Mini 1995: The Absolute Worst Game Ever Run

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we are here, at least one head of us is here. I'll try to read the game thread, but I have a rather busy morning today. I'll try to get to it later today.

~cd

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ohh my god. I'm going to be reading this game, which is longer than I thought it was. Sorry for this and lurking like a bitch. I'll get to this today I swear (was traveling this week + classwork + other game). expect a degenerate wall post.

~cd.

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~here's me hoping we are not all vanilla townies... to check for this, it is best to try and lynch the mod.

i claim jester

only a non-jester would claim jester.

sucker

a very nice combo breaker, unfortunately it did not page top.

There might be some pre-crumbs but i can last for days

what the hell is a pre-crumb. Isn't that just a crumb. Also, this is a pr soft-claim for those wondering. And it is on what, page 3 of d1?

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VOTE: EldritchAbomination

VOTE: Eldritch Abomination[/b]
Some stupid scum bulldookie gambit.

VOTE: Eldritch

O oy'unun sebebi nedir? Neden boş oy atıp geri çektin?

this is either garbage or some language that is spoken by people is "dookie-hole countries"

I know. Can we please not set a troll garbage precedent?
Folks that actually want to play this shit shouldn't have to come to 20+ pages of rubbish before gamestart.
I've seen that shit happen in regular games and it drives me up a wall.

Varsoon's instance on playing a normal game is indicative of him having a more or less normal role. I read this as town, for scum benefit if people are trolling because they can slip under the radar.

You’re trying

UBER

hard and dissecting a joke as if it means something super important

this is my sentiment in regards to the whole hydra-buster thing. Although, if it were real, I think it would be against site rules, and thus not technically possible to split the ubermench of a hydra over there. Which, for the record, should never be allowed in a serious game because having so many heads makes it impossible to read.

Hey, I found the game thread!

<<< ...The fuck? >>>

ohh great and holy mod, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in mafia as it is in heaven. But gosh-darn-it, why can u swear and we can't?

PS PLUS JUST GAVE ME THE GAME

I'M SO HYPED OH MY FUCK

In other news

see ya'll in a week I have other things to attend too lmao

need more explination for this. I do not understand.

I'm assuming one of the heads just deleted it's role PM :3

I can see that happening for the large hyrda, but I think the mini hydra had a similar issue. I'm wondering if our kind and just mod only PM'd one head.

we have our role pm, I can confirm that. I was just traveling busy this week and only had time to post in one game. Then this game got to 20 some pages which compounded the procrastination.

My personal philosophy is that Democracy jumped through all the hoops, came up with a complex set of rules, and participated thoughtfully in their game's discussion (while signing heads and differentiating opinions), and still got loldayvigged, preventing 70% of the hydra from playing.

We can't possibly do worse than Democracy.

This is going to be fun

~ A50

communism is certainly worse. So is feudalism when you think about it. I'm in favor of agrarian tribalism personally speaking.

you guys might be amused to know that radiantcowbells, maki harukawa, and chesskid were all invited to this hydra at one point

- chesskid

RIP

considering we're all suicide bombers
hydra busting would be




questionable

we are here, at least one head of us is here. I'll try to read the game thread, but I have a rather busy morning today. I'll try to get to it later today.

~cd

This is what CD said. This is their only post thus far.

Unless they complained to you in a PM, which would be highly illegal, another way you might know this is via Mafia PT.

Or... third option: you're just guessing.

I am a head of the hyrda. Making a post means that the head who posted it is here. I made the post. Thus I am the one head that is here.

am i the only head that realizes the game hasn't started yet

we can just save our vote for the hammer it's okay

for all intents and purposes the game has started

Thoughts on just quicklynching one person each day until one of the two factions win?

Pedit: idfk what or who that is

this is a super duper scum tell. Only scum would want to quick lynch without discussion.

VOTE: momrangel

this is a good vote, and I endorse this product and or service.

unvote,
vote: momrangel

But, on the other hand I am very down to lynch the hydra just to stop all of the stupidity that they are propagating in this thread.

Good news, we're town

Policy lynch contradictions much? Like, shouldn't that be LAL on steroids?

@ loyal vigs, if you claim a kill and it doesn't go through and we lynch who you vigged and the flip town, then we lynch you. This is standard play. you claiming to kill a town member does not, in fact, confirm either of you as anything due to multiball possibility.

Love is

just

a four letter word

ftfy

K superhydra, I want you to converse in your PT and give me a readslist. One, cnodensed, readslist, signed by a majority of your players.
Also mastina can I please have a readslist from you?
Since this is deliberately the worst game ever maybe the mod is an sk or something.
VOTE: mastina

I fully endorse this, although I would rather see some flips first before burning a lynch on it. I also find both varsoon and TGP to be town due to their active interested in winning the game and for scum hunting.

