Mini 1995: The Absolute Worst Game Ever Run

[TheGoldenParadox]

So, I think the point of the game is actually that the setup/moderation is supposed to be bad.
If you play so on the nose like a troll, that's not really fun.
I think it's more fun to actually proceed like you're playing mafia, but maybe just play real bad, y'know, like you're [INSERT NAME OF BAD MAFIA PLAYER HERE].

Me.

[TheGoldenParadox]

/conform

[TheGoldenParadox]

Mod here's my problem: you're interacting with the game, but not providing prods or votecounts? That's low.

[TheGoldenParadox]

Retraching that: Red, how do you know that dead players will be allowed to post after death? It doesn't say anything about that in the opening?

It doesn't say they can't.
Do we even know town has majority?

VOTE: TheGoldenParadox

I think I'm nice and cozy here

I understand I could do more, but TBH, nobody has really done much.
Also it doesn't say when you die you can't perform your abilities.

[TheGoldenParadox]

wtf this is not a gd thread lmao
I need to roleclaim here.
I'm a loyal vig.

[TheGoldenParadox]

This is a fuc*ing role madness game run by a moderator who is on nearly-Varsoon levels of crazy. Role has NOTHING to do with alignment.

[TheGoldenParadox]

[TheGoldenParadox]

Inb4 every citizen is a loyal vig

RedFlavor will receive a SEPARATE warning for this post.

I'm sorry, I didn't understand this. Could you please explain this to me? (unless of course it's a hidden mechanic or something)

<<< Speculating about the makeup of the game is outguessing the mod, a violation of the following rule: "Outguessing the mod is forbidden.". >>>

[TheGoldenParadox]

inb4 everyone's town

[TheGoldenParadox]

In post 548, TheGoldenParadox wrote:
This is a fuc*ing role madness game run by a moderator who is on nearly-Varsoon levels of crazy. Role has NOTHING to do with alignment.

Whut?
How do we know it's role madness?

Alisae's signature. It's supposed to be irony.

[TheGoldenParadox]

inb4 everyone's town

<<< TheGoldenParadox is receiving an official warning for violating the following rule: "Outguessing the mod is forbidden.". >>>

inb4 I get an official warning for this post

[TheGoldenParadox]

EVERYONE EXCEPT VAXKILLER IS A DIRTY DIRTY SWEARER, SWEAR JAR THIS IMMEDIATELY

I haven't swore this whole game, and will never do such an atrocious thing - see this.
eldritch okay then
VOTE: EldritchAbomination

[TheGoldenParadox]

Tpg vote someone

it's tgp by the way

[TheGoldenParadox]

Sorry TGP. TPG is an ISP in my country which I complain about a lot. Auto-correct smells.

Rate these players 1-6 for me? Least scummy to moet scummy

Aneninen
TheGoldenParadox
Momrangal
schadd_
northsidegal
RedFlavor

okay but there's so little content and such a broken game. there's no balance. How are we supposed to play like a normal game?

[TheGoldenParadox]

Sorry TGP. TPG is an ISP in my country which I complain about a lot. Auto-correct smells.

Rate these players 1-6 for me? Least scummy to moet scummy

Aneninen
TheGoldenParadox
Momrangal
schadd_
northsidegal
RedFlavor

okay but there's so little content and such a broken game. there's no balance. How are we supposed to play like a normal game?

I guess
1 - me myself and I
2 - Red
3 - NSG
4 - Mom
5 - Schadd
6 - Anen
7 - Eldritch

[TheGoldenParadox]

Sorry TGP. TPG is an ISP in my country which I complain about a lot. Auto-correct smells.

It's fine
Which one are you again?

[TheGoldenParadox]

Sorry TGP. TPG is an ISP in my country which I complain about a lot. Auto-correct smells.

It's fine
Which one are you again?

Guess.

I'm not even going to try.

I don't hate that list mostly. Why is Red so high?
id also like you to case us (100 words or less kinda thang) if you don't mind.

Red is high because of the fact that they:
a) claimed loyal vig
b) seems to be actively working to improve the gamestate

[TheGoldenParadox]

I like NSG and Anenenene for town tho.

I mean, I guess. I can't really argue based on the fact that I have no strong reads on anybody at all.

[TheGoldenParadox]

id also like you to case us (100 words or less kinda thang) if you don't mind.

