Forgotten Hourglass [Game Over]

[zMuffinMan]

ok

ok

so this time.... THIS TIME i'm actually confident about this vote

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cupcake was

scum

in the first alice game,

town

in the second,

scum

in the third,

town

in the fourth, and now we're in the fifth game...

i cannot be the only one who sees the pattern here

please help me lynch cupcake before he is able to post. will consider dunnstral an innocent child for the rest of the game if he puts down a vote immediately and we achieve a lynch on cupcake before he can even post

[zMuffinMan]

i believe that

i don't really believe what ankamius said in #5 though

[zMuffinMan]

oh yeah, i knew there was one i was forgetting (dont think i was in that one)

damn that throws a wrench in the works... so it turns out there was no pattern and youve been town->scum->town->scum->town->¿¿¿

[zMuffinMan]

#46 is missing a spiffeh mention which might mean bad things about brian

hmm

realistically

spiffeh

you should just be throwing

spiffeh

his name around at arbitrary points in

spiffeh

your posts for the

spiffeh

express

spiffeh

purpose of ruining his

spiffeh

ctrl+f experience

[zMuffinMan]

this just became so much easier. don't even need to include spiffeh's name anymore

[zMuffinMan]

btw i actually do think ankamius has been far too jumpy early on

Why do you believe that I am town already?

dunno. i just believe you

[zMuffinMan]

kokichi probably town

purr seems town

sakura seems kinda town

unsure if im hydrad with scum but gonna say no for now

[zMuffinMan]

why should they think you're town

[zMuffinMan]

i wasn't lying, i was just describing which alignment you helped most each time

the thing about the fifth game is the only part that could legitimately be called a lie but actually i meant this is the fifth game im counting for the purposes of my speculation, not the fifth alice game

(phew, talked my way out of that lie pretty easily)

[zMuffinMan]

nvm Muffin stopped pushing me so he's probably town

that was mostly because ive been at work and havent been paying attention to this game though

how would it make me probably town anyway?

[zMuffinMan]

uh... what about my case on him do you think is flawed specifically?

keep in mind, ive never been wrong in reading cupcake except a couple times but they're the exceptions that prove the rule

[zMuffinMan]

kuribo in wonderland wasn't an alice game, it was a kuribo game

it does not count

[zMuffinMan]

in all seriousness, cupcake could actually be scum

[zMuffinMan]

... he's running with a joke but it's not super-important (except maybe insofar as he's being a bit over the top with it)

[zMuffinMan]

guys, dunnstral wants us to provide meaningful contributions

start posting zen quotes

"if a vote falls in a forest and the moderator doesn't count it, did the vote really happen?"

[zMuffinMan]

hey guys

just so you know, my goal in this game is to receive NO votes whatsoever

please help me accomplish this goal

i trust you all to be good people and not vote me purely to rain on my parade

i may catch up on this game later

[zMuffinMan]

my new goal is to receive no more than one vote this game

please help me accomplish this goal

[zMuffinMan]

... no more than five votes...

[zMuffinMan]

This is literally the kind of posting you like to make as scum

you're clearly not an authority on the differences between my scum and town game

though i'm not sure you'd actually push this angle as scum. probably not

[zMuffinMan]

im approximately 13 pages behind. will read when not busy (probably over weekend though, sorry)

[zMuffinMan]

will catch up this afternoon

[zMuffinMan]

i dont think that's a hat, i think it's a snake swallowing an elephant

[zMuffinMan]

[zMuffinMan]

ill do reading tomorrow or replace out

[zMuffinMan]

i dont think it's a coincidence that spiffeh said hes town and people are piling onto him

could it be that scum want to get rid of a town player?

