oh, how the mighty have fallen

[lalaladucks]

all i wanted
was
a wholegrain CRACKER
with peanut butter and apple slices on it
there was barely any peanut butter to start with so i should've known it was all going to be a disaster.
i managed to scrape together one peanut butter and apple slice cracker anyway
took
two bites
AND

it
FELL
on THE GROUND

now all i'm left with is half an apple and who in the world would eat a PLAIN APPLE

[lalaladucks]

please crosspost in hand with a name thanks

fine but you have to join me in the war on apples

this is why we left you in the wolf's belly damnit.

:(((((((((((((((((((((

[lalaladucks]

heh this is a silly thread!

[lalaladucks]

wait is the thread title about the cracker literally falling or you (lala) metaphorically falling
neither is very mighty

open to interpretation but what's not open to interpretation is your blatant rudeness!

[lalaladucks]

Plain apples are tasty! Just remember to eat it from the bottom so you can eat the core too.

do you eat that little butthole-looking thing at the bottom or spit it out tho

[lalaladucks]

somebody convinced me to eat a PLAIN APPLE somehow

axxle it's staring me right in the face....................

[lalaladucks]

one bite it.... went in............

[lalaladucks]

oh friend you are behind the times

[lalaladucks]

seeds. eugh.
the one who convinced me to eat an apple is somewhat of an apple connoisseur and reckons that the middle bit of the core right near the seeds pretty much isn't even apple any more... would agree with that based on this experience.

final verdict: 2/10 not worth

[lalaladucks]

you're not ready for this jelly?

[lalaladucks]

ahem i know how to eat an apple... i usually ignore the butthole, i've heard that's the best course of action

[lalaladucks]

the stickers on apples are edible

[lalaladucks]

i forgot that i accidentally ate an apple butthole one time and someone reminded me and linked me this thread. 2016 lalaladucks! what an adventure