Dance of the Title Fairy: Accepting Applications

[Gamma Emerald]

Ego. I'm back.

[Gamma Emerald]

Also, please explain Aristo's title.

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Can you explain your title please

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Alright
I've heard the song Mr. Blue Sky so I think it works.

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Any other interesting title grants?

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Guessing origins:
Accountant's is his philosophy
Mhs is his balance tracking for mini normals, and stuff like that
Zoraster for being the guy who takes care of the site as mith's "right hand man"
Panzer for his behavior, the cell referring to his ban
NM for the All Star references

[Gamma Emerald]

Pardon?

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Explain pls

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??

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Don't really care for Salmon but won't oppose it

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I got it

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nth That's so fetch

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nth That's so fetch

Fetch?

Good boy!

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Also

nth Leanan Sidhe

[Gamma Emerald]

Quick question who is this psyche guy and why does he of all people have the op. Nobody even knows him....

do u know the prophecy of the antichrist

Isn't the antichrist the child of a human and a spirit? Please tell me someone gets this.

[Gamma Emerald]

I prefer Leanna Sidhe. If it's a new title it's a NEW TITLE. Don't mash it with the old one. If the new one doesn't fully represent the person it shouldn't be passed through.

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The mash of Natirasha's old title and the suggestion Leanna Sidhe is wrong imo

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Not Chara explained my point fairly well.

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Hi

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He changed it

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It works

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And since they abolished the penny in Canada

This + metric system + true healthcare makes Canada a superior country to the US.

And we have Maple Syrup, Poutine, and Ketchup Chips!

We're legit the best country yo! XD

Ketchup Chips???

[Gamma Emerald]

Ketchup Chips???

Yeah!
Chips that are fucking Ketchup flavoured!!!
They're legit the best thing man! If you've never had them, you're missing out!

I totally ate

a whole bag

some earlier today! =D

I think I have
They weren't super good, at best they were mediocre

[Gamma Emerald]

Happy scumday Psyche

[Gamma Emerald]

we need a petition to remove zakk's joindate

i concur

*snrk*

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And since they abolished the penny in Canada

This + metric system + true healthcare makes Canada a superior country to the US.

Okay but when the cashier owes me three cents what happens

mwa ha ha ha! i am now the antithesis of titles.

you may all call me "

your blankness

"

Nom zakk for "

Your Blankness

"

We broke Elbirn

[Gamma Emerald]

Nth Elbirn

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Ah
Now I get his sig

[Gamma Emerald]

Nominate Errantparabola for

Tony Winner

or

Showtime!

for his Mafiascum: the Musical contribution for the 15th anniversary.

Link?
I like the idea!

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=71265

This is fantastic!!!

I'll

Nth

those two!
What about

Les Mafirables

though! =D

Les Mafiables?

[Gamma Emerald]

Yeah it is

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Well it's a musical but Lin-Manuel Miranda got a Tony for it

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lol

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Blame Not_Mafia

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Why

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The concept has enough
Now we need to agree on a name.

[Gamma Emerald]

That changes from time to time so no Toog.

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I think the oldest is Green Crayons

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You just wasted your votes

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I can't answer that.

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nth Not Throwing Away My Shot

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and it's still kinda vague/random
why this reference but not another?

This is based on Hamilton

[Gamma Emerald]

Panzer is right

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Antinom Wait What
It doesn't represent Tenshii imo

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This is a fucking monarchy I tell ya

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Fairy Godparent?

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nom Alisae for

Anti-Bully Ranger

Not only does it reflect his persona as a defender of the weak, it also reflects his overall cheerfulness, like a real superhero would, and a certain kind of cute cheesiness that I feel is unique to and distinctive of Alisae.

2nd

[Gamma Emerald]

It's an anime reference
You may dayvig me/Alisae now

[Gamma Emerald]

Why

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Id say No Bullying Allowed but that's her username for her hydra with ssbm_kyouko

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I can play off that! Nice

The Hero MS Needs

nth This

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nth Bright Knight

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NOOOOO

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No

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No

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I've put zakk's title back to the standard. No more blank titles.