[zMuffinMan]

sounds reasonable

[zMuffinMan]

moment could be scum for using fast as an adverb - it feels icky

[zMuffinMan]

apiffeh raises a strong point in 538

[zMuffinMan]

apiffwj os tpwn he saod so in 538

fuck uskng autocorrdct i have fat rhumbs

[zMuffinMan]

i believe cupcake's claim, doubt he'd lie about that again

[zMuffinMan]

If Muffin doesn't do anything helpful before the end of the Day he should die sooner rather than later

today i saved a cat stuck in a tree

[zMuffinMan]

in seriousness, i will read when i get home from work and possibly put more effort in than shitposting on lunch break yeah

[zMuffinMan]

im town if that helps

scout's honour

[zMuffinMan]

i legitimately believe spiffeh when he says hes town

[zMuffinMan]

tonight

it's 2pm

[zMuffinMan]

i don't even have to read the game to know spiffeh is (probably) town

mostly because i didn't see his name in my role pm

[zMuffinMan]

add me to that list imo

and spiffeh

[zMuffinMan]

sorry

im pretending to work atm

i think one of the accounts people is suspicious of me turning my head and hitting alt tab so often when they walk past though

[zMuffinMan]

ps: nothing soft about my defense of spiffeh, i'm hard for him

pps: i wouldn't need to defend him if you didnt keep being wrong so that's really your fault

[zMuffinMan]

707 is patently untrue unless this were a 1-scum game

please don't make me invoke LAL spiffeh

[zMuffinMan]

wisdom should get up and exercise every now and then

it's not good to stay where you are all day

[zMuffinMan]

(and me)

[zMuffinMan]

lamist is an appropriately lame initialism

[zMuffinMan]

i'd rather vote a lurker than a TR

im proud of you, sakura. there aren't many who'd openly support such an unpopular opinion

[zMuffinMan]

sigh this is 31 pages. ok reading

[zMuffinMan]

be back in 4 hours

[zMuffinMan]

hey dude, can you stop putting effort in? you're going to make my catchup look like absolute shit by comparison

[zMuffinMan]

stopping at p13 for now

because i'm lazy

sakura town
kokichi town
purr town
spiffeh town
nancy town
cupcake maybe town
dunnstral maybe town
moment town
i guess ankamius maybe town

no one else left much of an impression

[zMuffinMan]

I've literally done nothing for you to townread

* s h r u g *

[zMuffinMan]

How do YOU have 0 scumreads?

uh... uh... i can make some up if you'd like?

thoughts on Muffin. Kthanx.

57.2% chance he's town

[zMuffinMan]

Interested in lynching there?

no

[zMuffinMan]

hey purr, im actually town

honest

cross my heart and hope to die, you can believe this statement if nothing else in the game

[zMuffinMan]

u are taking the rope for spiff we will revere you as a saint after your death

that's so nice of you, thanks

but stop trying to get town lynched yeah

[zMuffinMan]

is maria scum?

[zMuffinMan]

dont do that, cupcake

[zMuffinMan]

it's important, nosefratu

[zMuffinMan]

oh right i should continue reading, brb

[zMuffinMan]

i uh... i may be in a hydra with scum

[zMuffinMan]

or maybe not... hmm...

[zMuffinMan]

i didnt mind mylo's posts. seemed townish, even if it was mostly nonsense

[zMuffinMan]

on second thought, maybe not as town as i first thought. thought the fact he was looking at the top wagons rather than giving generic reads felt kinda townish but im realising that's probably null

not particularly concerned about the (unusual) level of effort for certain reasons

ill read over it again when im not tired

[zMuffinMan]

dont have a town read on tbg, wisdom, mylo. need to do reading when not dead tired on brian, matt, nosefratu, ankamius. rest of the game seems town but ill look at stuff closer when not dead tired. aware of deadline, ill use some bludge time at work tomorrow to read in a bit more depth, sorry

[zMuffinMan]

that's a fair way away purr, so itll be a bit of a wait

[zMuffinMan]

Still dont like his townread on me earlier

if youd like, i can not townread you, i guess

seems counter-productive from your pov though

[zMuffinMan]

How about you give me an actual reason?

yes

[zMuffinMan]

wait that was meant to be no, im tired

[zMuffinMan]

it's a mechanic that's only happened once previously so i guess you could call that usually

[zMuffinMan]

dont do me, im town

why would i lie about that?

[zMuffinMan]

good to know, that means i can use appeal to fear to manipulate you and survive longer

not that i would do that because im town... ... ...

