Mini 1995: The Absolute Worst Game Ever Run

[Aneninen]

Lol, the game link is not working!

VOTE: Clotilde

[Aneninen]

Make Her Wash The Dishes Until Day1 Ends: Kitana

[Aneninen]

Who let Kitana out of the kitchen? Send her bacK!!4!4!!!%/÷!

[Aneninen]

Wrong.
I really enjoy doing the dishes.
I just don't want to be selfish so I share the fun.

[Aneninen]

Taubenkot

[Aneninen]

Oh My Gods!
The lowest fluff-to-content ratio I've ever seen! (And I've hardly posted anything yet...)

I'm not sure where mutantdevle was going with post 165.

Neither am I.

Also veto on 165

Eh?

<<< I believe we have the necessary number of confirmations, but my apologies, am too busy at the moment to confirm, will start the game when I can verify. >>>

Yeah. Sure.
Has a Mod ever been prodded? (Just a question. Need not answer.) (Also I'm not out-guessing.) (Trust me.) (Just silly jokes.) (With pointless brackets.) ()

vote redflavor plz

And you posted it with size 25 characters, because...?

this may come as a surprise but we talk to each other mate

You all should help Kitana wash the dishes. Or else I'll find you another kind of housework.

plot twist - last 20 abomination posts were all the same person.

And you know this beacuse...?

VOTE: Eldritch
LESSGOOOO

By the way, is it a Marangalv2.0 accout?

I'm fluffing because I can find no content.

[Aneninen]

The game hasn't started yet. Cease this beastly lie immediately.

I think it has started.
Period.

[Aneninen]

Okay. Got it.

[Aneninen]

It may surprise you, Colossal Hydra, but what you're doing, doesn't help read the game.

[Aneninen]

Also, since it took place before Day1, I'll repeat my original vote.

VOTE: Clotilde

[Aneninen]

And I haven't even received a warning.
Wait-oh. I've done nothing...

Nevertheless, pigeon poop is coming soon to a thread near you.

(I guess poop isn't a swear-word. Even if it consists of four letters.)

[Aneninen]

Anemoneminem what's your favourite colour?

Violet.

[Aneninen]

Obviously, I refuse to read everything. Which is better than reading to refuse everything.

ANENINEN IS LITERALLY A PIGEON

Coo, coo!

@

Anen

: so... What's the benefit of wasting your vote on a person who doesn't exist? According to the OP, there's no such player as Clotilde.

Sorry, not everyone can be SO useful as you are.
Besides, Clotilde will replace into a scum-slot.

What... where do I ever say I'm going to be sheeping people? If you mean about me asking if anyone is going to try and read you then that wasn't with the intent of sheeping people's reads on you. My point was that I am going to make no attempt to form a read on you because of the abomination that you are.

Anxious, or how that word is spelt.
Scummy.

Mmm i can drop by anenien as well. He could live to do more

What did you mean by this?

Also, since it took place before Day1, I'll repeat my original vote.
VOTE: Clotilde

Why this person? Since we'd had a lot of time to talk this vote is hardly RVS at this point.

This is Arkana.
Your posts made her sad.
Please, stop what you're doing so that she can be happy again.

screw it

Dayvig: Eldritch Abomination

You are the best

Scummy remark.

Also, Varsoon is fluffing next.

You literally have the bird doing fuck all and red flavor saying something is genuine with someone saying they are town

Huh
I agree with this.

While the entire game is like, fucking around and doing jack shit, Red is actually trying to play the actual game like an actual game and this is the first person NSG decides to scum read?

Where did it happen?
This could be important!

hey don't swear this is a christian mafia game

I'm Wiccan.

So that means you could be voting the bird with me

Why?

This is a fuc*ing role madness game run by a moderator who is on nearly-Varsoon levels of crazy. Role has NOTHING to do with alignment.

Whut?
How do we know it's role madness?

[Aneninen]

Seriously.

That post with the Vig-kill was obviously a joke. I don't think anyone took it seriously.
But on a 1–10 scale it was about 3 funny. I mean, there have been much better and much worse jokes here. Why would anyone comment "You are the best" on that?

[Aneninen]

Only 5 pages? What happened?
Was our Super-Hydra visited by Heracles?

[Aneninen]

I don't think Varsoon intended as a joke though. I'm pretty sure he's trying to come across as serious. Whether or not he actually has the ability I'm in doubt.

I've never ever seen a DayVig Kill which was real.

When you're a newbie dayvigs are very realistic trust me

Why need I trust you?

