Gerrymandering Shadow Government Democracy Mafia Endgame

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:27 am

i did not want to be president d1
i wasn't with the living d2

if you want to find a reason to shade me, actually argue against me, don't throw down weak faux shitposts.

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:38 am

hey wheme
thank u for not making me question my decision to dump you to the bottom of the read list

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:39 am

it doesn't sound like you think i need to reevaluate my reads?

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:39 am

In post 1857, WhemeStar wrote:My two scumreads are in your scum pool

Reevaluate your reads please

In post 1858, WhemeStar wrote:
In post 1856, the worst wrote:hey wheme
thank u for not making me question my decision to dump you to the bottom of the read list
It’s a Garbo reads list so no problem

this is actively not an opinion you have
like, conspicuously

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:40 am

if i'm wrong on someone show me why.

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:43 am

> "my scumreads are in your scumpool"
> "your read list sucks"

contradiction?

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:43 am

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:46 am

@Wheme are you suggesting you're so bad at scum you are incapable of distancing from your own scumbuddies?

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:48 am

you're insinuating that your scumrange is like, tiny

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:51 am

zzz don't see any reason to move you up in the read list

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:51 am

In post 1880, Myloninja13 wrote:Wait, would that mean that
I
actually have a bigger scumrange than Wheme!?

you're fine as scum tbqh
i also think wheme's self assessment is super gross and i'd be surprised if it's actually his opinion

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:52 am

In post 1884, WhemeStar wrote:
In post 1883, WhemeStar wrote:
In post 1882, the worst wrote:zzz don't see any reason to move you up in the read list
That’s fine you can remain wrong your not becoming president anyway s
I’m gonna remain active to see that you don’t : )

no probs bro like, you're at the bottom of my read list for a reason

i'll expect anyone who

isn't

obvscum to actually try and talk to me about my reads in a rational way tho

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:54 am

i'll just wait for him to read the bit where i already called this

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:57 am

In post 1891, Myloninja13 wrote:TW, can you run through why Aronis is town? I've never really liked their posting, and these recent offerings haven't helped lol.

the dude is clearly an unabashed douche, which is probably why he's rubbing you the wrong way

uhh his agenda seems townie, his philosophy and responses have been ok, he's lamisty as fuck but that's consistent with his arrogant persona
gamestate would suggest he was way too obvious as scum at SOD2 to actually be scum

that's about all i got atm

Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:58 am

In post 1852, the worst wrote:
In post 1838, the worst wrote:surviving d3:
{the worst}
{}
{Ruby Red, mutantdevle, 123456789, Wraith, Aronis}
{skitter30, Myloninja13}
==null== {Oath} ==null==

{Hebichan} as well but doesn't matter my position on her

lolshooting pool
{ofrhz, Not Known 15} scum scented
{Invisibility} scummy
{Blind Bandits} probscum
{Whemestar} flailing caught scum

if you hate this, talk me out of it.
i'm conftown and back playing the game. if you don't talk to me today and don't vote me for prezzy you should be ashamed.

I'm actually expecting everyone outside of the pool to work with me here (save Aronis, who is prolly busy repeating grade 3). i actually expect any townies in the lolshooting pool to speak with me here, and work with me as well. if you're not going to, provide a reason why not.

i'm mechanically confirmed town. i have a history of being Good Town when engaged. and losing my hydra partner who basically promised to run the mechanical side of this game d1 was a pretty large blow to the amount of fucks i can give but guess what? i'm back :>

@myloninja13
-- no shitposting, you know my track record. work with me here.

PAGETOPPING FOR ARROGANCE

Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:03 am

i'll be ready.

Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:04 am

side note: then yelling at people that lynching in 3p claims is a bad idea

Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:05 am

In post 1913, Aronis wrote:
In post 1908, the worst wrote:i'll be ready.
What? No that thing needs to die

It's literally garbage

talk to me then, what's wrong w it

Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:06 am

i'm officially not lynching hebi today

you're the only claimed 3p i'm wanting to lynch today

Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:07 am

In post 1900, the worst wrote:
In post 1852, the worst wrote:
In post 1838, the worst wrote:surviving d3:
{the worst}
{}
{Ruby Red, mutantdevle, 123456789, Wraith, Aronis}
{skitter30, Myloninja13}
==null== {Oath} ==null==

{Hebichan} as well but doesn't matter my position on her

lolshooting pool
{ofrhz, Not Known 15} scum scented
{Invisibility} scummy
{Blind Bandits} probscum
{Whemestar} flailing caught scum

if you hate this, talk me out of it.
i'm conftown and back playing the game. if you don't talk to me today and don't vote me for prezzy you should be ashamed.