[zMuffinMan]

now we know who to roleblock tonight

[zMuffinMan]

lol at #1098, mylo probably is scum

[zMuffinMan]

i vote when im ready to vote

im

pretending im

reading things atm

[zMuffinMan]

tbg being post restricted

lol

[zMuffinMan]

I can say simply that my wagon is suspicious as hell

this line here is just atypical for what i would expect from the usually meek and unconfident town-mylo

[zMuffinMan]

i dont use grindr and you cant force me to, not even with brian

[zMuffinMan]

if cupcake puts mylo to L-1, i'll quickhammer

i'm running high on caffeine and sugar right now and i've always wanted to quickhammer someone without a claim anyway

[zMuffinMan]

maria, if the way the votes are happening is 'telling all in itself', then why does your 3p grindr list include 2 people not voting mylo? (albeit, i've indicated i intend to)

[zMuffinMan]

that's l-1, i think

so tempted

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[zMuffinMan]

i dont think youre a moron, i just think your point doesnt make much sense

mylo is a mislynch any day of the week (no real need to pile onto him d1) and from the pov of your proposed scum team, there were plenty of mislynches on the table that got derailed for mylo for no real reason

*shrug*

[zMuffinMan]

Oh yeah, Maria probably doesnt know, but these games always have had 3 ppl scumteams.

this isn't necessarily true but

may

hold true for this particular game

[zMuffinMan]

sorry, it's true that every

past

17p game fakegod ran was 14:3

it's not necessarily true that this or any future 17p game will be. see: here

(though i suspect this game may still be 14:3)

anyway, doesn't need to be discussed now, just something to keep in mind

[zMuffinMan]

im apparently scum with like half the game i guess

youre pretty fucked purr, given all my scum buddies

[zMuffinMan]

you wouldn't just kill me would you

would you

please

no, im cheeky scum. i take you to lylo to fuck with your head

[zMuffinMan]

if ... tbg really is post-restricted

spoiler:

made you highlight this

[zMuffinMan]

he isn't

[zMuffinMan]

well, while giving out post restrictions is something fakegod does quite often (almost every game, in fact), i'm currently thinking he might have broken his mod meta here and decided to not use one

[zMuffinMan]

you asked two questions, i think only the first one was free...

[zMuffinMan]

personally i think TBG should have had the two avatars facing each other rather than back to back...

[zMuffinMan]

I do get the feeling that there's scum somewhere in wisdom/brian

maybe. but IF that's true, i'd guess wisdom. and IF that's true, he might still be busing deadweight. so i, uh... don't really care right now

[zMuffinMan]

oh, i didn't notice that

huh

now that you mention it, i did

accidentally

do that

whoops

[zMuffinMan]

ill keep working on making not voting a competing wagon

[zMuffinMan]

what? i saw the hammer beacon lighting up the sky. is someone in need of Captain Hammer?

[zMuffinMan]

Captain Hammer, at your service

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[zMuffinMan]

prod dodge

[zMuffinMan]

prod dodge

[zMuffinMan]

Katsuki and zMuffinMan are still "playing" the game like they are

i have no idea what youre implying

almost every post ive made today has been all about discussing reads. all super duper protown stuff

same with cupcake (though he might be scum)

please dont make slanderous statements

[zMuffinMan]

i dont believe purr thinks we're scum together. purr could be lying here...

[zMuffinMan]

i dont understand the issue with shade

it's good to protect your skin from the sun and also a relief from the heat

[zMuffinMan]

hey guys,

can you give me a bit of time to decide who i want to fake a guilty on

thanks

[zMuffinMan]

Spoiler: a collage of nancy on mylo

VOTE: Myloninja13

Why? They’ve only made like 3 posts so far.

I’m okay with pressure voting mylo but I think his flip doesn’t provide any useful information. Lynching one of Katsuki, Nos is the most useful but I feel less confident about Nos being scum than I do Katsuki.

The only players currently pinging me are katsuki, Nos, Muffin, Ank but I prefer Katsuki. If we can’t lynch him, I’ll go along with whomever I guess. If Mylo doesn’t do anything by tommorrow night, I’d be okay with lynching him.

I’m thinking maybe Katsuki and Nos aren’t w/w because Katsuki isn’t trying to get votes off of him.

Maybe Katsuki and Muffin are w/w and that whole Alice nonsense was just scum theater?

Also the mylongninja wagon is bad it's a 3 person lurker that will give no info regardless of the flip.

