Scummer D&D: new thread

[GuyInFreezer]

http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=900575

[GuyInFreezer]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... 1642738626

Here is the complete (hopefully) list of feats that are used in this game along with its requirement and subtypes.
Please let me know if I'm missing a feat.

Now I don't know how google doc exactly works so when you use filtering, please restore it to its original form after you're done with it.

[GuyInFreezer]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/b2ylfetplpp2b ... .xlsx?dl=0 is a dropbox link if you want to download it. It's an excel file.

[GuyInFreezer]

Can I get the estimate of the current funds?

I can get my warhorse + saddle with 170gp.

The benefit is that I get +1 attack vs smaller than large sized enemies and my charge does double damage.

[GuyInFreezer]

Well Zenith has 90gp on him so I only need 80gp from the party pool.

[GuyInFreezer]

Because we're crossing the desert storm, I think horse is pretty necessary because we the heavy armor wearers can only move 10ft per turn lol.

[GuyInFreezer]

Let's do something fun.

Everyone post one item that you really want that is reasonable to get early game.

[GuyInFreezer]

The macro for PA if anyone wants it.

Code: Select all

Name this macro "PA".

?{Power Attack Value|0}

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Sample Power Attack Macro. You can change the value except for that says "#PA".

&{template:DnD35Attack} {{pcflag=true}} {{name=Zenith}} {{subtags=thrusts his lance with some extra oomph!}} {{attack1=hitting AC[[1d20cs20 +9 -#PA ]]}} {{critconfirm1=Crit?:[[1d20cs20 +9 ]]}} {{damage1=for [[1d8 + 6 + 2*#PA ]] dmg with #PA PA.}}

EDIT: This assumes power attacking with 2H weapons.

[GuyInFreezer]

1640G right now if I'm remembering correctly.

[GuyInFreezer]

3452- 750 (CLW) = 2402

Scale Mail
Chain Mail
MW Chain Shirt

Detect Magic scroll
Hold Portal scroll

[GuyInFreezer]

2402 - 1500 (Brian's Full Plate) - 100 (Sven's studded lether barding) - 500 (ConMan's str rating +1 composite bow) = 302G

[GuyInFreezer]

- 120G (Conman's military saddle) - 20G (Will's military saddle) - 100G (GIF's speclal mount barding) = 62G

[GuyInFreezer]

Sure. Due to some magical reason now we have 2762g.

[GuyInFreezer]

3062G.

What else are we buying?

[GuyInFreezer]

I had to leave early this session so good for me too.

[GuyInFreezer]

3062-1750 (Who laerning spells to carry) = 1312G

Anyone who wants a masterwork weapon, let me know.

[GuyInFreezer]

Brian gets a +1 full plate instead.

162g left.

[GuyInFreezer]

162 + 100 (Not buying my barding) + 25 (selling scale mail) + 75 (selling chain mail) - 310 (MW Lance) + 5 (old lance) = 57G

[GuyInFreezer]

1000G - Blackclaw

4 Chain Shirts
1 +1 Mithral Chain Shirts
1 buckler

1 Two-bladed sword
1 Light hammer
1 MW greatsword
1 Sleep arrow
1 MW cold iron longsword

1 Potion of lesser resotration

3 Magic Weapon scrolls
1 Remove fear
2 Protection from Evil

1 Wand of Charm animal

1 Hat of Disguise
1 Periapt of Wisdom +2

[GuyInFreezer]

MW Full Plate
Mithral Chain Shirt
Chain Shirt
MW Branded Mail
MW Tower Shield
+1 Heavy Steel Shield
+1 Full Plate - Zenith
Mithral Chain Shirt
Dragonhide BP - Cyndel

MW Battleaxe
Falchion
MW dagger
MW dagger
Handaxe
+1 goblinbane Shortsword
+2 heavy mace - Julian