The pigeons is my favourite person in this game
~ the duckling head

Thanks.
Are you scum?

Quite honestly it isnt the best content but its game content and outside of Varsoon saying "lets stop with this trolliness" he is actually one of the first people to actually move seriously. I see that as more town because its like they need to be the ones who needs to sort people and its pretty hard when no one is playing so making movements to try and make others play is a very pro-town move coming from a highly pro-town mindset

If I were scum I'd definitely do that to get as much town-credit as I could.

Alisae's signature. It's supposed to be irony.

I don't get it. Alisae's not here. (Unless she's Clotilde too and she's going to come later. If so, she's scum.)

it's literally effortless to do this as scum and i don't think it's the kind of thing that even comes from town more often than scum. so, i don't really see it as a towntell, and i don't think other people should either.

Parrotting that.

Sorry TGP. TPG is an ISP in my country which I complain about a lot. Auto-correct smells.

Rate these players 1-6 for me? Least scummy to moet scummy

Aneninen
TheGoldenParadox
Momrangal
schadd_
northsidegal
RedFlavor

Explanations? Cases? Whatevers? Cute little dancing nymphs?

okay but there's so little content and such a broken game. there's no balance. How are we supposed to play like a normal game?

Irony again?
Potassium-y at most.
Either you seem to know more than I do or you're speculating.

Red is high because of the fact that they:
a) claimed loyal vig
b) seems to be actively working to improve the gamestate

So, we shouldn't play this like a normal game. Yet you buy a Loyal Vig claim.

Anenenene for town tho.

I must have missed your case.

Kitana, you may come out of your room. Ginngie, go in, take her place and wash the dishes.

I mean the hyrda will die at some point.

It will never

should not make it to end game. It's too big of a ? because there is no way to read it. I'm enjoying them for the moment because they are keeping posting level up so I can hopefully get SOMETHING from someone.
Not today.
I will tell you when its time.

Why will

you

tell when it is time?

Vaxkiller shall start ironing Ellibereth's clothes.

Now.

It isn't. If it makes it to lylo, it's straight up antitown. If it gets lynched d1, that's a bad thing. I'm confortable lynching it d2 or d3 after it's given its agreed upon reads so that we can treat those as coming from an ic and go from there. Logic.

Flips. Investigations. Whatevers. Hm? Isn't there a way to get any kind of PR-read on that Hydra?

Also has everyone forgot we're playing the worst game ever run? This game is not balanced, not even remotely.

You must have purchased the Aneninen's Quality Gameplay Pack.
Who told you that you should

use

it as well?

People im not lynching today:

Ginggie
ElderAbominomicon
Varsoon

If mutant is on the choping block I would stop and consider it more.

Anyone else I'll insta lynch without hesitation.

Why?

[Aneninen]

I wanted to post but the kitty was on the keyboard.

[Aneninen]

VOTE: Clotilde

[Aneninen]

Do you have any scumreads?

A question!
That was unexpected in this game.
Let me read the newests first.

I love when you ask a bunch of questions that are really just goofing off
I love how you use anecdotal evidence as a reason to scum read someone
I love you're asking questions but not accusations
I love it

For real

vote the bird

Because everyone else is so useful, aren't they?

I've never ever seen a DayVig Kill which was real.

I have! I've never seen a dayvig kill that was fake.

Daykill: TheGoldenParadox

Now you've just seen a fake DayVig Kill.
You're welcome.

@aninenen

I answered that.

No, you haven't. Why do you think it's

you

who should decide when the Superhydra is to die?

Another catch up with no reads. Super.

I find it really entertaining to play games with people can't read. I explicitly noted that the sentiment of turbo lynching is scummy, and that was my vote. Also, you are one to talk. I don't see a single scum read from ya'll that isn't couched in 40 votes and unvotes. I had atleast one scum read, thus it is not true that I do not have any... and not to mention that I am scum reading you for playing at the village idiot.

This is scum.
He seems to try to moving the game ahead, but feels nervous at the same time.

i assume u are either elli or the anime one

This player is doing nothing.
I know that I don't do anything either, but the difference is: he

tries

to look hard as if he were doing something.
So,

Shadd_ Is To Hang The Laundry And When It's Finished He Shall Obay Momrangal For The Rest Of Day1.