I'm actually expecting everyone outside of the pool to work with me here (save Aronis, who is prolly busy repeating grade 3). i actually expect any townies in the lolshooting pool to speak with me here, and work with me as well. if you're not going to, provide a reason why not.

i'm mechanically confirmed town. i have a history of being Good Town when engaged. and losing my hydra partner who basically promised to run the mechanical side of this game d1 was a pretty large blow to the amount of fucks i can give but guess what? i'm back :>

@myloninja13
-- no shitposting, you know my track record. work with me here.
PAGETOPPING FOR ARROGANCE

Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:07 am

@aronis #rekt

Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:09 am

keep eatin' that glue aronis

Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:09 am

i'm gonna stop posting here for the night prolly

i already pity the ~10 townies who have to read through this bullshit

Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:10 am

In post 1934, Myloninja13 wrote:OH NO, I just realised I'm being pulled on to two different sides at once!

It's like the light and the dark sides of the force pulling me, I must decide which one I belong to. The Poop Posting Side or the 'Let's Win' side!

WWMDD
(what would mathdino do?)

Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:14 am

heLO i am arONsi i am gionk to drag someone within 5 posts of spewing their alignment then call out the reaction test

Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:33 am

I'm done ragespamming. can someone show me why this "town or third party" read on Wheme is popular?

Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:05 am

hold on

this is the second time in my 9 month mafia career when I was targeted by the vig, scum factional kill and bodyguard on the same night.

?!?!????

Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:17 am

Maybe.

Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:18 am

In post 1043, jjh927 wrote:Your specific role is Presidential Bodyguard. Once per night, you may target a current or past president. If they are targeted by a killing action, they will be protected from that kill and you will die in their place. Note that this will only protect them from a single killing action.

Ah nvm role pm clarified

That would have been funny

Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:09 pm

In post 1970, Blind Bandits wrote:
In post 1955, Not Known 15 wrote:Blind Bandits - slightly scummy
HOW

right? obvscum for sure

Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:26 am

In post 1976, WhemeStar wrote:
In post 1973, ofrhz wrote:
In post 1959, 123456789 wrote: The above is annotated by where I think people are gonna vote Election Day. Thoughts?
i'm leaning towards voting tw
Now suddenly the worst townreads ofrhz!

ofrhz read trajectory temporarily withheld

Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:27 pm

prodding and calibrating reads

Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:27 am

In post 2023, Not Known 15 wrote:
Joining mutant's party is a scumclaim right now. Do not join the party.

Spicy go ahead

Voting anyone but me is a scumclaim btw but I'll take it

Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:30 am

"but NK15 is town, blah blah blah" you all said

Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:17 am

aronis just keeps getting more and more on the nose

Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:23 am

In post 2044, Aronis wrote:
In post 2042, the worst wrote:aronis just keeps getting more and more on the nose
That's just a really dumb thing to post so I fakejoined to demonstrate that

i appreciated the humour

Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:37 am

In post 2046, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 2039, the worst wrote:Voting anyone but me is a scumclaim btw but I'll take it
So. You as confirmed town say that we all must vote for you?
I agree.

yes 100% correct since I'm playing the game now :>
let's shoot some scums

Sun Jul 15, 2018 3:03 am

Sun Jul 15, 2018 11:48 am

my reads are changing a lot : ] looking forward to becoming your president and working thru this then lolshooting

Sun Jul 15, 2018 11:50 am

@Ruby what's your take on the Bandits, Mylo and Aronis + updated read on mutant?

Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:16 pm

I knew I was right to sheep Ausuka on you numbers

Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:20 pm

In post 1838, the worst wrote:surviving d3:
{the worst}
{}
{Ruby Red, mutantdevle, 123456789, Wraith, Aronis}
{skitter30, Myloninja13}
==null== {Oath} ==null==

{Hebichan} as well but doesn't matter my position on her

lolshooting pool
{ofrhz, Not Known 15} scum scented
{Invisibility} scummy
{Blind Bandits} probscum
{Whemestar} flailing caught scum

if you hate this, talk me out of it.
i'm conftown and back playing the game. if you don't talk to me today and don't vote me for prezzy you should be ashamed.

can you flick thru my dated fancy curly bracket read list and tell me if there's anything you strongly disagree with?

Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:50 pm

In post 2098, Blind Bandits wrote:PEOPLE WHO PUT THEIR OWN NAME IN READLISTS SHOULD BE PURGED BTW

#steamingturdposting

I agree in a general sense but I have a literal townclear on me so it helps others calibrate

Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:51 pm

also boycotting posting updates reads until I'm president

Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:57 pm

more so the fact no one is on the tier under

less armchair mafia philosophy more not being awful pls

Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:09 pm

you're wasting time critiquing the structure of the upper half of my reads list and assuming I didn't put it that way for a reason tho

plenty of other stuff to use your time for

Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:20 pm

explain what just happened for me then

I'm literally 3 weeks old so I can be slow sometimes

Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:29 pm

do like anything to be town then fmpov you have 0 town and like 5 scum in your ISO which is a huge tell lmao

Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:33 pm

your slot has done literally nothing to make me think it's town dude

Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:34 pm

just quickly is English your first language?

Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:37 pm

Just realised I've been stream of consciousness posting which is likely to trigger language barriers. Sorry bro.

I have no reason to believe you're town.
I have some reason to believe you're scum.

