Level Up: Game Over!

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You manage to chop the goblin into many pieces.

You gain 1 XP!

Another goblin approaches....

Stats: HP = 3 HP ; Attack Dice = 1d4 ; Defense Dice = 1d3
(Editted in to the start of this post because I need yet another post...)
~Ircher

/in!!!

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Jumble hi!! I'll be expecting your dice rolling skills are as awesome as your jailkeeping skills.

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Original Roll String: 1d6 (STATIC)

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

prepare to die goblin douchebag!!

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Jumble hi!! I'll be expecting your dice rolling skills are as awesome as your jailkeeping skills.

I’ve been practicing in Race to 1500 so I think I’m pretty good. Also, am I going to be remembered by my

only

completed forum mafia game?

I'll definitely remember it!
it was pretty impressive.

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I know, I stuffed up the tag so edited it in v.v won't happen again, LMK if I need to reroll (I will gladly )

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fat less eloquently than I comrade cerb, I attack the goblin.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

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@NAJON we got a little lucky with the bad guys not catching your jailkeeper slip d1 but it was a fantastic position to be in. your instincts were better than my orders considering you hit both scum n1 & n2!

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Ayyy congrats Cerby!!

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lol gg I'm dead

gonna attack Charlie

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

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REKT they prolly both die

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Getting in on that

I attack beta

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

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Ayyy nice work jumble! : ]

do we get shiny level 2 bonuses as well?

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oh yikes..... I am not a fan of spooky onlooking shadows

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dw the hero is back

what's good

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some1 get healz on cerb pls

I'll attack Beta too

Original Roll String: 1d6 (STATIC)

1 6-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

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Original Roll String: 1d3

1 3-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

Rerolling as a fire spell

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If cerb dies he respawns with exact same stats rn

that's

irrelephant

beside the point!
A sweep with no deaths > a sweep with deaths.

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We can dogpile Charlie after.

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actually Ircher by president of NAJON and I trying to pile an enemy wouldn't Menno's attack be redirected?

worth asking

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Worth trying~

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Alright gonna take a swing at Charlie

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

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Oh man I accidentally mistyped Charlie and auto-correct turned it into Charles until I fixed it

Maybe we're psychic?

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maintenance work......

too many dots
this doesn't bode well

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<~~ 1xp from levelling again
always the bridesmaid....

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this is why I was hoping to hit level 3.....!

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Wrong one

Original Roll String: 1d3

1 3-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

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IRCHER I LOVE YOU

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since he can't counterattack until we attack we should coordinate shit here

someone level 3 please scry this dude. for now I'mma heal cerb a little

Original Roll String: 1d3

1 3-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

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"a little" was right

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I'd say a couple of people should fireball the flinger and basically just nuke it. then if we pile enough damage onto the foot soldiers per turn so they can't defend we can take the big guy on without any assistance and with full knowledge of his skillz

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me and all my friends here

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can I withdraw my crappy heal....? :')

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Thank you. I also didn't realise I was all alone... (damn the hype)

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Scry the king!!

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It's all my fault

If you get hit for 3 dmg I'mma cry irl

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seeya later cerb

I'll throw a heal cerb's way once numerous people are around and actions start happening (i.e. same contingencies as cerb's actions!)

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Nah you're good. you got 2 xP for tanking a fight, then 1 for killing a flinger, then 2 there.

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I think that kicks off another turn. uh oh.
Hopefully Cerb's and my actions resolve with yours.

also it looks like all of the gobking's lackeys share his death proof passive thing.

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inferNOOOO attack Goblene!!

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Sup.

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gimme a time, I'm at work for the next 5 hours.

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/innn

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I'll get in on that!

Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

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Thanks... hopefully this will put a nice dent in him.

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HIGH FIVE CHARLES

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I'm around for more killing fun! :3 if we wanna take down the king we should have 3-4 people so we can make sure we hammer him after reducing him to 1hp

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Sleep well Ircher. <3

this is definitely the time to dogpile kingy if we can.

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I might make sure a few more people can chip in first

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this n00b's going down!!!