Ring of Protection +1

Bag of Holding T2

Gloves of Dex +2 - Tex

890G - Blackclaw

4 Chain Shirts
1 +1 Mithral Chain Shirts
1 buckler

1 Two-bladed sword
1 Light hammer
1 MW greatsword
1 Sleep arrow
1 MW cold iron longsword

1 Potion of lesser resotration

3 Magic Weapon scrolls
1 Remove fear
2 Protection from Evil

1 Wand of Charm animal

1 Hat of Disguise
1 Periapt of Wisdom +2

[GuyInFreezer]

Total fund = 6651G

[GuyInFreezer]

6651 - 750 (CLW wand) -4000 (+2 int) = 1901G

[GuyInFreezer]

Carmina:
2 MW Daggers
+1 Mithral Chain Shirt


Julian:
+1 Heavy Steel Shield
MW cold iron longsword
+2 heavy mace

Cynbel:
Dragonhide BP
CLW wand
Preiapt of Wisdom +2

Will:
+2 Int whatever

Zenith:
+1 Full Plate

Tex:
Mithral Chain Shirt
1 sleep arrow
Gloves of Dex +2

[GuyInFreezer]

6651 - 750 (CLW wand) -4000 (+2 int) = 1901G

+ 5k
Silversheen
Potion of fly
Bag of holding type 1
PoP II

[GuyInFreezer]

> boots of winterlands
> desert campaign

sold it for 1,250G

6901 + 1250 = 8,151G

I believe lilith is coming back this session so lens of detection goes to her.
If she doesn't show up, then whoever with the next highest search get it.

[GuyInFreezer]

Uh it seems like I forgot to hand out ring of protection +1 last time.

I'll take and brian takes the other.

[GuyInFreezer]

8,151G - 750G (Wand of CLW) = 7401G
7401 G - 1G (Salary for Treasurer) = 7400G

[GuyInFreezer]

7401 G - 1G (Salary for Treasurer) = 7400G

FakeGod (09:08:02)
salary for treasurer
IS DEATH

Who (17:17:38)
Also CORRUPTION! CROOKED ZENITH!

Treasurer lives hard.

[GuyInFreezer]

7400G-4000G(+2 cha for Brian) = 3400G

[GuyInFreezer]

-350G (Minor wizardry stuff) = 3050G

[GuyInFreezer]

-300G (Search +2 MW whatever for ppl) = 2750G

[GuyInFreezer]

15500G

+1 Mithral Chain Shirt -

Tex

+ Mithral Breastplate

+1 FP of F.Resist -

Julian

+1 Splint Mail
MW FP

MW Warhammer

Potion of Shield of Faith +4
Potion of Haste

3 Ring of Prot +1
Ring of Jumping -

Cynbel

Ring of F.Resist -

Will

Ring of Prot +2
Ring of Wizardry (1)
1 Ring of Chameleon Power -

Carmina

1 Ring of Animal Friendship
Ring of Spell Storing Minor

Scroll of Death Ward -

Julian

Scroll of C.C.W -

Julian

Cloak of the Manta Ray
Necklace of Fireballs Type 2
Candle of Truth

Ioun Stone (Pink rhomboid) +2 Con -

Julian

Tome of Leadership and influence +1

[GuyInFreezer]

Claim your picks and I'll start selling the rest.

[GuyInFreezer]

selling:


+ Mithral Breastplate

+1 Splint Mail
MW FP

MW Warhammer


Cloak of the Manta Ray
Necklace of Fireballs Type 2
Candle of Truth

Tome of Leadership and influence +1


Net: 39,881G - 1G (Feeding Brixam) = 39,880G.

[GuyInFreezer]

ConMan I don't think you would want it. It's a medium armor and limits your dex to less than what you have now.

[GuyInFreezer]

Can I have the Ring of Chameleon Power so I can go around looking like Texas Holz wreathed in green flames?


Hahaha naa but that would be a gpod ring for Lilith

The ring clearly belongs to me so that I can go around looking like a sorcerer.

[GuyInFreezer]

Lilith, if you cash in the wish to get 25k, I'm willing to fund you with additional 2k to get you a ring of blinking.