Votecount 1.3

EldritchAbomination(3)

~ Varsoon(25), EldritchAbomination(142), InfiniteCanine(7)

northsidegal(3)

~ Assemblerotws(1), northsidegal(16), TheGoldenParadox(25)

Aneninen(2)

~ schadd(41), Ginngie(60)

RedFlavor(2)

~ mutantdevle(25), RedFlavor(15)

Varsoon(1)

~ Aneninen(8)

Not Voting (2): Vaxkiller(14), Momrangal(16)

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

i hate myself

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

I have never been voting for Varsoon!

[Aneninen]

I’m not voting anyone...

Same issue reported here.

Then just throw it at Kitana so as she should iron it. Problem solved.

could the stupid hydra please keep their bickering to their goshdarn bickering in the PT. Half the reason I procrastinated on this game was the relentless shipposting.

step 1: lurk
step 2: find excluses not to play

lazy scum 101, nice scumclaim scumfinite scumnine

I too think they're scum.
(What? I'm talking to this hydra about game-relevant things? Impossible!)

I mean, half the reason I said yes to this game is because I can only take one at a time. Hell, I'm afk for literally all of Monday and Wednesday. And Tuesday is reserved for reading, meditation, and babysitting frat-boys on the basketball court. Thursday is dedicated to nursing a hangover. So, just because I don't have 10 heads and also, unlike you, have irl responsibilities means I don't get to post as often, and ur bullship posting makes me not want to do it even more. So go suck an egg.

Fascinating and I may believe it.
However,

posting

it after Abomination's 780 is scummy.

Besides, it would be a shame if you had to was the dishes after all those hydra heads, eh?

It's probably my fault, i was looking for a number on my pm box and didn't see it. I will do a runthrough later.

TIAM

Good.
Here's some motivation.
UNVOTE:
VOTE: Infinite Canine

(Clotilde, it's not over yet!)

[Aneninen]

Also, the case Abomination made in 839 was pigeon poop. 843 clearly contradicted it.

So, for Redflavour: I think Infinite Canine and Shadd_ are scum.

[Aneninen]

What is your problem Ginngie Weasley? Do you have ornitophobia?

[Aneninen]

There's another problem. I don't think the Superhydra is scum. Some of the heads are actually producing content.

[Aneninen]

Cover your heads!
The pigeon is coming!

[Aneninen]

ya tru but that sounds like scum pre-defending town

*shrug*

RedFlavor is looking pretty scummy to me. Every post has had pretty much zero content.

Oops posted as my alt.

Good catch! It must have been hard to find that among'st all the other contentful players!

Counter solution:
We test the Loyal Vigilantes on us. If we die, then one of them is town. If we don't, we can assume outside interference like role blocker or bus driver.

What if I don't believe those Vig-claimes?
By the way, am I unable to comprehend this post or have you just scumclaimed?

I have you seen the Ocean's Eleven through 13?

Surprisingly few posts. And surprisingly few active players.
I feel like you're my Terry Benedict here

I have. Explain?

[Aneninen]

Preemptive prod dodge.
And I have a Parallel Activity scumtell on myself.

[Aneninen]

By the way, am I unable to comprehend this post or have you just scum claimed?

You comprehend the post just fine.

That was just as funny as grey cabinet.

TGP and Red claimed Loyal Vigilante. TGP claimed first. Red second.

Varsoon indirectly claimed Day Vig and took a shot at us.
Vaxkiller claimed to be Hydra buster. Which is exactly what it says on the tin.
Pigeon fake claimed Day Vig.

Useful summary.
I counterclaim the last one.

it was more meant to be about momrangal than you, but okay.

This came two minutes after InfiniteCanine quoted him. For your information.

Yeah I don't think that's a good idea. Mafia roleblocker if it exists could create false positives.

Speculations about a PR which may be fake. La wow.

Who we lynching?

Either bad-town or troll-scum.

[Aneninen]

I like the people voting the hydra better.
But I want a fun game with lots of poopy posts to read.
Conflicted.

I'm not fun.
You're scum I think.

By the way, isn't there a wagon in InfiniteCanine too?

see how can this not come from scum? Even in a troll condition like this game, why would you actively play against your win condition like this? Why don't ya'll just ask the mod to re-send your role pm to clear up this confusion so ya'll can even have a hope of being productive and not simply being a wifom machine.

This would be worth something if it weren't about the Superhydra.
But here's an idea. What sort of coffee-maker have you got?

Wanting "poppy" posts is something scum, not town want.

Hm. I didn't like that one from Vaxkiller either.

Preemptive prod dodge.
And I have a Parallel Activity scumtell on myself.

This is scum too.

I mean a lot of your argument regarding that honestly is just taking something at face value and everything is black and white

“Either you play strictly like this or you’re scum”

And you're scumreading me because of...?