If you are actually town please please towntell sometime soon

Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:39 pm

0/10 town equity and 5/10 scum equity

Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:42 pm

I don't really care what you think of my word usage tho

Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:46 pm

party in ours \o/

Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:48 pm

you're not enjoying the party vizzy?

Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:54 pm

In post 2141, Blind Bandits wrote:
In post 2096, the worst wrote:{skitter30
whats the story on this bad boy right here

I'm prolly not gonna elaborate on my reads much until I'm president.

more value in scaring the shit out of scum as a conftown hot potato

rather than in valuing all my reads so they can decide whether or not it's valuable for them to elect me

Sun Jul 15, 2018 3:09 pm

A bazillion equities!!!!!

if you're town please just be town Blind Bandits

Sun Jul 15, 2018 3:52 pm

he admitted it was fake lol there's no alignment changing in this game. his wincon if he is 3p almost certainly relates to becoming prezzie though.

Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:59 pm

Aronis, I've realised I was only mean to you because I love you.

Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:59 pm

Take that how you will.

Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:03 pm

Bit sad my proclamation of love was ignored

Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:50 pm

I'll start writing my acceptance speech

Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:39 pm

if you vote for me I'll lunch scum

Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:49 pm

it's ok my reads actually exist rn

Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:44 am

no they're just the ones who are saying it

they need the towncred

Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:48 am

In post 2224, 123456789 wrote:
Oath is scum, and I am the one with the guilty.

soft or hard guilty?
I'd probably suggest full claiming here

Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:48 am

@Oath if you're scum don't bother voting. if you're town vote for whoever you think will give you the fairest trial.

Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:16 am

I don't think so SIMYK and I just kinda randomly won d1

Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:40 pm

hi it's god I'm here

who didn't vote me out if interest? (can check l8r)

Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:05 pm

do you love me oath?

Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:20 pm

why haven't you reached out to me?

maybe I've been secretly admiring you but when we're close I get shy~

Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:46 pm

Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:46 pm

In post 2264, Oath wrote:I did my hair all nice just for youuuuu

you don't even have hair hold on

Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:33 pm

p tru ya

kinda agreeing a little on BB unless they saw themselves as the obvious lynch so are throwing in a hardpocket attempt

Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:15 am

In post 2273, Invisibility wrote:BB is probably town because that role is very easy to prove/disprove

why does that role being provable make them probably town?

Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:10 am

In post 2275, 123456789 wrote:Mr. President, please don’t let us down this time! Lynch Oath!

considering you've already hardclaimed town investigative with a guilty please out your full role. I don't really see a situation where scum!Oath => numbers survives.

Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:26 am

Thank you! It's 5.56am here and I am indeed still very sleepoy

Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:27 am

how does a town RB have a soft guilty on oath rn

Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:56 pm

OK LETS DO THIS

VOTE: OATH
DIE SCUM DIE (sorry if you're town I owe you a few strands of hair postgame)

Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:57 pm

so maybe every part of my presidency suggestion was a lie except for the lolshooting part

sue me
ヽ(｀⌒´)ノ

Fri Jul 20, 2018 6:49 pm

123...9 is town
mutant probtown

Fri Jul 20, 2018 6:49 pm

I can't fucking wait to die

Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:48 pm

holy shit did you guys hear that?

Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:49 pm

I just heard mutant's heart break from Australia
also very very well played scum

Ank I'm blown away you just repped into the sketchiest slot 2k18 and just shitposted thru to endgame

this is why you're the best

Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:09 pm

I'm quite proud of my first message to jjh after dying being that the town unison was so shonky there was almost 100% scum in the open queue junkies that I couldn't be bothered sorting (probably excluding ofrhz I think) being like

{mutant skitter30 Rubez}

I do have some setup feedback which I'll prolly throw to jjh privately but I think he's more or less on the same page as what I'd wanna say

this game is like the type of joke I love to tell. it's dubious whether or not it's actually good, but it's definitely funnier for those who have more information

Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:18 pm

In post 3040, ofrhz wrote:the real question is

did i do the secret towntell this game?

uhhhhhh a little bit very late but you were pretty disengaged

Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:42 pm

I'm looking forward to that explanation from numbers lmao
NK15's fakeclaim was definitely the low-light of this game tho

Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:46 pm

it may have been a scum sweep but we did lynch scum MVP nk15 and no one can take that away from us

Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:50 pm

that NK was well timed. I'd lost all energy for the game so just kept yelling about how I was going to kick ass hoping you'd kill me.

realistically if I was around for another day I would've tried to get back into it.

Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:52 pm

T_T don't be wildfired ofrhz

Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:58 pm

I feel so bad about the polls. I checked out so hard after simyk flaked it took me a while to stop and actually go UHHHHHH HMMMMMM

pedit: ruby's 100% read accuracy continues

Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:01 pm

\o/
I'm a derailer

Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:41 pm

In post 3085, hebichan wrote:nk15 worried me early on tbh.

NK15 worries me in many ways.

Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:27 pm

mutant you're the best

Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:48 pm

best movie :0