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Aside from being a pun to serve in a Chelsea Handler book, Uganda falsely represents the efforts of someone we should never forget. You remember Jason Russell? He's a notorious filmmaker who created a charity to deride and shame the efforts of a powerful Ugandan man. Jason is a California bro who is probably best remembered for being naked in youtube and vandalizing cars. He's not going to be remembered for his name or his charity or philanthropic efforts to help Ugandans. Mr. Jason Russell is going to be remembered for making Joseph Kony be a household name during a sharp increase of google searches for KONY 2012 in the year 2012. The film was Invisible Children. Now that we're in 2017, can you even say that you remember KONY 2012 or how intense of a phenomenon it became? Does anyone even remember who Kony is? Perhaps the financial reports about Jason Russell's efforts destroyed KONY 2012, because in reality, where did all that money go? Mr. Joseph Kony had already escaped Uganda and was still evading police by the time that the viral video reached its nadir. So what was it all for?

...and in the end, Joseph Kony still roams free despite all your friends donating a few pocketfuls of change to buy a commemorative KONY 2012 silicon wristband.

RABBLE

Aronis, CC, and BBM still to post for round 5.

guys I get that we're supposed to parody the actual survivor rankdown but isn't this a step too far

I assume they're just getting our average time between cuts back to where it's supposed to be

Sorry I've been really busy I promise I'll get to this tonight you're all wonderful

McMenno i was waiting for the thread to go 9 days without a reply and you RUINED IT

SOILED IT

i almost said that instead

We did go nine days without a cut though!

oh it would've been 4 hours LOL

fucking gottem though

it's not even a fan favorite country

Did it vote out its mom?

it had a civil war and i feel like that counts

You know when you have one of those variety bags of different kinds of candy and you pick out the shit you like and not the shit you dont and then you end up with a bunch of this malt crap at the bottom of the bag?

One-fitty-tree for sure

Aronis cmon

this the part where we all quit? wait that's still a few cuts up

Yeah we got time still

Guys, please give Aronis some slack. He has a busy life, and we don't want these cuts to be rushed and improperly researched.

China is just really fragile. You drop and it shatter into a million pieces. And so then everybody has to go buy more and it's not cheap. I found this set that's on SALE and guess what? It still costs $1300 dollars. But you know, our presidents must have the best dishes ever, so they have to buy it no matter the cost and since we keep electing all these clumsy people who inevitably end up dropping and breaking lots of china, we've ended up in lots of debt. I googled it and the U.S. debt to China is $1.115 trillion, as of October 2016. That's just flat out ridiculous, we're in a trillion dollars worth of debt because of some fancy dishes? So china just needs to go, we need to get rid of it in this game and get it out of the white house and everywhere else and just stop buying this expensive fragile junk.

GINA

new round!! new cuts!! another 90 day fiance

So in video games and stuff like that grenadas are awesome. But in reality, not so much. Let's take a look at the recent developments involving grenadas recently:
One of them caused an airport delay
Another one killed somebody
and the rest of them are being used by ISIS

Yeah, so grenada just causes a lot of problems and needs to go.

bah-rain sure is bo-ring. and that's all there is to say about it.