Touhou UCanPick 5 - [Game Over]

[Kiana Kaslana]

No like legit let's turbo

I'm not used to catching so many scum so fast

Welcome to a town led by EC/Katy/KK. Hope you enjoyed your free trial.

[Kiana Kaslana]

Purrc, DLE, SP, KK, and Lexa are unclaimed. They should all claim by day 3 at the latest, preferably with flavor and spell card.

I'll claim when you're dead, you clown.

[Kiana Kaslana]

Hi, I'm back. Catching up. Ask me anything.

What should I eat for breakfast tomorrow morning?

French Toast.

I'll do it Kiana, just for you I'll learn how to make french toast

Also it might be good for your catchup to know that SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER Human Sequencer was vigged/flipped scum

Sorry mate, I missed your post here.

Cool, take a photo of your French Toast efforts and post it here. We'll rate it.

[Kiana Kaslana]

Again to round it off: Did this already but for emphasis:

VOTE: Text Generator

Think this wins the game here.

[Kiana Kaslana]

Will someone collate all the claimed roles? I'd do it but I'm too tired.

[hebichan]

VOTE: Text Generator

I liked it before and I like it now.

[Purrcocet]

i like you texty wexty if ur scum im am going to sad

what if emerald gamma is the deep deep wolf...

You're the deep deep cat.

*knocks over tea cup* *blinks*

[Purrcocet]

ight lets play

[Sky_Paladin]

I'm going V/LA for a couple of days /sheeping Kiana forever.

Back in 48 hours or so.

[Sky_Paladin]

Oh I forgot. Kiana did you use a spellcard yet? It probably matters.

[Sky_Paladin]

Let me check.
Day 1 no card because somebody hammered
night 1 nobody used a card because who picks a stage 1 character and gets a vig /sighs at Katy
Day 2 Katy did her thing
Night 2 oh that's after we lynch Text Gen and if the game doesn't end.

OK so it probably doesn't matter.

[Text Generator]

[quote=SP]I'm going V/LA for a couple of days /sheeping Kiana forever.

Back in 48 hours or so.[/quote]

This reads like someone who knows the game isn't going to end.

I promise to self-vote if both SP and KK claim with flavor.

[Text Generator]

dammit, I screwed up the tags :/

[Purrcocet]

are you guys sure you want to win the game? we can have a tea party tomorow.

[Text Generator]

Oh, lol, I'm not even at L-1. Hm, I guess it's between {SP/elbirn/dunn/DLE} with perhaps a dark horse in KK/Lexa?

[Text Generator]

Does FakeGod do prods? I have no idea what DLE's deal is.

[Text Generator]

I'll claim when you're dead, you clown.

Will someone collate all the claimed roles? I'd do it but I'm too tired.

This is also a p weird post combo.

[Kiana Kaslana]

Oh I forgot. Kiana did you use a spellcard yet? It probably matters.

Nope. I won't be revealing any information regarding my spell-card until I deem it relevant.

A sole person of one (1) player in the game begging me to claim, who coincidentally happens to be my choice pick for the last scum, does not make the matter relevant.

[Kiana Kaslana]

are you guys sure you want to win the game? we can have a tea party tomorow.

Are there medals or achievements to be earned on this site? A perfect town win on Day 2 should be a very formidable feat. If we're successful, I'd like to contend for that, if they exist.

[Kiana Kaslana]

I'll claim when you're dead, you clown.

Will someone collate all the claimed roles? I'd do it but I'm too tired.

This is also a p weird post combo.

What's with your entire scumteam trying to throw junk and nonsense at me since the start of the game? Give me a break.

[Kiana Kaslana]

Katy is in this game! Cool! Katyusha is good player!

Yes, let's buddy up to the claimed vig. Surely she won't notice you if you talk about how great she is.

i feel bad posting reads on fucking anybody even because when you look at the playerlist its like
SXTLHGaiden??
Sky_Paladin??
Kiana Kaslana??
Dunnstral??
hebichan??
Purrcocet??

who even are these people? like even people i actually know i have no handle whatsoever where they are in the game
some of them aren't fuggin posting and some others just blur together
kiana was here like once for a big catchup and then nothing else

336 is like almost directly untrue
like sure the post is shit aesthetically and yeah she was right in the end but i don't really think her read on that individual post is reasonable at all
reeks like she already knew brian's alignment
then her two followup posts are ironically completely lacking in actual content

Katy should be locktown/IC-level town now; no way scum would sabotage their teammate's dayvig/action like that with a self-hammer. Clearly he wanted to end the day fast and to prevent the dayvig from taking place.

see like this is true but it feels like she came to the conclusion from the scum mindset
like she knew this is what happened because she was in on it

If you don't think I'm being set up I don't know what to tell you

I'm in class and can't really post properly for a few hours
Like a lot of hours
I have a lot to say though

Town wouldn't miss you if you were gone; and you'd eliminate a spot from our PoE, so take it as a noble martyr sacrifice if you're town.

wow ok

Really?

[Text Generator]

Anyway:
VOTE: Sky_Paladin

hebi should investigate SP. Dunn is probably an investigator, but his claim looks like a scum rolecop fake-claim. I don't really see anything from Gaiden that points to town, but I also don't think FG gives scum an ability like that after the UPick 4 debacle.

Elbirn seems townish to me, but only by tone. He was notably diverting from both HS and BS kills without really addressing the wagons. I don't think KK actually thinks I'm scum, but I think she's pushing me more due to a personal investment in a narrative than out of scum motivation. A lot of purrcocet's interactions seem town to me; I started town-reading him after his early day 2 Kat paranoia.

Kat, Gamma and Lexa are town, but if one of them isn't it's Lexa. DLE could be scum, but there's absolutely nothing to go on so how would I know.

p-edit: why are you even bothering to address me like this? There isn't even a remote chance of this line of questioning being productive.

[Text Generator]

The obvious answer to that question would be that you're actually third scum and it's distancing, but I don't think it's that significant.

[Kiana Kaslana]

why are you even bothering to address me like this? There isn't even a remote chance of this line of questioning being productive.

Fair enough, I was talking to myself anyway out of frustration.

Do you have anything more useful than "I think almost the entire playerlist could be scum" or are you admitting guilt.

[Kiana Kaslana]

#1071 is just like HS's #823; entirely full of junk pulled out of where the sun doesn't shine. Except much neater and readable text generated by Text Generator.

Lynch please and stop stalling the day, thank you. Ready to move on to the next game.