Post #17
(ISO)
» Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:23 am
UTH decks are so retardedly OP and skill-irrelevant
Early game:
1) If opponent has considerable board control, use your spells, secret (not snakes), or play a taunt card
2) If he does not, use your phasing cards (tracker, novice)
3) If you have remaining mana, use hero spell
Do not play any of your beast cards unless you absolutely have to
Setting up for UTH (Do this while you have UTH in your hand or if you're about to die)
1) Play snakes and a taunt card. If your buzzard would be safe on the board (or if you don't have enough mana for it on your kill round), play it and get 3 free cards. If you're losing too badly, this is a great desparado move to draw your kill combo.
2) Next turn, play every single one of your retardedly OP 1-2 mana champs while buffing your attack with timber wolfs and shit
3) hit the champion.
Literally the only mechanics involved in the execution of this deck is a smidgeon of game knowledge and being able to click at 0.5APM on your kill combo round. The rest is luck. And you draw your combo without dying around 70% of the time.
We are lazy people on an adventure, flirting with life but too shy to go all the way.