Okay then. You guys have so many posts but whatever.
First of all, your disparagement and refusal to sign your own posts within the hydra, although possibly fitting in this game, is denying information to the town. You're not helping the gamestate much or at all, based on the gigantic hydra, and beyond that all you're doing is a) trolling and b) kind of hurting town.

[TheGoldenParadox]

Sorry TGP. TPG is an ISP in my country which I complain about a lot. Auto-correct smells.

It's fine
Which one are you again?

Guess.

I'm not even going to try.

It starts with a t and rhymes with sple quirst

Hi Mr.Worst

[TheGoldenParadox]

OK Varsoon but that's like playing in a 15 player game and saying you want 8 ppl dead asap

But those 8 people only encompass one player slot.


Fun fact: players can't actually post game-related content after they're dead, as all site-wide rules apply, and that's a site-wide rule. Which sucks.

[TheGoldenParadox]

I don't have any scumreads, really.
I mean, I want bighydra dead.

I kind of agree. If they continue to not play with behavior that is conducive to the game and don't sign their posts I'd be down for policy lynching them. If they're jester, it's not that bad to give them the win, considering they could be our downfall in lylo.

[TheGoldenParadox]

But more than that, I have no idea how to scumhunt in a game like this where we could have five lynchers for all I know.


Pedit : If the hydra signs their names, and stops trolling, then I'd be okay keeping them in the game, as we could read them pretty easily if everyone gives a c*ap.

[TheGoldenParadox]

It starts with a t and rhymes with sple quirst

OI
DOST THOU HAST NO DECENCY
SURE HOPE THIS IS A LIE

anyway let's be honest this hydra is full of players that will probably be much better on D2/D3

- Ellibereth's Advanced Artificial Intelligence

Pedit we specifically agreed not to accurately sign our posts
but let's be honest is meta really going to help you read a 11-headed hydra with the majority of heads not really caring and quite a few heads not actually knowing what our alignment is
just read the motivations in the posts

No, I don't care about the meta. I care about the same players talking over again, because tone and player attachment is important.
Why do quite a few heads not know what the alignment is?


pedit - varsoon ily

[TheGoldenParadox]

How is an 11 headed hydra no one is sure about NK fodder?

It isn't. If it makes it to lylo, it's straight up antitown. If it gets lynched d1, that's a bad thing. I'm confortable lynching it d2 or d3 after it's given its agreed upon reads so that we can treat those as coming from an ic and go from there. Logic.


Also has everyone forgot we're playing the worst game ever run? This game is not balanced, not even remotely.

Pedit Oh, I'm sorry. I was too busy trying to go through your 260 spamposts that I missed it.

Why would that head, theoretically, not share it in the pt via copy and paste? What motivation for that would be as either alignment?

PPEDIT : STOP NINJAING ME

PPPEDIT : FRICK YOU ALL

[TheGoldenParadox]

Pretty sure you guys know who made that post~

ofc that's nm

[TheGoldenParadox]

K superhydra, I want you to converse in your PT and give me a readslist. One, cnodensed, readslist, signed by a majority of your players.
Also mastina can I please have a readslist from you?
Since this is deliberately the worst game ever maybe the mod is an sk or something.
VOTE: mastina

[TheGoldenParadox]

I've never ever seen a DayVig Kill which was real.

I have! I've never seen a dayvig kill that was fake.

[TheGoldenParadox]

idk i'm gonna say the hydra is probably town

Big Bang Theory? Oh god this guys scum.

I'll sic the Secret Service on that head. I sincerely apologise for the inconvenience




BTW TGP is smart. Treat us like Not_Mafia.

Actually, that's not a bad idea.

[TheGoldenParadox]

ha

[TheGoldenParadox]

Maybe we can lynch someone else and tgp/me attacks to hydra at night

You don't wanna do that. Don't forget we outnumber you, let alone we outsmart you.

Yeah I don't think that's a good idea. Mafia roleblocker if it exists could create false positives.

[TheGoldenParadox]

good luck! i don't question your ability 2 pull thru

neither do I lol. Mastina you don't need to since it's totally not like you don't provide votecounts anyway.

[TheGoldenParadox]

KK.
Me and Red will both loyal vig superhydra. IC seems scummy, and I like the reasoinging behind it.
VOTE: IC

[TheGoldenParadox]

okay then

[TheGoldenParadox]

You iddiots. At least let them f*cking claim.

[TheGoldenParadox]

Excuse?

The f*ck?

