Chapter 4 - The Song of the Captain
Hi welcome to another epsiode of Ali cheats at a video game
first of all, I hate slot machines
second of all, I hate lootboxes
third of all, get your fucking lootboxes out of people's games EA
forthly, we need coins
6500 of them
so we cheated to get them and we got this
meet Johnny
he's a pretty good electritc type for now, we'll probably need to replace him later, but we'll deal with that when that time comes.
but we can cheat some more
this game has an achievement system
basically you get points for playing the game
like for example
walking around town
we can use the points we get from achievements to then get stuff like
- rare candies (we'll be getting an infnite amount of those so I don't have to spend a day to train up a new mon if I try to add in a new addition and its really low leveled
- Golden Items, these items make it so you don't have to teach your pokemon hm moves like cut to progress the game. Yes please.
- the NEW Xp Share, and because level caps are actually a really amazing mechanic, its not unhealthy!
and some other gooddies that I don't really care about, vitamins and cards for EV Training rooms (we'll get these tho just because we can)
anyways time to play the game and catch ourselves a train
Oh hey I thought we wouldn't be seeing you so soon I forgot you appeared here wattup
Telsa is really chill I like her
Shes actually really caring its cool
thx mom
that would be great if we could use items mid battle.
bye mom, see ya in 5-6 hours into the game
TRAIN TIME!
why wouldn't I spend time with the best character
COOL CUTSCENE TIME!
When you buy a Pokemon game
You'd think you get like, this type of scene where you're just hanging out with the pokemon and giving them a potion or something
instead you get complete fucking garbage because gamefreak FUCKING SUCKS
Fucking moron you're supposed to catch a good mon not a stupid magikarp
catch a fucking gyarados next time
fuckin stupid idiot
oh no
its the SJWs
run
yeah we can't we get more of this in pokemon games I love this
OH MY GOD THAT CHILD IS STUCK ONTOP OF A TREE SOMEBODY HELP IT
ANYONE
good job we did it
so like
I feel like this is what people are gonna expect when they think Wild Area
and this is what people want
but this is not what we're getting
we're never getting this
woot
oh no
the mimikyu is seperated from its friend
what ever will we do?
Drifblim: O Juliet
Mimikyu: O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Me: JUST CROSS THE DAM RIVER YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT
THAT'S GOLF
uh ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
what
your pokemon were performing Romeo and Juliet
it was bad since they coulda crossed the river but
hey it was a good show
Isn't what your pokemon are supposed to do??????????????
IT WAS A GOOD SHOW
ah boy money not like we can cheat as much money as we want into the game
but we won't unless I need to cheat in coins again cause just playing the game normally will give me all of the money I need.
LETS CATCH OUR NEXT MON
INSIDE
THE
CAVE
ye that uh
that uh
tends to be a thing
for uh
early game pokemon
you'll get used to it
aaaaaaaaaaay lets go best girl melia u'll 2v2 people with me
best character
ALRIGHT CAPTAIN
LETS
FUCKING
GO
yay Grovyle!
and we killed everyone lulw
also wtf
your dad must be some kind of moron to make you come here just for this
WHAT A GOOD GIRL
Melia is amazing
idunno, I think its fish-
ur dad is a genius
amazing
I should have never doubted his intelect.
Melia's attitude is great
its a shiny
cool
I ran btw
that shiny sucks
now if it were a shiny rockruff, now we would be talkin
ye actually im runnin around like an idiot for a shiny rockruff for a few mins 1 sec
4 rockruff later
Yo
THAT SHINY LOOKS DOPE
not interested in Golem tho
/me runs
15 rockruffs later
I found this one earlier its not bad
I'll keep it ig
TO THE MAIN GAME
yep
that looks fun
ngl
ya I actually forgot the region is still pretty young compared to during the timespan the side episode takes.
ngl I honestly feel like this carpet is made out of steel
it honestly looks that way but its probably just the color
otherwise I completely agree
what is my character facing
wat
ye its a statue
which basically means its important
that probably has to do with it
I honestly can't think of what this actually is tho but maybe I'll remember something this time around.
SEE
MELIA IS THE BEST CHARACTER
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE BEST CHARACTER IS GOING AWAY
WHAT WILL WE EVER DO????????
oh cool make sure to use Furret
Get a Furret
You'll be fine
Kay!
I have to talk to her to battle her but
this is an image
its beautiful
alright girl
LETS
FUCKING
GO
FIRST INTENSE MODE BATTLE I THINK
WE GONNA KILL IT
hah melia looks like such a kid what a nerd
"I am the Walk of my Captain
Walking is my Body and Walking is my Blood.
I have walked over a Thousand Walks,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to Walk many Walks
Yet those Feet will never stop Walking.
So, as I Pray--
Unlimited Walk Works"
?????????????????????????????????????????????
You think my meme is a joke??????
