a girl from Kuwait

[Cheery Dog]

#179. Timor-Leste

You were a pointless answer in the most recent episode of Pointless I watched. (most recent as in the last one I watched, I've seen ones more recent in creation than the episode in question, but i didn't watch them yesterday, unlike the one where the pointless answer was)
There were other countries that were also pointless, but you were the one that was said by someone in my house.
Regardless, 100 people that answered that question didn't know you existed, and I can follow that suit.

[pablito]

#178. Georgia

First off, you are preventing us from being able to cut South Ossetia and Abkhazia, so that's already several points against you. That means part of you is in cahoots with Putin, who is Trump's new secret lover. So congrats on being the jilted lover right now who pines for the man who upgraded and bought himself a top shelf ho. But Georgia represents racism at so many different levels, so I think it's okay to cut you here. Just look at that segregation in your video. I mean, of all sports at the Summer Olympic games, your best outing is in awkward group dancing, pickup-truck driving, singing about your bassett hound, clogging, and competitive peach eating? Also you're letting Putin give 16 electoral votes to Trump, so there's that too.

[BROseidon]

It's really tempting to idol Georgia because Georgian can have up to 8-consonant clusters, but lol no.

[BROseidon]

Who is this man he is very attractive.

[BROseidon]

177. Azerbaijan

While we're on the topic of nations that deny groups their right to self-determination, Azerbaijan's time is up. I would write something funnier here, but Azerbaijan is such a terrible place that the only things worth writing about are all the shitty things about them. Also they literally bathe in oil in Baku, which is gross.

I also thing I'm now winning in terms of racism of cuts. Good thing there aren't any Turks here.

[McMenno]

#176:

Andorra

San Marino

"Kim Jong-Un CRUSH stupid American football coach!"

an artistic rendition of the Kim's revenge

[Drench]

omg color change hype

[Haschel Cedricson]

#176:

Andorra

San Marino

"Kim Jong-Un CRUSH stupid American football coach!"

an artistic rendition of the Kim's revenge

Boo to this.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Round 3 update: still waiting on Flameaxe, Aronis, D3f3nd3r, Haschel, and Radja but you still have 8 days

[Haschel Cedricson]

175. Ukraine

"I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine."

Haha, the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, scummers. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

[Flameaxe]

174. Uruguay

"Uruguay is a really great country. Great beaches, great food, great rainforests probably. But my ex-girlfriend Flo was born there and she's totally a bitch, like she broke up with me and broke my heart over a year ago and because I wished her a happy birthday last week she had the NERVE to get mad at me for trying to talk to her as if I'm the one that ruined her or something and I'm not allowed to talk to her because of it. Anyways Uruguay is a shitty country let's move on."

jk will's ex is a bitch
0/10

[Drench]

175. Ukraine

"I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine."

Haha, the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, scummers. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

someone??? idol this????? immediately????????

[BROseidon]

Was Uruguay in EUROVISION???

[D3f3nd3r]

175. Ukraine

"I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine."

Haha, the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, scummers. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

someone??? idol this????? immediately????????

No...I need revenge against that star!

[Drench]

PLEASE I'M DESPERATE

[BROseidon]

It's too early to be using idols. Like, I honestly kind of hate that Uruguay's out that early (I manage the Uruguayan National Team in my FM game) but idoling it again when it's just gonna go out in another round is kind of pointless.

[Drench]

dam u got me there
let the ute rain die

[Radja]

173. Palau

There is nothing to see here. Just green stuff. Bye!

[Flameaxe]

That cut was ulong overdue

[D3f3nd3r]

Real life. Cut tomorrow.