itt harambey180 wins at chess

[Harambey180]

OK I never played chess before here so I gotta get used to it first...

d4

I hope it's good like this

[Harambey180]

d4 d5

I have a sneaking suspicion
you will be fine

d4 d5 e4

Suspicious after one move

[Harambey180]

d4 d5 e4 d5e4

nom

pffffft check the thread title

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3

[Harambey180]

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6

Oh yeah sheet looking at the title and I only realize now I'm supposed to win this

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3

[Harambey180]

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3

NOM.....
dude ur the most intelligent primate on earth u'll be fine

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3

"You'll be fine"
inb4 I lose and request "You'll be fine" to be my special title.

[Harambey180]

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4

NOM

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3

[Harambey180]

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3 Qb4

ain't nobody got time for that

OK lemme try to castle here because that's a different move than other moves...

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3 Qb4 O-O-O

Yess I think I figured it out now.

[Harambey180]

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3 Qb4 O-O-O Qa5

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3 Qb4 O-O-O Qa5 Qg3

If you were a better player you would have made a different move that is better, but would let me complete the trap. So sad..

This is how it would have gone if you did Bg4:

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3 Qb4 O-O-O Bg4 Nb5

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3 Qb4 O-O-O Bg4 Nb5 e5

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3 Qb4 O-O-O Bg4 Nb5 e5 Nc7

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3 Qb4 O-O-O Bg4 Nb5 e5 Nc7 Ke7
Only possible move

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3 Qb4 O-O-O Bg4 Nb5 e5 Nc7 Ke7 Qb7

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3 Qb4 O-O-O Bg4 Nb5 e5 Nc7 Ke7 Qb7 Qb7
Of course you can't resist taking the queen

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3 Qb4 O-O-O Bg4 Nb5 e5 Nc7 Ke7 Qb7 Qb7 Bc5
This is checkmate. Can't move king to safe spot, can't put a piece on d6, can't capture the bishop with another piece.

[Harambey180]

OK lemme try to castle here because that's a different move than other moves...
~snip~
Yess I think I figured it out now.

this made me panic

also never ever leaving my queen as a sole agent in the middle of the board while you're clearly controlling it

I was controlling the middle of the board but not your queen. In fact, there wasn't really even a good move for me in which I attack your queen. Probably pawn to a3 if I were to attack your queen (if I say it real quick) but I think I'd do another move anyways, depending on what your move was.
I'd say your queen was safe where it was. But your not-the-best move made me panic cuz I expected you to make the best moves. Now I'm puzzled...

[Harambey180]

ya but I panicked

You had 2 days time to think and you still panicked

[Harambey180]

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3 Qb4 O-O-O Qa5 Qg3 Be6

d4 d5 e4 d5e4 Nc3 Nf6 f3 e4f3 Qf3 Qd4 Be3 Qb4 O-O-O Qa5 Qg3 Be6 Nf3

You put me off, I'm not sure if I'm still gonna win this.