Exactly, that’s what I said.

Kats is useless but so was mylo so not sure we'd lynch one but not the other

Mylo hasn’t made any scummy votes on anyone or threw a fit over mistaken interpretation of a game but okay.

Well, you were beyond convinced I was scum in Minuet. I’m not comfortable lynching there yet. I liked [Maria's] comments about the Mylo wagon because she’s right about that.

I’m not opposed to Mylo wagon but don’t see it as the best wagon to further the gamestate.

I feel better about Nos being scum than mylo.

Why no comment about jumping on mylo wagon?

I agree with you about mylo wagon but why “Rip the game”?

How do you know that mylo isn’t “a stupid D1 lynch”?

If you’re just gong to continue in this vein, I will ignore you because you’re wasting my time. Why don’t you instead, tell me whats makes mylo so scummy?

So we’re waiting for a claim or hammer basically. They haven’t done anything overtly scummy though ‘ \_0_/

He probably flips villa though, does anyone care at this point? Probably not because we need a lynch. Lol.

Should I guys? Mylo isn’t going to claim or vote before EOD.

Well, that would be my guess. I’d honestly be shocked if he flips red.

So, do people want me to hammer on most propably a lurking villa who isn’t going to claim or vote before EOD?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[zMuffinMan]

Katsuki scum reading me and doing nothing about it is scummy js

yes, good point

cupcake you fucking scumfuck, you better have a fucking good explanation for this

[zMuffinMan]

i will endgame you

[zMuffinMan]

Vote: Nancy

[zMuffinMan]

bus nancy you scumfuck cupcake

pedit: ty

[zMuffinMan]

what do you think of the mylo interactions?

@dunn

[zMuffinMan]

what about her play is town?

[zMuffinMan]

Why does me saying this:

Nancy, why do your posts this game feel like you're super uncertain of everything.

Make muffin look into Mylo <-> Nancy interactions then vote her.

i dunno, it's a mystery of the universe

[zMuffinMan]

He’s vottng me because I didn’t know mylo was scum basically.

the opposite actually

e.g. #1280 makes it look like you knew his alignment

[zMuffinMan]

you didnt want him lynched

[zMuffinMan]

But the doc can save you tonight again, right?

why are you assuming purr was shot last night?

[zMuffinMan]

If I’’m scum do you really believe I say at pretty much the last moment that I expect him to flip green?

yes. i think you tried to push counter wagons until the end of the day where you had no choice but to accept it and make the most of it by pretending youre clueless about it. your assuredness that mylo was a mislynch for no good reason is what stands out, as opposed to say ankamius who repeatedly mentioned wagon dynamics

also i think the aggressive way you've been shutting people down (such as when bringing up wisdom and a labyrinth game when talking to people who arent wisdom as though it meant something) dont look anything like how you normally interact with others

[zMuffinMan]

im impressed tho he really puttin in work for this case

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[zMuffinMan]

so why were you apparently so sure hed flip town?

[zMuffinMan]

the progression of maria and ankamius was natural based on their stated suspicions

yours wasnt

and no, that isnt an explanation for why you were so sure of it

[zMuffinMan]

_why_ did you think it was likely?

[zMuffinMan]

also who do you actually think is scum right now?

[zMuffinMan]

yeah i dont care about figuring out your alignment, that's why i'm asking you questions, duh

[zMuffinMan]

lol

what the fuck has TBG done that's at all town?

[zMuffinMan]

purr im going to take you to lylo, claim scum and then watch as you still lose the game

[zMuffinMan]

why do you have a town read on tbg?

why do you have a town read on wisdom?

[zMuffinMan]

it was me, in a post drenched in sarcasm

[zMuffinMan]

Why wouldn’t scum!Wisdom not want to jump on my wagon?

is this a meta thing, like he did this in his scum game? if not, why is this a reason to think he's town?

[zMuffinMan]

Eventhough he’s posting in pictures, they’re full of content.

no theyre not

what, because he posts avatars every now and then he's posting content?

[zMuffinMan]

really, my ultimate goal is to bring you and purr to lylo and then point back to this post and say "why would i actually do that if i were scum?"