The Hydra's readlist in 952 seems to be okay. Why is Vaxkiller town? Why is Paradox town?

Also

Spoiler:

Place your bets ladies and gentlemen!

Place your bets!

Can you tell me where I can find those videos? I loved them! By the way, I vote for waving-dancing horse.

This came two minutes after InfiniteCanine quoted him. For your information.

???

Time tags. You were quoted and you were here in 2 minutes.

[Aneninen]

And you're scumreading me because of...?

love

Wow. That explains everything.
(Nice tie, anyway. Have you ever considered wearing a buttoned tie?)

Wat?
We have a Creature?
- Ghost

creature doesn't sign in hydras. i think your impression needs work.

There's no Creature in that Hydra.

We really need to consolidate on a lynch.
I'm still for Eldritch.

If InfiniteCanine's scum, Varsoon must be scum, too.

This makes no sense and needs to be lynched badly.

This makes no sense and needs to be lyched badly.

Yes, the idea that an 11 headed hydra would act in any predictable way is hogwash. The fact is that 90% of what they say is at least distracting to finding scum and at worst scum.

It really is a policy lynch, but I don't care.
I won't be able to play this game with them here.
Their existence makes for a bad game environment.

There are heads who are actually posting content. I don't think neither of you have noticed that yet.

So...Varsoon still ignores a probscum slot on D1 (like, a dream situation) and votesits on a PL

Parrotting that.

VOTE: IC

VOTE: INFINITE CANINE

Was that a hammer?

You iddiots. At least let them f*cking claim.

Yeah, he should have.

How much stock are we putting into claims again? Considering this game isn't balanced, is possibly bastard, and most likely role madness.

Is it a role madness game?

Ill probably shoot an inactive person instead of hydra

If your claim happens to be genuine, that's not a bad idea.

so what you are saying is the the mod is making it so that all of you do not know what your role is? Have all of you asked what your role is, or only some of you. How do ya'll not have a role pm from the mod sitting in your inbox at all times? would not this be the town way to resolve the ambiguity? What town motivation do some of your heads have for keeping the second role secret?

What was the point of this?

[Aneninen]

^^
That wall up there was terrible.

[Aneninen]

"that was dumb to hammer"
"this needs to be lynched badly"

I still would have liked to see a claim.

In post 991, EldritchAbomination wrote:
So...Varsoon still ignores a probscum slot on D1 (like, a dream situation) and votesits on a PL
Parrotting that.

Uuhhhhh?

I have the same opinion as the Hydra-head has.

I'm just guessing it's role madness. Mod said that the game wouldn't be remotely balanced. I think that that implies role madness, but I don't know.

The lack of balance =/= Role Madness, but *shrug*

[Aneninen]

10 pages of nothing, I guess, that's what awaits.

random (very bastard).

I like this now

Wow.
Then I claim Random Vanilla Townie.

Actually, there was that VC in 1091. Something disturbs me: there wasn't a counterwagon. I rarely see Day1 wagons on scum without a counter.

So, I'm back to this:
UNVOTE:
VOTE: Clotilde

who we lynchin tomorrow

you pls

Varsoon is scum. Good to know.

If I've actually gotten anything positive from this experience, it is this:
As inclusive as I try to be with my games, I've learned that I should never allow hydra with more than 2 heads.

That wasn't the first post like this from Varsoon. He's been trying to look busy, to post content, to scumhunt, but most of his posts are empty.
Just tell me something! Why didn't you try to derail your partner's lynch instead?

run through 1

TOWN
EldritchAbomination
Aneninen
Infinite Canine
Varsoon
Vaxkiller

LOYAL VIGS (alignment TBA)
RedFlavor
TheGoldenParadox

DOESN'T MATTER YOU DEAD
Assemblerotws

PEOPLE LEFT
Momrangal
schadd_
Ginngie
mutantdevle
northsidegal

Why are InfiniteCanine and Varsoon are town?
Why is Momrangal scum?

[Aneninen]

i guess questionable ones would be anen, varsoon and vax, though i can see varsoon as town i guess. fine with the people left being where they are (except for me of course).

Explain?

To literally anyone who plays in the open queue:

What are you talking about?

................. plenty of pages I refuse to read.
Where are the other players?

InfiniteCanine, 1233 – this was fascinating (not really). But, you were hammered. Were you scum?

I really like how varsoon is doing nothing but complaining about trolling and super hydra making it hard to play

!!! Haven't I said the same thing?