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~here's me hoping we are not all vanilla townies... to check for this, it is best to try and lynch the mod.

i claim jester

only a non-jester would claim jester.

sucker

a very nice combo breaker, unfortunately it did not page top.

There might be some pre-crumbs but i can last for days

what the hell is a pre-crumb. Isn't that just a crumb. Also, this is a pr soft-claim for those wondering. And it is on what, page 3 of d1?

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VOTE: EldritchAbomination

VOTE: Eldritch Abovotetion
Some stupid scum bulldookie gambit.

VOTE: Eldritch

O oy'unun sebebi nedir? Neden boş oy atıp geri çektin?

this is either garbage or some language that is spoken by people is "dookie-hole countries"

I know. Can we please not set a troll garbage precedent?
Folks that actually want to play this shit shouldn't have to come to 20+ pages of rubbish before gamestart.
I've seen that shit happen in regular games and it drives me up a wall.

Varsoon's instance on playing a normal game is indicative of him having a more or less normal role. I read this as town, for scum benefit if people are trolling because they can slip under the radar.

You’re trying

UBER

hard and dissecting a joke as if it means something super important

this is my sentiment in regards to the whole hydra-buster thing. Although, if it were real, I think it would be against site rules, and thus not technically possible to split the ubermench of a hydra over there. Which, for the record, should never be allowed in a serious game because having so many heads makes it impossible to read.

Hey, I found the game thread!

<<< ...The fuck? >>>

ohh great and holy mod, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in mafia as it is in heaven. But gosh-darn-it, why can u swear and we can't?

PS PLUS JUST GAVE ME THE GAME

I'M SO HYPED OH MY FUCK

In other news

see ya'll in a week I have other things to attend too lmao

need more explination for this. I do not understand.

I'm assuming one of the heads just deleted it's role PM :3

I can see that happening for the large hyrda, but I think the mini hydra had a similar issue. I'm wondering if our kind and just mod only PM'd one head.

we have our role pm, I can confirm that. I was just traveling busy this week and only had time to post in one game. Then this game got to 20 some pages which compounded the procrastination.

My personal philosophy is that Democracy jumped through all the hoops, came up with a complex set of rules, and participated thoughtfully in their game's discussion (while signing heads and differentiating opinions), and still got loldayvigged, preventing 70% of the hydra from playing.

We can't possibly do worse than Democracy.

This is going to be fun

~ A50

communism is certainly worse. So is feudalism when you think about it. I'm in favor of agrarian tribalism personally speaking.

you guys might be amused to know that radiantcowbells, maki harukawa, and chesskid were all invited to this hydra at one point

- chesskid

RIP

considering we're all suicide bombers
hydra busting would be




questionable

we are here, at least one head of us is here. I'll try to read the game thread, but I have a rather busy morning today. I'll try to get to it later today.

~cd

This is what CD said. This is their only post thus far.

Unless they complained to you in a PM, which would be highly illegal, another way you might know this is via Mafia PT.

Or... third option: you're just guessing.

I am a head of the hyrda. Making a post means that the head who posted it is here. I made the post. Thus I am the one head that is here.

am i the only head that realizes the game hasn't started yet

we can just save our vote for the hammer it's okay

for all intents and purposes the game has started

Thoughts on just quicklynching one person each day until one of the two factions win?

Pedit: idfk what or who that is

this is a super duper scum tell. Only scum would want to quick lynch without discussion.

VOTE: momrangel

this is a good vote, and I endorse this product and or service.

unvote,
vote: momrangel

But, on the other hand I am very down to lynch the hydra just to stop all of the stupidity that they are propagating in this thread.

Good news, we're town

Policy lynch contradictions much? Like, shouldn't that be LAL on steroids?

@ loyal vigs, if you claim a kill and it doesn't go through and we lynch who you vigged and the flip town, then we lynch you. This is standard play. you claiming to kill a town member does not, in fact, confirm either of you as anything due to multiball possibility.

Love is

just

a four letter word

ftfy

K superhydra, I want you to converse in your PT and give me a readslist. One, cnodensed, readslist, signed by a majority of your players.
Also mastina can I please have a readslist from you?
Since this is deliberately the worst game ever maybe the mod is an sk or something.
VOTE: mastina

I fully endorse this, although I would rather see some flips first before burning a lynch on it. I also find both varsoon and TGP to be town due to their active interested in winning the game and for scum hunting.

fixed. This is CD by the way

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Another catch up with no reads. Super.

I find it really entertaining to play games with people can't read. I explicitly noted that the sentiment of turbo lynching is scummy, and that was my vote. Also, you are one to talk. I don't see a single scum read from ya'll that isn't couched in 40 votes and unvotes. I had atleast one scum read, thus it is not true that I do not have any... and not to mention that I am scum reading you for playing at the village idiot.

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and not to mention that I am scum reading you for playing at the village idiot.

