The Ferris Wheel of Death Spins Again (Game over)

[StrangerCoug]

You have 72 hours or until I have 12 signups (whichever happens second) to board the Ferris wheel. Each player in a round does so at random. At the top of the wheel is a gun that can be used to obliterate any player's seat. Once it gets to be your turn, select one player you would like to kill and bold the name of that player and how they die. That player immediately loses the game. However, you only have 24 hours to make your decision. Unless it's the first turn of the round, time is measured from the last death, not from the mod update. If you run out of time, you die. When it's not your turn, however (and if you are still alive), you are allowed to plead with the shooter, make alliances with other players, or otherwise convince the shooter to kill somebody other than you. You may make alliances anyhow you want: in thread, in secret on Discord, I don't care. The last person alive on the wheel wins.

Good luck!

Spoiler: PLAYERS

1. Charles510
   BANNED FROM LIFE BY XOFELF
   
   
2. Iprobablysuck
   CLIMBED A LAMPPOST THAT D3F3ND3R TOPPLED
   
   
3. xofelf
   BEATEN TO DEATH WITH HER OWN COMPUTER BY STRANGERCOUG
   
   
4. D3f3nd3r
   TRAMPLED BY IRRELEPHANT11'S NINJAS
   
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   WINNER!
   
   
6. StrangerCoug
   ASSASSINATED BY INFERNO390'S NINJAS
   
   
7. Invisibility
   TOOK A COUPLE TRIES FOR CHARLES510'S POLONIUM-210 TO WORK
   
   
8. Inferno390
   JUST PLAIN SHOT BY NOTAJUMBLEOFNUMBERS
   
   
9. mallowgeno
   ALSO ASSASSINATED BY INFERNO390'S NINJAS
   
   
10. McMenno
    PRICKED TO DEATH WITH BY IPROBABLYSUCK'S ONE THOUSAND NEEDLES
    
    
11. Felissan
    ELECTROCUTED IN A CROCODILE POOL BY MALLOWGENO
    
    
12. Cephrir
    CHANCE OF DEATH FROM NOTAJUMBLEOFNUMBERS' TRICKERY: 1
    
    
13. Irrelephant11
    FOUGHT NOTAJUMBLEOFNUMBERS IN A PILLOW FIGHT AND LOST

[StrangerCoug]

Going to add myself, too.

[StrangerCoug]

Signups close in (expired on 2018-09-07 18:34:03) unless I don't get two more players by then.

[StrangerCoug]

Will take anybody else until the game starts. The time in the title is PM, I didn't have space to include it.

[StrangerCoug]

Signups are now closed. Randomizing turn order.

[StrangerCoug]

1. Charles510
   <— TOP OF THE WHEEL
   
   
2. Iprobablysuck
   
3. xofelf
   
4. D3f3nd3r
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   
6. StrangerCoug
   
7. Invisibility
   
8. Inferno390
   
9. mallowgeno
   
10. McMenno
    
11. Felissan
    
12. Cephrir
    
13. Irrelephant11

Charles510, fire when ready.

[StrangerCoug]

They are It just so happens that the first person to sign up also drew the first turn.

[StrangerCoug]

Remember to bold

[StrangerCoug]

I don't care if dead players talk here

1. Charles510
   
2. Iprobablysuck
   
3. xofelf
   <— TOP OF THE WHEEL
   
   
4. D3f3nd3r
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   
6. StrangerCoug
   
7. Invisibility
   TOOK A COUPLE TRIES FOR CHARLES510'S POLONIUM-210 TO WORK
   
   
8. Inferno390
   
9. mallowgeno
   
10. McMenno
    PRICKED TO DEATH WITH BY IPROBABLYSUCK'S ONE THOUSAND NEEDLES
    
    
11. Felissan
    
12. Cephrir
    
13. Irrelephant11

[StrangerCoug]

you crossed out my name instead of invisibility’s

Fixed.

[StrangerCoug]

Hey Coug, could you do me a favour and send me a Discord message when it happens to be my turn? I would hate to miss a deadline because my weird schedule has decided to interfere.

How about

I beat you to death with your computer

instead?

1. Charles510
   BANNED FROM LIFE BY XOFELF
   
   
2. Iprobablysuck
   CLIMBED A LAMPPOST THAT D3F3ND3R TOPPLED
   
   
3. xofelf
   BEATEN TO DEATH WITH HER OWN COMPUTER BY STRANGERCOUG
   
   
4. D3f3nd3r
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   
6. StrangerCoug
   
7. Invisibility
   TOOK A COUPLE TRIES FOR CHARLES510'S POLONIUM-210 TO WORK
   
   
8. Inferno390
   <— TOP OF THE WHEEL
   
   
9. mallowgeno
   
10. McMenno
    PRICKED TO DEATH WITH BY IPROBABLYSUCK'S ONE THOUSAND NEEDLES
    
    
11. Felissan
    
12. Cephrir
    CHANCE OF DEATH FROM NOTAJUMBLEOFNUMBERS' TRICKERY: 1
    
    
13. Irrelephant11

[StrangerCoug]

[StrangerCoug]

1. Charles510
   BANNED FROM LIFE BY XOFELF
   
   
2. Iprobablysuck
   CLIMBED A LAMPPOST THAT D3F3ND3R TOPPLED
   
   
3. xofelf
   BEATEN TO DEATH WITH HER OWN COMPUTER BY STRANGERCOUG
   
   
4. D3f3nd3r
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   
6. StrangerCoug
   ASSASSINATED BY INFERNO390'S NINJAS
   
   
7. Invisibility
   TOOK A COUPLE TRIES FOR CHARLES510'S POLONIUM-210 TO WORK
   
   
8. Inferno390
   
9. mallowgeno
   <— TOP OF THE WHEEL
   
   
10. McMenno
    PRICKED TO DEATH WITH BY IPROBABLYSUCK'S ONE THOUSAND NEEDLES
    
    
11. Felissan
    
12. Cephrir
    CHANCE OF DEATH FROM NOTAJUMBLEOFNUMBERS' TRICKERY: 1
    
    
13. Irrelephant11

[StrangerCoug]

1. Charles510
   BANNED FROM LIFE BY XOFELF
   
   
2. Iprobablysuck
   CLIMBED A LAMPPOST THAT D3F3ND3R TOPPLED
   
   
3. xofelf
   BEATEN TO DEATH WITH HER OWN COMPUTER BY STRANGERCOUG
   
   
4. D3f3nd3r
   TRAMPLED BY IRRELEPHANT11'S NINJAS
   
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   WINNER!
   
   
6. StrangerCoug
   ASSASSINATED BY INFERNO390'S NINJAS
   
   
7. Invisibility
   TOOK A COUPLE TRIES FOR CHARLES510'S POLONIUM-210 TO WORK
   
   
8. Inferno390
   JUST PLAIN SHOT BY NOTAJUMBLEOFNUMBERS
   
   
9. mallowgeno
   ALSO ASSASSINATED BY INFERNO390'S NINJAS
   
   
10. McMenno
    PRICKED TO DEATH WITH BY IPROBABLYSUCK'S ONE THOUSAND NEEDLES
    
    
11. Felissan
    ELECTROCUTED IN A CROCODILE POOL BY MALLOWGENO
    
    
12. Cephrir
    CHANCE OF DEATH FROM NOTAJUMBLEOFNUMBERS' TRICKERY: 1
    
    
13. Irrelephant11
    FOUGHT NOTAJUMBLEOFNUMBERS IN A PILLOW FIGHT AND LOST

Good game

[StrangerCoug]

Thanks for hosting SC!

You're welcome Thanks for playing.