Are you taking this challenge to your authority, Psyche?

Blank zor's title!

Yes

[Gamma Emerald]

No

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Can we have a special title designated to banned Users

Bye, Felicia!

Okay this is funny

[Gamma Emerald]

What does Foe-ing do!?

It blocks their posts

[Gamma Emerald]

Nominate Wisdom for

Light at The End of The Tunnel

Because he tunnels a lot but is a good town player, so there is a light (town benefit) at the end of his tunnels.

[Gamma Emerald]

I feel quarrymaster is a bit vague

[Gamma Emerald]

That implies his tunnels are weak, which is incorrect

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Maybe

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Aristophanes that actually rather good, maybe WOTTunnel

[Gamma Emerald]

I have one idea but even I think it's kinda stupid.

Tunnel 20/20

So like 20/20 is a stand-in for the word "vision" as in tunnel-vision, but 20/20 means good eyesight which is a nod to the accuracy of his tunnels. But it's kind of a stupid pun.

Nice! Nth this.

[Gamma Emerald]

All noms are bad. The entirety of this thread is people focusing more on trying to feel clever than they are actually trying to give noms that properly take stock of other people's traits and what they give to the community.

Meme Police

More like Fun Police

[Gamma Emerald]

What
That's rather severe

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How does that even fit the crime tbh

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Okay then

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limbo for who

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That's what I was asking
Link the thing!

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No

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Wisdom you kinda got close

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am i handing out titles too freely

I don't have one yet, so no

[Gamma Emerald]

You're a Cheetory alt, your main has one, so no room to complain

[Gamma Emerald]

I suggested Bulletproof be a high level rank
Does that one sound cool?

[Gamma Emerald]

That's why I suggested Bulletproof
It's a cooler Survivor imo

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BTW there's totally another topic for this discussion

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Nth of the One

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Not sure if I value it but I admire it
That level of dedication is something I wish I had

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One exists

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Meme Police

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Was accountant's title a good title?
a poll

No, I feel it rewarded bad behavior

[Gamma Emerald]

or do i hate

Um can I get a list

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his behaviour took a massive dive -after- the title so we weren't really rewarding him for anything we could have known about i guess
i think it was a good title regardless, fit him well

ego trip

[Gamma Emerald]

Nominate Errantparabola for rapaflowba

Because following his Hamilton parody he has also created a mafia based parody of Lose Yourself.
FYI Hamilton has rap sections so it fits that event too.

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Yes

Nominate Errantparabola for Parabba The Rapper

[Gamma Emerald]

Because it sounds neat

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I mean the name pun isn't the primary part of it
It's based on his rap skills
This would be easier if KTS hadn't already taken the generic rap title so \_O_/

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Nth it then

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Can we remove Davsto for a bit please

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Dootiful Oblivion?

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dw it's just that one
I wanted to reference the song Inside Out

[Gamma Emerald]

Wtf is a supp

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His avatar seems fine

[Gamma Emerald]

Why was shorty banned?

[Gamma Emerald]

Tbh I think "Banned so Hard" breaks the "encouraging banworthy behavior" rule.

[Gamma Emerald]

Still don't like it
Also there should probably be a log of titles rejected for reasons besides not being popular enough.

[Gamma Emerald]

BANNED in all caps would be aesthetic but yeah I think if you give a title it should be clear they were banned

Nth
This actually sounds like a decent measure

[Gamma Emerald]

I just realized RC is the only person in the top 10 posters without a unique title

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What I wouldn't give for the privilege of being able to be banned so that I could have a title on a site that I'm not able to use anymore

Is this for or against the motion of the ubiquitous titling of banned players with a title to indicate their bannedness

[Gamma Emerald]

That's mastina for you

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Nominate Gorkington

for

My Better Half

Gorkington is the Alt Cheetory uses to have fun a be a little more loose, a little less serious.
It's his outlet for fun on this site (or that was the intention I believe when it was set up).
But Cheetory and Gokington are one in the same. You cannot have one without the other, despite them being very different!
One's better half usually refers to the one they are married to, but here I think it describes his relationship with himself quite well!