[zMuffinMan]

alright, ill ask you something then

when are you going to stop pretending you have a post restriction and start justifying any of your reads?

[zMuffinMan]

Muffin, is there a reason you think he's faking a post restriction?

well, giving out post restrictions is something fakegod never does (in no game ever, in fact), so i'm currently thinking he might not have broken his mod meta here and decided to use one

[zMuffinMan]

ok guys

i actually have a real guilty on TBG and im totally not fake-claiming

honest... really...

i would definitely not lie about this sort of thing for shits and giggles and i honestly super duper really have a guilty on him

really...

no jokes...

Vote: TehBrawlGuy

please believe me and lynch immediately

[zMuffinMan]

yeah... never... ... ...

[zMuffinMan]

was that ever in question?

[zMuffinMan]

wow

how do i reach the level that i can come to conclusions like that too?

mind-blowing...

[zMuffinMan]

he cant get lucky every game

give him a break

[zMuffinMan]

reading is hard, i dont blame you

[zMuffinMan]

btw wisdom, why are you not voting the guilty that i didnt forget about for a moment because it's super real?

[zMuffinMan]

are you calling fakegod a liar?

[zMuffinMan]

hmmmmm

let me get back to you when i think up a reasonable excuse

[zMuffinMan]

gotta protect the weak link in our team, brah

[zMuffinMan]

that appeal should get a few people off you! now we just need to figure out who is the easiest mislynch. im thinking tbg

[zMuffinMan]

uh, whoops

@mod

please move that to our PT

[zMuffinMan]

hmmmm, most of the rest of the game seems town and there's only one awkward reason to think tbg might be town

[zMuffinMan]

yeah, i think youre a major threat to the scum win con so that seems likely. second only to nancy maybe. haha

[zMuffinMan]

faking a picture post restriction makes it harder, not easier to play scum

hasdgfas

[zMuffinMan]

@mod

can i copy paste a totally real message from you about my totally real guilty?

i think people dont believe me for some odd reason

[zMuffinMan]

youve already posted my face when i get caught doing that. several times now

[zMuffinMan]

it'll certainly be the face i make when, ready to cast your vote on me, i use the power of appeals and make you second-guess yourself

[zMuffinMan]

i dont believe you

prove it

[zMuffinMan]

it's not me who thinks nancy is scum

it's my evil conscience

my good conscience is letting my evil conscience take the driver's seat

blame my evil conscience

[zMuffinMan]

he is being sarcastic nancy

stop spreading lies

i was being genuine as can be

[zMuffinMan]

it is absolutely amazing that we probably couldn't get 8 votes on you today

i reckon you could

let's see...

spiffeh already voting me
maria already voting me
wisdom thinks i'm scum
sakura probably would
nancy is nancy
TBG lol
then you just need one more from the rest and that shouldn't be too hard

[zMuffinMan]

uh, hmm, that's weird. fakegod just PMed me saying he made a terrible mistake. actually the guilty was meant to be on maria but he said that TBG is also scum so he got a bit confused and apologises for any inconvenience. i told him np it was obvious anyway

[zMuffinMan]

did anyone read any of maria's recent posts and think "wow, yeah, that certainly is a post that came from a town player!"

genuinely interested in the answer to this question

[zMuffinMan]

just read all of her recent posts in sequence and think about what shes trying to achieve with each response and also read what shes actually saying and think about the mindset

[zMuffinMan]

ive been neglecting you this game, isaac

sorry

are we town?

[zMuffinMan]

my evil conscience is a bad influence on me, sorry

[zMuffinMan]

my evil conscience is like "STOP OVERTHINKING SHIT, IT'S NANCY TBG" but my good conscience doesn't fully trust my evil conscience and is like "but nancy could just be bad. maybe maria tbg?" and both consciences are too busy doing other things to really give a shit about who's right tbh

[zMuffinMan]

Also, I'd consider this wagon a success even if we only end up managing to break TBG's 'post restriction'.

omg, we're in sync, isaac

[zMuffinMan]

ah, yes, the people not interacting with the guy who does nothing but post pictures with an obviously fake post restriction are the problem. right

[zMuffinMan]

"explain your reads"

*meme image*

...

"IT ONLY GOT STALE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T INTERACT WITH ME!"

