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Alright I'm patching this right now you know what
I'm not doing anything and I was going to wait for my bestie to come back so I could play league with him, but what I should do is play this.
So Ima play some of this.| here.GTKAS- Alisae
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Chapter 0 - Prologue
Watch as my comentary ruins this experience
Yes, Love it, Thank you!
Fun btw
oh no how tragic
did you know
that many people
not only do they stand up
but also they sit
see
this is new information to me
i thought people were always just on their backs
this concept of standing up and sitting down is very new to me
thank you game
bruh
people
became
words
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
WHO AM I ?!?!?!?!?
now thats a sale's pitch
HEY LADY
do NOT buy ANYTHING
oh wait there's more to it
oh yeah
i'll make sure not to buy any of those
oh ok understandable
have a nice day
this translation doesn't make sense
idc
im stoned and its funny
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Chapter 1 - After 1000 Years...
Hopefully, it would have been worth the wait.
alright time to play the video game, that prologue was somethin
Thank you game.
we did it
we recused all life
all of it.
yep yep, love it game thank you
sounds great thanks Luigi
oh no a mushroom condition
that sounds terrible
dw Princess we're on the way
we gotta save the Princess
she has a Mushroom Condition
and then we get handed the map
welcome to book of mario thousands of doors
so far i am lovin it
Welcome to Book of Mario Thousands of Doors
Go NOW
Welcome to Pain
thanks you
its a Rogue Portal
the Combine Invasion is here
this is actually a Half Life Alyx lets play
we have 7 hours to lose to the Combine.
ofc I wanna leave, the game told me to Go NOW
We gotta save the Princess from her Mushroom Condition, be prepared for evil, and stop to the combine
We got places to be and things to do
road btw
oh my god
yes
finally
we get to play the game
thank you game
what a good girlfriend
what the fuck
waaaaaaaat
the
fuuck
oh boy
its time to kill the combine
I like how Mario's reaction is to just be shocked in response to that.
ah yes a battle here we go
im way too stoned for this
no wonder the combine took over earth.
so I am bad at the jump timing but I can somehow dodge his attack with a normal guard or super guard i don't know there was blue text ok
i can't wait to increase
Starry Eyes? Love it thanks!
what the fuck
oh no don't tell me
it can't be
oh no
yep
love it
thank you paper mario
and now I have to wait 39mins to upload more images to imgur
FUCK YOU
yeah no here you go this is the end of chapter 1
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Chapter 2 - Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Hamburger
Alright now hopefully we can continue to upload images and imgur won't be a dick this time around.
Also I'll try to do this at least once a day.
Last time on Paper Mario and The Google Translated Door
Yeah Johnson, where the fuck are they
Why sign up for COVID-19
when you could sign up for Syphilis
This time on Paper Mario and the Big Door
See, thats because I don't have Syphilis or a Mushroom Condition
Not Goombella
Goombell
Also I cannot wait to go to Goo University
Mario?
never heard of him
sometimes I feel like this game is speaking shakespear
but then I remember its just Google Translate
Thank you Goomble
get it...
Its Goomble
because thats the Goomba version of Google
Goomble...
zzzzz'THIS PLACE FUCKING SUCKS" - Goombell
Legendary Treasures?
In Adventure Games?
In RPGS?
never heard of them
no u see
we're trying to save the Princess
she has a Mushroom Condition
its very urgent
yep, its our mission
KILL EM
KNOCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM
Hamburger?
Tax Card?
Rogueport?
Princess Peach?
buying a boat?
Psycho Mantis?
OH
YOU'RE THAT HAMBURGER
we gotta use the power of the 1000 year Hamburger
Yep
Heart Rate is unnecessary.
You don't need that.
Ok so you leave the Inn and thats how you get HP got it
Ok Princess Peach is Prince Peach now.