[GuyInFreezer]

Ask the genie to craft it for us!

Original Roll String: 1d20+7

1 20-Sided Dice: (10)+7 = 17

[GuyInFreezer]

[GuyInFreezer]

The puzzle dungeon

[GuyInFreezer]

http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1028819
Brixam

[GuyInFreezer]

I won't be here this Sunday either.

[GuyInFreezer]

Guys post what you want in next 2 days, which is the deadline until I spend the rest with my own decision

[GuyInFreezer]

Who gets 20k for spells.
Brian gets cha+2.
Lilith gets CoR+2.
I get Con +2.

Does chamber start with any funds?

[GuyInFreezer]

Sieglief

http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1064538

[GuyInFreezer]

15,100G left with wish and all that

[GuyInFreezer]

22,100G with those pickups.

[GuyInFreezer]

I wont be able to make it today due to family things

[GuyInFreezer]

Sorry for unexpectedly not showing up.
I had something not-so-great happening.

[GuyInFreezer]

Can't get worse than what happened in last campaign

[GuyInFreezer]

If I die I'll reroll as melee cleric.

[GuyInFreezer]

If I die I'll reroll as melee cleric.

nvm this. Going pure melee.

[GuyInFreezer]

https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1099773

Melee one

[GuyInFreezer]

Who, please buy yourself a belt of concentration +5 during the counsil meeting. You're riding with me from now on.

[GuyInFreezer]

Current gp: 47410G

[GuyInFreezer]

Yo RC your wis temp mod should be 6, not 2.

Youve been rolling spot and sense motive 4 less than you shouldve rolled.

[GuyInFreezer]

Cleric with Fhalanghn here (Luck/Protection)

[GuyInFreezer]

33060G left

[GuyInFreezer]

FG suggests that we split up so me/Brian/RC/that one cleric to get that devil while Who/Lilith kidnaps Wayne via paralyze/da/whatever at the same time.
Thoughts?

[GuyInFreezer]

https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1139309

Here's the cleric in work

[GuyInFreezer]

Jenna is a SSniper.

[GuyInFreezer]

Also its not Wayne that's assassin, it's Jenna.

[GuyInFreezer]

Could be a sorcerer

[GuyInFreezer]

Oh wait armor

Hmm beguiler?

[GuyInFreezer]

Plan so far is splitting between (Carmina/Will) and the rest + Cleric.
Carmina + Will do something about Wayne while rest of the party rushes devil before he sets up anything.

Dunno any details.

[GuyInFreezer]

#WeLived

[GuyInFreezer]

A few years later, Zenith arrives at the city of Bogata, having heard the rumor that there is a woman named Zenia living in the city as a headmaster of a certain crafting guild.

He arrives at the Green Pillar, to finally meet his long list daughter once and for all.

"....Oh, Zenia! I have been looking for you for so many years that I have lost count! Let us not be separated from each other from now on!"
"Oh, father! It is so glad to see you once again! ...And I'm sorry that I have to do this to you. You were too late. I am truly sorry."

Zenia touched her father with a glowing dark orb, and Zenith fell.

"...Please tell my mother hello, dear father. Now, come now, Timothy. We have work to do... eheheheh"
"Always a pleasure to serve you, master."

[GuyInFreezer]

#WeLived

are you sure that you are not dead inside

That's a given.

[GuyInFreezer]

https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1149288

Necromancer

[GuyInFreezer]

Back to cleric

https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1139309

[GuyInFreezer]

Hey RC do you plan to element substitute anything other than fireball? If not, i recommend elven spell lore. It's a level 9 feat (you can just take twin spell at lv 3 to make a room). It only works on one spell (you gotta choose a spell when you take a feat, like arcane thesis), but this feat lets you change the spell to any energy type including sonic, which is better than acid.

[GuyInFreezer]

^

Rolled for reincarnating Adileh

[GuyInFreezer]

So I thought about going meleeable cleric but then I realized that I'm not getting pounce so imma stick with cloisteree

[GuyInFreezer]

Oh btw I incorporated the story.