[TheGoldenParadox]

How much stock are we putting into claims again? Considering this game isn't balanced, is possibly bastard, and most likely role madness.

None. Almost none. I've never played a bastard or a role madness game. How the

he*l

would I know?

[TheGoldenParadox]

oh.
Okay then, eldritch is town.
I shoot assemble, we lynch IC, red shoots anen
game solved

[TheGoldenParadox]

im not antitown fuckyou

Well I can be. :3

BE LOUD ! BE PROUD! BE ANTI TOWN!

Hey anonymous

[TheGoldenParadox]

VOTE: Schadd
We should be good, I'm vigging assemble.
I feel like mastina is going to pull a crazy stunt by saying that night actions hit one player below in the playerlist

[TheGoldenParadox]

But eldritch is town!

[TheGoldenParadox]

@mutant: No, Ginngie apparently stopped the lynch and won't explain why nothing is progressing.

You can't 1v1 when the other party isn't willing.

Besides, trying to kill me at night is futile.

Also, I'm someone you want to be keeping around for a few days at least

also i was on your side here marangal
but holy shit is this a scumclaim

if you can't get shot by loyal town vigs then yeah you need to be lynched

Edit: mutant, vote Marangal or schadd.

This is mathdino posting right here.
VOTE: Momrangal

[TheGoldenParadox]

I killed assemble.

[TheGoldenParadox]

Seriously, who kills assembler here?

I do, I was told to.

[TheGoldenParadox]

VOTE: Momrangal

[TheGoldenParadox]

Oh, I thought Hider only died if the person they hid behind got shot, like a reverse bodyguard.
still, possibility of a non-weak Hider role on scum would make a lot of sense. I dunno, actually maybe it makes less sense and it's fine, Hider in a setup with loyal vigs.
What confuses me is why Mom wouldn't just hide behind the loyal vig claims to confirm them as town?

VOTE: Vaxkiller
Explanation later.

[TheGoldenParadox]

@ginggie
I need to take this game more seriously apparently. I reread the current day.

I'd ask if

REDACTED

but I would NEVER outguess the glorious mod.

Well, if it's all true, we get 3 town reads from it. I don't feel compelled to lynch there because it doesn't sound made up.

What has schadd done that sets your alarm off (or is it what he hasnt done?)

Redflavors comment at the start of the day is off to me but i dont know why. I think I want to vote there.

VOTE: redflavor

OH. Also Eldritch was providing a valuable service to town for making vote counts yesterday. I bet dollars to donuts that was considered when planning the NK.

I DO NOT have a gun. One of yall search me

I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING! THE MOD IS AWESOME!

No lynch

Seriously, do not lynch me

Look this is for poeple who are more sober than me. u need to think about this more.

Explanation now, before im dumbly hammered.

Wayyyyyy too much survivor mentality, looks very much like a survivor or mafia.

[TheGoldenParadox]

I’m not liking these vigs tbh. One is lurky and the other feels like they are pushing an agenda.

lel. I'm lurking because I have nothing better to do.
Honestly what I don't like about red is that they claimed right after I did.
I holstered last night.

[TheGoldenParadox]

hey guys is mutant softclaiming sk

[TheGoldenParadox]

VOTE: Mutant

[TheGoldenParadox]

I HARD CLAIM SCUM

VOTE: Mutant

[TheGoldenParadox]

You were already voting for me you whack job!

Are you a double voter in disguise?

wait I was?

[TheGoldenParadox]

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[TheGoldenParadox]

VOTE: mutant

[TheGoldenParadox]

So everyone hasn't posted here for a whole week.
Debating on whether to replace seven players, abandon the game, or send out some kind of mass-prod.

This game was intended to be the worst game ever. Come on.

[TheGoldenParadox]

SELF HAMMER MUTANT

[TheGoldenParadox]

welp
HEY MUTANT CAN YOU SELF HAMMER THANKS

[TheGoldenParadox]

um
but you're scum so you're gonna use that for scum purposes

OR ARE YOU JUST USING IT TO DELAY YOUR LYNCH SCUMBAG???

[TheGoldenParadox]

um

[TheGoldenParadox]

ok then
tbh i saw the thing and figured that it was exact votes then forgot this game existed
so um
i'll take the loss with grace
but mastina this wasn't the worst game ever. If you wanna know what was PM me.

[TheGoldenParadox]

...it was drealmerz's game.

paradox we all know it was dreal's game lol

yeah thought so