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ohgawd

Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (7) = 7

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I'M ATTACKING THE KING

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Yeah

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We're gonna nuke the king if you're keen!

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No not yet!

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with a perfect defence roll he could resist death once depending on how Ircher rules it. and let's face it. Ircher can be very evil (and we love him for it)

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MY HERO YOU FINISHED HIM

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Anyone who attacks from now on, pile Goblene

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omg I think we did ok everyone


thanks to all the heroes who answered our calls and came in for the assists o/

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Woooooo nice work cerb Menno and irrelephant!!

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I'm gonna kill the crap outta alpha when people are around.
I think basic attacks > magic here

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yo o/ yes I can heal skyg lemme know when

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healin cerby

Original Roll String: 1d3

1 3-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

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Inferno heal skyg

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I'll scry yrron. someone down to scry wzyrn?

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that's right yrron DON'T EVEN TRY IT

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those with discord should get in here https://discord.gg/gQkR2Nv

those without discord: get discord then get in here https://discord.gg/gQkR2Nv

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great minds, Charles :3 shall we pagetop this?

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I think so

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those with discord should get in here https://discord.gg/gQkR2Nv

those without discord: get discord then get in here https://discord.gg/gQkR2Nv

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I know we haven't managed much ingame but tbh getting the discord server set up has been a win. if people wanna admin (like, assign roles lmao) they should dm me or @me on there

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I scry Wzyrn

GO SCRY SQUAD CONSEQUENCES BE DAMNED

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as it was the dogpiling mechanic was kinda super op

btw man am I glad we scried the fuck outta them.

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oml

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appreciate it <3

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ready? I'll attack in 5. Going to hammer Foxtrot until he's at HP + max def damage

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okay there's literally no one here except me and vizzy :c

I'll set up a thing in the discord. let's go half an hour from now

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change of plans were going now rawr

I attack Foxtrot

Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

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We want NINE damage on Foxtrot

2/9

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4/9 keep piling on Foxtrot

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NAILED IT YES

okay pile into Echo next (acolyte)?

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change of plan: attack Golf
if Ircher is trolling us with the goblin I'm gonna cry

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foxtrot 11/9
golf 6/9
we can do this!

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2 M I N S L E F T

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attacking soon if enough interest. please say hi here, or on discord.

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Yo.

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hey Ferno hop onto Discord if you can

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ok let's go. whack this as long as you're not super low HP.

Attack acolyte!!!!

Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

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Every bit counts!! If it rolls a 1 in defence you just killed it :0

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Good shout thanks Cerb!

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YES IRRELEPHANT AND JIMMY!!!

Echo is wrecko.

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NICE FERNO

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i get the worst a coffee

i inhale oxygen

This is basically all you did in the last fight. Neither of these posts really count as performing an action or being involved in the battle in any way.

it was a good coffee

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I attack Dieron!

Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (8) = 8

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YO SPARKLES do you use Discord?

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yo who am I attacking?

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Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

attack B!

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attacking me?! the audacity. have they seen how cute I am?

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byron is a jerk ngl

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Gamma you're the best

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Only if ircher agrees with that

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I attack D

D for DIEEEEE

Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

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update: battle cries work!

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shoulda battlecried it fam

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o,o yikes

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I'm cute a person hmu

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I heal cerby

Original Roll String: 1d3

1 3-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

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I VOLUNTEER

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two more fresh level 5s would be optimal imo

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I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

FTFY.

well played.

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can we get

pondgazer

skygazer for team duck?

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I'm gonna throw my sp into MP as well, please.

unless I can throw it into my cuteness stat?

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D'awwwww thank u

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Curse>Stun>Double Slash, Attack,>stunned>Attack, #3 Curse>#1 Stun>#2 attack, Swap, Attack>Attack>Double Slash, Curse>Stun>Attack, Attack,>stunned>attack, swap, Return to start

I curse Cultist Leader Bob

(nicknamed for ease of typing)

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Not important.

I'm scared.

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ok since i'm the only one who can act........

I attack Cultist Leader Bob

Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

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BERSERK LUNCH

Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (8) = 8

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Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

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I attorked

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\o/ #ducksquad

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I was HUNGRY okay SORRY gosh