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Post Post #575 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:00 am

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In post 572, Ouroboros wrote:Oh I was just meming, I was in that game you dolt

I will not take a stance on the issue but I think you regardless of.how good ETL is heavily underestimate me
i dont think i underestimate you. i don't think you actually know what i mean when i say that ETL is as good as you. I didn't say "better". but nevermind.

i'm showing my support by voting Ventriloquist with you, but if that goes south i'm down to MANwagon verylazy
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Post Post #576 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:04 am

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Okay, reel talk.

I woke up to a post reading "I hate people" in the hydra PT this morning, so I'm gonna get to play things my way for a bit this afternoon. Jungle, feel free to call me whatever names you want.

I will most certainly be back in a few hours to make ranting and raving screaming noises at idiots. I'm sorry if you're one of the idiots, but while my minder is steamed I get these rare opportunities to be a dick.

The important bits first though.

ETL doesn't fakerage.

ETL rages as town and scum, but there is a difference.

ETL's two rages are very easy for SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ETL VERY WELL to pick apart. Good luck to the sorry sonofabitch who tries and doesn't know her.

Keeping ETL ragey but still decently engaged is an artform that I have spent days of RL time perfecting.

The good news though, is that this is a hydra slot. I will keep ETL from blowing up on you. I will keep ETL engaged. And I have never, not once, replaced out of a game of my own free will.

ETL, take ghost's advice and step back a minute. I'll be in the hydra PT for a couple hours this afternoon but I'm gonna be mobile til then.

Oh, and RC? Back the fuck off. I'm giving you space to work, extend me the same courtesy until I have the time to really dedicate to being useful. I don't want to turn this into another Heartless game, but if you piss of ETL IRL, I will take her side and this will become a shitstorm of epic proportions.

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Post Post #577 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:05 am

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It's fucking hilarious how these fools think they can meta read me when there's literally no one on site who can, much less someone who has played with me less than 1% of the games I've played.

If you were Antihero, maybe. Jingle, maybe. AP, maybe. Perhaps cabd because he's weird. None of you are those people. So don't pretend like you fucking know anything about me. I haven't played more than 4 games in the last year, and the last time I was truly active was nearly 2 years ago. Get over yourselves.

Yeah. I'm fucking amazing at scum. I'm also fucking amazing at town. That's great. If you're so afraid of me, lynch me or shoot me. Otherwise, leave me the fuck alone. Don't talk to me. Don't pretend you know me. Don't pretend you know my meta. Don't pretend meta doesn't change in 2 fucking years. But if you're going to actually try that lame bullshit, at least get it right. I've done literally zero of the things you all mentioned as "scumETL meta". Congratulations. You have done... nothing constructive.

You're both wrong and I think realmen has a good chance of actually being scum here trying to get rid of the strongest town player in this game.

Good fucking luck with that.

And for the record, I
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Post Post #578 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:06 am

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In post 576, Impossibear wrote:
ETL's two rages are very easy for SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ETL VERY WELL to pick apart. Good luck to the sorry sonofabitch who tries and doesn't know her.

Keeping ETL ragey but still decently engaged is an artform that I have spent days of RL time perfecting.
no shit sherlock. glad you're here. not so glad you're in a hydra with her and not a separate slot so that you can help in reading her.

I'll call you "Jingle". I think that sounds nice. Jingle Jungle Jangle Jongle
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Post Post #579 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:06 am

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Everyone underestimates me because my approach is so alien

There's a reason every game dead thread talks about how obvious scum I am and how frequent the refrain of I didn't play that well / deserve that win comes out. I think to fully appreciate me you have to understand me and if anyone did they'd be able to read me, so.

My playstyle isn't about being as towny as possible and lay viewpoints on scum are that the person who was the least scumread is best scum. And that's where ETL seems very good but can she do all the other things?

Hi Jingle I'm not even wagoning you, okay

I just want ventriloquist dead
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Post Post #580 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:08 am

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oh, you two
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Post Post #581 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:08 am

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i'm so glad you two chucklefucks are in hydras with partners who are weaker at scum
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Post Post #582 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:09 am

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this is not what i signed up for. i signed up for fun and to meme and chocolates and pizza and to MANwagon easyscum
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Post Post #583 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:11 am

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Im reminded of a game with shos and Titus where dick measuring was brought up

Anyway I'm not interested in arguing who is better scum. Ik interested in killing Ventriloquist.
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Post Post #584 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:12 am

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In post 577, Impossibear wrote:It's fucking hilarious how these fools think they can meta read me when there's literally no one on site who can, much less someone who has played with me less than 1% of the games I've played.