[GuyInFreezer]

Ok I'm terribly sorry for a change of mind the day before the session start, but I think warlock will do better job at what I want to do in this campaign.

https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1163992

I'll keep the portrait and backstory same, just with changed name.

[GuyInFreezer]

(expired on 2017-04-02 13:00:00)

For Who

[GuyInFreezer]

And by Ainar being busy, we mean that RC wasn't logged on lol

[GuyInFreezer]

+1586G
(200G per person)

ring of prot+1
leather armor
Oil of Taggit x3

This is the list of items that haven't been claimed by anyone.

[GuyInFreezer]

200G are y'all's to keep, to reflect on the situation that our party members are not really trusting of each other yet.

Apparently, we're gonna get +1000G when we slay the owlbear. So the suggested plan is to invest in full plate armor (I think Brian will be the only one in the party who can wear it. lol rip squishy party)
and invest the 1000G we'll get from owlbear thing to buy the wand of CLW if it becomes available.

Selling leather armor for 5G cos who's gon wear it?

[GuyInFreezer]

Brian buys a full plate. 1500G from the fund, you can pay extra 150G if you want masterwork.

People have until next session to propose a better spending plan.

I bought 1 CLW potion and 1 PfE potion from my pocket money.

[GuyInFreezer]

i thought i claimed the oil of taggit

Oh ok

[GuyInFreezer]

24g for sunrods

[GuyInFreezer]

By this I mean everyone add 2 sunrods in y'all's inventory.

Also do you want to put the 500g we get into party pool or keep them as your pocket money?

[GuyInFreezer]

62gp + 1000gp - 300gp (RC upgrading his bought longbow to MW) = 762gp

[GuyInFreezer]

4992G

2 clear pearls
Greataxe
2 Spears

2 longswords
1 trident

+1 Chain Shirt - Nuala
Buckler

Masterwork Quarterstaff (Selene)

Potion of Invis
Ring of Prot +1 - Nuala or Jorik, whoever doesn't have one

Divine Scroll of CLW
Arcane Scroll of Magic Weapon
Arcane Scroll of Levitate

Wand of Silence (9) - Divine - Selene

Cloak of Resistance +2 (Brian)

Gloves of Dex +2 (Lilith)

Large Pink Gem (900GP)

[GuyInFreezer]

Divine Insight (+8 on diplo) + Eagle's Splendor (+2) +6 ranks on diplo
Selling the pink gem

Original Roll String: 1d20+16

1 20-Sided Dice: (19)+16 = 35

CLWs

Original Roll String: 1d8+3

1 8-Sided Dice: (4)+3 = 7

Original Roll String: 1d8+3

1 8-Sided Dice: (5)+3 = 8

Original Roll String: 1d8+3

1 8-Sided Dice: (3)+3 = 6

Heal yourselves

[GuyInFreezer]

5892G now

[GuyInFreezer]

Denied. I will only accept mules.

[GuyInFreezer]

5892G - 475G (spellbook) - 750G (wand of clw) = 4717G

[GuyInFreezer]

Spoiler: Lunagard Conspiracy

The lunagard party, despite the well known rumors of their success, was TPK'd.

Karl and No Two managed to flee the area but the rest were unfortunate, and they fell one by one.

When the situation looked most grim, the group from Sigils teleported in. Because they decided that the incoming full demonic invasion was a threat to the plane, they quickly solved the problem. Rislyn bumped into them and she exploded. Because the sigil members didnt want the rumor of them in the material plane, they casted a spell to alter the memory of those involved so that people think that the lunagard group was the one who stopped the demonic invasion. And the druid in the group reincarnated the dead members as children, wiped their memory, and sent them all to orphanage.

However, No Two made the will save and kept the original memory of what actually happened. He became traumatized and started to spend his day drinking excessively.

