Paul, the treecko, was killed in speakeasy. But he still lives in our heart. To honor him, I'm going to continue where he left off and start a new game.
I'm going to use an emulator just because it's easier to snap the screens.
Spoiler: Legal stuff
Please don't submit silly requests (e.g. grind your starter to lv 100 before the first gym). If it's too silly I'm going to ignore it.
I will try to update every 24 hours.
Now let's choose the trainer's name and gender, guys.
"I used to think you had this elegant-trolly, minimalist playstyle. Then I realized the playstyle is ~Lazy~
The true enlightenment was realizing that they are the same thing."
~fferyllt
"who the fuck fakeclaims Tracker like that
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT"
~Alisae
"I used to think you had this elegant-trolly, minimalist playstyle. Then I realized the playstyle is ~Lazy~
The true enlightenment was realizing that they are the same thing."
~fferyllt
"who the fuck fakeclaims Tracker like that
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT"
~Alisae
"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown
"I used to think you had this elegant-trolly, minimalist playstyle. Then I realized the playstyle is ~Lazy~
The true enlightenment was realizing that they are the same thing."
~fferyllt
"who the fuck fakeclaims Tracker like that
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT"
~Alisae
No I don't need a freaking tutorial. Didn't need it in my first playthrough, certainly don't need it now.
So everyone tried to make me pick a starter instead of naming the trainer. Ok, default name it is.
Yes I know. Hilarious, right?
This is going to be our rival, guys.
Oh boy.
Spoiler: This is the stuff you need to deal with in this hood.
So I'm just minding my own business and watcing my dank TV and stuff and all of the sudden
RANDOM TRESPASSING
AND HE LEFT HIS VILE FINGERPRINTS ON MY FUCKING LAPTOP
DEATH DEATH DEATH
AND A BLACKMAIL???
HALP POLICE ANYONE
Totally not a random advertising.
Spoiler: Repaying favor
Fight trespassing with trespassing, is what my mother taught me.
WOAHKSLDFJLDSKGJLSDFJLSKDFS
This, is the stuff our dear friend EpicMafia watches every day, guys.
Nothing interesting here. Bleh. Heading out.
Spoiler: Tall grasses, old man, and a dating sim
fite me
You are not aware of the first rule of RPG random battling.
Faster you move, more shit you end up dealing with.
How to obtain your first pokemon: ignore what adults tells you and attempt to run straight through tall grasses full of beavers and pigeons.
I think I was pretty clear with what I said.
Ok, I'll voice my opinion more clearly this time.
Yeah it's rigged.
Plot advancing lies.
Dating sim music plays when she appears. This is going to be interesting.
She freaks out after hearing that the dude's going to give two brats free pokemons.
I bet she's the one who caught them.
"I used to think you had this elegant-trolly, minimalist playstyle. Then I realized the playstyle is ~Lazy~
The true enlightenment was realizing that they are the same thing."
~fferyllt
"who the fuck fakeclaims Tracker like that
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT"
~Alisae
"I used to think you had this elegant-trolly, minimalist playstyle. Then I realized the playstyle is ~Lazy~
The true enlightenment was realizing that they are the same thing."
~fferyllt
"who the fuck fakeclaims Tracker like that
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT"
~Alisae
"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown
I gotta go with Turtwig... those Fire/Fighting starters are overused. Grass/Ground, now there's something unique. (And completely screwed against Ice. But whatever.)