If you were Antihero, maybe. Jingle, maybe. AP, maybe. Perhaps cabd because he's weird. None of you are those people. So don't pretend like you fucking know anything about me. I haven't played more than 4 games in the last year, and the last time I was truly active was nearly 2 years ago. Get over yourselves.

Yeah. I'm fucking amazing at scum. I'm also fucking amazing at town. That's great. If you're so afraid of me, lynch me or shoot me. Otherwise, leave me the fuck alone. Don't talk to me. Don't pretend you know me. Don't pretend you know my meta. Don't pretend meta doesn't change in 2 fucking years. But if you're going to actually try that lame bullshit, at least get it right. I've done literally zero of the things you all mentioned as "scumETL meta". Congratulations. You have done... nothing constructive.

You're both wrong and I think realmen has a good chance of actually being scum here trying to get rid of the strongest town player in this game.

Good fucking luck with that.

And for the record, I
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better at scum than RC.

ETL
you know, secretly, deep down in your heart, that, the strongest town player in this game, is actually


REAL MEN

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Post Post #585 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:12 am

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In post 582, REALMEN ONLY JUNGLE wrote:this is not what i signed up for. i signed up for fun and to meme and chocolates and pizza and to MANwagon easyscum
Crazy kids trying to dance and listen to rock music.
In this world, there's two types of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
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Post Post #586 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:13 am

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In post 585, ManWithNoName wrote:
In post 582, REALMEN ONLY JUNGLE wrote:this is not what i signed up for. i signed up for fun and to meme and chocolates and pizza and to MANwagon easyscum
Crazy kids trying to dance and listen to rock music.
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Post Post #587 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:16 am

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Post Post #588 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:16 am

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Kaede - IC

Strong Town

Alchemist, Ouroboros, wilky

Maybe Town

Ramcius
Ventriloquist

Unknown

davesaz
Dunnstral
hebichan
MariaR
Nero Cain
verylazy

Maybe Scum

Ankamius
tchill
MWNN
realmen

Strong Scum

Wraith

ETL

p-edit: Grade A posting. :roll:
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Post Post #589 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:19 am

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In post 588, Impossibear wrote:Kaede - IC

Strong Town

Alchemist, Ouroboros, wilky

Maybe Town

Ramcius
Ventriloquist

Unknown

davesaz
Dunnstral
hebichan
MariaR
Nero Cain
verylazy

Maybe Scum

Ankamius
tchill
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realmen

Strong Scum

Wraith

ETL

p-edit: Grade A posting. :roll:

i'm sorry that you're not satisfied when i meme, and also not satisfied when i tryhard. may i know how i may be of service, and how i can make your stay more comfortable in this game?
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Post Post #590 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:19 am

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How badly am I allowed to burden of proficiency you on Ventriloquist scumflip?
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Post Post #591 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:20 am

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realmen - stop fucking talking to me. I don't know who you are and I really don't give a fuck.

Ouroboros - are you asking me? If so, what does that even mean?

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Post Post #592 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:23 am

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You claim best town player in this game.

Assuming I'm right and Ventriloquist flips scum, how should I interpret that flip as it pertains to your alignment?
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Post Post #593 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:23 am

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In post 591, Impossibear wrote:realmen - stop fucking talking to me. I don't know who you are and I really don't give a fuck.

Ouroboros - are you asking me? If so, what does that even mean?

ETL
i'm trying to work with you and engage with you and you diss me like that! you're so mean!

my MAN feelings are hurt

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Post Post #594 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:25 am

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i'm gonna leave the thread for a bit since ETL doesn't want to talk to me because I forgot (or intentionally didn't bring!) my Badge of ETL Approval

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Post Post #595 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:26 am

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Cya, uh, yeah I got nothing.
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Post Post #596 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:26 am

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Are you like nancy's evil twin
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Post Post #597 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:26 am

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call me WRAITH KING
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Post Post #598 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:29 am

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In post 592, Ouroboros wrote:You claim best town player in this game.

Assuming I'm right and Ventriloquist flips scum, how should I interpret that flip as it pertains to your alignment?
Best town player != perfect reads.. When has that ever been a thing? But whatever.

You want to set up mislynches in advance for the scumteam, go ahead. '

So what if he flips town, then what? Can I give you shit for it?

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Post Post #599 (ISO) » Wed May 09, 2018 5:31 am

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In post 593, REALMEN ONLY JUNGLE wrote:i'm trying to work with you
No, you're not. You're trying to troll me.

Fuck off.
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