Speakeasy Murder Games

[Felissan]

So. The Cookie Clicker guy has made a battle simulator inspired by all those Hunger Games simulators. Here's a link. You guys know what that means.

You have 48 hours to sign up and join the unpredictable and most likely anticlimactic fight between Team Yes and Team No. Make sure you use that form down there, I don't want this to be more of a headache than it has any right to be. And yes, those are the team names for obvious reasons.

I'll post one round per day once this starts, so grab your popcorn. Now. I might run more games of this once we're done if I hear enough popcorn munching in here.

Spoiler: Application form

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Name: (defaults to your MS name)
Pronoun: (he/she/they are the only options)
Image url: (defaults to your MS avi)
Preferred team: (defaults to the one with less players, might be ignored if your team is bigger)
Perk 1: (defaults to none; please don't make your perks/items up, check the link above for the full list)
Perk 2: (you can also pick "random" for perks and items)
Item:

And no, we won't have minor characters because I don't want this to last months

Spoiler: Game 1

Team Yes:

• Chickadee
  
• vonflare
  
• McMenno
  
  
• Maru
  
  
• Ali
  
• Skygazer
  
• Segaco
  
• shaft.ed
  
• Monty

Team No:

• Majiffy
  
  
• Annadog40
  
• chamber
  
  
• xyzzy
  
  
• Vizzy
  
  
• schadd
  
• implosion
  
• Kublai Khan
  
  
• StrangerCoug

Round 1
Round 2

[Felissan]

It was perfect.

[Felissan]

I'll confirm what Anna said - I made "no perk" the default option because I didn't feel like choosing stuff myself for the imaginary people who'd choose perks that aren't part of the list just to contradict me. Which I'm surprised there's been none of so far!
Anyway, what that means is that Alisae needs to pick some perks in order to actually have any. In hindsight, I'll also let people pick a "random" option for perks/items, since it makes sense to have one.

Oh, and speaking of being surprised by people, 16 players already? I didn't expect this thread to blow up like that.

[Felissan]

I dunno, it felt like it could very well be a speakeasy thing because of the mentality I wanted to approach it with.

[Felissan]

I've contacted xofelf earlier today about moving this back to the speakeasy, I'm currently waiting for her response.
Gonna start working on the game regardless soon.

[Felissan]

The Games have started.
... after one take got wasted because I didn't properly double-check everyone's pronouns.

Segaco rolled Seductive and Bulky as his random perks.
shaft.ed and Monty joined Team Yes, while StrangerCoug joined Team No. This means each team has 9 players.

Spoiler: Round 1

Spoiler: This round as a haiku

This one's so boring
The lost take was funny though
Team No exploding

[Felissan]

The whole game had to be generated at once, so I can't replace anyone. That also means I know how it ends, though I've forgotten most of the details.

Spoiler: Round 2

Spoiler: This round as a haiku

Now that's more like it
The red part is so sexy
Nice timing, chamber

[Felissan]

Oops, I was a bit late on this one. Sorry, I'm just that good at getting sidetracked.

Spoiler: Round 3

And that's the end of these exceptionally quick games!
... Or is it?
Stay tuned for Team Yes's Backstabbing Theater.

Spoiler: This round as a haiku

Blunder in Team No
Anna's misplaced wish fulfilled
Faster than she thought

[Felissan]

Rigged!

Don't complain, you were longing to die moments ago.

[Felissan]

you should continue until everyone dies.

The way you say it like it wasn't obviously planned from the start is kind of cute.

Spoiler: Bonus rounds, part 1

Stay tuned for tomorrow when we find out just how long our sole survivor will last.

[Felissan]

I shall have my revenge!

It's already done, you've just killed your murderer.

[Felissan]

And here it comes. The inspiring tale of a lonely man with a lasergun and a magic wand. One day late, I know. Shut up.

Sorry about the happy little accident in rounds 15 and 16, by the way.

Spoiler: Bonus rounds, part 2

And now that this is over with, I'll announce that as some people requested before this one, the second game will be a free-for-all! I'll leave you a couple days to sign up, at least 2 or 3 of them.

[Felissan]

If I had to guess, you tried to combine them into the the fabled laserflame machine and didn't expect its overwhelming power to instantly burn you to a crisp.