[zMuffinMan]

Can you elaborate on why you think TBG is scum?

lit. P O E

im working backwards from a list of like 10 town reads

[zMuffinMan]

(actually i currently think maria is more likely scum but apparently nobody else agrees)

[zMuffinMan]

(actually i currently think maria is more likely scum but apparently nobody else agrees)

I'll agree with you if it makes you feel better

THIS IS AWKWARD

[zMuffinMan]

SORRY FOR BEING LOUD

[zMuffinMan]

WHAT GIVES YOU A STRONG SCUM READ ON CUPCAKE? IT'S NOT ENTIRELY CLEAR WHAT YOU THINK MAKES HIM SCUM OR WHY YOU FEEL SO STRONGLY ABOUT IT

[zMuffinMan]

WHY DID YOU THINK PURR WAS SCUM YESTERDAY AND WHAT CHANGED?

[zMuffinMan]

YES AND NO. I AM DOING STUFF ABOUT IT

[zMuffinMan]

Katsuki scum reading me and doing nothing about it is scummy js

yes, good point

cupcake you fucking scumfuck, you better have a fucking good explanation for this

OH WAIT IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO THIS, SPIFFEH, 'TWAS A JOKE THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE FUNNIER IN TIME

[zMuffinMan]

ISNT THAT HOW SCUMHUNTING WORKS?

[zMuffinMan]

ISAAC

WHO WOULD YOU THINK IS SCUM IF MATT WAS TOWN?

[zMuffinMan]

WHAT GIVES YOU A STRONG SCUM READ ON CUPCAKE? IT'S NOT ENTIRELY CLEAR WHAT YOU THINK MAKES HIM SCUM OR WHY YOU FEEL SO STRONGLY ABOUT IT

WHY DID YOU THINK PURR WAS SCUM YESTERDAY AND WHAT CHANGED?

TBG I THINK YOU MISSED MY QUESTIONS TO YOU (MAYBE I DIDNT ALL MY CAPS ENOUGH?)

[zMuffinMan]

I've had mostly TRs over the game, so it makes sense to me that one of the hard to sort players is in the scumpool

THIS IS THE ONLY PART OF TBG'S POSTS SINCE HE BROKE HIS POST RESTRICTION THAT SEEMS MILDLY TOWN BUT MY EVIL CONSCIENCE TELLS ME IM WRONG

[zMuffinMan]

SURE. WHEN YOU STOP HAVING ALMOST THE SAME AMOUNT OF POSTS AS THE NEXT TWO HIGHEST POSTERS COMBINED AND THEYRE ALREADY PRETTY HIGH

[zMuffinMan]

HE MEANS THIS AND I AGREE THAT HE WAS OVERTHINKING THINGS

[zMuffinMan]

How confident is your evil conscience in TBG flipping scum?

PRETTY CONFIDENT? MORE CONFIDENT THAN MY GOOD CONSCIENCE, I GUESS. MY GOOD CONSCIENCE CURRENTLY HAS A POOL OF LIKE 3 PLAYERS THAT IT THINKS IS THE MOST LIKELY TO CONTAIN SCUM AND ONE OF THEM IS TBG

[zMuffinMan]

DAMN, PARAGON 39 IS ONTO US

[zMuffinMan]

YOURE JUST TOO GOOD AT FINDING SCUM, NANCY

[zMuffinMan]

L O L, NOTHING GETS PAST YOU

WHAT CHANCE DID WE HAVE THIS GAME AGAINST SUCH A MASTERFUL SCUM HUNTER!?

[zMuffinMan]

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[zMuffinMan]

WHAT BS FAKE CLAIMS? HOW DARE YOU!

[zMuffinMan]

TEA LEAVES AND AUGURY APPARENTLY, BECAUSE MYLO DID NOTHING SCUMMY OR SOMETHING

[zMuffinMan]

THIS IS MY HOUSE
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IT'S SMALL AND POORLY CONSTRUCTED, BUT IT'S COSY!
ONLY TOWN PLAYERS ARE ALLOWED IN
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN, CUPCAKE?