So, I'm back to this:
UNVOTE:
VOTE: Clotilde

Are you doing this for shitposting purposes?
Like please specifically state exactly why you keep doing this. Is there a game relevant reason or are you just dicking around?

What are you talking about? There was a hammer ages ago!

Re: Varsoon: Presumably because he's doing absolutely nothing to further scum wincon other than make an ass out of himself trying to policy lynch our slot when our content-to-shitpost ratio is actually somehow higher than his. I guess InfiniteCanine flipping scum could implicate Varsoon but we'll get that flip... anytime... now...

Has he done anything townish so far?

Re: Marangal: Why is Marangal town? She does a lot of calling people out on their bullshit and fencesitting our slot but not a lot of scumhunting. The list didn't say she's definitively scum, just that she's in a PoE scumpool. RedFlavor is gonna try to vig her.

Eg she pointed out the same thing about Varsoon as I did.

[Aneninen]

So, I'm back to this:
UNVOTE:
VOTE: Clotilde

No take backs.
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Lynch has already been achieved.

Fffffffffffffffffffffft.
I. Know. There. Was. A. Hammer. And. I. Know. I. Voted. For. Infinite. Canine.

So, since it doesn't matter on Day1 any more, I can make any kind of pigeon poop vote I wish.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Sukeena

Post-edit.
Actually, I may be biased, Varsoon. Your posts are emtpy and mostly about explaining how terrible this game is. However, there are quite a couple of players who have literally done nothing.

[Aneninen]

You voted Clotilde multiple times. I'm just trying to figure out if it's game relevant.

No.
UNVOTE:
VOTE: Clotilde

Like I said, the fact that you kept doing so is a huge part of the reasoning the scumteam is using to lynch you. Do you not think your wagon is scum motivated?

Is there a wagon on me? I haven't even noticed it.

Like jesus it's not that hard to point out that Varsoon has no content yet is shirting on others for having TOO MUCH content. Marangal is LAMISTing by making the low-hanging-fruit points.

Wait-oh.
I'm scumreading Varsoon and so is Marangal. Yet you think I'm town and she's scum. How does that add up?

I've been trying to get you lynched before IC was ever voted, though.
Why are you calling it a counterwagon?

I guess they meant their own wagon.
On the other hand, it's pointless to counter the IC-wagon now.

[Aneninen]

I'll catch up in a few hours.

[Aneninen]

Go read Marangal's ISO and tell me it looks town motivated.

I'll do so. Checked your ISO. I don't know. It's quite empty. Which doesn't make her scum, nor town. (In this game. In a "normal" game I'd call it scummy.)

Also to make things perfectly clear, I'm lukewarm on Varsoon. I just want him to do more because I think he can do more. I'm tagging on varsoon more because I want him to deliver what he's asking others to do.

Why him?

You're not gonna believe this but...

I'm an energizer!

What the dancing little nymph is that?

I am looking for a Shepard

This and his posts around this make me think he's town.

Look all the good players on this hydra have schadd in the lynchpool. If you wanna get with the program, come on board.

VOTE: schadd

I can sheep that.
VOTE: Schadd

Town post.

?

[Aneninen]

Preemptive prod dodge. Sorry.

[Aneninen]

I know I'm doing pigeon poop right now.
Since I haven't had time yet to check anything, can someone summarize all the conclusions from the Night Actions we know for me?

[Aneninen]

Hate me but V/LA.
I should have done it earlier.

[Aneninen]

So, can we assume Varsoon is conf-town? If so, so am I.
Which means, I should invest in this game.

I haven't read the recents. But it shall happen in the second part of the week.

[Aneninen]

I don't have a gun

[Aneninen]

Do we know whom NSG checked?

[Aneninen]

Back and reading. Or something similar.

[Aneninen]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but here's where I am.

(1) Assuming Varsoon's telling the truth, Varsoon, Ginngie and me are town. Which means, the scum are among'st the other four players.
(2) Assuming it's 10:3, it's LyLo. If so, the three scum could have voted for Mutant if he were town. Actually, two would have been enough. Since there has been plenty of time happening since those two votes, it seems to be a safe assumption that Mutant is scum.
(3) The same might be true for Momrangal, a couple of pages ago there were two votes for her. I'm not sure for how long, though.

[Aneninen]

Okay. If there's no objection I'll vote for Mutant.

[Aneninen]

VOTE: Momrangal

[Aneninen]

VOTE: Mutantdevle

I had a dream and this game was in. You flipped scum.

(Haven't read the recents, though)