I could probably make this a more eloquent argument, but I like it and it makes me smile

Nth

Actually a good idea

[Gamma Emerald]

this account basically started as a way for me to not care as much, but its now basically an excuse for me to act like a piece of shit with a layer of obscurity between me and what im saying. i dont deserve a nom for anything ive done on this account and im sorry my suggesting me wanting a title on here came across as anything other than me taking the piss at the idea of anyone deserving a title for the sake of having a title

Whoops

[Gamma Emerald]

Wait Gorkington is a Cheetory6 alt?

Yes

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wait
Gorkington is a Psyche alt?

No

[Gamma Emerald]

you sure about that

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wait what happened to his title

what did i miss

He gave it up

[Gamma Emerald]

Alternatively, some doots are greater than other doots

[Gamma Emerald]

Suggest "Serious Business" for Alisae

Since they take mafia play and balance seriously.

[Gamma Emerald]

You all praise SK why not him?

[Gamma Emerald]

Kk and Panzer both forgot me, but hey. Neither title of mine are particularly good and the reason I took this one is so I didn't get memes on every post I ever wrote.

Don't worry ani-- the club of "people forgotten by both KK and Panzer" also seems to include zoraster, so you're in good company.

Also LLD is a two-title person

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So we're in agreeance that wraith shouldn't get Expert Marxman then /s

[Gamma Emerald]

Nom Alisae for “Bad Title”

I actually kind of like this...

that way we don't have to keep changing their title to the bad ones they get periodically suggested for, we can just use it as a place holder for whatever joke is right now.

nth

nth

Let's get a meta title in here

[Gamma Emerald]

Mastina

worth a thousand words

nth

[Gamma Emerald]

But mastina takes thousands of words to convey something very simple, she does the opposite of what that phrase means

That's why it's funny

[Gamma Emerald]

prefer the original idea tho

[Gamma Emerald]

Fire hasn't modded in a while

[Gamma Emerald]

when was the last time fire blazed the trail
please remove that false title

i know, i don't smoke anymore

Fire hasn't modded in a while

that too.

i had this epic game planned out but i never got around to actually balancing it, and it needed like a specific playerlist that actually would be invested in the game to play it.

it was a very varsoon-esque game too.

OH
IS IT SPIFFEH'S KINGDOM

[Gamma Emerald]

It is finished

[Gamma Emerald]

I can thread a needle and needle a user

[Gamma Emerald]

Nom Vonflare for Just Doot It

serious suggestion, with the amount of times doot has been pushed it will eventually happen, plus mastina suggested some wordplay so here is some

[Gamma Emerald]

Let's bring back a cult classic:
Nom Vonflare for

Just Doot

.

You'll be hearing from my lawyers soon Gamma.

I have nothing to hide or lose. Go ahead and spend a few grand on lawyers mah boi

[Gamma Emerald]

Yes, please do prove my point by shitposting responses.

Alright old man

[Gamma Emerald]

no sense of humor with SKrew I see

[Gamma Emerald]

What's the definition of "shitposter"?

Isn't "doot" in the same category of post as "first post", "pagetop", and "#MAGA"?]

how dare you lump maga in with those

[Gamma Emerald]

idrc about doot but like there's ways to do it well and there are ways to do it poorly, I wanna see it done well is all
So I'm like a weak doot supporter? can I be the fairy?

[Gamma Emerald]

Nominate mastina for Sesquipedalian

[Gamma Emerald]

So what are the requirements for nominating someone on the site for a title?

