Everyone is an Serial Killer, RB! (Another Truce)

[Ircher]

/last minute in

[Ircher]

Outta town til later tonight

Team Cyclops recruiting now! Our credentials surely speak for themselves

Can we be friends?

[Ircher]

Sorry Allo.

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So I’m blocking and killing Allomancer.

What about everyone else?

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Oh, it’s not a full roleblock... What the heck?!

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welcome TheBrie! you're so in, of course

Woah Ircher and Allo you guys got some history?

Not really....
Just think we should get rid of Allo, tis all.

Might be a good idea to get a second person to kill them though.

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I guarantee I won’t kill you next night if you do.

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Lol, I’m killing Allo, no questions asked.

After that, I’ll follow your plans @the worst

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It’s happening @Allo.

I’m no traitor—I simply have my own agenda to pursue as well.

[Ircher]

VOTE: the worst
Claimed mafia traitor.

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There once was a grand old time
Where I gave a great big lime
But that time is up and so is your luck
So go make your own lousy rhymes.

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js anyone on team cyclops who shoots within team cyclops and reveals it at any point has my undying loyalty

I told you, I’m shooting Allomancer!

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It was a gray and stormy night
And the clouds were quite a sight.
With a great crack, the tree went smack
As it fell to the ground from a great height.

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Out from the background came a great shout.
It said, “Be kind and sweethearted and don’t you dare pout.
For kindness begets more and makes people soar
But pouting does the reverse and will get you sent out.”

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The worst is the best.
He quacks like a duck you know.
His name is a lie.

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Where did you all go?
Are my poems really bad?
Make your own I say!

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The worst is a duck that quacks quite a lot.
He has quite the persona that is much sought.
His biggest detractor is that his name’s a disaster
So have fun as he quacks quite on the dot.

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We need more poems.
Certainly you have ideas.
So go write them here.

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There once was a ms user whose name was Ircher.
Despite the resemblence, he isn’t really an archer.
What he is is that he’s a wiz
That has a hard time developing relationships he nurtures.

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In the beginning
God said, “Let there be a light
Within this darkness!”

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A challenge to thee I give:
Speak only in poems like this.
Do it and perhaps you may live;
Fail and your life will be at risk.

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A whole page will be filled
With epic poems while we kill
Our enemies so that they kneel
And surrender to our will.

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Are you friend
Or are you foe?
Please just lend
Your writing flow!

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And above all else
To thine own self be true
For you cannot fake
That which you are not.
You were made perfect,
Carefully crafted in the womb;
You are who you are
Because indeed you are special
So don’t give it up
Trying to be someone else!

[Ircher]

Mafia is quite the chore.
It takes up much time
And makes us all sore.

So why do we play it?
We play it for fun
While honing our wit.

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Are we allowed to edit our posts?
Oh whoops, I just scumslipped
I’ll fix it as quietly as a ghost.

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Touchy
Adorable
Loving
Young

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Talented
Helpful
Energetic

Wise
Open
Random
Sly
Tearful

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Seriously now!
Why is this thread so quiet?
Go write poems here!

[Ircher]

Bang the drums!
Blow the horns!
Give a great shout!
For the Lord has risen!

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Past, Present, Future
Red, Green, Blue
Land, Sea, Air
Town, Mafia, Third Party
What do these all have in common?
They come in three,
A reflection of the trinity.

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There is both light and darkness
And the two forces are ever opposed
But despite their great differences,
They share much in common as well!

[Ircher]

Haikus are poems.
Five Seven Five Syllables
They indeed possess.

[Ircher]

Just a few more poems to go.
This is easier than you may suppose.
Do not worry about rhymes
They tend to grow old with time.
Just let your thoughts flow!

[Ircher]

Here’s a fact to make you think:
Infinity does not equal infinity!
If that isn’t strange, it gets stranger yet:
Infinity can be less than a finite quantity!

[Ircher]

Perhaps I should stop
But we are almost there!
Just two more to write
So give a great shout!

[Ircher]

I really hope I don’t die!
There is still so much to try!
Perhaps when I die,
I’ll sprout wings and go fly
I just hope the end isn’t nigh!

[Ircher]

Another pagetop I’ll grab
And one more poem to have!
Been a pleasure to write
Now go do the same tonight!

[Ircher]

And yes there is a good reason

TRAITOR!!!

WE HAD A DEAL!!!

[Ircher]

We can never be friends
For you broke my trust.
Forever enemies we will be;
I'll never forget this treachery.

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Say that poetically, and I might consider it.

[Ircher]

Taking it easy.
What a mighty shame that is.
I expect better.

Perhaps if you join
A game I am running now
I will be inclined.

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08. Don't talk to each other outside of the game thread.

This is the only rule regarding outside stuff.

Nothing about outside influences.

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Honestly, I'm not sure why some of the rules that exist for this game exist.

Like, why can't we edit / delete posts? That exists in regular mafia because people can abuse it to hide scumslips. Here, there is no such thing.
Why can't we talk about this game outside the thread? Again, it has no real downside here because everyone's role is known. It's a rule in mafia because everyone's role is NOT known (and thus, talking outside the thread can grant players an insight to another player's role that others don't have.)

[Ircher]

Okay, but I still don't see why minor edits would be a huge issue here.

[Ircher]

good game I guess!

Note to self: next time, I stab the worst and Taly first.