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Post Post #25 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 6:41 pm

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i haven't even installed the patch yet
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Post Post #26 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 6:42 pm

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let me install that now actually
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Post Post #27 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 6:42 pm

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OH
well then.
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Post Post #28 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 6:44 pm

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part of it has been i've been rly busy and then i decide to play tf2 or league and then by the time its around the time im making this post im tired and wanna sleep
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Post Post #29 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 6:47 pm

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Alright I'm patching this right now you know what
I'm not doing anything and I was going to wait for my bestie to come back so I could play league with him, but what I should do is play this.
So Ima play some of this.
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Post Post #30 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 6:48 pm

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After One Thousand Years, hopefully it would have been worth the wait
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Post Post #31 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 7:58 pm

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its setup!
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Post Post #32 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:34 pm

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Chapter 0 - Prologue


Watch as my comentary ruins this experience

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Yes, Love it, Thank you!

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Fun btw

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oh no how tragic

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did you know
that many people
not only do they stand up
but also they sit
see
this is new information to me
i thought people were always just on their backs
this concept of standing up and sitting down is very new to me
thank you game

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bruh
people
became
words

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
WHO AM I ?!?!?!?!?

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now thats a sale's pitch
HEY LADY
do NOT buy ANYTHING

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oh wait there's more to it
oh yeah
i'll make sure not to buy any of those

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oh ok understandable
have a nice day

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this translation doesn't make sense
idc
im stoned and its funny

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Post Post #33 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:42 pm

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looking good
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Post Post #34 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:46 pm

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"you are uploading way too fast. Please wait 13 minutes."
FUCK YOU IMGUR
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Post Post #35 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:48 pm

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alright I have to wait 11 more minutes to get even mroe high glgl
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Post Post #36 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:53 pm

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site got very wobbbly for a second
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Post Post #37 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:22 pm

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Chapter 1 - After 1000 Years...

Hopefully, it would have been worth the wait.

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alright time to play the video game, that prologue was somethin

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Thank you game.

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we did it
we recused all life
all of it.

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yep yep, love it game thank you

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sounds great thanks Luigi

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oh no a mushroom condition
that sounds terrible
dw Princess we're on the way

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we gotta save the Princess
she has a Mushroom Condition

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and then we get handed the map

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welcome to book of mario thousands of doors
so far i am lovin it

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Welcome to Book of Mario Thousands of Doors
Go NOW
Welcome to Pain

thanks you

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its a Rogue Portal
the Combine Invasion is here
this is actually a Half Life Alyx lets play
we have 7 hours to lose to the Combine.

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ofc I wanna leave, the game told me to Go NOW
We gotta save the Princess from her Mushroom Condition, be prepared for evil, and stop to the combine
We got places to be and things to do

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road btw

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oh my god
yes
finally
we get to play the game

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thank you game

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what a good girlfriend

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what the fuck

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waaaaaaaat
the
fuuck

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oh boy
its time to kill the combine

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I like how Mario's reaction is to just be shocked in response to that.

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ah yes a battle here we go

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im way too stoned for this

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no wonder the combine took over earth.

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so I am bad at the jump timing but I can somehow dodge his attack with a normal guard or super guard i don't know there was blue text ok

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i can't wait to increase

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Starry Eyes? Love it thanks!

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what the fuck

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oh no don't tell me

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it can't be

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oh no

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yep
love it
thank you paper mario

and now I have to wait 39mins to upload more images to imgur
FUCK YOU
yeah no here you go this is the end of chapter 1
hopefully its worth the wait
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Post Post #38 (ISO) » Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:48 pm

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Something tells me "Lord Crump" is gonna be amazing
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Post Post #39 (ISO) » Fri Apr 10, 2020 3:53 am

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I’m

What
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Post Post #40 (ISO) » Fri Apr 10, 2020 11:46 pm

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Chapter 2 - Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Hamburger


Alright now hopefully we can continue to upload images and imgur won't be a dick this time around.
Also I'll try to do this at least once a day.

Last time on Paper Mario and The Google Translated Door
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Yeah Johnson, where the fuck are they

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Why sign up for COVID-19
when you could sign up for Syphilis :cool:

This time on Paper Mario and the Big Door

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See, thats because I don't have Syphilis or a Mushroom Condition :cool:

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Not Goombella
Goombell
Also I cannot wait to go to Goo University

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Mario?
never heard of him

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sometimes I feel like this game is speaking shakespear
but then I remember its just Google Translate
Thank you Goomble

get it...
Its Goomble
because thats the Goomba version of Google
Goomble...

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zzzzz'THIS PLACE FUCKING SUCKS" - Goombell

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Legendary Treasures?
In Adventure Games?
In RPGS?
never heard of them

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no u see
we're trying to save the Princess
she has a Mushroom Condition
its very urgent

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yep, its our mission

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KILL EM
KNOCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM

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Hamburger?

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Tax Card?

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Rogueport?

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Princess Peach?

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buying a boat?

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Psycho Mantis?

OH
YOU'RE THAT HAMBURGER

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we gotta use the power of the 1000 year Hamburger

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Yep
Heart Rate is unnecessary.
You don't need that.

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Ok so you leave the Inn and thats how you get HP got it

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Ok Princess Peach is Prince Peach now.
And now Peach is male
got it

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Bowswer is a cow
huh
no wonder Mario always bests him.