Not really anything as long as the title's good

[Gamma Emerald]

nth Grass-Colored Sheep

I can support this title

[Gamma Emerald]

I don't know who he is either but I like the idea of another play-based title

[Gamma Emerald]

Oh man. Are we going to have another your mother has a smooth forehead. Which I was one nth from getting.

what

[Gamma Emerald]

We shouldn't reward actions that break site rules with titles, ever

[Gamma Emerald]

I’d personally prefer something like “Prodigal Son”

Hm, that's clever for anyone who has read/heard the parable

[Gamma Emerald]

ruuuuuuude

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Khan Academy is dank.

wut

[Gamma Emerald]

I'm bad at social thigns to that's why I hang out here rather than interact with people irl

[Gamma Emerald]

Isn't your job to be a filter for shitty titles?

[Gamma Emerald]

Nominate Chesskid3

for

B&

Sonce we're nominating banned users anyway...

Poor taste and shocked this was by you

how is that shocking, Ari is the one notorious for bad nths

[Gamma Emerald]

The best joke is one that's is the truth, revealing the actuality that the thing in question is all a joke itself
I hope that came out right

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why

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no one has listened to mr blue sky in 30 years

*raises hand*

[Gamma Emerald]

wait

if 3 rights make a left

and panzer is right

then there are 3 panzers in a left

and if left 4 dead

then there are 4 deads in a left

red dead redemption 2 is coming out

so there's 2 redemptions in a red dead

dead is half of red dead (approx, difference is negligible in this calculation)

so the dead:redemption ratio is 1:1

so that's 4 redemptions in each left, and 3 panzers in each left

so thats 4 redemptions in 3 panzers, making each panzer contain 1.33 redemptions!

according to this the cost of a redemption can vary by bank however the example they give is 2% of your initial investment, which we can safely assume to be close to the standard.

1.33*2=2.66%

Therefore panzer is equivalent to 2.66% of your investment.

quick maffs

The vonflare goes skrrrra

[Gamma Emerald]

nth Transparent
nth Open Book

idrg what the speakeasy part of Open Book is about but ok

[Gamma Emerald]

Psyche is a husk of his former self
you might say we messed up his Psyche

[Gamma Emerald]

I don't use punctuation at the end of my sentences because it allows the reader to apply their own inflection

See what I mean

I don't punctuate at the end because I feel like it ends up stilted. In addition I feel like using a period sorta makes it feel like there's less ability to comment on something

[Gamma Emerald]

gottem

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"Turbo?" Would be a better title lol.

Turbo-tastic?

[Gamma Emerald]

Mulch should be Blast Processing

this feels so good
like it encapsulates the idea in a snappy package

nom mulch for/ nth Blast Processing

[Gamma Emerald]

lolbalance is weird to me because I know it's not intended as an insult, but it's exactly how I'd complain about an Alisae setup that I didn't like.

I think people would've said the exact same thing about tarhalindur back then tbh. Not exactly the most popular mod lol.

Notoriety vs Popularity I guess

infamous is a word that exists

[Gamma Emerald]

why is gotta go fast better than gotta go turbo again?

are you aware of what going turbo is my friend

[Gamma Emerald]

How about

Absolute Monarchy

for Spiffeh
because of the joke about him being a princess and him being very vocal and controlling

[Gamma Emerald]

That's why I suggested Absolute Monarchy, I feel their commanding playstyle is why they got the award, plus the Princess Spiffeh joke

[Gamma Emerald]

I'd prefer my nom to either of those but I won't really oppose either

[Gamma Emerald]

so let me talk as not title fairy
what if the banner/paragone were just a temporary gag and not, like, a full title thing

Or, get this
what if we use my suggestion

[Gamma Emerald]

But do we want vonflare to quit the site is the question

[Gamma Emerald]

owo is amazing

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Nth

but I am opposed to pluralizing letters with apostrophes and therefore want the title to have no apostrophe

I like the way it looks, I'll

Nth

in its original state

[Gamma Emerald]

Remands me of House season 4 where the applicants had to battle it out reality show style.

I have not seen this, why

[Gamma Emerald]

I look forward to seeing the new direction our new leader takes