Who Karl married was actually a changling in disguise. Two changling sisters, madly in love with Karl, disguised themselves as the party members with their careful planning. No Two knew about the changlings but he was too drunk to tell him about them. However, he somehow managed to tell him to go to tundra, where there was an academy he worked as a professor of conjurer. Grimwire is also from that academy, eventually learning the truth of the lunagard campaign. Soon after, he was used as a scapegoat and was kicked out of the academy.

[GuyInFreezer]

Everyone pick 2 skills that you would like to add +2.

[GuyInFreezer]

I'll take heal and diplomacy.

[GuyInFreezer]

Who, can you make me an item of permanent longstrider? Because I messed up the carrying capacity, I'll actually need it to move 30ft no matter what I do.

[GuyInFreezer]

First one.
Because precise shot at lv 9 means youre going to be saaaad until lv 9.

[GuyInFreezer]

Then the plan is crafting str+2, item of longstrider, and 1k to spend at whatever

[GuyInFreezer]

Selene invites Alex to dinner

Cooking check (+8 base, +8 divine insight, +2 owl's wisdom)

Original Roll String: 1d20+18

1 20-Sided Dice: (18)+18 = 36

[GuyInFreezer]

GuyInFreezer (13:36:36)
FG is preparing dinner for Alex count as a gift?

GuyInFreezer (13:37:08)
idk how good they need to be but my cooking is at +8 right now

FakeGod (13:37:53)
It better be really good.

FakeGod (13:38:03)
DC 20 at least, or you risk offending him

Reference btw

[GuyInFreezer]

Spoiler: With a roll like Holz

[GuyInFreezer]

Take 3k from hook c

> Yes
> No
> Resist Arrest

[GuyInFreezer]

1717G + 3000G (Hook C thing) - 500G (10 CLW potion by Brian) = 4217G

[GuyInFreezer]

4217G - 600G (scroll of restoration lesser, scroll of cure paralysis, potion of invis) = 3617G

[GuyInFreezer]

3617G - 2500G (Bag of Holding Type I) = 1117G

[GuyInFreezer]

1117 - 350 (scorching ray) - 50 (MW tool of intimidate for Brian) - 50 (MW bluff tool for Who) - 50 (MW Heal tool for me) - 300 (MW search tool for everyone) = 317G

[GuyInFreezer]

Lore of teh gods rolling knat for trolls, nyctrs (?), and the flower

Base 1 rank + lore (5) + library (2)

Original Roll String: 1d20+8

1 20-Sided Dice: (4)+8 = 12

Original Roll String: 1d20+8

1 20-Sided Dice: (17)+8 = 25

Original Roll String: 1d20+8

1 20-Sided Dice: (17)+8 = 25

[GuyInFreezer]

If the library research takes more than 40 minutes, then I'll sybstitute the library bonus with the MW item of kNat (and also -50 in the process)

[GuyInFreezer]

LotG again on the nat 1s

Original Roll String: 1d20+8

1 20-Sided Dice: (20)+8 = 28

Original Roll String: 1d20+8

1 20-Sided Dice: (15)+8 = 23

[GuyInFreezer]

So I won't be here this session because I have to attend to my sister's concert.

[GuyInFreezer]

Any morning ~ 12 PM EST on Saturday.

[GuyInFreezer]

Our party's breakfast is hobo'd pumpkin pie with diced wolf meat and seasoned with mushrooms found in Act 2.

Original Roll String: 1d20+8

1 20-Sided Dice: (11)+8 = 19

[GuyInFreezer]

Let me think of an alternative solution before I veto.

[GuyInFreezer]

4659G left rn - Cold Iron arrows = 4649G + 1050G (Quest) = 5699G

[GuyInFreezer]

Original Roll String: 1d20+9

1 20-Sided Dice: (15)+9 = 24

Bardic knowlwdgr caligri

[GuyInFreezer]

5700 + 4700 = 10400G

[GuyInFreezer]

Viktory

[GuyInFreezer]

Guys we probably should sell the staff.
If we sell the staff and the +1 keen, we get like 48k to equip ourselves.