Contradictions much?

Saying that we're playing a village idiot implies town. Yet you scum read us for that? Lol~

being a village idiot and then trying to act like one are two different things entirely. I think ya'll are doing the latter, not the former. Not to mention that ya'll are constantly trying to cause confusion with nothing posts and bullshit.

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~cd

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my response to remembering the no swearing rule:

@ mod:

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also, worth noting that my other head is not updating his mish-mash poker game. So idk if site flake. If he doesn't surface, then I'd like to replace in with my normal account so I don't accidentally post on the wrong account and ship. We'll give it another week or so.

Anche, I'm super busy on Mon-Wed every week, so don't expect much. I'll also be traveling tomorrow and then have to chill with the GF, so don't expect much tomorrow from us either.

~cd

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could the stupid hydra please keep their bickering to their goshdarn bickering in the PT. Half the reason I procrastinated on this game was the relentless shipposting.

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~cd

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Asking us to do that is like asking us to not troll post. It's never going to happen. K? Thanx.

Have a nice day.

vote: eldritchAbomination

bull-dokie. I call bull. You just said that you are not going to play for your win condition. It is in violation of rule #7 of site wide rules.

@mod, this breaks site rules, please modkill, kthx

could the stupid hydra please keep their bickering to their goshdarn bickering in the PT. Half the reason I procrastinated on this game was the relentless shipposting.

step 1: lurk
step 2: find excluses not to play

lazy scum 101, nice scumclaim scumfinite scumnine

I mean, half the reason I said yes to this game is because I can only take one at a time. Hell, I'm afk for literally all of Monday and Wednesday. And Tuesday is reserved for reading, meditation, and babysitting frat-boys on the basketball court. Thursday is dedicated to nursing a hangover. So, just because I don't have 10 heads and also, unlike you, have irl responsibilities means I don't get to post as often, and ur bullship posting makes me not want to do it even more. So go suck an egg.

Use piercing damage and bolt.

the quote of the day boys and girls

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~cd

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No role pms, huh?

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Oh nm I did get a role pm. I just didn't see it.

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Why are we a good wagon again?

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It's probably my fault, i was looking for a number on my pm box and didn't see it. I will do a runthrough later.

TIAM

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CoolDog

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can ya'll just not?

Also, yeah, lynch the lurker d1, real smart move ya'll are trying to pull.

~cd

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just repeating, 99% chance we're the NK. don't waste the mislynch, you've only got so many.
scum should definitely not want to risk a technically-insane slot being in LyLo

you will not be the d1 nk for sure.There is no reason for scum to want to kill you when you are spamming the thread and confusing the town with more reads than you have heads. You are of positive scum utility perhaps until lylo, however, assuming that ya'll take the game somewhat seriously, then it wouldn't surprise me if ya'll stopped being insane and deliberated about who to vote for in the PT. I don't really buy this argument.

ya tru but that sounds like scum pre-defending town

fwiw our "troll faction" is trolling & gunning for a mislynch
fight back, town!!!! if you all lynch us today you just let the trolls win

Does this head think it is true that you are jester?

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Oops posted as my alt.

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Maybe a lurker lynch?

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Not at all it's just when it comes down to lynching a contributer or a non contributer I would prefer a non contributer.

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Often scum and lurkers are the same people in my experience.

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Yep.

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Can I get a rundown of the claims so far?

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All claims.

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Okay.

Super Hydra claims include: Jester, Survivor, - this is when we heard about what our role PM was - VT, Jester again, Lawyer, and then scum.

In the Hydra PT... It gets weirder. Claims include infinite Mafia Day Vigilante, VT, Loyal Vigilante, Jester, not scum, and someone supposedly had access to Mafia PT.

These claims brought to you be Eyes Incorporate. You are guarnateed to be enlightened by the services we have to offer. Buy one and get one free today!

Are you saying each head has their own role?

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I mean, I don't know about million person but I know cool dog is around.


Also like, I'm still talking about this game and not in general.

Its still exception to the norm so yeah


Pedit: oh hey

if you know that cooldog is around but not posting, what do you make of that?

what's your read on him now? you liked red's vote – what do you make of the most recent interaction with eldrich?

because he only has time to keep up with one game, and guess what, the bastard game takes a back seat, and I got shit to do irl that is more important than you guys (sorry it's the truth). Thus, wait till I get a break some time tomorrrow for me to post some substantial content about what has transpired sense my last post. Now that I don't have 20 pages to read I can devote more energy to posting than the choore of reading all of the spammy bullshit ya'll produce

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Often scum and lurkers are the same people in my experience.

That's unnecessary shadethrowing and an opportunistically easy reason to lynch

VOTE: infinity caninine

Finally found the scum

Clear OMGUS. Why even bother trying?