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tbh
i'll figure it out

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ah yes, the quest for wealth
I cannot wait

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ok Goombell

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Ok so we'll get wealth and look for treasure inside the peach ok got it

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Only if its led by Ernie Sanders
this guy
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only if its led by him

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wow it is led by Ernie Sanders, except his name is Honestly Prof
yep
sign me up

Anyhow now we can control our character
have I mentioned that I love that the center of Rogueport there's a noose.
I find that really funny

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Yes
actually

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NO

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yep, perfect thing to say when you get mugged

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ONLY HALF?
You'll be fine

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ERNIE SANDERS

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oh god nvm its Joe Biden

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it terrifies him
im terrified

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Oh god
Joe is literally going crazy

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OK???????????????????

AND NOW I'M BEING TOLD THAT IM UPLOADING TOO FAST
FUCK YOU
LET ME DO MY LET'S PLAYS IMGUR
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Post Post #41 (ISO) » Sat Apr 11, 2020 3:52 am

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Why is this funny I can't stop laughing
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Post Post #42 (ISO) » Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:22 pm

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Chapter 3 - Paper Mario and the city with thousands of doors


last time on paper bario and the mig door
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this year on paper video game
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im gonna die if I get through this whole game alive

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i don't even
have words
tbh

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You are VERY unusual.
Yes, I agree

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WHY?!?

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he's a historian.
he doesn't know whats going on.

thank you game.

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whats
also yes
thank you steam

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this conversation has just spiralled into oblivion and i have no idea whats going on now

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A Glass Star
That doesn't sound that bad

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Wait
does that mean
I can get the Millennium Puzzle in this game?
CAN I BE AN ANCIENT EGYPTION PHARAOH

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that sounds dangerous

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oh no
how will we ever find it

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Thank you Google

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I can't

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at this point, i am now starting to question why i don't just stream this stuff.

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omg
i can play the game.

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AND NOW IMGUR IS COCKBLOCKING ME
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Post Post #43 (ISO) » Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:27 pm

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hype
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Post Post #44 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:18 pm

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Chapter 4 - War in HD


Last time on Paper Mario and the 1001 doors

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yeah adventures are boring

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nope not rly tbh

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wait oh god what did I just agree to

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...........

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this is the tutorial...
i haven't
even
finished the tutorial yet

oh
it also
lets you train in here
ima try to get 3 superguards in a row off
ima be here for awhile
ok i did it

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this time on paper mario and the 1001 doors
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oh god
those goombas eat humans

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i don't think im high enough to find this funny

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Goombella looks like a Bernie Supporter to me tbh
have i mentioned that
i think i have

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something very important came up...
I don't think i have the buttons on my steam controller set up properly
nvm i just realized I needed to press the Y buttons
OH BOY

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COMMIT
ASSAULT

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interesting moves btw

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OH MY GOD
YOU CAN WATCH THE WAR IN HD
this is amazing

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didn't even notice the name of the goombas
interestin

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no they didn't wtf?

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Fish

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interesting

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Feast and fungus btw

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no

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no but we got some fungus!
want some?

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wow

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okay!

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So it went from
Crystal Star
to Crystal Sun

interesting

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no he said crystal sun

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Sign
me
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yes sir

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hi im back

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hah
jokes on you
he didn't want to be freed

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its very interesting
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he's going to take the evil!

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he deserves it

anyhow after he explains the curse
Does Goombell thinks that was Human beef!
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Post Post #45 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:20 pm

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btw there's also book of mario, which is the paper mario version that has also gone through google translate several times, so you're welcome to look into that if u want to
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Post Post #46 (ISO) » Tue Apr 14, 2020 3:25 am

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Looks like I stumbled upon this thread at the perfect time.
Hype!
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Post Post #47 (ISO) » Tue Apr 14, 2020 9:17 pm

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Chapter 5 - In this Mario Game, you kill the Princess


Last time on 10001 chapters of big door game
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This time on Big door game

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here it is
the big door

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Its a cutscene

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ooooooh castle

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OMG THERES A MAGIC SHOW IN THIS GAME?

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i can't wait to use the sweet deal

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wow!

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ITS A MAP

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its because we are the chosen one and we have to save the world

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TO THE HOUSE

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AND NOW WERE IN THE HOUSE

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NO

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yep
it was the light

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OH BOY
I can't wait!

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yep
thats exactly what he said

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anyhow this teaches us about star power
why am I doing this?
/shrug
any refresher on the game is nice ig

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btw his name is prof. reality.
ok

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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un believable

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WOW!

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yep thats exactly what he said you stupid
stupid
goombell

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ok im starting to get slightly lazy mostly because they're not saying the funnies or im just not stoned enough
but i think thats this places actual name

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CAN WE GO NOW

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at the book store

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amazing question

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Persians?

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Village Forests?

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Prince Peach?

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In this Mario Game, instead of saving the Princess
you kill the Princess
because you are done with her shit :cool:

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Goombell has been lied to for her entire life

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oh
yep
that'da do it

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ok thats it for today
imgur said no more
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Post Post #48 (ISO) » Tue Apr 14, 2020 9:17 pm

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this is so painfully slow i hate this
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Post Post #49 (ISO) » Wed May 06, 2020 8:49 pm

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Hi I never forgot about this!
I mostly just didn't want to because dealing with imgur cockblocking me is just not fun
I might consider livestreaming this though at some point!
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