[GuyInFreezer]

Can't craft anything ring I believe

[GuyInFreezer]

Original Roll String: 1d20+12

1 20-Sided Dice: (9)+12 = 21

Bardic Knowledge

[GuyInFreezer]

Original Roll String: 1d20+10

1 20-Sided Dice: (17)+10 = 27

Original Roll String: 1d20+12

1 20-Sided Dice: (5)+12 = 17

[GuyInFreezer]

I'll have to leave about an hour early.

[GuyInFreezer]

[GuyInFreezer]

28311 + 4300 ish (Breastplate) = 34.5k + 6.8k (one fireball wand) + 2.1k (one magic missile wand) = 43.4k
- 11250G (Wand of Fly) = 32.1k

[GuyInFreezer]

32.1k - 23k (+1 Starmetal Holy Spiked Chain)

-3k (Oil of +5 Magic Weapon)

postponing this until next loot time = 9.1k

[GuyInFreezer]

9.1k - 1.5k (Detect Good/Evil) = 3,100 - 375 (detect magic) = 7,225G

[GuyInFreezer]

7,225 - 700 (Scroll of Dimdoor) - 150 (MW tool of Sense Motive) -50 (MW tool of Search) = 6325G - 5250G (Burning rage + resist energy) = 1,075G

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ITEM DISTRIBUTION
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Lilian - +1 Starmetal Holy Spiked Chain (+1d6 damage VS outsiders, +2d6 damage VS evil creatures, adamantine property)
Arthur - Wand of Fly, Wand of Detect Evil/Good, Wand of Detect Magic, Wand of Burning Rage, Wand of Resist Energy, MW tool of Search, MW tool of Sense Motive, Scroll of Dim Door
Druid - MW tool of Sense Motive
Volabo - MW tool of Sense Motive

[GuyInFreezer]

1,075 + 5,500 + 12,000 = 18,575G

[GuyInFreezer]

https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1499689

[GuyInFreezer]

To make things not hidden and stuff, I am considering switching to artificer.
Here are the pros and cons.

Pro

1. Melees are better equipped (You've seen properly funded Lilian in that kerberos fight)
2. Means of revival kicks in early (at L7)
3. Slightly more spell-support and UMD.

Con

1. Firepower goes down a little bit.
2. It is

ME

who's playing an artificer.
3. I won't be as effective in combat.

What do you think?
Should I keep being melee or switch to artificer?

[GuyInFreezer]

https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1528262

This is the final one.

[GuyInFreezer]

This is a reminder that you should buy a potion of CLW if you have any to spare. (You do.)

[GuyInFreezer]

Well that was some session.

I say we just restart combat.

1. While we could've done better, it was purely bad RNG that screwed us over. And so far, any of the discussed plans can be screwed over with bad RNG.
(He went over 3 hits with about 80~90% chance of hitting. We only had to hit once. We rolled 1,2,1)

2. It probably doesn't make sense for many characters to just let that bastard grab Vix.

Any objections for combat restart? Full restart is meh considering that solving mystery that we already know the answer of is not fun and I don't feel like working on a character again.

[GuyInFreezer]

Also, I'll be a bit late this time. About 10~15 min.

[GuyInFreezer]

You find a hidden cache of 4 vials of Alchemist's Fire.

You also find 72g.

You also find 2 small topaz gems, and a strange looking statue of a toad. You also find a masterwork light crossbow.

5 potions
2 small topaz gems
some useless toad statue

Did I forget something that was not listed that no one took?

[GuyInFreezer]

5400g, 2 Topaz, 9 Pearls, 2x Antotoxin, Masterwork Studded Leather, Masterwork Heavy Flail

[GuyInFreezer]

6290G in cash

[GuyInFreezer]

7100g
9 Shrunken heads that I am counting as gems, and 1 Garnet
Endure Elements potion, and invisibility potion
Scroll of sleep, scroll of Detect secret doors