Mini 1916: Buttersnap Shitfuckery Scum PT

[Belisarius]

Welcome, Aristophanes, Chimchar, Rautherdir, and Vegito. You can use this thread to plume up your will in double knavery

Night actions will be accepted via PM, but it is preferred that actions be made in this thread in

bold

When the game ends, you will have 48 hours to object or request redactions before the Scum PT is posted.

[Vegito]

Can we post our role PMs?

[Vegito]

Do we have fakeclaims?

[Vegito]

Will you post my partner's role PMs?

[Chimchar]

Hi guys!

I literally give people aids in this game. I can't wait

[Chimchar]

Do we have fakeclaims?

This

[Belisarius]

No fakeclaims, but I see no reason why you shouldn't be allowed to quote your Role PMs in the Scum PT -- it's only forbidden in the game thread.

[Chimchar]

Chimchar: Mafia Poisoner

Welcome, Arsehole!

You are Bleys Ahrens,

Mafia Poisoner

and the "villain" from

The Childe Cycle

. Each night, you may poison a player, causing them to passively die the next night unless they are saved by another PR. You may use this ability and perform the factional kill on the same night.

Your partners are Aristophanes the Mafia Rolecop, Rautherdir the Mafia Redshirt, and Vegito the Mafia Janitor. You may communicate with your partners by day and night here

You win when all members of the town have been eliminated or nothing can prevent this from occurring.

The game thread is here. Please confirm with your role and alignment

EDIT: P.S. The poisoned player receives a PM at deadline that says they have AIDS.

[Belisarius]

[Chimchar]

Spoiler:

6. Every vote count, a randomised extra vote will be placed by Jesus Christ. For this reason, a vote count will occur at least once per 24 hours even if no votes have changed. I'll still be trying for a pagetop even if the last VC was only 5 posts ago
7. Christ cannot hammer. He does not like nails.
8. If Christ's vote would have been a hammer, it is applied to the the player with the least votes. In the event of a tie for least, the choice will be randomised
9. Christ cannot vote for a no lynch

Just noticed this in the rules. Could be worth keeping in mind.

[Vegito]

Vegito: Mafia Janitor

Welcome, Arsehole!

You are Headley Lamarr,

Mafia Janitor

and the villain from

Blazing Saddles

. Each night, you may visit a player and nick their ID. That player will not flip when killed at any point later in the game than that. You may scrub the factional nightkill or poison target as well as your partners or anyone you think may be lynched. All scrubbed players will flip with you if you die.

Your partners are Aristophanes the Mafia Rolecop, Chimchar the Mafia Poisoner, and Rautherdir the Mafia Redshirt. You may communicate with your partners by day and night here

You win when all members of the town have been eliminated or nothing can prevent this from occurring, as long as you get lynched first

The game thread is here. Please confirm with your role and alignment

always good to confirm no usurper bullshit in bastard games

[Vegito]

reading rules now

[Vegito]

Night actions will be accepted via PM, but it is preferred that actions be made in this thread in bold

everyone be sure to PM actions just to make belisarius's life more difficult

[Vegito]

we're both villains so i assume that our safeclaims are heroes from our subject matter

@Belisarius:

Can you confirm this or is the bastard element of your game being horrible unbalanced and unfair for scum???

[Vegito]

ooh ooh ooh or is it being terribly moderated??

[Vegito]

fuck canada
canada sucks

[Vegito]

let's drink some tim hortons and play some hockey eh

oh too bad there's no one to do either of those things with because NO ONE LIVES IN CANADA

[Vegito]

noun. 1. the use of or the act of making images of people, animals, etc, for witchcraft.

[Vegito]

chimchar would you be mad at me if i got myself lynched just for the challenge of using that word in a sentence and three curse words?

i have a mental image of fucking belisarius's father while drizzling maple syrup over his back over a bunch of creepy voodoo dolls but i need to translate that into a curse of some sort

[Belisarius]

@Belisarius: Can you confirm this or is the bastard element of your game being horrible unbalanced and unfair for scum???

I can deny it. All of the characters are villains or antagonists of some form

[Rautherdir]

I'm FINALLY Scum!

Okay, here is my role pm, which should make it interesting for me.

Rautherdir: Mafia Redshirt

Welcome, Arsehole!

You are Baron Stoke,

Mafia Redshirt

and the villain from

The Eye of the Hunter

. You have no active ability aside from being able to perform the factional kill. You win with the scum

only

if lynched before the game ends.

Your partners are Aristophanes the Mafia Rolecop, Chimchar the Mafia Poisoner, and Vegito the Mafia Janitor. You may communicate with your partners by day and night here

You win when all members of the town have been eliminated or nothing can prevent this from occurring, as long as you get lynched first

The game thread is here. Please confirm with your role and alignment

Speaking of which does this count as confirming?

[Rautherdir]

And that first comment was made without considering what my alignment in active games is btw. In case any of you replace into that game before it ends in a few real-life days.

[Rautherdir]

Alright, I'll be perfectly serious from this point on. Maybe...

I fully plan on including all of you as hard scum reads past RVS. Mostly because I fully plan on scum reading literally everyone except 3 to 5 other people, which you should help me decide and who our amazing Janitor should scrub so that they don't flip correctly. And that should take care of a few days after I get lynched, since town shouldn't figure out they made a mistake until after they have lynched through all of that, and depending on how late it starts it could guarantee a win. To reinforce the fact that they are succeeding our poisoner should stop acting after a point to give the illusion that the role got lynched. Unless you want to try something else but I fully intend on getting lynched at some point.

[Chimchar]

chimchar would you be mad at me if i got myself lynched just for the challenge of using that word in a sentence and three curse words?

i have a mental image of fucking belisarius's father while drizzling maple syrup over his back over a bunch of creepy voodoo dolls but i need to translate that into a curse of some sort

go for it

[Chimchar]

Alright, I'll be perfectly serious from this point on. Maybe...

I fully plan on including all of you as hard scum reads past RVS. Mostly because I fully plan on scum reading literally everyone except 3 to 5 other people, which you should help me decide and who our amazing Janitor should scrub so that they don't flip correctly. And that should take care of a few days after I get lynched, since town shouldn't figure out they made a mistake until after they have lynched through all of that, and depending on how late it starts it could guarantee a win. To reinforce the fact that they are succeeding our poisoner should stop acting after a point to give the illusion that the role got lynched. Unless you want to try something else but I fully intend on getting lynched at some point.

My track record of not getting lynched is pretty bad tbh. But we'll see I guess?