NO MARIARS ALLOWED

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SURE

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ALWAYS

I WOULDNT INVITE YOU OVER IF IT WASNT EVIL LASER EYE PROOF

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MY EVIL CONSCIENCE THINKS HE'S TOWN, MY GOOD CONSCIENCE DOESN'T 100% TRUST THAT AND GOES BACK AND FORTH BUT STILL DOESN'T WANT TO LYNCH HIM ATM

ID SAY LOOK ELSEWHERE TODAY, DUNNSTRAL

AND REASSESS YOUR MARIAR READ

[zMuffinMan]

So you don't think he's town

MY EVIL CONSCIENCE TOLD ME I SHOULD JUST ANSWER THIS QUESTION WITH "I DO THINK HES TOWN"

APOLOGIES FOR ANY CONFUSION

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WHAT IS YOUR READ ON MARIAR, TBG?

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UM PEOPLE DID WANT TO LYNCH CUPCAKE D1 SO THAT REASONING DOESNT REALLY HOLD UP

[zMuffinMan]

LOTS OF WAGONS NEVER GAIN TRACTION IN MAFIA GAMES AND IT COULD BE FOR A VARIETY OF REASONS

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT WAGONS THAT DIDNT GAIN STEAM OVER ONES THAT DID?

[zMuffinMan]

SEEMS PRETTY OBVIOUS TO ME WHAT CUPCAKE'S READS ARE AND WHY BUT MAYBE IM SPECIAL

[zMuffinMan]

HEY PURR, IM HONESTLY NOT SCUM

LOOK, ILL EXTEND AN OLIVE BRANCH AND TAKE A MOMENT AWAY FROM BEING SILLY WITH ALL CAPS SPAM TO GIVE YOU SOME HONEST THOUGHTS ON THE GAME AND WHERE I THINK YOU MIGHT BE GOING WRONG WITH YOUR READS

Spoiler:

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YEAH BUT MARIAR IS SCUM SO LOL @ THAT

[zMuffinMan]

I guess I should go back to pictures until you tolerate it as "just how I'm playing this game". If I'd been more obnoxious for longer, it would've been OK?

NOBODY FORCED YOU TO STOP

[zMuffinMan]

I ACTUALLY PREFER LYNCHING MARIAR TBH

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW ANYONE IS TOWNREADING ANYTHING IN THAT ISO TBH

[zMuffinMan]

yeah we totally have both a cop and a gunsmith and katsuki isnt clearly bsing

Maybe the scumteam is just stacked?

SEEMS MORE LIKELY CUPCAKE OF ALL PEOPLE IS DEFENDING ME FOR NO GOOD REASON LOL

CUPCAKE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A HUGE FAN OF GIVING ME TOWN READS AFTER ALL

[zMuffinMan]

CUPCAKE TOWN READS ME IN EVERY GAME LOL, TO THE POINT HE OFTEN GOES OUT ON A LIMB AND FAKES INNO RESULTS ON ME

[zMuffinMan]

GOTTA SAY, WISDOM... I ADMIRE YOUR PERSISTENT SELF-CONFIDENCE IN YOUR READS DESPITE ALL THE SETBACKS L O L

[zMuffinMan]

TECHNICALLY HE TOLD THE TRUTH 3 OUT OF 5 TIMES (3 OUT OF 4 IF YOU DONT INCLUDE THE DUNNSTRAL GUILTY)

HE LIED ABOUT THE ANKAMIUS GUILTY ROFL

ALSO, BY SETBACKS I MEAN THAT MYLO IS THE FIRST TIME YOUVE ACTUALLY LYNCHED SCUM IN RECENT MEMORY (AND JUDGING BY YOUR CURRENT READS, THAT'LL CONTINUE BEING A PATTERN)

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NO HE PLANS ON CONTINUING TO BE SHIT AT THE GAME LIKE LAST TIME ROFL

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LOL

"HE WAS PLAYING LIKE SCUM, NOT MY FAULT, ANYWAY, BACK TO LYNCHING MATT BECAUSE I CANT BE WRONG THAT TOO"

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ADD A LINE ABOUT HOW MUFFINS ARE BETTER THAN CUPCAKES TOO THANKS

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Prolly call me lucky im guessing

I WOULD ONLY SAY THAT ON THE RARE OCCASION WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HIT SCUM LOL

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LOL, NO YOURE NOT