MishMash's Adventures in Ironman Runescape

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Post Post #0  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 06, 2019 8:18 am

Welcome to the Mish Mash Ironman Runescape!

Occasionally, someone on the Mish Mash discord server has an idea. Usually, those ideas are terrible.

This idea was no exception.

This thread is to keep updates on our quest to play Runescape together, but in a mode that prevents any kind of meaningful collaboration. Anyone is welcome to join!

Player: Ingame Name
CaptainMeme: MSCaptMeme
McMenno: The Addyman
Chevre: Chevre921
Fluminator: Floominator
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Post Post #1  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 06, 2019 8:24 am

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This is Generic McGenericson. Everything about him is completely generic, aside from his orange boots, which he purchased to make himself stand out from the crowd and which he is rather proud of.
Unfortunately, he has had to go by the alias MSCaptMeme due to issues with name length and (amusingly) uniqueness.

Up until now, he has never done anything out of the ordinary - but this unlikely hero is about to begin a journey that will change Gielinor forever...
...Maybe. Depends on how much he's willing to grind.

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Post Post #2  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:17 am

Spoiler: Tutorial Island
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Tutorial Island awaits!

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and already Genericson is outperforming real life Meme

anyway, it's time to learn some useful skills!

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Woodcutting, the very definition of adventuring. The instructor wants one log, but Genericson isn't here to mess about - he's been chosen as an adventurer, so he's going to adventure to the full!

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a path of destruction begins to emerge as Genericson really starts getting into it

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it appears that the game does not approve of Genericson's excessive deforestation. Screw the game, this is Genericson's adventure and he gets to decide when he's done

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...well, I guess there's a limit on everything. Time to move on to the next task!

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um
if you say so

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the game is now criticising Genericson for carrying out the stated task. I have some complaints about this tutorial.
anyway, time to learn cooking!

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Hrm. Not exactly unexpected given the amount of fire there is here.

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Fire's died down a bit and mission successful! Genericson has been sent to learn more elsewhere.
...but he has a great many leftover logs and no clue what to do with them.

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it's scorched earth time! Genericson will be the last person to benefit from this beautiful island!

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while the island goes up in flames, Genericson hides in a convenient cavern - which also happens to contain the Smithing and Combat instructors! Quite the happy coincidence.

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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA SMITHING INSTRUCTOR YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED ON THIS WORLD

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Uhm. These skeletons are evidence that the combat instructor is maybe not as good as he's hyped up to be.
No worries, with the power of the bronze dagger Genericson will prevail!

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Victory is ours! Time to move on to the next quest.

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wait what

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this is too real can we skip this part

hang on... this room doubles as a bank, surely they have some money somewhere?

ahaha I see it

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sounds like a challenge
and one that I have the perfect answer to

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SCORCHED EARTH GO

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dammit
you win this one runescape

anyway, one quick meeting with the prayer and magic instructors later and it's time to leave this island behind!

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Post Post #3  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:49 am

Spoiler: Blood Pact
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Time to go talk to whoever this is!

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Um... Genericson is slightly concerned about this person's willingness to rope in the first person to walk past her to deal with cultists, but they'll be no match for the power of the bronze dagger. Letsa go!

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this person is supposedly a combat master
why is she following me and not the other way around

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well, thanks a bunch, you've been very helpful
but no matter, Genericson is prepared and unafraid

dagger powers activate!

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well that was easy

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no you can go, I'm aware that it was a bit unfair to come at you with the dagger right off the bat

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go away you don't get a say in this

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ahhh... this next one is employing the strategy of not being right next to me
this is particularly effective because it removes my ability to use the dagger =/
we will have to resort to inferior weaponry

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second cultist dealth with, on to the thi...

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STOP FOLLOWING ME

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AND STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO

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okay apparently she will not let me go down the staircase without doing that
but I have a cunning plan
first we will equip the staff and click on the stairs
and then we will re-equip the dagger once that is done!

SUCCESS! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY EXPLOITS OLD WOMAN

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and you are no match for my dagger, old man!

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I tried to let this guy go free but he killed himself
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no thanks to you
and wait a second, are you saying that as a reward for me doing this quest for you you'll give me the items I already have?

this was a waste of time, none of them compare to the bronze dagger anyway

time to head off to Varrock!

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Post Post #4  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:06 am

why didn't you kill them? lame
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Post Post #5  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:14 am

not everything has to end in violence
now they have seen the power of the bronze dagger they will realise they are nothing in comparison and will go back to living normal lives instead of trying to summon Zamorak or whatever these guys were trying to do

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Post Post #6  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:40 am

no they were just opening the crypt of some lamecromancer who is ez af to defeat
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Post Post #7  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:31 pm

Spoiler: Demon Slayer
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Varrock! City of the Grand Exchange, something I'm not allowed to use because ironman :(
anyway, time to do some adventuring!

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....oooookay then. I guess I'll go do the quest the game wants me to =/

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this is the man I'm supposed to go to
he looks like a man with good taste

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nevermind
clearly he doesn't appreciate the power of the bronze dagger

but sigh if you insist

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honestly a sword that shiny is just for showing off
the real hard hitters don't have to look like that

apparently I have to go through three trials to obtain it

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bronze dagger time

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bring it on scrubs I could do this all day

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hm
one of the few problems that cannot be solved with a bronze dagger

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alright that's dealt with
trial 3 was trivia and it was over before I got any screenshots

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Silverlight is mine! Time to go to the dungeon where this demon apparently is.