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or we could just have two investigations going into the night without you

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

loyal vigs seem to only really have town utility the night before a mylo where the town gets to either confirm a scum or kill a player they don't want in lylo at worst. It seems burning them early is risky and might put the town in a very difficult to win situation due to a lack of day-information if they shoot early and miss.

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Counter solution:
We test the Loyal Vigilantes on us. If we die, then one of them is town. If we don't, we can assume outside interference like role blocker or bus driver.

What if I don't believe those Vig-claimes?

I too am having difficulty believing the claim. the role makes absolutely no sense from either town or scum perspective. It is a stupidly swingy role. And honestly it sounds more like a scum claiming nk-immune-miller-vig instead of an actual town power role. Granted, this is a bastard game though.

Okay.

Super Hydra claims include: Jester, Survivor, - this is when we heard about what our role PM was - VT, Jester again, Lawyer, and then scum.

In the Hydra PT... It gets weirder. Claims include infinite Mafia Day Vigilante, VT, Loyal Vigilante, Jester, not scum, and someone supposedly had access to Mafia PT.

These claims brought to you be Eyes Incorporate. You are guarnateed to be enlightened by the services we have to offer. Buy one and get one free today!

see how can this not come from scum? Even in a troll condition like this game, why would you actively play against your win condition like this? Why don't ya'll just ask the mod to re-send your role pm to clear up this confusion so ya'll can even have a hope of being productive and not simply being a wifom machine.

Varsoon indirectly claimed Day Vig and took a shot at us.
Vaxkiller claimed to be Hydra buster. Which is exactly what it says on the tin.
Pigeon fake claimed Day Vig.

And why in the heck would everyone be claiming like this in day 1? For the talk of wanting to play seriously, not much seems to have actually come of it...

Literally the bird or the hydra

the bird is posting some alright content though, that's the thing. The hydra is litterally posting nothings to confuse the town. And is activily doing such. No town player would do that. I'd honestly not be surprised if the moderated happened to assign the stupid hydra the jester role by "chance" or not.

I like the people voting the hydra better.

But I want a fun game with lots of poopy posts to read.

Conflicted.

a defense that is not a defense. An active desire for bad, nothing content to spam up the game thread as long as possible. There is only anti-town motivation to want such, for it makes scum hunting harder and confuses the town that mist directs their actions. Wanting "poppy" posts is something scum, not town want.

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Loyal vigs also shouldn't shoot tonight, it is stupid and gives scum a huge advantage if ya'll miss.

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Sorry that was me. This is my first time being a hydra and I'm not used to it.

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It better be a policy lynch and not this scum!hydra BS.

This makes no sense and needs to be lynched badly.

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Yes, the idea that an 11 headed hydra would act in any predictable way is hogwash. The fact is that 90% of what they say is at least distracting to finding scum and at worst scum.

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There's no reasoning and we're not scum.

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obnoxiously large and in charge so grabs your attention and you actually read it. Instead of, oh I don't know, skimming it. Or better yet, not reading it

Why don't ya'll just ask the mod to re-send your role pm to clear up this confusion so ya'll can even have a hope of being productive and not simply being a wifom machine.

See.

It's stuff like this that proves that you're not reading our posts and have serious conf!bias by believing that everything we say is a troll post.

I think a few of us have been privately informed of yet another role, for either trolling or strategic reasons.

If you'd read our posts, you'd seen this.

so what you are saying is the the mod is making it so that all of you do not know what your role is? Have all of you asked what your role is, or only some of you. How do ya'll not have a role pm from the mod sitting in your inbox at all times? would not this be the town way to resolve the ambiguity? What town motivation do some of your heads have for keeping the second role secret?

KK.
Me and Red will both loyal vig superhydra. IC seems scummy, and I like the reasoinging behind it.
VOTE: IC

sure, that seems like a rational idea.

I'm the hammer always

no matter wat

why? isn't your vote better on a wagon than a hammer.

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Did your dumbass just ask tell me instead of being the hammer, it’s better to be on a wagon?

You do realize that in order to hammer i have to join a wagon lmfao

I was wondering why you always wanted to be the hammer. Also, hammers end wagons, thus you can't be on one if you hammer.

There is no town motivation in keeping a supposed secret role a secret. It's most likely troll purposes.

So either you are scum, or you a break a site-wide rule. Which of the two is it now?

this cooldog wagon is trash whichever one of you supports this should be ashamed

^listen to this guy

i think too many people support it for me to really believe that it flips scum, honestly.

this is stupid logic. Any wagon will eventually have this much support. Thus by your logic, no wagon would hit scum.

If I've actually gotten anything positive from this experience, it is this:
As inclusive as I try to be with my games, I've learned that I should never allow hydra with more than 2 heads.

3 can be okay, depends on the people though.

You're insufferable.
Also, you're scum.
No reason for town!Eldritch to towncase itself.

I agree witht his post.