I'll show you
take that
fuckin animal
And your next mon died
no one even knew what it was
just that
ITS DEAD
FOOL
Do yourself a favor
get yourself a Furret
Make sure to take it on lots of walks
then you too, will be able to use the power of the Unlimited Walk Works
OKAY MELIA
SEE
THATS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG
BECAUSE THAT
IS LOSER TALK
What, its the 4th of july, thats what happens on the 4th of july
things go boom
they're called fireworks
idiot
Oh look an Absol its so pretty whats that doing here?
Yes its the 4th of July, thats what happens on the 4th of July
Oh thats just the pound, you have to go pick your dog up at the pound
I swear these are basic things people should know!
MELIA YOU DON'T NEED TO ESCORT THE POOR WOMAN TO THE POUND, SHE CAN GO THERE HERSELF
ITS THE GOONS FROM THE POUND
FINALLY YOU UNDERSTAND
THEY'RE GOONS FROM THE POUND
ALL THE LADY HAS TO DO IS GO TO THE POUND TO PICK IT UP
FUCK
HEY
THATS MELIA
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE MELIA AWAY LIKE THAT
THE POUND IS SO SCUMMY LETS TAKE EM OUT CAPTAIN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
THE POUND USES CATS TO CAPTURE DOGS
WHAT NO WAY
yep
its a shadow pokemon you know what that means
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY I GOT A
fucking meowth...
disgusting
anyhow yay we caught it woohoo
maybe because a dad actually cares about her daughter so he handed that to her to give her some form of protection???????
Why else?
Yes...
...
Sure just come find me
So you decided to turn it into a shadow pokemon, a pokemon thats not really a pokemon but moreso a monster that has no feelings?
wow
yeah no wonder you're a grunt
These admins are actually so forgettable its crazy
I know who this dude is but not his name and idc he's not that impressive
hey
you sound like the incompetent one here
im just sayin
thats a goon facepalming btw
just WHAT are you doing YOUNG WOMAN
OH NO
SHE CAPTURED ONE OF THE FINNEON AND TURNED IT INTO A SHADOW POKEMON
YOU MONSTER
I got it
you made the Captain ANGRY
TURN ONE OF THOSE FINNEON INTO A SHADOW POKEMON AGAIN
CAPTAIN WILL WALK ON YOUR BODY AND U WILL DIE
so you dec-
nope
not
gonna
ask
What a Goon dude
this dude had a shadow Cacnea
we caught it
You're not killing anyone you stupid goofs
WE'RE AGAINST THE GOONS
Captain solo'd the goons
cuz u saw this Furret
and you thought
dam
You were never touchin that thing
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
ITS JIMMY DANGLESON
JIMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YEAH YOU GO JIMMY DANGLESON
YOU JUST STARE AT THEM LIKE THAT
and now they're gone
Now for the big fish
yeah there's a reason why I don't give a fuck about this guy
anyhow look his name is Zetta
look, we all know who gave it to me
and he was a father tryna look out for his kid
he knew it was a setup so he gave her something to defend herself with
what about that do you not get?????????
ITS THE BIG FISH
AND I HAVE THE CAPTAIN
but he wants to battle me first before I take on the big fish
dam, cuz of the alt button I missed it again
oh well he looks like a cuck anyways
ATTENTION ALL UNITS
THE MINOR HAS SELF DESTRUCTED AND JOHNNY IS DOWN
I REPEAT
JOHNNY IS DOWN
time to catch the grimer
its an Alolan-Grimer too, so I think it I could get some use out of it!
I've never used one of them before I heard they're cool
Ah, yes, your final pokemon
who is about to go down to the good ol
1-2
ok cool can I fight the BIG FISH NOW
Shadow Pokemon have no counterplay except Shadow Pokemon themselves.
That is the counter play to Shadow Pokemon
And there is its just that
YOU
ARE
INCOMPETENT
BECAUSE THATS LOSER TALK
Also Melia sounds like a bunch of 14 year olds who don't know how to argue about mechanics of a game.
ITS TIME
FOR THE BIG FISH
but basically thats a dimensional rift and basically that means a pokemon is corrupted and well
we'll just see
ITS IS TIME
FOR CAPTAIN
TO SING THE SONG
OF THE FISHBORN
BRING IT ON
The way we slay the beast
is to slay its belly
THIS IS NEW
Here we are
ready to take on
the fishborn
MELIA
I WAS JUST ABOUT THE SLAY THE BIG FISH
WAT
NO THIS IS MY FISH
I CAN HANDLE THIS BY MYSELF
LETS GO
JOHNNY PARALYZE IT
GOOD JOB
NOW CAPTAIN
IT IS TIME
TO BECOME
THE FISHBORN
The Big Fish is dead
Thank you for being there to take witness of Captain taking on the Big Fish
Yep what up did you use ur super special secret awesome move?
anyways
back to the city we go.
We have defeated the big fish.
We have accomplished a lot today.