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this feels wrong

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much better
these cultists are probably prepared for someone carrying a huge shiny sword, with a bronze dagger I can stealth and catch them unawares

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it worked and the cultists are dead but apparently this dagger has gained the ability to cook dead people (!?)
their corpses all morphed into cooked meat

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but what the hell, I'm not a fussy eater

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alright, back to Silverlight because the game won't let me use the dagger
I suppose it has to make some fights difficult

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#rekt

off to Burthorpe I go!

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Hopefully the other players will catch up to me here and the next update will have some guest appearances

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Post Post #8  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:34 pm

Spoiler: Shadow Over Ashdale
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I'm happy to announce that we're finally playing multiplayer!
Menno is in the cool armour, I'm in the weird purple suit, and the person on the right was some random player photobombing us
Menno's armour is apparently purely cosmetic so I have better equipment #getrekt

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...buuuuuuttttt it also looked cool so now Genericson is a mennoknight also

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also Genericson is very disappointed by his lack of a premium beard but his mum won't give him her credit card

anyway
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on to the quest!

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you may notice a lack of McMenno
it was at this point we realised this quest was instanced and so there was no multiplayer possible
so now we will resume our normal scheduled lonely programming

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apparently this godsforsaken isle has been invaded by horrifying creatures!
well, you called the right incredibly generic adventurer for the job! This is nothing the good ol' bronze dagger can't handle.

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The dastardly creature emerges!

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...and is very quickly dispatched. But clearly there will be more of them.

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excuse me sir if you could kindly move out of the way, I have an infestation to deal with

(this was supposed to be a rat killing montage but I only got one picture so I've used some clever techniques to make it look like more than one)
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phew. the infestation is finally dealt with and we can return to the surface!

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excuse me sir could you please stop blocking the ladder

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The surface! but that spiral staircase looks intriguing. Genericson is not one to leave an area unexplored!

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Oh gods, it lead to a puzzle.

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on we go!

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sirs, please, we have gone over this. You're making a scene.

we will now call a short intermission to find out how our multiplayer partner is doing

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get rekt

intermission ends

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goddammit not another one of these

sir please move out of the w

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bloody hell

um, let's just pretend that never happened

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as I was saying, Genericson successfully activated the spike traps and continued on his way

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alright, there are the citizens being held hostage by the rats
Genericson needs to be prepared for one hell of a fight here

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Bronze dagger - Check
Food (quintessential Bread & Fish to take advantage of the infamous Galilee duplication bug) - Check
Cow remains & iron ore - not sure why these are necessary, but Check
Gemstones looted from the village while the villagers were still down here - Check (hey, it's basically an advance payment for saving them)
Backup sword in case the dagger doesn't work - completely unnecessary, but Check[1]
all good to go!

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these rats are getting quite large now
has science gone too far

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Huzzah! Bronze dagger wins the day again!
I think there was supposed to be a cutscene here but I skipped it by trying to screenshot, so instead I will post this screenshot that I apparently took somewhere and don't remember the context of
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anyhow, the citizens of the realm are free!

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time to get out of here before they notice the missing Gems

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\o/

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and with that, Runescape's Tutorial phase is over! The game is no longer directing Genericson's path - from here he will venture out on his own...

oh wait, this was supposed to be multiplayer
Here is Menno's side of the story!

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thank you Menno!

Anyway, the game is no longer directing Genericson's path - from here he will venture out on his own...
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where will it take him? Find out in the next episode!
(it will probably be somewhere quite noob friendly)



[1]Observant readers will notice one extra item in the inventory. That is apparently a troll and I have no idea what it does, but once it was realised that the quest was singleplayer, Genericson decided to keep it with him to remind him of Menno.

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Post Post #9  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:25 pm

Spoiler: Ernest The Chicken (True Co-op!)
not sure what to do with the giant tutorial arrow no longer present, Genericson decided to wander around and talk to the local populace

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these merchants seem to have gone to the Skyrim school of dialogue variance

thankfully there was one person he could talk about his feelings too

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anyway, enough about that. Menno came in and suggested the Ernest the Chicken quest as an appropriate test of Genericson's abilities

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most importantly, it's not instanced! We co-oping!

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we will ignore your lack of eyeballs for the sake of this quest, strange woman

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spooky houses are no problem for those with bronze daggers!
no monster can stop the great Genericson!

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let's... not talk about that. In any case the oil needed for the quest was successfully obtained.

oh look here's some success!

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the key lead to an evil skeleton, guarding the piping needed for the quest...

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who was no match for the bronze dagger!

the next step was to poison some piranhas in the fountain so a valve could be retrieved from it

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hmmmm

anyway, long story short, Genericson then had all the items and easily won the quest with no mistakes whatsoever

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A victory is Genericson's! The next quest awaits...

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Post Post #10  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:27 pm

you forgot the pipe thingy
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Post Post #11  (ISO)  » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:23 pm

This isn't Runescape.
A conjurer of cheap trick
Only playing mafia in hydras right now, PM me if you want to pair up

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Post Post #12  (ISO)  » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:05 pm

ImageImageMS POWERLESS AGAINST A PVP CLANImageImage

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Post Post #13  (ISO)  » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:19 pm

I downloaded this game and my computer died. Rip

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Post Post #14  (ISO)  » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:34 pm

In post 11, brassherald wrote:This isn't Runescape.

ur not runescape
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Post Post #15  (ISO)  » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:37 pm

In post 14, McMenno wrote:
In post 11, brassherald wrote:This isn't Runescape.

ur not runescape

I agree with this sentiment.
A conjurer of cheap trick
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