And now Peach is male
got it
Bowswer is a cow
huh
no wonder Mario always bests him.
tbh
i'll figure it out
ah yes, the quest for wealth
I cannot wait
ok Goombell
Ok so we'll get wealth and look for treasure inside the peach ok got it
Only if its led by Ernie Sanders
this guy
only if its led by him
wow it is led by Ernie Sanders, except his name is Honestly Prof
yep
sign me up
Anyhow now we can control our character
have I mentioned that I love that the center of Rogueport there's a noose.
I find that really funny
Yes
actually
NO
yep, perfect thing to say when you get mugged
ONLY HALF?
You'll be fine
ERNIE SANDERS
oh god nvm its Joe Biden
it terrifies him
im terrified
Oh god
Joe is literally going crazy
OK???????????????????
AND NOW I'M BEING TOLD THAT IM UPLOADING TOO FAST
FUCK YOU
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Chapter 3 - Paper Mario and the city with thousands of doors
last time on paper bario and the mig door
this year on paper video game
im gonna die if I get through this whole game alive
i don't even
have words
tbh
You are VERY unusual.
Yes, I agree
WHY?!?
he's a historian.
he doesn't know whats going on.
thank you game.
whats
also yes
thank you steam
this conversation has just spiralled into oblivion and i have no idea whats going on now
A Glass Star
That doesn't sound that bad
Wait
does that mean
I can get the Millennium Puzzle in this game?
CAN I BE AN ANCIENT EGYPTION PHARAOH
that sounds dangerous
oh no
how will we ever find it
Thank you Google
I can't
at this point, i am now starting to question why i don't just stream this stuff.
omg
i can play the game.
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Chapter 4 - War in HD
Last time on Paper Mario and the 1001 doors
yeah adventures are boring
nope not rly tbh
wait oh god what did I just agree to
...........
this is the tutorial...
i haven't
even
finished the tutorial yet
oh
it also
lets you train in here
ima try to get 3 superguards in a row off
ima be here for awhile
ok i did it
this time on paper mario and the 1001 doors
oh god
those goombas eat humans
i don't think im high enough to find this funny
Goombella looks like a Bernie Supporter to me tbh
have i mentioned that
i think i have
something very important came up...
I don't think i have the buttons on my steam controller set up properly
nvm i just realized I needed to press the Y buttons
OH BOY
COMMIT
ASSAULT
interesting moves btw
OH MY GOD
YOU CAN WATCH THE WAR IN HD
this is amazing
didn't even notice the name of the goombas
interestin
no they didn't wtf?
Fish
interesting
Feast and fungus btw
no
no but we got some fungus!
want some?
wow
okay!
So it went from
Crystal Star
to Crystal Sun
interesting
no he said crystal sun
Sign
me
up
yes sir
hi im back
hah
jokes on you
he didn't want to be freed
its very interesting
he's going to take the evil!
he deserves it
anyhow after he explains the curse
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Chapter 5 - In this Mario Game, you kill the Princess
Last time on 10001 chapters of big door game
This time on Big door game
here it is
the big door
Its a cutscene
ooooooh castle
OMG THERES A MAGIC SHOW IN THIS GAME?
i can't wait to use the sweet deal
wow!
ITS A MAP
its because we are the chosen one and we have to save the world
TO THE HOUSE
AND NOW WERE IN THE HOUSE
NO
yep
it was the light
OH BOY
I can't wait!
yep
thats exactly what he said
anyhow this teaches us about star power
why am I doing this?
/shrug
any refresher on the game is nice ig
btw his name is prof. reality.
ok
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
un believable
WOW!
yep thats exactly what he said you stupid
stupid
goombell
ok im starting to get slightly lazy mostly because they're not saying the funnies or im just not stoned enough
but i think thats this places actual name
CAN WE GO NOW
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at the book store
amazing question
Persians?
Village Forests?
Prince Peach?
In this Mario Game, instead of saving the Princess
you kill the Princess
because you are done with her shit
Goombell has been lied to for her entire life
oh
yep
that'da do it
ok thats it for today
imgur said no more
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