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Post Post #475 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:06 pm

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so like

I've been playing Bloodborne

and fuck me this is hard

First time playing a game like this

it's like

uber fun

and challenging

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Post Post #476 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:10 pm

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In post 467, Varsoon wrote:screw it
Dayvig: Eldritch Abomination
You are the best
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Post Post #477 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:13 pm

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NSG - most, if not all, of the heads have agreed on three things:

One, we're going to crap post
Two, we are always going to be the hammer
Three, we're never going to truthfully sign our posts

We are discussing reads in the PT.

This head feels like you're beating a dead horse - yes, we discussed the potential to help town by our mere existence; people should know this by now if they've read/kept up in this thread - without any attempt to solve our alignment.
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Post Post #478 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:15 pm

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Bloodborne's a fun game.
Advice:
Use the environment, keep enemies in front of you.
Don't farm for blood vials, just don't be wasteful of them and buy extra every time you go back to the Dream.
Level your VIT to 20 first, don't worry too much about upping STR, SKL, BLT, or ARC unless you wanna hit weapon requirements.
Try to get a set of armor, any set of armor, as the starting gear is drastically weaker than nearly anything else. Afterwards, just swap armor for what you think looks cool, really. You can equip certain gear to max towards certain damage types if you really need it, though.
If a weapon says it scales with BLT, that means that only its bullets do--there are a few exceptions where the trick mode itself entirely scales on BLT, such as the Chikage and Bloodletter.
If a weapon says it scales with ARC, that means that only certain attacks do.
If the game is ever too hard, consider leveling up a bit rather than just dying a lot to a challenge. Each level ups your physical defense.
Almost every boss is easier if you play aggressively because they often have weaker and easier to dodge attacks while you're up close, but much heavier hitting and hard to dodge attacks when you are far away.
Rally hp rather than healing when you can.
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Post Post #479 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:16 pm

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Best weapon in the entire game is the Saw Cleaver, but everything is viable and worth using. They did a good job on balancing all the weapons.
Don't forget you can transform mid-attack or mid-dodge to use a transformation attack.
Two-handed weapons also get an extra attack on the button that's mapped to shoot your gun.
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Post Post #480 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:17 pm

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More Bloodborne advice: never dodge straight backwards. Most enemy attacks are aimed to hit you with a follow up if you dodge straight backwards from their original attacks. Dodge into them instead.
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Post Post #481 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:23 pm

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Dodging backwards is fine if you know what you're dodging and you have a decent neutral dodge attack. Blades of Mercy have a great one, iirc.
But yeah, you should usually be dodging towards bosses and larger enemies, through their attack with your i-frames, and to the side they launched the attack from.
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Post Post #482 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:24 pm

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Post Post #483 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:33 pm

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Why are people still confused about that

Assuming the dayvig was legit. Harpoon why do you think it's Townie to end a day so quickly? Why have you posted nothing in the way of actual analysis?

NSG give me a read on Cartoon



More importantly Ginn(?) I hope the toast was nice
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Post Post #484 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:34 pm

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I assumed the day would go on.
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Post Post #485 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:35 pm

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Honestly I have no idea so we'll keep posting until there's clarity :)

Other more important question?
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Post Post #486 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:38 pm

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In post 477, EldritchAbomination wrote:Three, we're never going to truthfully sign our posts
can a50 keep doing it though please
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Post Post #487 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:39 pm

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also because there are a few anime people in your hydra

pweeeease~
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Post Post #488 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:40 pm

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i guess that won't do well to convince a50 in particular but whatever
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Post Post #489 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:41 pm

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I'm p sure A50 found that cyoot
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Post Post #490 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:42 pm

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Doubt
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Post Post #491 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:45 pm

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No really it was adorable

~ A50
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Post Post #492 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:52 pm

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DOUBT
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Post Post #493 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:54 pm

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for one regenerative moment, his doubt exceeds his thirst
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Post Post #494 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:58 pm

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Give into it schadd_.
give in.

You know you want to believe.

~ A50
Mnahn' hai kadishtu f'nglui grah'n gof'nn. Cahf ah nafl mglw'nafh hh' ahor syha'h ah'legeth, ng llll or'azath syha'hnahh n'ghftephai n'gha ahornah ah'mglw'nafh. Ch' n'ghft ngsyha'h hupadgh hafh'drn f'n'gha orr'e mg throd, hafh'drn Azathoth lw'nafh uaaah y-tharanak syha'h f'fm'latgh vulgtm stell'bsna, vulgtlagln f'wgah'n ilyaa uh'eoth R'lyeh naflgnaiih n'ghft.
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Post Post #495 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 6:00 pm

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I didn't find it cute, but could go so far as to say it was FLATTERING if nothing else :P
~ A50 (Or is it???)
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Post Post #496 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 6:04 pm

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ok if that second one isn't a50 i'm going to be so upset and sue all of you
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Post Post #497 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 6:05 pm

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It wasn't me!! I was busy reminiscing about my favourite moment
In post 487, schadd_ wrote:pweeeease~
~ A50
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Post Post #498 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 6:06 pm

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really because it was my
least
favorite moment
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Post Post #499 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 6:06 pm

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We have 3 lawyers inside us. Bring it.
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