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Post Post #5200 (ISO) » Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:34 pm

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In post 5199, callforjudgement wrote:I'm aware that it's theoretically correct to shoot as a Town Loyal Vig in most situations.

However, I'm also aware that the vast majority of players wouldn't. So even if you personally would, it'd be easy to fake that your opinion is different.
oh boy you have no idea what i would do as a town loyal vig

the policyvigging will never end
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Post Post #5201 (ISO) » Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:02 pm

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In post 5200, Mathdino wrote:the policyvigging will never end
and they don't stop coming
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Post Post #5202 (ISO) » Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:56 pm

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bulletproof vengeful compulsive visitor supersaint
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Post Post #5203 (ISO) » Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:58 pm

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lol
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #5204 (ISO) » Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:58 pm

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In post 5202, xyzzy wrote:
bulletproof vengeful compulsive visitor supersaint
oh, you
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Post Post #5205 (ISO) » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:54 am

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Town Compulsive Loyal Weak Desperado
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Post Post #5206 (ISO) » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:55 am

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Town Compulsive Loyal Weak Desperado
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Post Post #5207 (ISO) » Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:02 am

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this isn't great idea, you don't need to repost
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Post Post #5208 (ISO) » Wed Apr 04, 2018 2:23 pm

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RVS Jester


If any other player casts their first vote of the game for you, you exit the game with a win.
If at any time this is no longer possible, you immediately die and exit the game with a loss.
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Post Post #5209 (ISO) » Tue Apr 10, 2018 10:11 am

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Town Tuesday Hater


If you post anything at all on Tuesdays, anywhere on site (while this game is active), you immediately die.
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Post Post #5210 (ISO) » Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:08 am

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clairvoyant


After the 1st player dies, you also join the dead thread and are only allowed to pass on messages from dead players.
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Post Post #5211 (ISO) » Tue May 15, 2018 1:16 am

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overworked cop


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Post Post #5212 (ISO) » Sat May 19, 2018 6:13 pm

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unreliable

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Post Post #5213 (ISO) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:26 pm

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Party Crasher

If you are killed, the game automatically ends with no winner.
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Post Post #5214 (ISO) » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:54 am

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Town Traitor


You win with the town. You don't know the identities of your teammates and they don't know yours.
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Post Post #5215 (ISO) » Sun Jul 15, 2018 10:06 am

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Disloyal Friendly Neighbor

Each night, you may visit any player. If that player is aligned with the mafia, then they will receive a message stating that you are town.
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Post Post #5216 (ISO) » Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:15 pm

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i would unironically put mafia loyal vigs in games for the record
true evil is taking away the ability to choose

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Post Post #5217 (ISO) » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:20 pm

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Mafia Compulsive Restricted Vigilante

Each night, you MUST kill a fellow member of your team (or yourself if no one is left). You may not perform this action at the same time as the factional kill.
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Post Post #5218 (ISO) » Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:21 am

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In post 5215, Skygazer wrote:Disloyal Friendly Neighbor

Each night, you may visit any player. If that player is aligned with the mafia, then they will receive a message stating that you are town.
That seems fairly useful as an investigative, if you're good at bluffing. You may be able to trick the action target into letting you know whether or not they got the message.
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Post Post #5219 (ISO) » Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:27 am

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yah disloyal friendly neighbor is a legitimately good role too
true evil is taking away the ability to choose

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Post Post #5220 (ISO) » Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:37 am

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this is the best post in the past 5 pages
true evil is taking away the ability to choose

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Post Post #5221 (ISO) » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:48 am

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Town Ineffective Hider


Each night you may choose another player and ineffectively attempt to hide behind them. This will not stop you from being killed at night. However if the person you hid behind is killed, you will be as well.
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Post Post #5222 (ISO) » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:59 am

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Mafia Unfriendly Neighbor


Each night you may target another player. They will receive a message saying you are aligned with the Mafia.
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Post Post #5223 (ISO) » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:45 pm

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I'm posting this here to remind myself to use it in a game.

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Post Post #5224 (ISO) » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:51 pm

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In post 2691, kuribo wrote:You are
Oh, who cares?


Listen, I know this is where your role goes, but does it really matter? I mean, in the big scheme of things, will playing here help world hunger? No. Get people jobs? No. It certainly won't get my wife to come back to me! Do you know what that woman did to me?! How can I moderate Mafia knowing that she took my KIDS to his HOUSE?! Do you know what it's like to wake up with the whiskey bottle STILL IN ONE HAND and the GUN IN YOUR OTHER, and take twenty minutes deciding which one to PUT IN YOUR MOUTH?! Then again, you know where they live, right? I mean, it's right across town, and you've got a car. The only thing that stops you is knowing that she's not WORTH THE PRISON TIME, but I guess that feeling goes away too?

What was I saying? I don't remember. Go play Mafia.

(The worst Role PM not only doesn't even tell you your alignment and wincon, it also may compel you to one day testify in a court of law)

also this post is really weird to read considering my marriage fell apart the following july
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